Tired of the same old earwigs on your toothbrush or in the kitchen sink?  How about a nice beetle on your Waterpik?

Cochise County, Arizona, June 2022.

Oh sweet, I can use a waterpik to clear my tonsil stones

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hey guys its me, your favorite grandpa bulk, i got dental work done today and my best advice to you is to

PLEASE FLOR THE LOVE OG GOD FLOSSs YOUR TEETH. FLOSS YOUR TEETH. JUST DO IT. SPEND 30 SECONDS DOING IT and brush YOUR TEETH

YOU HAVE ONE SET OF TEETH AND THEN THEYRE GONE FOREVER. PLEASE FLOSS YOUR TEETH IF YOU EAT A FUCKING BANGING RIB. A BANGING CHICKENed WING. A DELICIOUS APPLE. AND YOU'RE LIKE LAYING IN BED POKING AT THE GUNK STUCK IN YOUR TEETH WITH YOUR TONGUE LIKE ITS A GODDAMN MINI GAME. GO!!!!!!!! GET. UP AND FLOSS. THATS A SEED THATS BEEN PLANTED FOR CAVITIES AND TOOTH DECAY. IM IN PAIN . AND WHILE WE ARE AT IT IF YOU DRINK A LOT OF COFFEE/TEA OR SUGARY DRINKS MAKE SURE YOU DRINK WATER RIGHT AFTER TO FLUSH THAT ACIDITY OUT OF YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH.

FLOSS YOUR TEETH. FOLLOW UP WITH WATER AFTER YOUR FUN BEVS AND HEY? HEY. hey. I love you

so guess who figured out what the reasoning of her tooth pain was today with her dentist appointment? me. i figured out the nerve in one of my fillings is LITERALLY dying! did not know that would be a slap in the face for pain (would not recommend it to anybody; it's like passing a kidney stone in your face).

so while i'm home for today and tomorrow, i'm gonna get to more replies and HOPEFULLY get some more asks sent out. i'm hoping i can finally relax from the pain i've been dealing with for a week. AND make that positive post i forgot to make on Sunday. gotta put that together too.

I have gingivitis

My dad said waterpik is good for washing that out of gums (my parents have one at home) and got me one tonight.

I just tried it. It was like a watery jackhammer assaulted my gums and I underestimated how messy it can be.

So after years of recommending Waterpiks to my patients and seeing their gum health significantly improve I finally got one. I thought I was doing a good job flossing but man my gums feels so fresh like I just got my own teeth cleaned after using it.

Now that France have won their semi-final, will you win more money from your boss if they win the World Cup? Happy last day of work for the year! I hope you have a wonderful holiday 💜

So basically we were doing a tipping competition so you had to pick the winners and I am now so far ahead that with two games remaining no one can catch me so I will win $300 for that.

Additionally we had a sweep so we chose teams at random. I drew both France and Argentina so no matter who wins I will get $50 for that. For a grand total of $350

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Hey babe! Your completed fic is [insert here whatever bit of praise you want from readers who took the time to share their impressions with you (p.s. I love those readers especially so much)]. In honor of the unrivalled touches of chaos I have contributed to your life at every turn writing, I offer you these No Context YMHW Spoilers. Merry Tweede Kerstdag! Thank you for calling what I did for this story "editing."

i love those readers especially so much! and also you, who possesses not only the ability to bring a most welcome kind of chaos but also a kind of patient indulgence i feel few spouses would afford ❤️

here but for the grace of god relentless emotional blackmail of my wife goes You & Me & Holiday Wine

Every time I do something kinda dumb I look next to me and say “You didn’t see anything” as if Charlie is there giving me a silly smile AHDJFKFL

How dare tasks I don't want to do turn out to be pleasant/satisfying/rewarding once I force myself to start? 😤