ishqbaaz 05.09.17 lb
lololol shivaay turning the paper this way and that trying to read it (itβs in marathi, lol) πππ
hein? this house has a staircase also???? leading where???? π€π€π€
shivaaaay + chaaaaaaaai = this should be interesting. πππ
oh boy she wants him to drink it from the saucer. (always seemed weird to me.) πππ
lmaooooΒ βno, that doesnβt sound right.βΒ πππ
props to him for actually trying this. ππ½ππ½ππ½
βITβS GOOD!βΒ
βMERE mooh mein paani aa gaya tha!βΒ
lmao my tharki mind is interpreting this whole conversation in a verrrrrrrry different way! πππ
lmaoooooooooooo baalti wali bath! ab aayega mazaaaaaa. the true middle class experience! never am i more humbled than when i have to do a baalti bath back in india. πππ
please to be watching this video by my fav, kenny sebastian, and him describing the process super accurately. my place in kerala is in the city and the bathroom is in the house and all (ooooh! so fancy!), but this is pretty much how it goes. i can smell the medimix just watching this video! πππ
you were so pleased with theΒ βrain water harvestingβ yesterday billu. time to walk the talk! πππ
LOL HE TOOK HER SERIOUSLY. πππ
pft, βhumare paas sabun bhi hai????β idiottttt πππ
LMAO HE TOOK HER SERIOUSLY ABOUT THE DATUN TOO. MAN, RICH PEOPLE ARE SO FUN TO FUCK WITH. π€£π€£π€£
βmain jaa raha hoon nahaane ke liye. tum chalogi mere saath?β
lmao why, billu? do you want a witness for your embarrassment? trust me, youβre not gonna feel even remotely sexy while doing a middle class baalti bath.Β
gauri is worried about becoming vidhwaa 6 months into her marriage. π¬π¬π¬
LMAOOOOO AAPKO US SAAND KE SAATH BAITHKE CHITHRA NAHI BANANE HAI πππ
OH MY GOD OMKARA, YOU ARE TRULY AN IDIOT. DANGAL MOVIE DEKHNE SE KOI PEHELWAN NAHI HO JAATA. MATLAB, Β IβVE WATCHED LEGALLY BLONDE 300 TIMES, MAIN LAWYER THODI HO GAYI HOON. πππ
same, gauri. #same.Β
oufff shivaay ke sarrr se nkk ka bhoot utarkar iske sarrr chadh gaya hai. πππ
hahahaha herrrrr imitation. her faaaace. i love her so much. πππ
OMG WTF EVEN ARE THESE KURTAS SHIVAAY IS WEARING THEY LOOK FUCKING RIDICULOUS, WHY ISNβT HE JUST WEARING HIS REGULAR KURTAS THAT HE WEARS AT HOME?!!?!? CURSE YOU SHIRALI CURSE YOU TO HELL, JUST LET THE MAN LIVE π«π«π«
oh boyyyy chawl udaana hai π¬π¬π¬
10 to 1 the maalik isβ¦
β¦. YUP. πππ
the fuck shivaay, do you even pay attention to half the orders you give? πππ how many bldgs have you felled like this without even knowing?
