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#we are watching the same movie at the aame time! fucking pay attention!
aahsokaatano Β· 1 year
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God. Watching "artsy" films with my mother is so fucking exhausting. We went to see The Menu tonight, and I thought it was a well-shot film with excellent acting and a well-constructed story line, but all my mom can say is that it was "too weird" and she thought x character would be a hero in the end, and I'm like. Mom. It's a social commentary film. It's not meant to have a happy ending. It's a vindictive ending because it's a catharsis.
Not everything is a goddamn western. Please stop talking incessantly about how bad you thought the movie was after I said I liked it. We're allowed to have different opinions.
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tellywoodtrash Β· 7 years
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ishqbaaz 05.09.17 lb
lololol shivaay turning the paper this way and that trying to read it (it’s in marathi, lol) πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
hein? this house has a staircase also???? leading where???? πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”
shivaaaay + chaaaaaaaai = this should be interesting. 😐😐😐
oh boy she wants him to drink it from the saucer. (always seemed weird to me.) πŸ˜•πŸ˜•πŸ˜•
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lmaooooΒ β€œno, that doesn’t sound right.β€Β πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
props to him for actually trying this. πŸ‘πŸ½πŸ‘πŸ½πŸ‘πŸ½
β€œIT’S GOOD!”  β€œMERE mooh mein paani aa gaya tha!” 
lmao my tharki mind is interpreting this whole conversation in a verrrrrrrry different way! 😏😏😏
lmaoooooooooooo baalti wali bath! ab aayega mazaaaaaa. the true middle class experience! never am i more humbled than when i have to do a baalti bath back in india. 😌😌😌
please to be watching this video by my fav, kenny sebastian, and him describing the process super accurately. my place in kerala is in the city and the bathroom is in the house and all (ooooh! so fancy!), but this is pretty much how it goes. i can smell the medimix just watching this video! πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ
you were so pleased with theΒ β€œrain water harvesting” yesterday billu. time to walk the talk! 😊😊😊
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LOL HE TOOK HER SERIOUSLY. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
pft, β€œhumare paas sabun bhi hai????” idiottttt πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„
LMAO HE TOOK HER SERIOUSLY ABOUT THE DATUN TOO. MAN, RICH PEOPLE ARE SO FUN TO FUCK WITH. 🀣🀣🀣
β€œmain jaa raha hoon nahaane ke liye. tum chalogi mere saath?”
lmao why, billu? do you want a witness for your embarrassment? trust me, you’re not gonna feel even remotely sexy while doing a middle class baalti bath.Β 
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gauri is worried about becoming vidhwaa 6 months into her marriage. 😬😬😬
LMAOOOOO AAPKO US SAAND KE SAATH BAITHKE CHITHRA NAHI BANANE HAI πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
OH MY GOD OMKARA, YOU ARE TRULY AN IDIOT. DANGAL MOVIE DEKHNE SE KOI PEHELWAN NAHI HO JAATA. MATLAB, Β I’VE WATCHED LEGALLY BLONDE 300 TIMES, MAIN LAWYER THODI HO GAYI HOON. πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’
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same, gauri. #same.Β 
oufff shivaay ke sarrr se nkk ka bhoot utarkar iske sarrr chadh gaya hai. πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘
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hahahaha herrrrr imitation. her faaaace. i love her so much. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
OMG WTF EVEN ARE THESE KURTAS SHIVAAY IS WEARING THEY LOOK FUCKING RIDICULOUS, WHY ISN’T HE JUST WEARING HIS REGULAR KURTAS THAT HE WEARS AT HOME?!!?!? CURSE YOU SHIRALI CURSE YOU TO HELL, JUST LET THE MAN LIVE 😫😫😫
oh boyyyy chawl udaana hai 😬😬😬
10 to 1 the maalik is…
…. YUP. πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’
the fuck shivaay, do you even pay attention to half the orders you give? 😐😐😐 how many bldgs have you felled like this without even knowing?
ok the rule was to not use your name and identity for undue advantages. not for situations like these! 😩😩😩
OH MY GOD HE’S ACTUALLY YOUTUBING HOW TO DO KUSHTI. 😧😧😧
son, if that worked, all the fitness videos i watch and subscribe to would have me sporting 6 pack abs and zero jiggle. 😣😣😣
lmao ek din mein 5 kele khaa ke kya hona hai????? 😢😢😢
chor naukar has an unsolicited opinion. πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„
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lmao their reaction! omki’s β€œget a load of this guy!” head nod. baat aane par dono ek team ho gaye. abhi chor ki jamkar dhulaai hogi. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
hey chawl-blower-upper-dude, why are you such an asshole? just chill maybe? πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’
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gotta love these oBahus and how they’re all ready to throw down the second someone is mean to their patis.Β  (ΰΈ‡ β€’Μ€_‒́)ΰΈ‡ (ΰΈ‡ β€’Μ€_‒́)ΰΈ‡ (ΰΈ‡ β€’Μ€_‒́)ΰΈ‡Β 
GOD SHIVAAY YOU’RE AN IDIOT. JUST MAKE A CALL AND GET YOUR OFFICE TO STOP THE PLAN. HONESTLY. πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’
β€œIS CHAWL MEIN REHNE WAALA EK AAM AADMI.” 
