FUCK Y0U. D1D Y0U ZZER10ZZLY EXPECT ME T0 JUZZT TAKE THAT? GET. FUCK1NG. WRECKED.
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hi hello (the music ask thing :] )
Dead - By Unkown Brain and Kazhi
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passable... unlike this guy https://www.tiktok.com/@superherotime_tvasahi/video/7271472318046604552 with zox :p
we gotta harness all the idol group tokus into one group
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Love w1ns!!
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Welcome to my telegram (^._.^)ノ
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Paul’s Gift - Shiny Arcanine!
Right now in Mystery Gift you can get a shiny Arcanine! There are only a handful of shiny Pokémon that come in cherish balls so this is your opportunity to get something really special!
Just open up the Mystery Gift section in your Poke Portal and select “Get via Password/Code”.
The code is: PAUL EU1C W1N
This will only be running until July 3rd so make sure you get yours! Stay shiny ✨ everyone!
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ask game time! 💕 tell us about one of your favorite characters and why you like them!
somebody told me that terezi was a bad character on instagram so im gonna write an essay on why shes my fave character
first off her sheer chaotic energy is fucking iconic. the complaint on instagram wasnt about that because it cant be denied but shes just fucking insane and i love her for it. i think shed bite off my fingers and then insult the taste of my skin. shes just so crazy and weird and murderous and nerdy and i love her for it. we all know this. but theres a lot of her character that is so overlooked.
heres an essay on why metatextually and narratively, terezi is one of (if not THE) most important characters in homestuck and how that connects to her relationship with vriska.
vriska and terezi are described by hussie like this:
This is the most important character relationship resulting from all the sound and fury of Hivebent's chaotic dispensation... It's the arguable axis around which the whole epic revolves, when you really study all the ramifications from the fallout resulting from their rivalry, ensuing revenge cycle, and mutually floundering struggle for redemption, in the warped way each of them defines that idea.
so i mean even HUSSIE acknowledges that theyre important. and of course we all know vriska is obsessed with trying to be at the center of the narrative and you could say she pulls terezi into that but thats NOT what happens between them.
so terezi meets vriska at some undetermined young age and they flarp together and become close very quickly as seen in terezis memories in remem8er. and when all the drama in hivebent goes down you really see that they arent just stable in their quadrants but that their codependency plays into this vacillation in a really twisted way.
Another snapshot of the tortured Scourge Sisters dynamic, in a long tale of angst and ambivalence concerning justice and morality. Terezi wrestles with this eternally. She wants to bring Vriska to justice. But she doesn't. She does, doesn't, does, doesn't. Vriska thrashes back and forth in a different way. I'm sorry, see how sorry I am? Isn't being sorry ENOUGH? What more do you want? I'm sorry, not sorry, sorry, not sorry. And being not sorry takes the form of lashing out, incrimination, daring Terezi into action, calling her bluff, etc. So her vacillation is more like, I'm sorry, fuck you, I'm sorry, you don't have the guts, I'm sorry, just kill me already! The dangerous dance goes on and on.
so yes. vrisrezi good. vrisrezi complex. but what makes this even more tragic is how they act as the ultimate doomed yuri. before remem8er, terezi talks about a lot of heavy feelings she hasnt really let on before.
