#we LOVE bitches w mullets in this house!!!
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Arranged to Love (Michael afton x fem reader)
so we all know Williams a little bitch and just HAS to ruin his sons life, so why not force him into a marriage? It was only to make him miserable. BUT it backfired and he falls in love with you??
“Mike! Come down here!” William yelled at his son where you and your mother stood, a sour look on your face and a proud mother. Came down a brunette boy with a fluffy mullet, you normally thought mullets were gross- but his looked soft to the touch. “ what do you want dad” the boy groaned “ micheal is that anyway to speak to your father?” William snapped back ‘ god dayum’ you just stood there. Willifuck- I mean William sighs and turns to you “ micheal because your absolutely horrible with girls I sped it up for you, I may or may not have arranged you a marriage” he chuckled you looked away in pure anger and looks at the ground Micheal could tell you weren’t happy about it either “ WHAT THE HELL DAD-.” Micheal yelled “ ITS CLEAR NEITHER OF US WANT THIS!” “ Michael me and your mother were arranged and look how far we’ve come! And mrs l/n here fell in love with her arranged husband we are carrying on the tradition” he growls “ traditional my ass” you scoff “ excuse me young lady apologise to mr afton” your mother gasps “ lemme think about that uhhhh no” you smirk and pull up a middle finger. “Got teenagers am I right?they don’t know what’s best for them” Your mother giggles and you look tired of her shit Micheal was staring at you
micheals thoughts
good for me?!good for … us? But she looks so unhappy! IM unhappy how can this possibly be good? And ew- we have to have kids too! GROSS- I think ima keep my pants on and she’ll keep her legs shut. (Me note: no no you won’t sorry mate😩for the readers!) Shes really pretty…. She doesn’t deserve to marry me! I’m clearly not good enough for that dad even says so- it’s strange, if I’m gonna marry her that means she’s my future wife…
Normal POV
you finally looked back up at him, the eye contact was short but interesting. The parents noticed and chuckled
Williams thoughts
here’s my revenge, you brat I call a son
normal pov
“ why don’t you two go upstairs to get to know each-” “ daddy who’s she?” Little Liz came down “ oh hello sweet heart!” William called out “ this is your future sister is law!” William continued the little girl gasps “ your gonna be my older sister!” She gets excited! “Y-yeah I guess..” you smile at her “ can I go home now?” You whisper to your mother “ dear, your staying her for the weekend to get to know your future husband…” she whispers back a small ‘O’ came from you “ run along you two” your mother shooed you away and Liz takes you two by the hand to her room “ ooo! I’m so excited we can paint each other’s nails and braid our hair! And draw! Do like material girl by Madonna? It’s my favourite!! Daddy dances with me when it’s on!” She rambled on its cute but sad to you. A little boy exits a blue door that was next to a red door with “ Michael” and a pink door with “ Elizabeth” “ who are you?” He whispers clutching the yellow Fredbear in his arms “ she’s Mikeys girlfriend!!” Elizabeth yells, it was too quick to process but your hand squeezed her little hand when she said “ girlfriend” because you didn’t even love him micheal looked uncomfortable to say the least. You went to Liz’s room while micheal went to his when she closed the door she turned to you “ do you love him?” She grins you looked away you wanted to say no, you HAD to say no but nothing comes out “ YOU DO!” She screeched “ I won’t tell him” she whispers “ r-right.” You smiled
btw micheal and you are 15 in this- so in two years your gonna be married
5 months later
you came to the afton house with make up for Liz, she’s turning 10 and her father had no clue so he asked you three weeks ago for some. When you knocked Evan opened the door sniffling “ hey lil dude what up?” You ask him “ Lizzie’s gone….” He whispers “ w-what? What do you mean gone?” “ she’s missing, she went missing in circus baby’s pizzeria.” You dropped the little box with only eyeshadow and lipstick in it and grab the seven year old boy “ it’s gonna be okay..” he just starts crying “I miss her! Why’d she had to go! It should have been me!” That’s how you broke into crying, you’ve never heard a harder thing coming out a child’s mouth “ you’ve found out?” Micheal appears you two rarely spoke, you a fair bit about each other but rarely spoke for reasons “ y-yeah” you sob out, he sits down next to you and… hugs you? You two have never touched each other out her then a bump it a shoulder, he was warm and smelled like vanilla. You three sat there in each others arms by the door, you held Evan and micheal held you it was a sweet moment and mrs afton just HAD to take a photo to show her husband. You sat there for about ten minutes, before Evan got up “ are we going to find her?” He asks looking up at you two “I- I dunno lil guy, I dunno” micheal says back and the little boy fell right back into your arms. You ended up falling asleep in Mike’s arms he blushed “Evan get up i have to get her to bed.” And Evan gets up and walks to his room, grabbing you bridal style he walks you too his room, it’s the most appropriate form of bedroom, can’t sleep in Elizabeth’s she’s dead or missing or Evans because Evans in there so Mike’s is the only room. He leaves you in his bed tucked under the covers where he hesitates before leaving a small peck on your forehead “ sleep well y/n”
After a few weeks of knowing mike more you two became close, best friends way ofc but something was annoying you, you had to marry each other but something was happening to you two, he was developing feelings for you, and falling hard too.
