Found out from checking his story after Collision that Punk matched his socks to his trans flag collision girl shirt and wasn't sure if anyone else had put the two together

Answering my own prompt:

It's 3:56 PM, and I want to be in my living room eating your pussy while you lie on the couch reading a book. You're wearing a cute little outfit that gives me perfect access to your pussy without having to take anything off. The only catch is that you have to read your book out loud to me, and if you stop, then I stop. Want to keep feeling my warm, wet tongue glide up and down your pussy and circle around your clit? Then keep reading. Want to feel me suck your clit up between my lips and gently slide them back and forth over it? Then keep reading. If you're good, I may even slip a finger or two inside your tight little pussy and make you feel nice and full while I suck on your clit. Deal?

So you're at a big glitzy sex party, and there's a line of guys on the wall all naked gagged bondaged up in the same position, and all of them have "free use" written across their chests, except for one guy whose chest says "do not use". Intrigued, you go up to one of the event-planners and ask, What's with the "do not use" guy? Is it like a denial thing? And the event-planner says the guy was actually there tied up in that position before the event, before we planned it actually, we don't know when he got there or what his deal is. We can't communicate with him because he's gagged. And you ask them, was "do not use" on his chest when you first saw him? And they say no, we wrote that. Wouldn’t want anyone doing anything to him he’s not comfortable with.

ok hear me out. kabru wanting to fuck laios but also not wanting to fuck him because he is absolutely certain that sex with laios would have to involve some kind of weird monster roleplay. but because kabru is kabru he overthinks this and spends an unhealthy amount of time figuring out how to negotiate around this and deciding what he would or would not be comfortable with (all without actually talking to laios or making any kind of move whatsoever).

then eventually they do get together and before they hook up for the first time kabru is like okay we need to talk first and he goes into great detail about exactly what he is and isn't willing to do and what monsters he is and isn't willing to roleplay as

and laios, to whom it has never occurred to blend his monster fixation with his sex life, just listens like "😳😳😳" and develops several new fetishes on the spot. and at some point laios is like wow I'd never thought of that before! and kabru is like oh. oh no. I've made him Worse.

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i have nothing against smut writers i love you guys 🙏 and maybe it’s bc im gay but HELP “mike would make you wear a cute little skirt and f****** you in public-“ that man is RIDDLED with anxiety ok i get it it’s ur thing but PLS… “he’d spoil u with diamonds and pearls🥰” poor guy can’t afford oreo’s. ur getting a can of pringles and a teddy bear from the dollar store at BEST

Hello i made a semi grounded in reality band au and it got out of hand

im a virgin who writes smut…

I have the general rule that I just, don't let myself give a shit about other people's dumbass opinions but I have one pet peeve that I just. Can Not let go of. and it's posts that go

How to write [Minority Group]!

Step 1: Make sure all your characters are exactly like me the op, or are exactly what I like to see in media.

Aside: Anything else is impossible, unrealistic, bigoted and you'll go to hell forever.

Step 2: They also have to use the exact language I do to describe themselves btw, no matter the time period or setting. See the above aside for further explanation.

Step 3: you should never ever even think about the actual mechanics of what makes a trope problematic in its impact in the real world. J ust memorize this list of things that should be banned in all fiction (for being problematic because I don't like them/someone else I agree with said they should be banned)

Step 4: Nuances in identity don't exist <3

It can't be surprising that someone's downvoting you when you only write fic as a replacement for a personality.

are you the same person that once asked me why my sex scenes are so unrealistic? i only ask because this anon AND that one both make no fucking sense whatsoever

@the-neon-pineapple do your worst

i just think that sex education is one of the best shows of our time in terms of queer representation and addressing issues around mental health and it’s like…gay rep, bi rep, pan rep, aroace rep, lesbian rep, trans rep, nonbinary rep, disabled rep, sex positivity, sex education, healthy sex, enthusiastic consent, safe sex, masturbation positivity, kink positivity, body positivity, autistic/adhd/nd coded characters, characters with anxiety, depression, insecurities, trauma, disabilities, addiction, parental issues, complicated relationships with religion, gender dysphoria, internalised homophobia, it shows us that being around fellow queer people is essential to mental health and being with people who make us feel understood and not judged and accepted and safe it shows us there are safe ways to do drugs and it shows us everyone including your parents/guardians/teachers/etc. have their own incredibly complex personal lives and struggles and that we’re not all so different we’re just misunderstood and repressed and conditioned to feel shame about everything and it’s about love and sex and school and life and coming of age and growth and friendship and following your heart and trying new things and discovering yourself and loving yourself and loving the people around you and—

Yeah, I’ll be watching, but…

…WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK???

LET JEAN MILBURN BE HAPPY, GODDAMMIT.

She deserves better.

i hate it when i try to briefly indulge myself and read a transformers reader insert fanfic only to be hit with a surprise holoform action. what about "I want to climb into that robot's pussy" do you not UNDERSTAND

Answering my own prompt again:

It's 3:37 pm, and I need to go to the grocery store. I want a cute lil passenger princess to ride with me. I'll tell her not to wear any panties and make her spread her legs for me so I can rub her clit and sink my fingers into her pussy while we ride together to the store. I'll make her stay in the car while I go buy groceries and tell her she has to edge herself the entire time right there in the parking lot while on the phone with me. I'll have an earbud in so I can hear her moaning while I'm in the store. I want her phone right next to her pussy so I can hear how wet she is. Once I get back in the car, I'll tell her to pull out my cock and edge me with her hands and mouth all the way home. Then as soon as we get back inside, I'll fuck her against the nearest available surface until we both cum.

Okay but if we're getting a season that's season 3 2.0, whatever they do for buddie making up better end with them fucking. Thank you.

You know, as someone who is a sex worker I understand why people get up in arms about how "sex work aus are bad" and it promotes bad stereotypes or whatever

But I gotta say, those aus where one half of your otp is a down on their luck prostitute and gets Saved by someone who Rescues Them From Their Awful Life is like crack to me.

1800s: It's okay for a woman to be a teacher, but she has to quit if she gets married.

2000s: it's okay for a woman to be a teacher, but she has to quit if anybody finds out she has an active sex life or used to do porn ever even once.