GC: 1 N3V3R F3LT WHOL3
GC: 1 ST1LL DON'T
GC: 4ND YOU M4D3 1T SO 1 D1DN'T H4V3 TO F4C3 TH4T F33L1NG
GC: FOR 4 WH1L3 4T L34ST
GC: 4ND NOW TH4T 1 TH1NK 1 KNOW TH1S 4BOUT MYS3LF
GC: 1 TH1NK 1 G3T 1T
GC: TH3 F33L1NG W1LL PROB4BLY N3V3R GO 4W4Y
GC: ONLY COV3R3D UP 4T MOST, M4YB3
GC: W3 COULD W1N TH1S F1GHT
GC: CR34T3 4NOTH3R UN1V3RS3
GC: SUCC33D 1N 3V3RY W4Y POSS1BL3
GC: 4ND 1'LL ST1LL F33L 1NCOMPL3T3
GC: V1CTORY WON'T F1X M3
GC: M4YB3 NOTH1NG C4N
GC: M4YB3 TH3R3'S TOO L1TTL3 SUBST4NC3 1NS1D3 M3 TO 3V3N B3 F1X3D
she talks about her sense of incompleteness in a way that reminds me of the way you see space players experience loneliness--which is cool given that mind as an aspect has some parallels to both space and time. and she talks about how shes never been complete on her own. going back to the instagram post i saw that said she doesnt feel rounded enough on her own--thats the point. so much of her character is defined by vriska that its a part of her own identity and a tragic part of her actual experiences. theres another hussie quote which is about vriska but still applicable--
For instance, you could write dozens of paragraphs of meta on Vriska alone. But the moment you stop writing about Vriska in a vacuum, and start writing about Vriska x Terezi, the avenues of analysis seem endless. It's a circuitous, psychologically tortured mutual arc of competitive codependency, which on closer inspection serves as the axis around which virtually the entire plot revolves.
her codependency with vriska is one of the most central components of the entire narrative. without terezi's internal torment over vriska there would be no homestuck as we know it. [s] flip and the aftermath of game over (F1X TH1S) are among the most important moments in the entire story and both are defined by vriska and terezi's dynamic.
GC: BUT 4T L34ST 1 TH1NK 1 UND3RST4ND TH4T NOW
GC: 4ND SHOULD B3 4BL3 F1GHT W1THOUT H4V1NG SOM3TH1NG GN4W 4T M3
GC: SOM3TH1NG TH4T F3LT UNKNOW4BL3, 4ND M4D3 M3 CONST4NTLY WOND3R WH4T 1 W4S DO1NG WRONG
GC: 1'M OK W1TH L1V1NG L1K3 TH4T
GC: NOT GO1NG TO PR3T3ND 1T WOULDN'T B3 N1C3 TO...
GC: P4TCH MYS3LF UP, SOM3HOW?
GC: GU3SS TH4T SH1P S41L3D, THOUGH
GC: B4CK 1N OUR S3SS1ON, 1N WH4T3V3R W4Y 1 BOTCH3D MY QU3ST
GC: OR D1DN'T R34CH GOD T13R, OR...
GC: 1 DON'T 3V3N KNOW WH4T 1T W4S 1 D1D OR D1DN'T DO
GC: 1 GU3SS TH4T'S TH3 PROBL3M, 1SN'T 1T?
GC: TH3 MYST3RY OF 1T
GC: TH3 TH1NGS 1'V3 SUPPOS3DLY DON3
GC: GOOD 4ND B4D, 1N D1FF3R3NT R34L1T13S
GC: TH3 M1ST4K3S 1 M4D3, BUT C4N'T L34RN FROM
GC: B3C4US3 1 C4N'T R3M3MB3R
GC: OR TH3 H3RO1C TH1NGS 1 SUPPOS3DLY D1D
GC: S4CR1F1C3S 1 M4D3
GC: TO S4V3 YOU
GC: TO S4V3 3V3RYBODY
GC: WH1CH T3LL M3 NOTH1NG 4BOUT MYS3LF, 4ND WH4T 1'M R34LLY C4P4BL3 OF
GC: B3C4US3 1 C4N'T R3M3MB3R!
im including this stuff without much commentary because it just acts as illustration of how much more depth to terezi than just crazy murdery lawyer dragon girl. yes, shes tormented over vriska and how she lost her in another timeline and all the choices shes made in different worlds but its also about her. her dependency on vriska is a symptom of this deep deep loneliness she holds inside her. theres something to be said about her lack of a lusus and specficially the fact that her lusus's egg was held on a scale weighing it against sburb-associated machinery
the prevention of her loneliness is always doomed. she has no lusus--but in order to have one, the world would have to end. she has vriska--but she loses her in every single timeline without fail. she flirts with the humans--but kills john in one timeline and dooms a dave in another. she cannot pursue intimacy or friendship or any form of relationship without losing both her loved ones along with everything else. its not just that she doesnt have a lusus--its that her lusus hatching will end the world. its not just that she loses vriska--its that in no timeline we see do they get a happy ending, and the closest they get in being erased from reality in each others arms.