now listen I know you wanna have the whole slow burn idea but I am WAY too impatient for that so how about you two start dating? Sounds good? Noice-
you two were cuddling when you heard a little knock by the door “ come in!” Mike yells “ guys I have bad news” Evan says softly “ they found Lizzie” “ that’s good isn’t it?” “ they found her dead” you looked at him for a while and opened your arms so he could climb into your lap while you were sitting in micheals. The little boy climbed into your lap and snuggled into your chest while you played with his hair “ it’s gonna be okay” you smile “shh it’s okay” micheal whispers
that was 3 months ago…
Evans gone too, you tried to save him! You pulled him out of his mouth! You bandaged him to stop blood flow! You held icebacks and checked his heart! How- he can’t be dead.. bloody Jeremy… he HAD to suggest the prank. You held mikes arm while you two were dressed in black.he kissed your cheek “ it’s okay darling” he held you close to his chest even though he was the one who needed to be held he stayed strong for you, just you..
the end NAH lol
Just part one don’t worry
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things my friends and I have said over the last year
“I’m verbally illiterate” “Isn’t that called dyslexia”
“I’m going to chemistry and I’m gonna light myself on fire” “No” “Damnit let me burn like the witch I am!”
“Don’t worry it’s not anti-Christ it’s just anti-government”
“I’ve been getting migraines everyday and I’m considering chopping my head off” “But that would kill you” “Two birds one stone!!”
“I swear to god I will hug you” “My house is 5 miles away and my doors are locked” “Your locks are FEABLE”
*writing an email* “Bitch comma”
“Ok but I could be a top” *laughing* “What I totally could be!” *laughing and crying for literally 6 minutes straight*
*on a group call, friends cat misha walks into the room* “Tell misha I would live and die for her, whichever she prefers” “She says thank you” *cat noises*
*joins discord vioce chat at 11:26 pm* “You guys are gae but I love you” “Thank you saeren very cool” “Goodnight” *leaves chat at 11:28pm*
“Jake jake jake jjjake -j-jaaake hey jake” “W H A T” “Can I eat your pens” “I literally have a restraining order against you”
“I’m educatn’t”
“Me calling you to dumb to be a slytherin is payback for you leaving multiple handprint bruises on my legs” “It’s not my fault your skin is weak”
“He’s rolling so that we can walk” *rolling in the grass and collecting leaves on his jacket* “I’m rolling for your sins”
“There are 7 of us so we can each be a deadly sin” “I wanna be Ross” “You mean wrath?” “No that dude from Friends”
“Ok but other than his strict attraction to women, his multiple wives, his hatred of gay people, and the fact that he is dead, what is standing between me and Joseph Smith the All American Hottie from being happy together”
“Consider: Mullet” “No”
“I do my homework while loudly eating a pop tart asmr”
“No no listen, he’s my brother, he’s a bastard of my dynasty…I might just ransom him off”
“These Norwegian bastards indroduced a fucking PLUAGE to my COUNTRY”
“Ooooo meth”
“Half of my life is me resisting the urge to sing the zaboomafoo themesong, the other half is me actually singing the zaboomafoo themesong. So either way my entire life revolves around zaboomafoo.”
“I just don’t think I would hire a gay man-wait no I’m not homophobic”
*chucks half a gallon of milk in a gas station* “-ah- got milk?”
“Gimme your sternum boy”
“Nooooooo he stole my sternum!!!” (Side note these were two separate occasions)
*being force fed milk duds* “No!! This is the worst way to die!!”
“Hey babe come over I have a hammock and a heated blanket”
“Be afraid, be prepared- IN THE WORDS OF SCAR”
“Stress eating stress gummies Stress eating stress gummies Stress eating stress gummies stress eating-”
“I thought to myself ‘Y’know if I die today this is how I want to be remembered- a leather skirt and leg warmers’”
“I think I’m telling you to go to sleep” “You’re gonna have make me” “I can’t tell if this is cry for help or flirting” “Yes”
“This is at best cannibalism and at worst being straight”
“Oh look Percy Jackson’s here now, ooh they replaced every character’s face with Mr. Bean. I hate it”
“You can’t be mean to me! I’m gay AND a woman! That’s a hate crime!” “Yeah well I’m brown and Muslim! Square the fuck up bitch!”
