✨Radar Technician✨

ANDOR, 1.02 “That Would Be Me” (2022) SNL, “Undercover Boss: Starkiller Base” (2016)

undercover boss: starkiller base

every single day i think about this scene from the bts of undercover boss starkiller base

officer: what about you? you married?

matt: divorced.

officer: i'm sorry to hear that.

matt: so was she. ha ha ha.

officer: your choice then, huh?

matt: ha ha ha!

like. oh my god. what does it mean, but also like... i do love the implications.

so anyway, matt is divorced & his ex is STILL upset about it.

The only things the sequels were good for:

- “That’s not how the force works!”

- Undercover Boss: Starkiller Base

- The Sacred Texts!

- “Somehow, Palpatine returned.”

- Finn 🥰

I think the most lasting impact to come out of the Star Wars sequels was Undercover Boss: Starkiller Base aka Matt the radar technician

Honestly tfa era kylo was everything... he was snarky he was dumb he was just a weird emo bitch. The emo kylo ren twitter account. All the memes about how he was a skinny little myspace bitch darth Vader cosplaying ass. The l'empire du pire comic. Starkiller Base undercover boss. Those solo family sitcom edits.. Where did we lose our way

Showing Up

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by DaisyChainz

Kylux Adjacent Month 2023

Techie's brother shows up unexpectedly; they would have cleaned if they'd known. Aka, Techie and Matt learn how much sex stuff they keep lying around.

For the always amazing Carol 💜🖤🧡

Words: 2238, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 10 of Taunton Boys, Part 18 of Kylux Adjacents

Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Undercover Boss: Starkiller Base - SNL Sketch, Dredd (2012), Kylux adjacents - Fandom

Rating: Mature

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Clan Techie (Dredd), Matt the Radar Technician, Armitage Hux, Kylo Ren, Original Female Character(s)

Relationships: Clan Techie (Dredd)/Matt the Radar Technician/Kylo Ren, Armitage Hux/Kylo Ren

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Not Suitable/Safe For Work, Kylux Adjacent Month 2023, Armitage Hux is a Little Shit, Family, Sex Toys, Porn, Sex paraphenalia, Neighbors, Nasty neighbors, Adam Driver/Domhnall Gleeson Character Combinations, Humor

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sunday funday #8: SNL CHARACTER DAY!!

haven’t done a Sunday Funday in a while, so here I am :)

I figured I’d do a SNL character day this time around, since I don’t get to write for them much. and they don’t get nearly enough attention if you ask me!

here’s the complete list of SNL characters I’ll write for ~

Matt the Radar Technician (Undercover Boss Starkiller Base skit) Randy the Intern (Undercover Boss: where are they now? skit) BK Joe (Coffee Shop skit) Mr. Pennyham (Sleepover skit) Abraham H. Parnassus (Career Day skit) Professor Zachary Adams (Science Room skit) Brian (Slow skit) The Del Taco guy (Del Taco Shoot skit)

requests are open now through sunday (5/22) evening.

submit all your SNL character requests to my Inbox, and don’t forget to read through my Request FAQ’s before sending anything in. thanks y’all :)

The Hunter Becomes the Feast

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by Blueyedgurl

Rey is a monster hunter. WIth the help of her AI Matt she studies the monsters in her lab before returning them to the wild. However, Matt cares for more than just the monsters and he hopes that with a little encouragement he can cure everyone's loneliness.

Words: 1486, Chapters: 1/6, Language: English

Series: Part 41 of Monster fic

Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Rape/Non-Con

Categories: F/M

Characters: Rey (Star Wars), Ben Solo | Kylo Ren, Matt the Radar Technician, Randy the Intern (Undercover Boss: Starkiller Base)

Relationships: Rey/Ben Solo | Kylo Ren, Matt the Radar Technician/Kylo Ren/Rey/Ben Solo, Randy the Intern (Undercover Boss: Starkiller Base)/Rey (Star Wars), Kylo Ren/Rey, Kylo Ren/Rey/Ben Solo/Matt the Radar Technician/Randy the Intern (Undercover Boss: Starkiller Base)

Additional Tags: monster hunting, Hunter Rey, Monster Trash Quadruplets but they aren’t related, Sentient Frussy Randy, Robot Matt, Minotaur Ben, Dragon Snake Kylo, non con, dub con, Sex Pollen, Monsterfucking, Child Abandonment, Captive/Captor, Explicit Sexual Content

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Twelfth Night on Starkiller Base

Fandoms: Star Wars, Episode VII: The Force Awakens, Emo Kylo Ren Twitter, Saturday Night Live Sketches Rated: T Warnings: No archive warnings apply. Word count: 2,412 - Relationship: Hux/Kylo Ren (Kylux) Characters: Kylo Ren, General Hux, Captain Phasma, Matt the Radar Technician - When Kylo Ren went on Undercover Boss, he was unprepared for the revelations he would face….

A crackfic romp of hidden identity.

This fic was posted in 2016. I'm sharing it now because I want my Tumblr to have a nicely organized link to each of my fics. Some I've shared with such inconsistent tags I can't find the links myself, and many I've never blogged about at all!

saturday night live - star wars undercover boss: starkiller base where are they now

Twilight

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by dfsdiucsfndmsfnmsdnmfdnfjr (Tofubshdbddbbdbd)

yes

Words: 249, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Ancient History RPF, Literally Hitler (Short Film 2019), Pope vs. Hitler (TV 2016), Hitler: The Rise of Evil (TV 2003), Kimi to Boku | You and I, 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, Original Work, Pocket Monsters SPECIAL | Pokemon Adventures, The Marvels (Marvel Comics), 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS, Miley Cyrus (Musician), ドナルド温泉物語 | Donald Onsen Monogatari (Manga), Miraculous Ladybug, Love Live! School Idol Festival (Video Game), Five Nights at Freddy's, Undertale (Video Game), John Wick (Movies), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Hazbin Hotel (Web Series), Sword Art Online (Anime & Manga), Japanese Actor RPF, Men's Hockey RPF, American Idol RPF, League of Legends, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Kuroshitsuji | Black Butler, Steven Universe (Cartoon), Adventure Time, Digimon - All Media Types, InuYasha - A Feudal Fairy Tale, 会長はメイド様! | Kaichou wa Maid-sama! | Maid Sama!, Kamisama Hajimemashita | Kamisama Kiss, 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game), El Hoyo | The Platform (2019), 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 転生したらスライムだった件 - 伏瀬 | Tensei Shitara Slime Datta Ken | That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime - Fuse, Have I Got News For You RPF, Kim Kardashian: Hollywood, Kanye West (Musician), Weekend Update (SNL), Undercover Boss: Starkiller Base - SNL Sketch, Logan Family Series - Mildred D. Taylor, Paul Blart: Mall Cop (Movies), Taylor Swift (Musician), Katy Perry (Musician), Justin Bieber (Musician), Spanish Actor RPF, Barbie as The Princess and the Pauper (2004), Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight Series - All Media Types, Animal Farm - George Orwell

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Yes

Relationships: Yes - Relationship

Additional Tags: yes - Freeform

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Plans for tomorrow (today) include: finally build my razor crest lego (at least I think thats what the set is i got it like 2 years ago lol), watch probably rotj maybe another if I have time, make my special dinner, watch undercover boss: starkiller base edition

This means something to me now

Exactly.