im learning every day

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matt would 100% ask someone if they would still love him if he was a worm

alootus. the story of a 𝐟𝐢𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐞, 𝐬𝐚𝐝, 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐮𝐥 woman, penned by milla. ♡

sometimes being a part of a family means a silly goofy blonde man forcing his old man uncle carrots to dance with him — @tapalslegacy

mafia!matt doesn’t have any tattoos , but sometimes he will put on those fake ones that can be removed with rubbing alcohol

𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐏𝐈𝐍 : : 𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐋 𝐅𝐄𝐃 𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐈𝐋𝐒 𝐁𝐄𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐍 𝐅𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐄𝐃 𝐒𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐒. verse affiliated with: @techniiciian @tapalslegacy

nowadays, anakin skywalker can be found at his new york restaurant, azure angel. here, amidst the clinking of glasses and the murmurs of the elite, anakin presents himself as a simple businessman with a passion for cars and hell-bent on spreading the taste of his late mother’s cooking. but beneath this façade lies a man known by a different moniker—VADER: the widowed mechanic turned automotive tycoon, restaurateur, UNDERWORLD KINGPIN, ARMS TRAFFICKER, CONTRABAND DEALER, EXTORTIONIST, and COLD-BLOODED MURDERER.

welcome, new followers, to the silly goofy matt the radar technician blog of nonsense: a dopey rp blog with 100 mouse droids equipped with tasers.

let’s goooooooooooo !!

matt is very food motivated ( i’ve said this so many times ) that being said there is NO FOOD that matt will go crazy for more than HAN’S FOOD .

the stew han makes ? matt is there in the kitchen watching , waiting , excited , eager to devour it while it’s still piping hot .

when han cooks corellian tradition sweets and treats ? matt is sampling and testing and sneaking bites . he has to be forcibly removed and barred from the kitchen at times .

while matt isn’t a chef by any means all the foods he knows how to make are ones han has taught him how to make .

safe to say if han is in the kitchen then matt is in the kitchen too . — @stillsolo

matt , with a gun in his gym shorts and a smoothie in his hand :

a random cop : what do you got there son ?

matt : a smoothie

— taken from a convo on disco w/ @stillsolo

matt casually does hand stands when he’s bored

matt's a simp when he's in love . sorry not sorry .

— @techieniician said : boops from techie

a lopsided grin spread across his face. eyes crinkling in delight as he captures techie's hand in his own. ❝is it uh, my turn to boop you now?❞

catch matt at 3am drinking blue milk from the carton .

matthew “i’m a lover not a fighter , but will body you violently and unforgiving into a vending machine if you disrespect my loved ones” solo

matt vc : hotaru when i catch u hotaru , hotaru when i catch you — @knghtlock

@knghtlock — *SCREECHES*