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nad-zeta · 4 years

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Matchup Duo 💎

HOWDY, not sure if matchups for ikeseng are open but here i go anyway?¿ ´･ᴗ･`

-I’m a Leo, and a combination of ENFP/ENTP (if that helps with characterization), but I’m becoming more ambivert as the days go by. But I still act like a crackhead (making up new words, making random sound effects out of boredom and roasting people playfully, having airhead moments, for examples) and a lot of people irl do get put off at how “obnoxious” I can get, but I do know when to “flip the switch” and become serious/quiet.

-I have really low standards for humor idk I laugh at my own jokes it’s honestly astounding, but cursed memes/images are somethin else💀 Dark jokes are always open in my ally👀

-Ironically, I canNOT stand horror, I will legit be so paranoid or freaked out and start overthinking and just cry and DIE—

I’m very open, almost TOO open, but ask me literally anything and I’ll usually tell everyone my honest opinions/thoughts, but I know how to deliver words tactfully and articulately. Debating, (public) speaking, writing, and understanding concepts are my strong suits; likewise I suck ass at math (I have no idea how I ended up in Calc BC ap, I just— 😭)

-Speaking of writing, I write poems whenever I feel like it, I have a whole collection HAH. My love of expressing comes from my tendency to play the devil’s advocate in interpreting and arguing for almost all perspectives in topics. So you can probably guess how I don’t get offended really easily and welcome both playful and serious banter (despite the crackhead persona, I’m very observant of people and their values expressed and how they tick, so I know when to back off especially when they get uncomfortable with my aggressive debating/personality). Need advice? I can use what I’ve gathered from different people and help anyone in their particular situations.

-And speaking of expression, I love fashion and makeup! I love being able to express myself through use of presentation and have fun while doing it! hehe (k-fashion, asian beauty 👀) HECK YEAH I’M DOWN FOR SHOPPING—

-I like to dance yeehaw, and I was on a competitive dance team (well that was before when the corona hit the milly rock a little TOO hard and put all the dancers out of commission😔🤝😭) I’ve also been in my own highschool’s dance club for 4 years!!

-I’m a console gamer :0 Big fan of winding down with video games, but books are the best if games aren’t an option.

-Music is a huge part of my life; I played the flute and the viola for years before and been surrounded by music through dancing as well; while I’ve been in a choir before, my vocals aren’t stellar oof, but at least I’m not tone-deaf.

-Can’t cook to save a life ooooof, that’s where my airheadness REALLY kicks in. I literally burn myself making instant :>

-I’m not phased by sexual innuendos/conversations/kinks because I see them objectively as unique characteristics of every person, but I’ll crack up at a sex joke or a cringe flirt line with friends. And like I’ve said, I’ll share them myself without objection if ANYONE asks. But the moment someone actually TRIES to make a move on me (like what!!¡¿), I’ll first play it casual but then bolt for the door because it’s hard for me to actually imagine that ANY guy would see me in a romantic light LOL but i’d get used to the advances quick and if it’s someone i liked back, i’d tease them the same or raise up the antics ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

Hi, there, dear! <3 Can I just say u sound like a super cool person! Anyway here is your matchup dear, I hope you enjoy it! And thanks for waiting soooooooooo long! ^_^

So I match you with………… Masamune

Selfie Match up

The first time this boi meets you he is ecstatic, finally someone fun to liven up this boring place.

You scream fun and outgoing

Masamune is already imagining all the fun adventures the two of you can go on and he hasn’t even talked to you yet!

He is absolutely captivated by those big dark brown eyes.

Those big bright intelligent eyes are all telling of the playful mischief the two of you could get up to together.

He absolutely loses himself in your deep warm, captivating eyes, they remind him of home, they are deep and rich like the soil of his home town, soft and comforting, while busting with endless life and energy

HE is absolutely dazzled by the way your soft strands of earthy hair moved so freely in the wind. It low key reminds him of his own wild free personality

If he ever had to imagine his perfect woman you would be it.

You have the same vibe as playful kitten having endless hours of fun, and boy oh boy all Masa wants to do is join in.

He wishes nothing more than to boop your cute nose

His brain goes haywire, all he wants to do is kiss those soft lips of yours

Masamune continues to eye you from the corner of the council room. Gosh if love at first sight did exist than this would describe his exact feelings towards you.