GC: M4YB3 1T'S D3LUS1ON4L OF M3
GC: TO 1M4G1N3 TH4T JUST H4V1NG 4NOTH3R S3T OF M3MOR13S 1S GO1NG TO M4K3 M3 F33L MOR3 COMPL3T3
GC: 1 C4N'T STOP TH1NK1NG 4BOUT 1T THOUGH
GC: 1 GU3SS 1T'S 4LW4YS T3MPT1NG TO TH1NK TH3R3 1S ON3 H1DD3N 4NSW3R TO 3V3RYTH1NG
GC: NO M4TT3R HOW F4NT4ST1C4L OR 1N4CC3SS1BL3
GC: 4ND 1F ONLY YOU COULD F1ND 1T, YOU'D F1N4LLY H4V3 TH3 P3RF3CT R3SOLUT1ON TO 3V3RYTH1NG 4BOUT YOURS3LF YOU C4N'T ST4ND
GC: SO 1 JUST K33P WOND3R1NG TO MYS3LF
GC: TH4T M4YB3 1F ONLY 1 COULD JUST R3M3MB3R
GC: 1 WOULDN'T H4V3 TO F33L L1K3 TH1S
she is tormented by so much more than just vriska. and i talk about this through so much angsty and dramatic words but its really true that shes so tragic. and tragedy isnt the only reason to love her because shes also so silly and crazy and weird and offputting etc but the instagram post that pissed me off so badly said that she became uninteresting after the earlier-comic characterizations of her with her bloodthirsty lawyer/executioner persona.
GC: UH... WOW
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GC: 1 JUST W4NT3D TO C4TCH YOU B3FOR3 YOU GO OFF TO B4TTL3, 4ND W1SH YOU "LUCK" >:]
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GC: 1 GU3SS TH1S 1S WH4T YOU G3T FOR 1GNOR1NG M3 FOR TWO S3CONDS
GC: 4 L1TTL3 TOO MUCH R34L1TY FROM 4N 1D1OT WHO'S MOR3 M3SS3D UP 1NS1D3 TH4N SH3 3V3R L3TS ON
she says it here. yes she is weird and silly but beyond the parts of it that are engrained into her personality it seems to be (at least in part) an act to cover up how messed up she feels inside. she is so full of shenanigans and whatnot and doesnt display her issues the way a lot of characters do (even the prospit kids who are so known for repressing their emotions show more signs of distress that terezi does, to the point that hussie made sure to note that her distress was genuine when her lusus died!)
More great and very imaginative sound effects. "GENUINE" seems like maybe it's an unnecessary qualifier, until you consider that Terezi is so full of shit, many things she does could be considered ungenuine. So it pays to point out when she is sad for real, like when her newborn baby mom dies.
vriska, downright infamous for being surrounded in discourse around the context of her actions, is even more obvious than terezi. she too plays up an act of her unfazed coolness about all the stuff she does but shes less extreme about it in such a way that its more obvious when she slips a bit in that facade. when terezi is distressed she usually doesnt show it at all because her layers of weird silliness are too thick. shes just a lot better at the whole violent killing stuff than vriska is! you can see this in vriskas breakdown in vrisky business:
vriska has a total breakdown over realizing shell need to learn to hunt after losing her arm and she says this:
bascially saying that that prime difference between them is that vriska, yes, has learned to be ruthless and violent and manipulative (and was never a good person in the first place but it was her lusus that shaped her into being like this) while terezi never had that stress. she could do whatever she wanted and be as wild as she wished which is why she grew into the crazy troll girl who is the most important character in homestuck. with why i love her out of the way its some analysis timeeeeee.
i already mentioned how important flip and f1x th1s are but i wanna dive into that.
terezi exhibits an understanding of sburb's timelines better than anyone else, even time players, letting her do things like lead dave to her own doomed self on his quest bed, and it becomes clear that this is the nature of her mind powers, combined with a seer's intuition. she has many traits that involve seeing through different barriers, if that makes sense--she can navigate the world by forming a mental image of her surroundings by smell and taste after going blind, and she sees through the layers of sburb's bizarreness just as easily.
[s] flip is one of the first places this ability is used in a way this vital to the progression of the main plot--she uses her powers to stop vriska from dooming them all.
