#van twin🤞🏼
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not 100% back but i'll let y'all have a peek into my brain the last 2 days ft. @seedlessmuffins
EDIT: a new screenshot has shit on swaggy headquarters
#brain rot goes brrrrrr#thank u k for indulging me u've been my rock in this time of need#moots🫶🏼#van twin🤞🏼
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im going so feral rn this is the smallest payback (actually just a good highlight) but you deserve it what have you done to me
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZM2Xj7DXY/
LISTEN IF I HAD TO SUFFER SO SHOULD YOU. I HAD NO ONE ELSE TO SHARE IT W. U WILL HAVE BRAIN ROT W ME.
how did u know that save was so dear to me?? (im a price girly of course it's obvious that save is dear to me). ovi even went up to him and congratulated him on it. price was sooooo sexy for that . ugh the memories 😩😩
#it has infected my brain for literally a week atp#i needed someone to suffer w me#sorry k but u were the only one#asks#moots🫶🏼#van twin🤞🏼
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and one more for footie!
top 5 fav defenders of all time!
these r the guys i enjoyed watching do their thing. i was gonna put ramos 4 times as a joke and then maldini for baby swaggy but i was like nahhhh. im not saying any are better than the other im just saying i liked watching them play in this order.
1. Sergio Ramos: yah no surprises here.
2. Paolo Maldini: he was such an efficient defender.
3. Roberto Carlos: i think my type is defenders that score. bc he was such a complete player. like if ramos has his headers then this man was a free-kick master.
4. Charles Puyol: class for spain a pain in my ass for barça
5. Virgil Van Dijk: 2019 was a crazy year for him. like bro could stop anyone. he's been suffering a bit this season but ik he'll jump back!!
#spains defense was so stacked back in the day#hated them but loved watching them play#asks#moots🫶🏼#lists#van twin🤞🏼
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ok a kind of silly one too
top 5 fav haircuts on rma
currently or of all time bc it's just gonna be a bunch of ramos and/or vini jr LOL??
okay in no specific order it's these:
#cama's pony tail locs are to DIE FOR#i love them so much#also vini's new barber is great#asks#moots🫶🏼#lists#van twin🤞🏼
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ramos x flowers ramos x flowers
ugh this is so pretty thank u k 🫶🏼
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hi swaggy!
top 5 timmies menu items 🗣️🗣️🗣️
OMFG OKAY THIS IS GOOD
1. Iced cap!! all time favourite!! she will always be the moment!!
2. Strawberry Banana fruit chill. i miss her dearly everyday. she was my go to before they got rid of her. but w out her gone id never had tried an ice cap.
3. Candian Maple. best shitty doughnut argue w ur mom.
4. Honey Cruller. second best shitty doughnut.
5. They new loaded wraps. i hate new tims BUT they popped off w this one!! i can't upload an image but the chicken habanero one is soooooooo good.
ask me for lists!!
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hi swaggy!
sorry for living in your inbox and sending flowers to you so often, i hope you don’t mind!today i’m here because you sent me the “send this ask to 10 people whose blogs you think are wonderful” ask while i wasn’t feeling it and i was taking a tumblr break, and it has v’been in my ask box since! i’ve been a little intimidated and overwhelmed to answer it so i thought i’d share how thankful i am you thought of me here!
i’m so glad poeple were sending you the ask from the game because you and your blog are so wonderful! you have such a unique style of writing where i van hear your voice in every post you post, i would know a swaggy post even without a username because you are so unique in the best way! your blog is a breath of fresh air because your opinions are always right and you interact with everybody! you are so exceptionally kind, talented and funny, i’m truly lucky to be friends with you!
no ask of mine is complete without flowers! something about this pink and the bulbs surrounding it reminds me of you!
i hope you are thriving like this flower, and that you are staying cool and safe during this lil heat wave here!
sending so many well wishes to you, i hope you know you are a joy here and you deserve only the brightest things to come your way! ily 🫶
see now i was postponing this bc i literally can't believe the words being said to me. they're so genuine and each time i try to answer this the words i say feel so inadequate in comparison bc like?? how do i top this beautiful gesture?? u and nikka have it out for me fr bc my tear ducts can only take so much crying.
i suck at words so i hope these pics of flowers i took thinking about u return the sentiment. there isn't rlly a theme tho but that's bc i think of u everytime i see a flower!
remember ur my fave kid 🫶🏼
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oh no you died?
JFNAJFMWKFKE OKAY YAH U WERE RIGHT I DID LAUGH 💀💀💀
#yes tis i#ur dead neighbour ray#kidding pls dont kill my account im not actually dead#asks#moots🫶🏼#van twin🤞🏼
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swaggy, you're the keeper of ramos right why is he such a whore 🎤
(what an odd ask last anon)
listen k... he was a whore before i saw him, a whore as i was watching, and he'll continue to be kissing and flirting w men in his old age.
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what kind of crossover episode is this?
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZM2j2Cxk2/
ft the empty stadium 😭
what in the world 😭😭. the fact that the empty stadium is the most normal part of the video 💀.
itd make more sense to go to montreal no?? since van damme is french canadian.
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there is nobody like you swaggy. you're stupendous and im so lucky to experience your genius every day 💜
if by genius u mean insane delusions about a fandom im not appart of then sure...
BUT UR BRAIN IS SO BIG TOO WHEN ADDING TO THEM LIKE OUR CHATS R AN UNTAMED FOREST FIRE OF HAPHAZARDLY PUT TOGETHER THOUGHTS AND ITS BRILLIANT
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i lied im done after this
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZM2H4K5aS/
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZM2HVUWFD/ (the french vr killed me)
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZM2HVLQ69/
HDNXIFKWJFKWKD I LOVED ALL OF THESE😭😭😭
my mom also liked the french vr. and that song brought back 2010 wc memories 😭😭
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🫶🫶🫶
DO U RLLY THO??
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What would a starting XI of your favourite players look like? They don't need to be the best at their position just your favs
this took me all day to do... like i was thinking about formations at the grocery store and everything. anyways here's my list!!
category is "insane on the pitch+trent":
#never beating the midfield fc allegations#trent is there bc i couldn't put another guy#BUT what he lacks in defense he makes up for insane long passes and corners#asks#moots🫶🏼#van twin🤞🏼
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this edit is so swaggy core idk something about it made me think of you so i hope you enjoy!
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZM2kXxgMw/
HFNEJDKEID U KNOW ME WELL BC I ALREADY HAD IT SAVED LMAOOOO
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happy happy birthday swaggy! it is midnight now but i hope tomorrow you have the best day and it is filled with so much joy and love, you deserve it all!!
you are an absolute delight and it is a treat to talk to you, from your impeccable memes to your constantly correct takes you brighten the footyblr experience. you are the rays of sun peeking through the trees in a forest on a summer morning and your blog is refreshing in the same way.
i hope this next year is filled with the kindest things that life has to offer for you! ily always 💓
AAAAAAAAAAAH K I LOVE YOUUUUU. THANK U DO MUCH UR WORDS ARE TOO KIND IM LITERALLY JUST SOME GUY?!
live reaction of me reading this:
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