oh suddenly this isn't a safe space anymore
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jackie's death is so funny i'm sorry she literally froze to death out of spite. like imagine sitting there all night like "okay its really cold but i dont care as long as i get the last word. forever."
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We don’t talk enough about how ride or die Randy is. Best friend wants to commit blackmail? Sure he’ll help. Best friend wants you to hang out with his wife in your motel room with no details? Sure he bought chips. Best friends wife says during said hang out you have to jerk off into a condom then throw it out with no reason given? On it, boss!
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what if we eat eachother and we’re all girls
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omggg tell your mom the creepy cop came on to you, sue the cops and protect your mom forever from prosecution using a mistrial and double jeopardy
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shirt that says I REALLY WISH I WERE WATCHING YELLOWJACKETS RIGHT NOW
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taissa and shauna's little milf sleepover is so cute
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“Lottie is pleased with the wilderness’s choice. she says Javi will save us.”
MISTY you FUCKING LIAR!!!!!!
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do you think callie is maybe just now saying to herself "huh. maybe mom did actually kill that rabbit for dinner a while ago"
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tai: would a deadbeat get her son a brand new dog to replace the one she sacrificed in the basement during her night terror visions?? check. mate 😏
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I love that Van and Taissa are like. You cannot kill these gays. A plane crash could not kill them, or a fire, or a wolf, or another different fire, or starvation, or a possible demon living inside one that occasionally takes over their body. Something is trying so hard to kill these gays but it has not succeeded yet
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seventeen by sharon van etten ????
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why the fuck does doesthedogdie not have a 'does the baby die' section
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finally getting around to watching one of the shows on my huge list of shows to watch
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