“Babe it’s not very metal to be afraid of your hair dresser” “It’s not very metal to have a hair dresser and yet here we are” “It’s fine you’re into glam metal”
“Hey augie, got any grrrrrrapes?” “I’m doing IXL :(“
“Can I come?” “No” “What if I bring watermelon?” “You can come, leave the watermelon, then leave” “:(“
“What in the jersey shore”
“Rad’nt”
“Ok but consider: Mullet-hawk” “I can and will divorce you”
“Dee-vorce 👏 Just to 👏 re-vorce 👏 👏 “
“Ah yes, that’s why I’m fat…for combat reasons…”
“You fool I consent!”
“My Boston fern is being a bitch but that’s because it’s winter and that’s BITCH season”
“You walk through the rest of the house and it’s like ‘ooo witchy and aesthetic’ then they’ll get to the guest room and it’ll just be a tacky twink Fever dream”
“Who needs a scalp”
“HeHe, sexing”
“Council has decided, your vibes are rancid (and not the band)”
“You’re never to young to hate women”
“Look at me I did the dishes I’m a 1950s housewife with a strangely new jersey accent and affinity for lesbianism”
“Well look who has the table now”
"contrary to popular belief, fuck you"
"There's nothing here that requires whisking, i'm just problematic"
"If you could go anywhere in the world with two people, who would you choose?" “New Orleans!”
"So he proceeded to bite me on the butt...like, really, really hard."
“I don’t cheat, I win. It’s not cheating if it’s consensual.”
“My mouth, my choice”
“Do you like my ombré of a tan"
“Who’s the cutest in the chat right now then?” “It’s Paige!” “No, it’s obviously Augie.” (paige's boyfriend)-said by a straight man
“Francis is just a one and done.”
“Would you ever have a threesome?” “...yes...” *To Francis* “Sure!”
“How do you feel about anal sex?”
“Of the people in this room, who would you most want to make out with?” “Augie” “The answer is yes, but only if it’s 6 feet apart.”
“Square, flat, and overcooked.”
“The virus would be over if everyone would breathe underwater for 5 minutes.”
“I have daddy issues, but not with my father.”
“You’re a ladies man but you have two boyfriends.”
“That means lesbian in sign language” “No, that means fuck boy in American”
“I’m like a parasite, you can’t get rid of me. I’m here forever.”
“You’re like my long term hit man”
“Is it Jake?” “No, why would the evil Russian man be Jake?” “Because he would never hire a gay man and you don’t look like a gay man”
“Jake is homophonic, Augie is racist, and Francis is a woman hater!”
"Grew a korean radish, 1 star"
"I've got more cause i'm a rich boy, and by that i mean my father sometimes buys avocados. And that's on what? Upper middle class"
"Tell your good for nothing boyfriend to stay away from my mom"
"It's not inciting violence it's just ~inspiring it~ "
"Listen bitch just because you have avacados and a roomba doesn't make you better then me"
"i would totally let narthex ruin my life. and that's on what? daddy issues and bisexuality"
"who is titty"
"how is he racist" "he hates the french and russians right?" "don't forget italians" "that's just self loathing"
"This is the last time i wear a thong- it's for educational purposes"
"babe come over i'm a burrito"
"he put bread with milk. luckily he passed away"
"you touched my wiener!" "you offered it!"
"foot'nt"
"i took a shower and realized the floor doesn't bounce"
"i love ass whoooaaaaaa i meant cassie"
"Rosalie you're the deciding vote. Be decisive." "Dude i'm bisexual and a gemini. what're you talking about?"
"Okay so to recap: jake is homophobic, augie is racist, francis is a woman hater, and now paige is a bunny abuser?"
"Just bring a watermelon keychain and it'll be fine" "Whooaaaa i'm gonna need a big key then"
"If you were blind what would you even see"
Post Traumatic Youth, plus D for danny's disorder"
"i think she's past the phase where she likes people just because they're russian"
"francine is a lesbian, but only during quarantine"
"don't be a home wrecker!" "i can't help it!"
