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orbleglorb · 1 year

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whenever i post like, relationship prompts and stuff, i typically don't get any asks. which is fine, i usually save them for character building and prompts anyway. but it's occurred to me that i don't actually talk about ships that much? other than like, tagging random posts as megparker. and the early stages of The Ship Bracket. so you guys just may not know?? lmao??? so here's a collection of blb ships i like ig

i don't actually dislike any blb ships, but these are the ones i do like and actively think about

romantic:

megan ito/parker macmillan (in the most dysfunctional way possible)

megan ito/clare ballard (also in the most dysfunctional way possible)

lenjamin lin/flattery strewnberry

tillman henderson/declan suzanne/mike townsend/jaylen hotdogfingers

any of tillman/declan/mike/jaylen in groups of two or three, doesn't have to be all together :) i've probably thought about declan/mike the most, tho

alaynabella hollywood/jessica telephone

alaynabella hollywood/jacob haynes/moses mason

conditional yuniesky/chester abu-zaid

grollis zephyr/qais dogwalker

sevgi gore/bees gorczyca

parker macmillan iii/wyatt mason

chet takahashi/jacob haynes

wyatt mason IV (ivy)/ankle halifax

platonic:

megan ito & parker macmillan (there's so much happening here)

parker macmillan & sutton dreamy

parker macmillan & mordecai kingbird

parker macmillan & stevenson heat

parker macmillan & most of the s23/24 fridays, actually

parker macmillan & declan suzanne

declan suzanne & charlatan seabright

star ali & avery cascabel

vaquita magno & lenjamin lin

tiara loveless & parker macmillan

parker macmillan & DD (not a player)

conditional yuniesky & ivy mason

ivy mason & ankle halifax & tahini poinsettia

bees gorczyca & margarito nava

rivers rosa & conditional yuniesky

rivers rosa & declan suzanne

tbh. i have a lot and if i listed them all we'd be here 5ever.

familial

parker macmillan & lenjamin lin

terrell bradley & conditional yuniesky

terrell bradley & all of the spies (that's my dad!)

tbh. conditional yuniesky & ivy mason

sevgi gore & mindy khan

ENEMIES!!!!!

parker macmillan & juke gnocchi

i'm sure this will come as a shock to all of you. but megan ito/parker macmillan

also megan ito/clare ballard

there's something going on here. not sure what

............megan ito/parker macmillan

reese clark & margarito nava

terrell bradley & rivers javier

anyway feel free to ask about these ^_^ might make an oc one as well

#pls don't feel pressured to send asks lol #just if u want to ^_^#don't want to maintag this but i'd like it for future reference l #blaseball fr #blaseball (organizational)#can you tell im a fan of the spies and crabs

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charaznablescanontoyota · 1 year

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a mage ump ruled in vaquita's favor and then one of the steaks hit a home run so make of that what you will ig. vaquita was just standing there fielding

UPDATE FROM SIBR: vaquita's attributes all went up after it happened, the site is just bad at showing the change

[ID: A reblase log of Blaseball Gamma Season 2, Day 3. The score is 0-0, and the events of the log are as follows:

"A Mage Umpire rules in Vaquita Magno's favor!"

"SMASH! Baby Sliders slaps it to the Wall..."

"Baby Sliders hits a Home Run!"]

#blaseball

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thebaltimorecrab · 1 year

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Round 2 notable moments + Round 3 matches (with links)

Before I get to notable moments, I'd like to take a second to recognize some of our most beloved contestants: Bentley Finnegan, Kaz Fiasco, Bevan Underbuck, and Finn James. Throughout both rounds, they have received the most propaganda (or the most memorable propaganda). Thank you to the three people who are consistently posting propaganda for these guys. And thank you to those posting propaganda for the players who are not on this list!

Now, notable Round 2 moments:

There were no major upsets this round. In fact, most of the rounds ended like I expected them to, mostly because a lot of the unlored shadows were included in this round.

Although there were no real upsets, Flattery Strewnberry beating Holden Stanton was unexpected, especially since the only other new epoch Crabs players that have made it to Round 3 are well known: Tiera Wigdoubt, Declan Suzanne, and Juke Gnocchi (perhaps not well-known outside of the Crabs, though). I'm absolutely thrilled, because Flattery is one of my little guys. However, she's gonna get her ass kicked this round. She's up against Trinity Smaht.

The closest call was Nico Sigh vs. Robbins Schmidt. Nico won 46.7% of the vote, while Robbins won 53.3%

There were several polls where one player got 100% of the vote. Combs D got 100% of the vote against Alexandria Hess, Parker Parra got 100% against Uncle Plasma II, Sutton Dreamy got 100% against James Mora II, Lorcan Smaht got 100% against Javier Howe, Finn James got 100% against Vaquita Magno, and Kennedy Loser got 100% against Uncle Plasma III.