ok the rule was to not use your name and identity for undue advantages. not for situations like these! π©π©π©
OH MY GOD HEβS ACTUALLY YOUTUBING HOW TO DO KUSHTI. π§π§π§
son, if that worked, all the fitness videos i watch and subscribe to would have me sporting 6 pack abs and zero jiggle. π£π£π£
lmao ek din mein 5 kele khaa ke kya hona hai????? πΆπΆπΆ
chor naukar has an unsolicited opinion. πππ
lmao their reaction! omkiβs βget a load of this guy!β head nod. baat aane par dono ek team ho gaye. abhi chor ki jamkar dhulaai hogi. πππ
hey chawl-blower-upper-dude, why are you such an asshole? just chill maybe? πππ
gotta love these oBahus and how theyβre all ready to throw down the second someone is mean to their patis.Β (ΰΈ β’Μ_β’Μ)ΰΈ (ΰΈ β’Μ_β’Μ)ΰΈ (ΰΈ β’Μ_β’Μ)ΰΈΒ
GOD SHIVAAY YOUβRE AN IDIOT. JUST MAKE A CALL AND GET YOUR OFFICE TO STOP THE PLAN. HONESTLY. πππ
βIS CHAWL MEIN REHNE WAALA EK AAM AADMI.βΒ
WHOSE HAIR KE HIGHLIGHTS COST MORE THAN THE MONTHLY BUDGET OF PPL IN THIS CHAWL. πππ
β¦. is he sitting ON the dynamite? πππ
lmao only the rich think thatΒ βthe right to peacefully protestβ achieves ANYTHING in india. bitch, the aam aadmi has no TIME to protest, peacefully or otherwise. humein ghar bhi chalaane hote hai. πππ
i feel bad for the explosion guy. heβs also an aam aadmi, trying to do his damn job. kahaan is majnu se paala pad gaya aaj. πππ
β¦. and youβre only doing this for anika and sahil? they have alternate housing and are sorted in life now. WHAT ABOUT ALL THE OTHER PEOPLE LIVING IN THE CHAWL WHO DONβT? AM I SUPPOSED TO AWWWWW OVER THIS BS? π€π€π€
anikaβs like OMG!SEXXXXXXXXX TAKE ME NOW HUBBY hearing that sentimental pap though. oh well. whatever works for her. πππ
lmaooooo her mooophat jawab and his honest laugh at her bindaass-ness. πππ
the couple that does dharna together, stays together, i guess? π€π€π€
ok i canβt stop laughing at omkiβs hella lame kushti moves. that too, with this untrained idiot whoβs not even that heavily built. such false complacency. πππ
omki going in with some classic WWE moves. πππ
gauriβs excitement is hella cute though. πππ
βabbe kahan jaa raha hai bhaag ke? practice kiske saath karoonga abhi?βΒ
pffffffffffft.Β
wifey be like I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE. ππ½ππ½ππ½
girl, stop putting the sunglasses on every 3 minutes to look cool. woh bhi raat mein. itβs laaaaaaame. πππ
sure. ok. with all the hair open. you been hanging out with bhavya too much. πππ
omki be like, oh yeah baby, imma wrestle with you. imma wrestle with you gooooooooooood. imma lift you up and pin you down and then take my shirt off andβ¦ hmm? what? yes. wrestling. this is how itβs done. (in the dangal themed porno i came across on the dark side of the web during my βresearchβ.) ππππ
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ππππ
i like how the chulbul moments are there too. omki is canon confirmed bi/pan/demisexual, fiiiiiiiiiiight me. πππ
haaaaaaye my cuties. πππ
i like how itβs night inβ¦ lonavla or wherever the f rikara are, and early morning in mumbai where shivika are. because the two places are in DIFFERENT TIME ZONES 12 HOURS APART. πππ
balbirrrrrrrr should NOTTTTTTTTTT have done that. π π π
LMAOΒ βAYE INKE HEIGHT PE MAT JAA!!!!!!!!βΒ
βBOLNA ZAROORI THA YEH?β
βYEH MOTA AAPKE HEIGHT KA MAZAAK UDAA RAHA HAI!β
βhaan, aur tum usse aur underline kar do!!!βΒ
my god what a family of fighty little munchkins this is today. πππ
oh, iska boss bhi idhar hi hai?Β
LMAO IS THAT KHANNAAAAAAAAAA?????????? HAHAHAHAHAHA π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
lollllllllllllll khannaβs been using the SSO name to act like big mannnnn.Β
βnamaste khannaji!β
βnahi, BOSS!βΒ
heeeee heeee heeeeeee πππ
ok that looks like the most uncomfortable way to sleep, gauri.Β
has he been practicing all night????? great, heβs gonna go wrestle with NO training, and not having SLEPT either. idiot. πππ
oufffff gauri ask bhavya to send BACKUP instead of asking her for kushti tips, jfc. πππ
billu ka swaagat toh aise kiya jaa raha hai jaise jung se lauta ho. fucking ridiculous. πππ