"we are not doing coed tents" "i wanted to go purple-ing though"
"if it's not perfect i'm gonna through hands" "with who" "i don't know, the CEO of stupid"
"don't make me feel guilty for bullying you"
"it doesn't look very cash money cool but okay"
"slinky cat" (ferret)
"The pond behind my house didn't freeze all the way through this winter, so i couldn't go ice skating" "okay, so i have an idea. we can go to walmart and get-" "ANTI FREEZE!" "well, yes- wait, no. No, the more i think about that definitely no."
"The amish will win, the amish will prevail" "the amish will conquer us all!"
"He do be kinda mafia doh"
"i'm being sneaky sneak. stairs go creaky creak. and i need. DRUGZ"
"brain on shutdown, power saving mode"
"Somebody go tip her, she's dancing like a stripper" "thatd be nice- oh wait no!"
"fellas, is it gay to lick your homies eyeball?"
"it's not racist if you're only targeting one group of people" "that literally racism" "but what if they're french"
"i'm not racist yet but the option is available, and it's good to have options"
"they don't call me Mr. Steal Yo Boy for nothing!" -a straight man who has a girlfriend
"i think he has a bad habit of not dating girls"
"kinda hot tho 🥵 in a Santa Claus kinda way...hoe hoe hoe"
"i'll be your hot jacuzzi bubble dealer"
"when deceit and doubt fills you up, you cleanse your mind through creative activities, such as making organic soap"
"friendly reminder #4: you're never to old to eat a freezie-pop"
"sorry i'm just nervous" Chinese Teacher: (Waving her hand in front of her face) “Just pretend I’m cabbage.”
"me when my dads name is publicly broadcasted on the radio for his 14 felonies and assorted war crimes"
"<@!523669420435046401> I sentence you to a solid nine by the banhammer. For your crimes against Humanity, God, Satan, and Matt Frank. See you in hell."
"Danny, just because you're playing *Just Cause* doesn't mean you need to Just Cause our friendship!"
"Silly Matt! You fell for the ole’ Heimlich maneuver!”
"i got a bunch of new shirts over quarantine" "you would"
"Ok, there's a 32 year old doctor in new Jersey dying right now" "Yeah, but to be fair everyone in new jersey has a pre-existing condition"
“This is the longest period of time we’ve had without a Nintendo direct” “Maybe they’re gonna make a Nintendo indirect?”
"you’re looking extra white today.” "thanks i've been practicing"
"do you have any batteries" *looks inside shirt* "not yet"
"let's go colonize the middle school!" "yyayayyayayay!!!" " wait I gotta ask my mom first" What happened next is know called the *Juniors burden*
"oh so you're a DOWNSTAIRS milk kinda guy"
"you are literally the human embodiment of crumbs in a bed"
"The Berk-ey Creamery isn’t a place, it’s a people!”
 "He shoved a floating joy-con straight up his flux-capacitor.” "great! now it's paired"
"No, that isnt armor, the real armor are the friends you made along the way"
"This one goes out to all my lady friends out there *proceeds to kill himself in game*
"i'm a coward" "that's what a coward would say!"
"rest is for cowards and fools"
"every time you speak you take years off my life"
"Shark dick hoo ha ha"
"Me and the boys brushing our teeth at 3 AM"
"remember if you kill yourself the fascists win"
"The Beatles aren’t real. Have you ever seen a beatle? No? Exactly." "Babe” "Shut up I’m right."
*reading over these quotes* "god i hate that" "you said that!"
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hot takes continued
here we go. season 12 episode 12.
so. it’s time to chit chat about drag race. if u dont like my opinions sry.
this is gonna get bigger than one episode or one season. this is meta drag race.
but first i guess the episode. right. so. obviously it was a “musical” so obviously i wanted to see jan sing and obviously she did not. I do think that this challenge [not necessarily placed in this episode] would have been a great time to do a like returning queens. but i digress.
i think that it was a little muddled. like it wasn't like any of the “girl group” numbers where it’s just the verse and chorus. all of the verses were placed in different spots throughout the show. I also think it’s ironic that this whole episode is to promote this live vegas show which is obviously not happening right now. but alas.
i agree with bob in that i liked jackie’s verse the best.
i did not love gigi’s outfit in the challenge. you couldn't make out the heart as easily bc the red was all the same color. I also think the material used was too chunky- it was quilted. i would have rather had the heart be quilted, not have a corset underneath it, and have the rest of the top part not be quilted. i thought it was a good concept but i would have preferred different #choices. i also would have rather the hair been straight instead of curled.
i did not have a huge issue w crystal’s orange and green outfit. i also appreciated the callback stars and stripes hair. though maybe not together?
jaida was good as per usual. i want her to win, but we will get to that later.