And, of course, Round 3 matches are below the cut. Links will be added sometime after the polls are posted. The polls are scheduled to be posted around 1:30 pm CST. This post is also scheduled! I may not be online when you are reading this :P

Now that a lot of the lesser-known characters have been eliminated, it's going to be much more interesting:

Combs Duende vs. PolkaDot Patterson

Luis Acevedo vs. Nagomi McDaniel

Fish Summer vs. Silvaire Roadhouse

Logan Horseman vs. Pedro Davids

Axel Campbell vs. Bentley Finnegan

Parker Parra vs. Brock Forbes

Evelton McBlase II vs. Tiera Wigdoubt

Kaz Fiasco vs. Valentine Games

Trinity Smaht vs. Flattery Strewnberry

Juke Gnocchi vs. Declan Suzanne (GOING INSANE OVER THIS ONE. THESE R MY GUYS :( HOW DARE I PIT TWO BAD BITCHES AGAINST EACH OTHER)

Bevan Underbuck vs. Adalberto Tosser

Sutton Dreamy vs. Oliver Notarobot

Lorcan Smaht vs. Grapefruit Walnut

Forrest Best vs. Finn James

Jon Halifax vs. Robbins Schmidt

Brisket Friendo vs. Kennedy Loser

#baltimore crabs bracket #baltimore crabs #blaseball #sorry flattery :( you will be the winner in my heart 5ever #same for whoever loses Juke v Declan. you are both winners to ME. and that's what matters #i should stop posting my opinions since i run this bracket #but what are you fuckers going to do? vote flattery instead of a well-known player because they're my guy?#because i've written lore for them that i haven't even shared??? because it is not fully comprehensible??? absolutely not #if flattery wins that match i may have to do a re-match without my commentary. because if she won it would probably be an unfair match #also i should share my lore for flattery & lenjamin and such #im sad lenjamin lost but i can't say i didn't expect it #if you couldn't tell. i was not on the crabs for seasons 1-24

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thebaltimorecrab · 1 year

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#baltimore crabs bracket

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thebaltimorecrab · 1 year

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ANNOUNCEMENT + Round 1 notable moments, and the matches for Round 2

HEY! If you reblog a post with propaganda, please let me know if you want me to copy and paste that propaganda into any other matches including that player. For example: if you wrote a post encouraging people to vote for Jon Halifax, let me know if you would like for me to include your statements in Halifax's next match.

If you would like to submit propaganda, you can do so via asks, tagging me, reblogging a specific poll, etc.

I will try to ask people individually, but that's a lot of work and I've already got quite a bit on my plate, aside from the brackets.

Now, notable moments (in my opinion):

Tillman Henderson got out in the first round, proving there is a God and he is merciful. Tillman lost to Logan Horseman.

I think (I'm like 95% sure) that Oliver Notarobot beating Reese Clark was the biggest upset so far. On a scale of 1-90, with 1 being least likely to win and 90 being the opposite, Oliver was 42 and Reese was 87.

Kaz Fiasco beat Chorby Soul, which was probably the match with the most propaganda (including both actual posts and tags that say "VOTE X")

Juke Gnocchi, an incin replacement we got in Season 2, got farther than Parker MacMillan did. Considering that they're roommates/enemies, this is hilarious to me.

Brisket Friendo vs. Tot Fox was the closest match, with Brisket at 50.8% and Tot at 49.2%

Meanwhile, Monique Flowchart vs. Silvaire Roadhouse had the biggest difference between votes, with Monique at 11.1% and Silvaire at 88.9%

Now, here's the round two matches. LINKS WILL BE ADDED AFTER THE POLLS ARE POSTED. The polls are currently scheduled to post at 1:30 pm on the 15th, but who knows when I'll be able to sit down and add links.

Alexandria Hess vs. Combs Duende

Amos Melon vs. PolkaDot Patterson

Grit Watson vs. Luis Acevedo

Ilhan Latch vs. Nagomi McDaniel

Joyner Rugrat vs. Fish Summer

Jacoby Podcast vs. Silvaire Roadhouse

Avery Cascabel vs. Logan Horseman

Herring Winfield vs. Pedro Davids

Matheo Tanaka vs. Axel Campbell

Chorby Soul III vs. Bentley Finnegan

Uncle Plasma II vs. Parker Parra

Chae DeShields vs. Brock Forbes

Miguel Peterson vs. Evelton McBlase II

Lenjamin Lin vs. Tiera Wigdoubt

Aldon Cashmoney IV vs. Kaz Fiasco

New Megan Ito II vs. Valentine Games

Elijah Glover vs. Trinity Smaht

Holden Stanton vs. Flattery Strewnberry

Conner Haley vs. Bevan Underbuck

Scruffs Sunkcost vs. Adalberto Tosser

Thomas Marsh vs. Juke Gnocchi

Star Ali vs. Declan Suzanne

James Mora II vs. Sutton Dreamy

Rosa Holloway vs. Oliver Notarobot

Javier Howe vs. Lorcan Smaht

Grapefruit Walnut vs. Michelle Sportsman

Özlem Suttner vs. Forrest Best

Vaquita Magno vs. Finn James

Pierre Haley vs. Jon Halifax

Nico Sigh vs. Robbins Schmidt

Samothes Dembélé vs. Brisket Friendo

Uncle Plasma III vs. Kennedy Loser

#baltimore crabs bracket #baltimore crabs #blaseball

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