Any divergence from this path to my knowing will taper into blackness like rotting roots. But if I was a Seer, such offshoots would be fully within my domain... A Seer would support her allies in battle not with her weapons, but her vision. She would sift through dross of her comrades' poor tactical inclinations and examine the grim consequences. A Seer would not charge into the fray headlong but direct it as a conductor with a baton. She would have the sight to eschew the obvious gambits, and find the path to victory disguised cleverly as setback, or even imminent defeat. She would behold the fortunes of friends and foes in totality, and appraise the contrivance of luck itself...A true Seer would know where luck is a given, where it is absent, and most importantly, where it doesn't matter at all. And she would know victory doesn't matter in a reality where all else is doomed to fail.
being from doc scratch this is ofc not 100% reliable information but its still some good meta. the last couple lines really emphasize her narrative place--as a seer, she is aware of the big picture, and as a seer of mind, she is more specifically aware of the branching timelines formed in sburb. she is a mastermind behind the plot but lacks the tools to truly direct it. (and i will also go ahead and point out the line about acting as a conductor since thats a very important symbol in homestuck representing movements of the story much like an orchestral symphony.
the actual conductors we see are the cherubs, calliope in particular. calliope and caliborn are characters with actual narrative power (caliborn takes over the whole story!) so its pretty impressive to be compared to that.
but it turns out terezi does in fact have a place in the story almost at this level of power.
it's revealed that the initial version of the events following the coinflip were in terezi's vision:
and that she turned around on that initial path to prevent it from happening. on its own, this isnt that significant. but this moment is the moment that the retcons revolve around, with an entire axis of the plot centered around this single moment between vriska and terezi woven together with terezi's visions and powers.
john may be the one to carry out the actual retcons, but terezi is both the one who ordered him to do so and the orchestrator of the entire narrative rewrite. this is the moment when she raises the conductors baton. this is why i refer to terezi rewriting the universe, not john.
all john did was use his powers to carry out the list of instructions that terezi used her powers to develop. most of them are of arguable vitality but the one that truly changes everything is the rewriting of vriska's death. by doing this, terezi is the reason why homestuck does not end in the disaster of game over. were it not for terezi, homestuck would have a far more tragic ending that the bittersweet conclusion we're actually left with. there are many characters who display a level of narrative control--vriska pulling the spotlight towards herself and being somewhat aware that a narrative like homestuck exists; the very existence of john's powers; doc scratch's role as a stand-in narrator on a level comparable to hussie's avatar; caliborn's narrative takeover in act 6 and ascension to lord english; calliope's role as a storyteller of the existing narrative--the list goes on. but terezi's actions are perhaps the most significant, even if her level of control is nowhere close, rewriting the story of homestuck entirely. she does get the password pages in there, which i'll definitely count as a sort of metanarrative presence in the presentation of the comic (like caliborn and doc scratch's site rethemes). yes, john does the necessary actions to achieve this end, but would not have been able to do so without the anchor points of terezi's direction of the plot.
and once again, this is inseparable from her relationship with vriska. yes, she does this to give another timeline a chance at victory, and to carry on her story in another life as she dies in the pre-retcon timelines, but it's also for vriska. killing vriska broke terezi as much as it broke the narrative and so rewriting canon for vriska gives that other version of herself a second chance. there is not point in leaving vriska out of this because the relationship between the two and the push and pull of their tumultuous dynamic is what is at the heart of the narrative--not one or the other.
and even with such a significant role, she is still bound to her fate outside of the changes john can make. im gonna bring back some dialogue from earlier--
GC: BUT 4T L34ST 1 TH1NK 1 UND3RST4ND TH4T NOW
GC: 4ND SHOULD B3 4BL3 F1GHT W1THOUT H4V1NG SOM3TH1NG GN4W 4T M3
GC: SOM3TH1NG TH4T F3LT UNKNOW4BL3, 4ND M4D3 M3 CONST4NTLY WOND3R WH4T 1 W4S DO1NG WRONG
GC: 1'M OK W1TH L1V1NG L1K3 TH4T
GC: NOT GO1NG TO PR3T3ND 1T WOULDN'T B3 N1C3 TO...