also let us note the basketball wives hair that made a comeback [gigi, jackie]
runway time.
crystal and ******’s outfits did not fit the way i wanted them too, and the problems were both in the hips. when i saw them i thought the hips should be exaggerated, but instead they both looked weirdly deflated. and crystal’s torso section could have been brought in. [i did see on instagram that the person who made crystal’s look [casey caldwell who is a nyc based designer, works w a lot of neoprene/thick materials- just look up on instagram caseyyalater] actually made it for dragcon and crystal bought it right there, so it wasn’t tailored]
in the dior v dior battle, i thought gigi won. jackie’s dress was just i think a little too large [not in terms of tailoring, in terms of diameter] but it was very jackie
gigi said that her outfit was quintessential gigi, which i think it interesting bc if you look up showgirls performances, it very much is. however in terms of the character portrayed on drag race i didn’t think it was. it was very well made, etc. but it just didn’t fit the “perfectionist trope” of the show.
jaida is once again wearing a gown with a presequinned fabric, which i am not mad at. it is quintessential jaida.
critiques.
again ooh we have to nitpick bc we accidentally cast too many winners on this season blah blah blah. i was not a fan of when they said oh well we will have to look at report cards. as if they didnt intentionally load up gigi and ****** with wins at the start of the show.
and then it’s like oh well jackie and crystal have to lip sync blah blah blah. and you know that jackie is going home. bc the judges absolutely love crystal, all because of that mullet.
to quote bob “I used to be really upset at queens who won the judges with their personality” and that is still mostly true for me. i don’t think her placement is unjust or whatever, but like if ru didn’t like the mullet, she would not have been given the confidence boost to turn her trajectory around, compared to jackie and widow and jan, who did most things right but just were not rupaul’s fave, and must have had a much more difficult time mentally on the show.
and FWIW heidi falls into this category as well. race chaser i think said it - all of her success comes from ru’s ideas. and being naturally funny and charismatic and having ru like you as a person is a huge gift and huge talent, but the inability to wrangle it... that being said i think she deserves the world and will grow [and has already grown] from this experience.
and the thing is that crystal also keeps going back to the same stuff which could have been funny if the episodes were more than one apart or if she didn't do it twice in one episode but. idk.
now, who will win, who should win, hmm hmm hmm. tbh i don’t think it will be crystal. they just crowned the oddball and they like to mix it up, or at least try to. also why looking at the history of dusted or busted scores [and s/o to jan for coming in @ 4 [after the disqualification]] crystal is at a 2, and bebe won with the lowest score at a 3 [w 2nd and 3rd place at 4 and 5], and that was in season 1, which was a whole other ballgame. leaving us with jaida and gigi. i am team jaida. i think that she is much more developed as an artist and performer than gigi, and I think that she will bring us something new.
[here comes the meta part]
the title is america’s next drag superstar. and i think in the beginning of the show, they decided that that had to mean something new and exciting, something that pushed the boundaries of what drag could be [which is rly ironic coming from them but]. which has developed this culture of what is the formula to be successful on drag race. and some people were more overt about this [jan] and some people were more subtle about this [gigi and jackie].
but for some reason, the [Black] pageant queens will make it to the top and then never win. - and they’ve had overt conversations regarding pageants and pageant culture on the show before - but balls and pageants were like the building blocks of drag culture in the us [from what i understand]. so inherently that means it’s no longer “new” and exciting. but the thing is that so many of these fashion [/nyc] queens work so exclusively with these high end designers to produce these looks [i think bob said it can cost like 10K to prep all your stuff for drag race] and with that the ability to design and sew falls away.
and i think that is reflected in the challenges and how they have changed. this season there was one design challenge. and that is just so disappointing to me bc i think the design challenges really separate who has a full understanding of their persona and who does not.
and with fewer and fewer design challenges, you have more and more designer items, and the ability to create something has fallen to the wayside. personally [and i will probably make another post about this later] i want to bring back the design challenges in one of two ways. 1. have an all designers season. where drag designers work to make elaborate costumes based on a prompt and given certain materials. bc on the show designers are not credited as much [that part comes on instagram]. 2. i want to have a drag race blank slate competition. where contestants audition and are given a list of prompts but cannot bring anything except like a notebook. no prepared outfits. you can sketch designs to the prompts, but all the materials are provided. contestants still have a main challenge and a runway, but rather than 2 days, they are given a full week to execute the challenge and the outfit. this would totally change the game in my mind. like one you wouldn't have to have money or take out loans to compete, you could just come and show who you are. and two the audience could see more of what goes into this stuff. AND if drag race really wants to feed us, they could do like a wed. ep and a friday ep. to spread things out.