Match up part

You were named as the new princess of the Oda forces and was forced to sit through the rest of the boring war council. It had been 30 minutes in, and you were already losing your mind from boredom, that is when the one-eyed dragon passed you note from across the table. You giggled a little at the joke and wrote back on of your own. The two of you passed notes back and forth, every joke or remark you read made you want to break out in laughter. As the council progressed, the two of you got rowdier and rowdier and the both of you were now making strange noises. You were making all sorts of weird sound effects, and Masamune was howling in laughter. TBH they were so funny even Nobunaga couldn’t help but laugh. Everyone was having a good time except Hideyoshi “Okay that’s the third time the two of you have disturbed the council”. Hideyoshi started lecturing you and Masamune about not disturbing the council any further when Nobunaga announced that the council was over. The two of you couldn’t help but laugh in victory. The two of you continued your conversation in which you were playfully roasting each other. Masamune was right; you really were going to be a lot of fun.

Masa love chatting and spending time with you and honestly, he loved the fact that you understood and laughed at all his jokes. What he loves the most is times just before your about to deliver the punch line to a joke, but you burst out laughing for 20 minutes before you can even get it out. And once you finally coke out the punchline between laughs, you continue to giggle at your hilarious sense of humour for another solid 30 minutes. Masamune can’t help but laugh at you laughing at yourself. When the two of you goofballs are around its always a fun time, but beware of some occasional dark humour i.e. the two of you got scolded one day for joking about some dark topics in front of the kids *cough* Mitsunari *cough*

The first night you arrived, and Masamune barged into your room, and Masamune being Masamune, ignored any boundaries of personal space and started to page through one of your books that were laying on your writing desk. It was your fashion portfolio that caught his eye. He loves all the different looks and the way the colours and patterns seemed to complement each other. You had explained to him that you were heavily into fashion and makeup and considered it as part of your self-expression. Masamune smiled his big cat-like smile at you asking if you wanted to meet up with him tomorrow. You honestly didn’t have anything better to do, so you agreed.

You and Masamune spent hours in the market looking at different fabrics, clothes and makeup products. Everything was so different in the past. After spending the whole day shopping your grab both of Masamune’s hands in your, you beam up at his with the brightest smile stating that you had a fun idea. Masa is pretty much keen for anything, so he goes along with your strange idea. The two of you make your way back to his manor. And that is when the two of you hold a fashion show, to show off your new clothes and accessories the two of you bought. It was a lighthearted fun game, filled with banter and giggles. It had actually become somewhat of a tradition now for the two of you to do this little fashion shows in his room after a long day of shopping. You would always bust out laughing at the strange poses Masamune would do.

Another fun activity the two of you have adopted is poetry slams. Both of you would spend the week writing your best poems and then present them to each other. Just like the fashion shows, these evenings are also always filled to the brim with laugher and banter. The two of you had gotten to know each other fairly well like this, as sometimes the theme of the poems would be dark and depressing, and after the two of you would discuss the emotions behind it. U guys would in those cases always be there for each other lending a friendly ear to listen to the others problems.

Needless to say at this point, Masamune was head over heels for you and somewhere in between the fun poetry slams and fashion shows, his flirty jokes stopped being jokes. He was serious about you. One night he actually kissed you, you were honestly so shook, you ran, you legit sprinted away. Little did you know the tiger was on your heel running after you. He caught you and tacked you to the ground. The 30 second run actually gave you time to sort your feelings, as you too had realized that you had also fallen for the one-eyed dragon. He stared into your eyes questioningly, and that’s when you snaked your hands behind his neck and pulled him down to return the kiss.

The two of you made such a sweet couple. After work, Masamune would always be on the hunt for his kitten to spend time with you. He was super shocked when he heard singing coming from the kitchen. He snuck up to the kitchen and peeked inside. He had to chuckle when he saw you singing your heart out and dancing like nobody was watching. He never knew you could sing and dance like that, he watched you for a while utterly awestruck by you. He was pulled out of his reverie when he smelt something burning and saw a cloud of smoke coming from the oven. You panicked at seeing the smoke and swiftly opened the oven. You didn’t even think when you took the baked, well-burnt goods out the oven without mitts or a cloth. You had legit burnt your hands to a crisp.

Masamune rushed to your side to evaluate the damage. He got a bag and filled it with ice, putting it on your burnt hands. He then proceeded to rub some medicine on the burns and wrap your hands “Best leave the cooking to me from now on Kitten”. He then took over from where you left off, making you the best meal you had ever tasted. You sat on the kitchen counter to keep him company. The burnt buns and your burnt hands were long forgotten, as the two of you were laughing and chatting away.