GC: P4TCH MYS3LF UP, SOM3HOW?
GC: GU3SS TH4T SH1P S41L3D, THOUGH
GC: B4CK 1N OUR S3SS1ON, 1N WH4T3V3R W4Y 1 BOTCH3D MY QU3ST
GC: OR D1DN'T R34CH GOD T13R, OR...
GC: 1 DON'T 3V3N KNOW WH4T 1T W4S 1 D1D OR D1DN'T DO
GC: 1 GU3SS TH4T'S TH3 PROBL3M, 1SN'T 1T?
GC: TH3 MYST3RY OF 1T
GC: TH3 TH1NGS 1'V3 SUPPOS3DLY DON3
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GC: S4CR1F1C3S 1 M4D3
GC: TO S4V3 YOU
GC: TO S4V3 3V3RYBODY
GC: WH1CH T3LL M3 NOTH1NG 4BOUT MYS3LF, 4ND WH4T 1'M R34LLY C4P4BL3 OF
GC: B3C4US3 1 C4N'T R3M3MB3R!
she does not have the godlike narrative position that the cherubs achieve. shes not even a godtier! and thats another part of what makes her so tragic. she knows enough about sburb to navigate it and play it to her advantage but not enough to gain the self fulfillment she wants.
GC: TH3 TH1NGS 1'V3 SUPPOS3DLY DON3
GC: GOOD 4ND B4D, 1N D1FF3R3NT R34L1T13S
GC: TH3 M1ST4K3S 1 M4D3, BUT C4N'T L34RN FROM
GC: B3C4US3 1 C4N'T R3M3MB3R
highlighting this part, her seer abilities are both her greatest power over the narrative and one of her most tragic parts.
she has access to infinite timelines and choices and can tell how things will turn out but she cant simply unlock those realities and memories beyond her experiences. having the access to the memories of a better life also isnt necessarily a plus.
GC: M4YB3 1T'S D3LUS1ON4L OF M3
GC: TO 1M4G1N3 TH4T JUST H4V1NG 4NOTH3R S3T OF M3MOR13S 1S GO1NG TO M4K3 M3 F33L MOR3 COMPL3T3
GC: 1 C4N'T STOP TH1NK1NG 4BOUT 1T THOUGH
GC: 1 GU3SS 1T'S 4LW4YS T3MPT1NG TO TH1NK TH3R3 1S ON3 H1DD3N 4NSW3R TO 3V3RYTH1NG
GC: NO M4TT3R HOW F4NT4ST1C4L OR 1N4CC3SS1BL3
GC: 4ND 1F ONLY YOU COULD F1ND 1T, YOU'D F1N4LLY H4V3 TH3 P3RF3CT R3SOLUT1ON TO 3V3RYTH1NG 4BOUT YOURS3LF YOU C4N'T ST4ND
GC: SO 1 JUST K33P WOND3R1NG TO MYS3LF
GC: TH4T M4YB3 1F ONLY 1 COULD JUST R3M3MB3R
GC: 1 WOULDN'T H4V3 TO F33L L1K3 TH1S
the access to this knowledge seems to be a part of why she is so internally desperate for answers. the solution is right there seemingly but just out of reach. and in this desperate moment of trying to unlock those answers?
she remem8ers. (and i know the title of the flash is a reference to the song used in it but i will also point out just how vrisrezi it is to have her desperate attempts to recall her other self's memories be written in vriska's typing quirk)
at the end of this flash, terezi and vriska are about to be literally wiped from reality forever. and yet, they face that end smiling in each others arms. they are no longer relevant. there is no narrative significance to this moment. but its still what terezi needed to see in order to fulfill that part of herself.
um. i spent all day writing this in my free time. enjoy.
terezi save me. save me. terezi. terezi. terezi save me
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Gangnam Girlfriend: Korea’s #1 Celebrity Dating Show with your Host, International Super Star, Jin! 💕
Welcome to Gangnam Girlfriend! Where Korea’s top eligible singles fight for a chance at love!
