VENTURE BROS MOVIE SPOILERS:

the movie is like probably as perfect as a send off they could have made within the time limit. I loved it so much.

I am a Rusty hater (I dont actually hate him he's hilarious he just sucks 😭) but Rusty right at the end telling Dean that their mother loves them very much and then the reveal that they didnt have a mom it was Rusty who purposely went out of his way to have kids and become a father alone with a machine made me like him x10 more than I did. Like stfu before I start CRYING. I thought he got a girl pregnant and was like fine ill take care of these kids but the reveal just hit me very deeply. Like he still is kinda a bad father but he really does love them, he really wanted to be a dad.

Also jail time for making canon Rusty Mpreg TWICE.

I love that mantilla wanted Sheila so carnally that she shot her husband to the moon just to try to say 'hey like WOULD you hit?' only for Sheila to go 'not if you were the last person on the fucking planet' mantilla is truly the fail lesbian we all needed

I wonder if Jonas had Rusty the same way as he had Hank and Dean? Or was it Rusty's idea cause he wanted a kid, but couldn't keep a partner?

We all knew it, but imma say it

Rusty is a better dad than Jonas

so... Gary definitely started looking for baboon behavioural traits in the Monarch after finding out he has baboon dna, right?

are we gonna talk about that scene when malcom and gary first get their new costumes. are we gotta talk about the flirting and the whole. like. they've fucked. they've def fucked.

SAW THE VENTURE BROS MOVIE

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No surprise Ben lied about how Hank and Dean were conceived, Debbie was just an egg donor and he went out of his way to have two sons via his weird backpack false womb.

That actually lines up with Rusty alright. Also I am not surprised that Rusty and Malcolm are just different clones of the same person, but you know in a way that kind of makes them brothers? Because they are VASTLY different while also being the same to each other.

So I'm assuming JJ was just another clone that wasn't checked that got stuck inside of Rusty cause he ate him or something maybe? Not quite sure on that.

The boys may have not had a traditional mom, and the bar is SUPER LOW for Rusty being a marginally better dad than his dad, but he for sure wanted Hank and Dean. I'm assuming Jonas wanted Rusty too since he made a bunch of fucked up clones of him.

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kinda mad dean didnt get turned into a vampire. well not mad. it just wouldve been funny to me (and i like vampires)

It’s been like 6 months lol hello

Xoxo gossip girl

This comic but baboon blood

what do you mean your dad watches venture bros ?

happy venture bros movie. this is probably my worst-ever contribution to the venture bros fandom

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NOOOOOOO HE REMEMBERED IT

idc if anyone ever posted this anywhere but i just found a proof of tf2 being canon in venture bros universe not only as a game xd

debbie thinks pyro started a fire in malice, that meaning either he is real in their universe, or she tries to find out if he is (?) (no, thats too complicated) / sorry i coudnt find 1 screenshot with visible text on it

thinking about those stupid fake abs on Gary's new movie costume

you guys think he specifically asked for those?

Gary's haircut looks So Good omfg