my favorite challenges are design challenges, and while i think the first challenge this season gave us a better introduction to who the contestants are, the design challenge is a really good thing to have at the front.
i do think that if they had not had the debate that there would have been another design challenge in the mix, but bc it was an election year.
anyways, i want jaida to win bc she’s excellent at what she does. and at this point there is something new and exciting about making all your own clothes and being polished and knowing who you are. and tbh gigi doesn’t bring anything new to the table. sure the ability to sew and design is good, but compared to aquaria and violet the designs were not as diverse or inventive. on top of that, the fact that gigi is outwardly apolitical [and doesn’t understand the connotation of “privilege” in today’s times] is just not a good look. I also think that it is interesting that gigi came in as the look queen but actually did better in the acting challenges.
idk my main takeaway is that gigi is really really good at playing other people, and with that comes a lack of self awareness. striving so hard to be perfect can come at the cost of not knowing who you are as an artist. like gigi’s brand is literally “im that bitch/bitch” which again, just isn’t what i want in a winner.
and tbh the gigi bug bit early but ended when ru gave her the win on the madonna episode. [i will say that jackie could have won snatch game but tbh i was annoyed w her for being a little dickish to the safe girls that week [though what she said was totally understandable] and also i <3 jackie cox [and chelsea piers we stan chelsea piers in this house] i think there is something so gr8 abt being a nerd and being prepared and being on brand about it. also jackie is always the one to hop on the dolls’ lives and comment their venmo. hashtag cool aunt jackie. [though that here for cox t-shirt and the promo photos make me uncomfy though i get it]]
re jackie coming back to complete the top 4... IDK it’s nice and all but they've already established that they don’t want her to win- otherwise she would not have been eliminated.
also in my mind there are only 12 places so jan actually came in 7, widow 6, heidi 5, jackie 4.
anyways these are my thoughts. as usual, raw and unedited.
#i guess what i'm saying is that i would love to produce drag race#but i hate la so i guess that's off the table#drag race#hot takes#rpdr s12#this is very long#so be prepared#i would like to think that it is high quality content#but we shall see#if u want more hot takes my ask box is always open#as u know i have no life#i just rotate between instagram twitter and tumblr#drag race season 12 episode 12#im a ramblin gal#so enjoy my thoughts on this fine satur day
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Exo In 2k17
♡Kings
♡Saving Kpop again and again
♡Taking albums in another level
♡Comic Books
♡The ElyXion
♡No more words needed
♡Performed 5 songs from different genres in under 30 minutes and killed it
♡Broke a record and now is in Guinness Records Book
♡Worked so hard that they slept backstage in Gayo Daejun
♡Cried so hard in MAMA after hearing that Exo-ls were treated badly
♡Won so many awards
♡I’m not even shook anymore
♡Blessed us with 4 comebacks
♡4 movies
♡Many collabs
♡Countless photoshoots I mean sehun,kai and chanyeol
♡But also
♡A M E S S
♡I have a question for Lee Soo Man
♡ W H E R E I S Y I X I N G ???
♡ I hate Sm I hope u choke lee soo man
♡ Our Leader-nim
♡Suho’s bootiful dad jokes
♡A wise man once said “Ajussi Saranghae” on live tv
♡Biggest reveluv
♡ Suho-I support girl groups ft The beagle line
♡-I choose friendship over love,of course
-That was such a lie
♡Falling while doing the ending pose of Ko Ko Bop
♡He was in a freaking musical
♡Being cheesy in the backstage in the Universe
♡He needs to go and cast for a disney movie as the prince
♡Blessing our ears as always
♡Clark Kent who? I only know Suhomen
♡Restaurant dates with Suho in La ft.Sehun
♡English Master-nim
♡Our precious Baozi
♡He is the oldest
♡So in general knowledge, you woudl expect him to age
♡H E L O O K S 4
♡Killed the stage and us
♡He became more talkative
♡Leader-nim of CBX
♡He was in a constant fight mode as always thx baekhyun
♡Was in a variety show which was pretty cool
♡Lost while playing Jenga with Kang Daniel
♡Vacuumed the whole house to release anger after that
♡We love a clean baozi
♡Our Pride,Chensing machine
♡Or should I say the new Taeyang
♡But SM version
♡Blessed us with 2 collabs
♡Dynamic Duo and 10cm
♡Won an award by himself
♡Was humble as always
♡Idk how or why but he got more handsome
♡Chen doing this
♡Chill boi
♡Our precious kid
♡THE MAN WHO SAVED 2017
♡Yes,you guessed it
♡Kim Jongin
♡What a year for us,Jongin Stans
♡One name
♡K O K O B O P
♡Killed us in The eve and Ko Ko Bop
♡ And every other comeback Lol
♡I see you By kim kai
♡He is so delicate
♡Blessed us with all the dance performances
♡P H O T O S H O O T S
♡Chokes
♡Japanese King
♡Andate and Spring has come
♡What did we do to deserve him?