such cute. ππππππ
dadi gave you the fucking night off from her pehredaari to go at it like rabbits and you spent it talking about baltis and whatnot. this is what you call WASTE OF OPPORTUNITY. π«π«π«π«
bhavya looking 10000% done with rudra is me. #freeMyGirl π£π£π£
lo, billu ne bhavya ko bhi adopt kar liya. heβs like who needs stupidass brothers when i can have AWESOMEASS SISTERSSSSSSSS πππ
LMAOO RUDRAβS LOOK OF BETRAYAL π€£π€£π€£π€£
donβt think i missed bhavya looking all choked up though. πππ
allllllllll the toe touches in the world arenβt gonna help ya, omki. πππ
dude, like yeh balram legit apne khanna ka bhai lagta hai. πππ
of course heβs not gonna listen. πππ
aaaaaaaaaaaand there goes the lassi. and the omkara. πππ
OMG THAT SHOT OF HIS FACE BOUNCING OFF THE FLOOR HAHAHAHAHAHA π€£π€£π€£π€£
HEβS FUCKING OUT. WITHOUT EVEN STEPPING INTO THE RING LOLOLOLOLOLOL. THIS IS FUCKING HILAAAAAAAAAAAARIOUS HAHAHAHAHAHAHA π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
LMAO HOW EVEN IS THE SHOW PLAYING THIS AS A SERIOUS MOMENT I CANβT STOP LAUGHING OMG ππππ
ouff. stupid mardaangi taunts. #masculinitySoFragile
ok fwding the nonsense till bulbul gets into the ring.Β
aw. bhavyaaa. *hugs her* we love you, we do. which is why we want better for you than fβing rudra. sumo toh khud hi jaan chudaaa kar chali gayi. ab tumhe kaise bachaaye is se. πππ
anikaβs crying too. and has dialogues about family ka hissa and all. all that is okay, but please god donβt make her chutki. π¬π¬π¬
rudra calling for cessation of this divisive team policy in order to get some bro bonding time. πππ
waaah, dadi maan bhi gayi. π―π―π―
wait, shivaay and rudra have a GANG? these ppl have OTHER friends??? π§π§π§
surprise element? umβ¦ idk why but my mind instantly went to bachelor party and strippers. π¬π¬π¬
gauri be like BITCH, DONβT MAKE ME COME OVER THERE AND EK JHAANP MEIN DEEWAR PE SATTAAO-FY YOU π π π π
big talk from all the men. PFT. COMEEEEEEEEE ONNNNN GAURIIII.Β
LMAO THE INTERCUTS TO SHOW OM STILL PASSED OUT COLD IS MAKING ME LOL SO HARD πππ
girl please, TIE YOUR DAMN HAIR UP. WHATβS WRONG WITH ALL THE WOMEN IN THIS SHOW π©π©π©
can balram stop with the stupid yelling and faces? coz does this woman look intimidated by it? uh. that would be a resounding NO. πππ
ok fwding. coz honestly i fucking CANβT.Β
god just fucking kick him in the nutsssss and END THISSSSSS π«π«π«
LMAO OMKI JUST WOKE UP AND IS LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK πππππ
hold up, few seconds ka rewind. waaah, shivaay ki tarah ab isse bhi Awarenessβ’ chadhta hai when wife is hurt/in danger.Β
mubarak ho on your new superpowers, omkiiii! theyβre gonna make your life an anxiety-ridden hell, since YOUR wife wants to fight every third person she meets. πππ
hubs be like AW HELL NO, NO ONE MESSES WITH MY CHIRAIYYA; HERE HAVE A KICK TO THE GODDAMN CHEST π€π€π€π‘π‘π‘
arre waaaaah. out in like a minute. omki toh bada chupaa rustam nikla! boy, take off that shirt so we can see what youβre REALLLLLLYY working with, body wise. you know, FOR RESEARCH. πππ
whatΒ βuthhhhhh balramβ??? whoever hits the ground back-first loses. and heβs lost. fuck off now sadde hue tauji. πππ
haaaaaaaaaaaye. my sweeeetooooos. πππ
actualllllllly cryingggggg at omkiiiiii freely confessing that he couldnβt bear to see her get hurttttttttt. πππππ
βshankarji ki tarah gusse mein aapki teesri aankh khul gayi.β π
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JUST KISS ALREADYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY π©π©π©π©
yes ok uncleji, thanks for your completely unsolicited validation but we just want the murti, so give us that and weβll be on our way, thanks. πππ
rikara be like pyaaaaaaar? whaaat? no! weβre just roomies! with a lot of sexual tension. π―π―π―π―π―
lmaoooo chubby has some new cockamamie scheme. πππ
hahahahaΒ βinvestmentβ. sure. maybe ask your cambridge mba waala bhaiyya how investments actually work?????? πππ
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