Now, whenever Masamune cooked, you would sit in the kitchen with him and keep him company. The two of you would laugh and dance together in the kitchen. It was always so much fun spending time with him, you especially love it when he sings in his most false off-key voice it is honestly hilarious. You couldn’t help but think he complimented you perfectly. He could cook when you couldn’t even make toast successfully, and you could sing beautifully, while he sounded like some cat in pain.

Another thing Masa absolutely loves, is to sit and listen to you play the flute or viola. The soothing music and the amount of love and emotion you pack into the songs as you play, washes away all the stress and tiredness from his day. He could sit four hours and hours just enchanted by the sound of your music. Even more so if you sing along to the song, you are playing. He loves hearing your beautiful voice. This boy will legit drag you to sit in his lap and nuzzle and kiss you until you agree to play or sing him a song.

Masamune is always by your side supporting you and showering you with love. Whenever you get sad or insecure, Masamune is always there to lighten the mood. Like one time, some maids pissed you off. “ why is my kitten so angry today” Masamune literally came up to you and pinched your cheeks, he then squished your face “Common lemi see that beautiful smile.” When you still had a grumpy expression, he pulled you up and started spontaneously dancing. You couldn’t help but smile at the goofball and join in. Soon your big wide fast movements slowed down, and Masamune pulled you into his arms by your waist. He then dropped his head down and rested it in the crook of your neck. You honestly love quite moments like this just slow dancing in your lover’s arms. He would ask you about your day and would tighten his hold on you, enveloping you in a warm embrace, while you talk out all your frustrations of the day. After he would nibble on your ear whispering how much he loves and adores you.

Masa is like your fun knight in shining armour whether it is comforting you and helping you get to sleep after hearing some crazy scary ghost stories or spending hours upon hours bantering with you while you playfully insult each other, He is always there for you, loving you from the moment the sun rises till the moment it sets. He has truly met his match with you and never has in his life been happier, or laughed so much. The two of you can always be found snuggled together with Masa’s lil tiger cub in the futon after a long day of laughs, fun and adventures

Perhaps it truly was love at first sight after all

Other potential matches…………….Mitsuhide

Hope you enjoyed it, love! and I hope you are staying safe and well🍭 @smol-vy

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lcofowler · 5 years

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realized tht last night in my Haste to post something before completely conking out i never even posted my other kids’ intros................. My Mind. anywhomst here’s leo’s intro i revamped a bit so tht it makes more sense fr him to b at lockwood n what not!! winks at u all as i throw this into the abyss w reckless abandon

「 harris dickinson. cismale. 」have you seen leopold “leo” fowler around yet? i hear he decided to be in ALPHA PI for their JUNIOR year as a CRIMINAL JUSTICE major. the 22 year old SHEPHERD is known to be adventurous, inclusive, brash and cantankerous. ➨ the muse is written by bri. she/they is 22, in the est.

only goes by leo bc he thinks tht leopold makes him sound like a Fucking douchebag……………

was born in tallahassee and has the accent to prove it, if you’ve seen the office think jo bennett and her Thick ass southern accent…….. That’s Him

he has 2 older brothers who’re 26 and 24 then 2 younger brothers who’re 20 and 18 so it was a Busy House

pretty much right after the baby fowler was born leo’s dad left his mom for his secretary, then moved to new york for work it was a Wild Time bt leo jst thought it was hilarious and still does to be frank

leo visited manhattan a lot but he drove his dad fcking crazy, his junior year of high school his mom kicked him out for shaving his youngest brother’s head in his sleep and he only stayed in manhattan for 6 months before setting fireworks off in the bathroom of the Prestigious School his dad sent him to thinking it wld help (it didn’t) and getting sent back to tallahassee (where he did the same thing bt his mom cares less so KSDHGKLHSDG)

then he lived there for a year when he was 21, he OD’ed and his mom couldn’t rly handle seeing him like that and his dad was convinced he could like . Fix Him but he put his pet snake into his dad’s wife’s purse knowing she was like fcking deathly afraid so finally he got kicked out fr good LKSDHGHDGKL

he cldnt go back to tallahassee bc he eventually had a warrant for his arrest in florida but he also cldnt afford living on his own and after his aunt and uncle lost their only child they happily took him in, they’d always been pretty weird themselves so they didn’t mind and leo stayed w them a lot during the summer

he never talks about it but the death of his cousin finn rly kinda fucked him up they were more brothers than he was w his actual siblings /:

they own Fowler’s Flowers, a pretty big flower store that also has an outlet on lockwood’s campus and one or two other small locations