♡Giggly Bear
♡Also his interactions
♡Best friendship group
♡ChimChim+Kai+Taemin+Sungwoon
♡They grow up so fast
♡I can make another post about just him coz he srsly saved me
♡Our Handsome actor
♡Squishy Fluffball
♡Christian D.o
♡Won 5 awards for his acting
♡So talented
♡Wow I’m in tears
♡As always,A king
♡Shy smiles everywhere
♡-Best actor ever!
Ksoo:No no
♡Wants to have a farm and work there
♡I support
♡Gentle King
♡Also,bald
♡Sorry not sorry
♡He’s handsome either way
♡I’M A PROUD MOTHER
♡Now,Ladies and Gentleman
♡We have a tease srsly
♡Our beautiful Mullet boy
♡Byun Bacon
♡Acted in Moon lovers
♡Killed us with his looks
♡Melted our hearts with his soft voice
♡His dance,wow I mean A king
♡A L S O
♡Dancing Machine mode on while Suho gives a speech in MAMAs
♡A puppy
♡-Say something to our fans (everyone makes good speeches)
Bbh,an intellectual:I love you!
♡Squish
♡I’m bored in Mamas ft.Chanbaek
♡Embarrassing dads ft.XiuBaeKaiHun
♡Take me Home by Byun Handsomeyun
♡How to play Lol 101 ft.BaekHul and SeulNa
♡Now,we have our Tommy boy
♡Yes Bitches you heard it
♡Park Freaking Chanyeol
♡Did he save me or did he save me?
♡How to Fashion ft.ChanHun
♡Stole the show in Tommy Hilfiger
♡#Tommy Boy
♡Wow.I mean,A god!
♡Cured depression with his looks
♡Improved his dancing
♡Is now a dance king
♡I saw an angel
♡MC-Yeol
♡Iconic entrances ft.Embarrassed Kaisoo
♡Bless his parents
♡Travelled a lot
♡How to eat pineapple pizza by Chanyeol ft.Baekhyun and too much salt
♡CHANYEOL AND ZICO
♡yes my lord
♡Missing 9 ft Chanyeol and his long sleeve
♡And now (Drum rolls)
♡Our Precious Maknae
♡Oh-Callmesixpack-Sehun
♡Invented Photoshoots
♡Kills it everytime
♡So so so so so so so so so so so so so handsome
♡Grew up too fast
♡I mean abs
♡ NO YOU DO NOT GET TO DO THAT
♡Even if you are not a Sehun stan,You’re lying
♡Pure sweetness
♡Caressing fans’ hair during concerts and being a playful little kid
♡How to avoid the mic by Oh sehun
♡For the first time in decades,he had lines
♡THIS IS NOT A DRILL
♡Sang in The eve,Chill and Universe
♡Such a soft and angelic voice
♡And now people,Our last member
♡the lost kid
♡The forgotten one
♡The sheep
♡Zhang-I hate sm-Yixing
♡Despite being absent in all the comebacks and shows this year
♡he did not forget his brothers and saw them
♡Won so many awards
♡Artist of the Year,Album of the year and more
♡Exo ruling Asia
♡FuckuSm2k18
♡Worked hard and came back with another album for us
♡How to winter album 101 by Zhang Yixing
♡However I do have the right to just point something out
♡ PEACH??!
♡If you think that Yixing is a innocent kid with white all over him
♡you are wrong not really
♡This man is a grown up
♡ I think he hung out too much with Luhan
♡DancingXing
♡WOW
♡A whole meal
♡Saved China and me
♡How to get ignored by cats 101 by Zhang yixing
♡Overall,there were both good and bad
♡Tbh,it was kind of their year
♡Winning many awards and having to go to many shows
♡As well as places like South America and Fiji
♡Not only awards as a groups but also individual awards
♡Chen for his collab,D.o and Baekhyun for their acting and Sehun as a popular artist
♡Preparing for comebacks with different concepts and getting to see the fans more
♡Mostly asian fans tho
♡The ElyXtion
♡Thousands of fans visiting them and getting to perform more and new songs
♡Having to travel a lot and discover more things together
♡However,It was also a tough one
♡Due to their comeback,they traveled a lot.Thus,they were always kind of tired.