You're supposed to be playing the dating game right? Not sneaking off in the middle of the night with the show’s host to watch the stars and talk about all your lost love connections, cuddling under a blanket. And even if the choice is clear, Kim Seokjin can't date you, the reason you joined is because you wanted a public relationship, and Jin could neverrr. Even though he wants to finally settle down! But Hybe wouldn't let him join as a contestant so he took the next best thing instead, our story's beloved host, yet now he's regretting his decision as he watches the girl he is starting to fall for fall for someone else, oh no!
Assistant producers: @daydreamer-writing @yoongii-ah @googiesbun (thank you girlies for helping me try to map this sh!t out ;-;)
***all characters are fictional, not real, made up, fake as fuck, f i c t i o n a l, characters / group names / all made up! don't come for me!!!***
Meet our Castmates!
💙 Leo, Guitarist and Singer
tall and slender, with a rockstar look that makes all his fans swoon
knows how to finger...pick
he's a mysterious quiet type that makes you just want to learn more about him!
But our contestants might have to fight for his attention…
💗 Jenzi from Girl's World
Our youngest contestant! She's adorable uwu
Bubbly and Beautiful
And just bleached her hair!
But does she have a wild streak? You’ll just have to find out!
💙 Siko, Rapper
He is...something else
An underground rapper whose been around the scene and is now trying to make a household name for himself, he has that impressive drive and determination that captures fans’ attention!
He can be pretty blunt, but that's just the hip hop life yo!
He is looking for a girl to elevate him, uplift him, be his Queen and baby girl
Cleans up niceeeee
💗 Sooyoung from Oopsie!
Our elegant beauty
THE Korean Beauty standardTM
The VisualTM member
She's here to prove she's more than just a pretty face!
💙 Alex from Heroes
Leader of his newly debuted group, he is fluent in English and Korean
He's traveled abroad, and knows how to have a good time
BIG HIMBO ENERGY
He is confident in many things, but his Korean is not one of them, oh no!
Will our lady contestants be able to look past the communication issues?
Will they be able to look past his muscles??
Will they want to?!
💗 Shin Bora from T1ME
Soft spoken and shy, awwww!
She’s the group's main dancer, but with those looks she might as well be the visual too!
athletic, with a competitive streak to boot, this girl came to W1N
💙 Suhwan from AXI
Our favorite idol has just come back from military duty and is looking to jump back into the dating game!
Can dance, sing, act, what can't he do?
A seasoned veteran in the entertainment industry, he catches everyone's attention
Calm and collected, the man is on top of his game
He is serious when he says he wants to find love
💗 Yuk Minji from Unpretty Rapstar
She came in third place on her infamous season of Unpretty Rapstar, but here she plans to come up on top!
She knows what she wants and she's gonna get it
She's confident, beautiful, and is willing to fight for love
This hip hop girl has surprises in store for you!
💙 Sangho from Atlaz
His feminine charm makes him stand out from the competition
This idol's long hair, bright eyes and slender face makes girls crush AND envy him
He is reserved at first glance, but is rumored to be a passionate lover, oooooh
💗 Y/N
Shit, are you really the oldest?
And the only foreigner, fuck...
Also, you're single AF
But it's okay, it's OKAY, listen, you're here to make a name for yourself
You're a foreign born actress in the Korean entertainment industry, which you have to admit, causes some type casting...
But that's why you're here! You're going to show the Korean public the real you!
If you can't find love here, you're sure you can convince the audience to love you instead!
Oh god, you really want a boyfriend tho...
💙 Lee, Actor and Model and soon to be idol?
He comes to stir things up!
Wait a minute, you know him!
Lee used to work with you!
But he looks so different now...
He looks so...hot!
Oh my god, why haven't you ever noticed it before?
💙 Kim Namjoon from BTS
Are the rumors true, is Kim Namjoon from BTS going to join our cast?! GASP.
[more cast members to come! 💕]
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Hehehehehe Spamton swap with Clover
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1 SP3NT 4T L34ST THR33 HOURS ST4ND1NG ON BROK3N GL4SS WH1L3 GO1NG OV3R TH3 FL4SHC4RDS 1 M4D3 OF TH3 1MPORT4NT T3RMS OF MY GROSSLY OV3RPR1C3D L4W T3XTBOOK SO 1 WOULD S4Y TH4T TOD4Y 1S 4 W1N
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1s 1t a matespr1t confes1on 1f someone 1s forced to f1ght you to the death and then they end up tr1ck1ng you 1nto k1ll1ng themso that you w1ll w1n and l1ve on or 1s that l1ke. a normal th1ng for fr1ends to do.