he lowkey loves the job tbh like it’s better than nothing and it’s not some boring desk job that he wld rather drop dead than having plus it helps his aunt and uncle pay fr his schooling (definitely cldnt get a scholarship pats his somewhat dumb head)

he’s a coke addict and has been struggling w it for a while bt he’s actually doing better than he was at like 18 when he first got into it thanks to a rly shitty crowd he got into bc frankly no one else would hang out w him

personality wise? The Worst

sarcastic, incapable of taking anything seriously, literally does The Most just to see how far he can push people, but he’s funny and kind to the ppl he cares about, loyal almost to a fault, loud and obnoxious, u get It

pansexual king who doesn’t care! will just make friends and sleep with whoever………….. not the best bf but he has some exes tbh

WANTED CONNECTIONS: maybe ppl who work at the flower shop with him??, or ppl who are just frequent visitors, some flings/exes, fwb’s, best friends i wld love a guy squad even!!!, frat brothers/srat sisters yeehaw, someone who hates him and he does the most to annoy them, unrequited crushes it could go either way, someone he kinda took in under his wing bc they’re maybe a bit more reserved/shy, maybe someone who knows his aunt/uncle?? (they’re angels) aka family friends, i’m rly up fr anything!! strikes a pose

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alpha-fork · 5 years

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marching band highlights from last season uwu

i licked chalk

someone dropped a piccolo under the bleachers at a game and it shattered

the sousas t-posed any time a bus drove by the pad

six of us now have matching shirts that say "yeehaw" in comic sans

gnats

giant mosquitoes

s p i d e r s e a s o n

ppl marched in fucking HEELS, DRESSES, and TUXEDOS

someone said they wanted zack efron to fuck him in the ass

a girl fell mid rehearsal and broke her wrist

the trombone section leader and one of the freshmen tubas did some weird ass ritual dance in the stands at a home game

the middle schoolers play in the stands with us at home games so i spent a lot of time up with the sousas cause my buddy is in 8th grade and plays tuba uwu

trombone swastika

"is this loss?"

i sat on one of the freshmen while he was asleep

"he's an asshole" "what'd you say?" "(silence)"

our bass clarinet fell off the face of the earth

a french horn got stepped on

"merry fuckin cripmas" "fuck this im joinin the bloods"

one of our props fell apart at uil in the middle of the show

at uil it was really cloudy and at one point in the music we played amazing grace and at that hit the sun came out

before game ritual of one of the trombones deepthroating 1-3 hotdogs and the entire lowbrass standing around him and shouting

smuggling food into the stands

one of the saxes got dented

water? i don't know her

our head bd from last year retired but at the show reveal he was there and it was Wild

our section shirts had a typo

they also took forever to get here

relationship drama owo

two of my friends got haircuts and the transformation was terrifying

two section leaders and the head drum major were horny for shrek and each other

our section leader moved schools and i got his trombone and i cried

ihop

seniors that graduated last year visiting games and everyone getting excited because That Was My Friend! Hi! I Love You!!!! Please Come Back

the head drum major from last year went to EVERY GAME

HORSE

me and two of my friends got matching zodiac rings at the mall before a game

the bleachers are fucked up so when i was standing with my friend in the euphonium section i almost fell off

it was a really emotional season a lot of people cried and a lot of people quit (including one of our drum majors)

trombone/guard solidarity

"all this free real estate and you choose to stand in between the two worst sections and try to march"

i tackled an eighth grader

fortnite dancing

so. much. fortnite dancing.

morning runs ft like seven people walking behind the rest of the band bc it's 6:45 am you are not making me run

going in after morning rehearsal and slapping the buses as they drove past

the hill by the band hall door gets shot with a sprinkler in the morning during marching season (around october) so a lot of people fall

two of our contests got rained out

someone dropped their lyre in the middle of the field at an away game

i now have to be restrained at the mall so i actually eat instead of spending the whole time in hot topic

"you're fucking GAY" "no you times two done"

"no homo"

band directors are the ultimate cock blockers

band parent's really don't give a shit what you say just don't get into fights

"they have tacos" "they fucking what"

"where the fuck did you get dr pepper" "my grandpa is cool"

i think im the only one who dressed up for halloween and uh Yeah not fun

40°F rehearsals where people came wearing like six jackets and pyjamas and jshdkdhd

i blew over $100 guaranteed

#marching band #band #trombone #euphonium #baritone #sousaphone #tuba #trumpet #clarinet #french horn #mellophone #flute #percussion #noot doot #okay to rb

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