New splat fest

Whenever I think I’m finally “normal” I make a joke about adding some vanilla extract to the sushi and then my mom has to explain to me why the joke isn’t funny to people

Vannila extract?

80.5%. 80.5%. 80.5%. 19.5%. 80.5%. 80.5%. 80.5%. 80.5%.

had to do it

This little shit bag is named Vanilla sans Extract

Mommy long clit

oh to be succumbed in the scent of vanilla, fucking familiar and like a cookie hug ughh. I want nothing else this valentines, just the promise of vanilla

WHY IS THERE SO MUCH VANILLA EXTRACT POSTING