♡They did not get to perform with Yixing
♡In shows like Mama,they were treated badly like exo-ls and thus,cried a lot
♡Sometimes,they were hurting but they had to smile for us
♡Endless schedules and countless places to go
♡And I’m sure they found it hard to have sometime for themselves.
♡But despite all these troubles they faced,they managed to make 2017 great and a happy year for us exo-ls
♡They made us both laugh and cry
♡It was a beautiful year at last.
♡We are one! Let’s love! ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ And make 2018 great all together!!
P.S.Insert Yixing Above
#exo#exo smut#exo fluff#exo smutt#exo scenarios#exo scenario#exo sehun#kpop scenarios#sehun#oh sehun#zhang yixing#lay#chen#kim jongdae#Kim Jongin#Kim Junmyeon#suho#kai#d.o#d.o kyungsoo#kyungsoo#chanyeol#Park Chanyeol#baekhyun#byun baekhyun#xiumin#kim minseok#bless u all
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VLD Liveblogging: Episode 2 aka the best ever episode of Voltron
KEITH!!! FINALLY SOME GOOD FUCKING FOOD!!!
the fact that keith didn’t realize she was his mom until she told him... meanwhile i realized she was gonna be his mom when i read the fucking episode summary before watching season 5 fhsdkfjlksdjf;lsdkf i love my oblivious boy
HIS MOM IS SO FUCKIN TALL KEITH IS SO FUCKIN SMALL
I’M GONNA CALL THAT BABY KEITH WAS NOT PURPLE I NEED A FLASHBACK WITH BABY KEITH RIGHT NOW
OH SHIIIIT LOTOR AND ALLURA NEVERMIND ABOUT LANCE THEN
allura is so embarrassed how cute damn she thirsty
sorry lance
keith is still calling her “krolia” .... when he call her mom imma cry
SHE HELD HIM OMFG MOM
OHHHHH
MYYYYYYY
GODDDDDDDD
BABY KEITH!HHH!H!HG!HH!H!H!H!H
KEITH’S NAME WA SALMOST FUCKING “YORAK” HIS DAD WAS LIKE “BITCH WAIT”
KEITH’S DAD WHY AM I EMOTIONAL
IM SHCIDOSKDUFIOSDFUIODSUJFD HE’S SO FUCKIGNC UTE!!!!!!! OH MY GODODSGFHKJDSHFDKLSFJDSLKJFDSLF
I CAAAAAAAANT HIS FUCKIN MULLET!!!!!!!! THIS BABY
OMFG KEITH IS GONNA CATCH ON THAT “SHIRO” IS FAKE!!!!! OMFG KEITH SAVE US
OMFG so in the future “shiro” is gonna attack keith... im frightened
HO W AM I SUPPOSED TO GO BACK AFTER THIS
this roast of lance
OMG KROLIA IS SO BADASS
she crash lands and keith’s dad, the furry that he is, must have been like “GONNA FUCK THAT” damn what a mad lad
no shade to keith’s dad cuz damn i would, too
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO KEITH’S DAD’S NICE ASS HOUSE BTW
keith’s dad is a literal beefcake and krolia is tall as fuck did that just not pass on to keith
keith’s dad is literally a combination of keith and shiro
wait he couldn’t have died then how would keith even remember him?? omg
DAMN KEITH’S DAD WAS A LEGEND
OK THANK GOD HE WAS FINE... BUT WHERE IS HE NOW?!??!?!??!
IM SCREAMING AND CRYING... SHE’S SUCH A GOOD MOM
IM SO EMOTIONAL
god i love them so much this is the mother-son pair we need
KEEEEEITH
NOOOOOOOO FUUUUUUUUCK HE WAS SO YOUNG!!!!! IM SO EMO!!!!!!!!!!! SHE’LL NEVER SEE HIM AGAIN!!!!! NOOOOOOO
KEITH PLAYING FETCH WITH THE SPACE DOG!!!!! I CANNOT!!!!! THIS IS SO GOOOOOOOD
PLS SAY THIS DOG STAYS WITH KEITH AND KROLIA FOREVER I WILL NOT ACCEPT ANOTHER ANSWER
IT’S BEEN 2 FUCKING YEARS???? WHAT??????????? WAIT
SO KEITH IS NOW 2 YEARS OLDER WHAT IN THE HELL JUST HAPPENED
this space dog is my new fav character, sorry dayak
OH SHIT ITS ROMELLE !!!!! HOLY SHIT
THIS EPISODE IS THE BEST OF ALL TIME
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