WHOSE HAIR KE HIGHLIGHTS COST MORE THAN THE MONTHLY BUDGET OF PPL IN THIS CHAWL. πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„
…. is he sitting ON the dynamite? 😟😟😟
lmao only the rich think thatΒ β€œthe right to peacefully protest” achieves ANYTHING in india. bitch, the aam aadmi has no TIME to protest, peacefully or otherwise. humein ghar bhi chalaane hote hai. πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„
i feel bad for the explosion guy. he’s also an aam aadmi, trying to do his damn job. kahaan is majnu se paala pad gaya aaj. πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘
…. and you’re only doing this for anika and sahil? they have alternate housing and are sorted in life now. WHAT ABOUT ALL THE OTHER PEOPLE LIVING IN THE CHAWL WHO DON’T? AM I SUPPOSED TO AWWWWW OVER THIS BS? 😀😀😀
anika’s like OMG!SEXXXXXXXXX TAKE ME NOW HUBBY hearing that sentimental pap though. oh well. whatever works for her. πŸ˜•πŸ˜•πŸ˜•
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lmaooooo her mooophat jawab and his honest laugh at her bindaass-ness. 😊😊😊
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the couple that does dharna together, stays together, i guess? πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”
ok i can’t stop laughing at omki’s hella lame kushti moves. that too, with this untrained idiot who’s not even that heavily built. such false complacency. 😐😐😐
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omki going in with some classic WWE moves. 😊😊😊
gauri’s excitement is hella cute though. 😍😍😍
β€œabbe kahan jaa raha hai bhaag ke? practice kiske saath karoonga abhi?” 
pffffffffffft.Β 
wifey be like I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE. πŸ™‹πŸ½πŸ™‹πŸ½πŸ™‹πŸ½
girl, stop putting the sunglasses on every 3 minutes to look cool. woh bhi raat mein. it’s laaaaaaame. πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„
sure. ok. with all the hair open. you been hanging out with bhavya too much. πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘
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omki be like, oh yeah baby, imma wrestle with you. imma wrestle with you gooooooooooood. imma lift you up and pin you down and then take my shirt off and… hmm? what? yes. wrestling. this is how it’s done. (in the dangal themed porno i came across on the dark side of the web during my β€œresearch”.) 😏😏😏😏
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 😍😍😍😍
i like how the chulbul moments are there too. omki is canon confirmed bi/pan/demisexual, fiiiiiiiiiiight me. 😊😊😊
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haaaaaaye my cuties. πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–
i like how it’s night in… lonavla or wherever the f rikara are, and early morning in mumbai where shivika are. because the two places are in DIFFERENT TIME ZONES 12 HOURS APART. 😐😐😐
balbirrrrrrrr should NOTTTTTTTTTT have done that. 😠😠😠
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LMAOΒ β€œAYE INKE HEIGHT PE MAT JAA!!!!!!!!”  β€œBOLNA ZAROORI THA YEH?” β€œYEH MOTA AAPKE HEIGHT KA MAZAAK UDAA RAHA HAI!” β€œhaan, aur tum usse aur underline kar do!!!” 
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my god what a family of fighty little munchkins this is today. 😊😊😊
oh, iska boss bhi idhar hi hai?Β 
LMAO IS THAT KHANNAAAAAAAAAA?????????? HAHAHAHAHAHA 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣
lollllllllllllll khanna’s been using the SSO name to act like big mannnnn.Β 
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β€œnamaste khannaji!” β€œnahi, BOSS!” 