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i was possessed and wrote this whole ass thing after reading about who was in the finals for @coolesthscharacter
TEREZI: TH1S H4S B33N 4 COLLOS4L W4ST3 OF T1M3.
ROSE: Agreed.
TEREZI: UNO
ROSE: Swap card. Give me your hand.
TEREZI: B1TCH
TEREZI: DONT BOTH3R. YOU W1N
ROSE: On two fronts. Looks like the poll lines up perfectly with the results of our little time waster.
TEREZI: OF COURS3 TH3Y D1D
TEREZI: 1M L34V1NG
ROSE: Don't enjoy yourself too much. I'll be moving on to hand the win over to Roxy.
ROSE: Not that she deserves it any more than I do, but I figure it'll be a kind gesture.
TEREZI: H4V3 FUN W1TH
TEREZI: HUH
ROSE: What?
TEREZI: DONT M1ND M3
TEREZI: 1 JUST SM3LL SOM3TH1NG FUNNY
TEREZI: H3H3H3H3H3 >:]
ROSE: Ominous.
ROSE: I'll see you later.
TEREZI: 1 WONT
ROSE: Aren't we past blind jokes?
TEREZI: Aren't we past typing quirks?
ROSE: Don't…
ROSE: Do that.
ROSE: It's weird.
TEREZI: TH4TS K1ND OF MY WHOL3 TH1NG
TEREZI: L4T3R LOS3R
Rose and Terezi exit in opposite directions, not bothering to spare a backward glance. Terezi's chipper mood bothers Rose for only the briefest second before she puts it out of her head. The troll loves mind games.
As she steps into the next room for the final contest, she considers a dozen different metanarrative consequences of this sort of contest and what that means for the continuity of everything. When the contest ends does she disappear? Is she shunted into the ultimate self who's story will never be completed? What does it mean for her to have even gotten this far, beating out even Davesprite. Has the cultural gestalt really shifted so much that a sad ghost boy version of Dave is no longer appealing? And is shs to be considered seperately from each of the entities that embody her? What is she? Who is…
Wait.
A silhouetted figure stands against the lights of the inexplicable room. A single blue light shines from the head…
ROSE: Is that fucking Sans?
SANS?: nope!!!
The figure steps forward from the convenient shadowing and reveals a familiar, red-clad troll with a messy mass of black hair. In her hands is a skull with a blue light shining from the socket that Aradia is using to obscure her face. Rose sighs, a bit annoyed Roxy hadn't made it here. Of course this is what Terezi thought was funny.
ROSE: Hello, Aradia.
ARADIA: hi rose
Her chipper tone is punctuated by the sound of the skull hitting the ground as she tosses it aside.
ARADIA: funny, right?
ROSE: A little played out, honestly.
ARADIA: come on. you of all people shouldnt say anything about "played out"~
ARADIA: your post-canon arc is just copying the one i had as a starting point and recycling it
ARADIA: not that i mind!
ARADIA: i find it flattering
ARADIA: after all my old story has good
ARADIA: b0nes
ARADIA: to build on
ROSE: Make up your mind about how you're supposed to sound.
ARADIA: hmmm
ARADIA: n0pe
Aradia puffs out a breath to blow some of her curling hair out of her face.
ARADIA: So did you have fun getting here?
ROSE: Not really.
ROSE: Your ancestor flirted aggressively with me, then got mad that I called her boring.
ARADIA: yours was very nice and quite interesting
ARADIA: shes both very cool and very much a dork
ARADIA: i can see where you and dave get it
ROSE: Hey.
ARADIA: though you clearly take more after dirk so you got a higher percentage of dork genes
ROSE: …
ROSE: Moving on.
ROSE: Vriska was Vriska about the whole thing and got upset that no amount of luck could save her from being the icon of Homestuck's ire.