heeeee heeee heeeeeee πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
ok that looks like the most uncomfortable way to sleep, gauri.Β 
has he been practicing all night????? great, he’s gonna go wrestle with NO training, and not having SLEPT either. idiot. πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’
oufffff gauri ask bhavya to send BACKUP instead of asking her for kushti tips, jfc. πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘
billu ka swaagat toh aise kiya jaa raha hai jaise jung se lauta ho. fucking ridiculous. πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„
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such cute. πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–
dadi gave you the fucking night off from her pehredaari to go at it like rabbits and you spent it talking about baltis and whatnot. this is what you call WASTE OF OPPORTUNITY. 😫😫😫😫
bhavya looking 10000% done with rudra is me. #freeMyGirl 😣😣😣
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lo, billu ne bhavya ko bhi adopt kar liya. he’s like who needs stupidass brothers when i can have AWESOMEASS SISTERSSSSSSSS 😊😊😊
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LMAOO RUDRA’S LOOK OF BETRAYAL 🀣🀣🀣🀣
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don’t think i missed bhavya looking all choked up though. 😭😭😭
allllllllll the toe touches in the world aren’t gonna help ya, omki. 😐😐😐
dude, like yeh balram legit apne khanna ka bhai lagta hai. πŸ˜—πŸ˜—πŸ˜—
of course he’s not gonna listen. πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„
aaaaaaaaaaaand there goes the lassi. and the omkara. πŸ˜•πŸ˜•πŸ˜•
OMG THAT SHOT OF HIS FACE BOUNCING OFF THE FLOOR HAHAHAHAHAHA 🀣🀣🀣🀣
HE’S FUCKING OUT. WITHOUT EVEN STEPPING INTO THE RING LOLOLOLOLOLOL. THIS IS FUCKING HILAAAAAAAAAAAARIOUS HAHAHAHAHAHAHA 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣
LMAO HOW EVEN IS THE SHOW PLAYING THIS AS A SERIOUS MOMENT I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING OMG πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
ouff. stupid mardaangi taunts. #masculinitySoFragile
ok fwding the nonsense till bulbul gets into the ring.Β 
aw. bhavyaaa. *hugs her* we love you, we do. which is why we want better for you than f’ing rudra. sumo toh khud hi jaan chudaaa kar chali gayi. ab tumhe kaise bachaaye is se. πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™
anika’s crying too. and has dialogues about family ka hissa and all. all that is okay, but please god don’t make her chutki. 😬😬😬
rudra calling for cessation of this divisive team policy in order to get some bro bonding time. 😌😌😌
waaah, dadi maan bhi gayi. 😯😯😯
wait, shivaay and rudra have a GANG? these ppl have OTHER friends??? 😧😧😧
surprise element? um… idk why but my mind instantly went to bachelor party and strippers. 😬😬😬
gauri be like BITCH, DON’T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE AND EK JHAANP MEIN DEEWAR PE SATTAAO-FY YOU 😠😠😠😠
big talk from all the men. PFT. COMEEEEEEEEE ONNNNN GAURIIII.Β 
LMAO THE INTERCUTS TO SHOW OM STILL PASSED OUT COLD IS MAKING ME LOL SO HARD πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
girl please, TIE YOUR DAMN HAIR UP. WHAT’S WRONG WITH ALL THE WOMEN IN THIS SHOW 😩😩😩
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can balram stop with the stupid yelling and faces? coz does this woman look intimidated by it? uh. that would be a resounding NO. πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„
ok fwding. coz honestly i fucking CAN’T.Β 
god just fucking kick him in the nutsssss and END THISSSSSS 😫😫😫
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LMAO OMKI JUST WOKE UP AND IS LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK 😟😟😟😟😟
hold up, few seconds ka rewind. waaah, shivaay ki tarah ab isse bhi Awarenessβ„’ chadhta hai when wife is hurt/in danger.Β 
mubarak ho on your new superpowers, omkiiii! they’re gonna make your life an anxiety-ridden hell, since YOUR wife wants to fight every third person she meets. πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ
hubs be like AW HELL NO, NO ONE MESSES WITH MY CHIRAIYYA; HERE HAVE A KICK TO THE GODDAMN CHEST 😀😀😀😑😑😑
arre waaaaah. out in like a minute. omki toh bada chupaa rustam nikla! boy, take off that shirt so we can see what you’re REALLLLLLYY working with, body wise. you know, FOR RESEARCH. πŸ˜—πŸ˜—πŸ˜—
whatΒ β€œuthhhhhh balram”??? whoever hits the ground back-first loses. and he’s lost. fuck off now sadde hue tauji. πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’
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haaaaaaaaaaaye. my sweeeetooooos. πŸ’—πŸ’—πŸ’—
actualllllllly cryingggggg at omkiiiiii freely confessing that he couldn’t bear to see her get hurttttttttt. 😭😭😭😭😭
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β€œshankarji ki tarah gusse mein aapki teesri aankh khul gayi.” πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…
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JUST KISS ALREADYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 😩😩😩😩
yes ok uncleji, thanks for your completely unsolicited validation but we just want the murti, so give us that and we’ll be on our way, thanks. πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’
rikara be like pyaaaaaaar? whaaat? no! we’re just roomies! with a lot of sexual tension. 😯😯😯😯😯
lmaoooo chubby has some new cockamamie scheme. πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
hahahahaΒ β€œinvestment”. sure. maybe ask your cambridge mba waala bhaiyya how investments actually work?????? πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„
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