ARADIA: i dont think thats what it was at all
ARADIA: maybe she was boring, too
ARADIA: after all
ARADIA: how can you find anything exciting about someone who has done nothing wrong? :)
ROSE: …
ARADIA: 0u0
ROSE: …
ROSE: Okay.
ROSE: Well.
ROSE: Sollux didn't really want to interact with me and spent the whole time with headphones on and listening to a podcast.
ARADIA: hehe, sounds like him
ROSE: Davesprite was monumentally awkward and seemed to be in the midst of a breakdown about not being "really real" because Davepetasprite^2 was in the running.
ARADIA: sounds like him, too
ARADIA: first mistake of anything like this is attempting to apply any level of canonicity to it
ARADIA: better to just calm down and enjoy yourself
ARADIA: but i suppose he wouldnt be davesprite or any kind of dave at all if he didnt appeal to the sad boy loving demographic
ROSE: Are you going to keep interrupting me?
ARADIA: probably
ROSE: I played Uno with Terezi.
ROSE: That's it.
ARADIA: neat!
ROSE: Let me return the question: Did you have fun getting here?
ARADIA: i did!
ROSE: …
ROSE: Any details?
ARADIA: no
ARADIA: ill leave those to your imagination ;)
ROSE: That's a copout answer and you know it.
ARADIA: youd be surprised
ARADIA: a little goes a long way
ARADIA: lets focus on the now
ARADIA: how do you want to do this, rose?
ARADIA: among the multitudes of possibilities, the many threads that spread out before us
ARADIA: which do you wish to solidify as true?
ROSE: Maybe I don't want to pick.
ROSE: Maybe I also want that to be left to the imagination.
ARADIA: then ill pick!
ROSE: What
ROSE: But
ROSE: Your entire continued existence hinges on one fact and that is that you are a voyeur. A perverted observer who has no interest in dirtying your own mitts as you passively allow the narrative to continue on it's way. You do not intervene. You don't take action.
She screws up her face in baffled disgust and stabs one finger in the air toward Aradia.
ROSE: You don't choose.
Aradia's persistent, placid smile widens slightly. It still doesn't reach her eyes.
ARADIA: not choosing is a choice
ARADIA: i think thats something youve always struggled with
ARADIA: a lot of people do
ARADIA: choosing no action at all is still an action
ARADIA: existence itself comes packaged with the burden of existing
ARADIA: by simply being you are acting
ARADIA: your existence means nothing
ARADIA: your actions are meaningless
ARADIA: but they are actions nonetheless
She turns on one foot, kicking off to float up and rotate gently and slowly in the air, as if attempting a slow motion pirouette. The languid motion controlled and beautiful. It makes Rose want to throw something at her just to ruin the image in the same way a child wants to crack a perfect sheet of ice just to see it come apart.
ARADIA: and my choice has always been pretty transparent
ROSE: Bullshit.
ROSE: Your motivations, your reasoning, your purposes. All of that has always been obfuscated. You hide behind platitudes and more plot critical figures, but you never seem to be willing to show your hand. No one knows what your fucking deal is.
ARADIA: hehehe
ARADIA: thats just plain wrong
ARADIA: ive destroyed more lives to save a single session than you could imagine in both your attempts to break yours or to do whatever it is you were doing with dirk
ARADIA: ive been a ghost, a ghost frog, a robot
ARADIA: even in that period of time you say i only observed i still decided to fight lord english for the fun of it
ARADIA: and i lived :)
ARADIA: what happened when a version of you tried to attack lord english?
ROSE: Mgh.
ARADIA: theres a reason im here
ROSE: And what reason is that?
ARADIA: same as it ever was
Aradia floats up, arcing her back until she's hanging upside down, arms and legs hanging limply. She's still smiling. It still doesn't reach her eyes.
ARADIA: i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart. :)
ROSE: …
ROSE: I want to kick your ass.
ARADIA: then do it
ARADIA: or dont
ARADIA: either way
ARADIA: i think youre gonna have a bad time
ARADIA: CUE MY FIGHT MUSIC!
ROSE: You motherfucker.
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Silly orca and the character that I created under the impression of the atmosphere of the world that belongs to this person @w1n-der
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wrote some terezi angst that started as a vent but became a wholeass pesterlog. enjoy.
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