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Year 1 - Episode 3 : Station Management
Notes in messy order:
Warning ! long post !
oh back with the lights in the skyhead in hands Oh poeple dont know how to read in nightvale ? but what about all th poster talked about earlier ? To be fair, i can't imagine the kids learning much in this town. Plus it makes sense then why there is a radio station, the people can't read
LMAO FILLED WITH MILK wow, honestly so true
???? NIGHT VALE STADIUM ? how big is this town ? november 10 ? oh my god of course EWWWW UNDER THE SLIDE ? 'openely steal baby and let him do it for some reason" ToT no wonder no one can read.
sounds like a shitter HR. SOUNDS LIKE UNHUMAN HR ? UR ? cecil are you goign to be ok ?????
what is robins egg color ToT "Sunday: void" cool
Nightvale is our home and it rains dead animal <o/ RED FLAG RUN ????? what is up with the trash can
"Books have stopped working" scientist <33333333 ok i'm about to be real honest, this sounds like a dictator ship. Don't read books ? i know this is very litteral, like yes the books will kill you, but i can't help but to draw paralleles to dictatorships :( see ? books shouldnt be kept ect…
"The sporting good store is a front for the world government" dude how could i have been so blind. it was so obvious "extensive research has been done" litterally one guy saying it look sus OK NEVERMIND THERE ARE HELICOPTERS. Black ones too, i dont remember which color is which with the helicopters. CHAD THE INTERN NO !!!!!!!! BRO THIS WAS SO HEARTLESS ???? lmao so like your son's dead hope you cope well.
Larry, relatable. oh the sky again. OOOOooohhh joyce :D oh cecil :( he is so stressed out. AWWW CECIL Q-Q i hope you will feel better
CARLOS <3333333333333333 :0 NOT HIS HAIR carlos the local celeb <3333333333333333 dude, let's cancel him. fuck telly the barber. ok cecil, you need to calm down. Seems like you're gonna murder him. IS CECIL IS YANDERE ?????? i'm getting missed messages from you bestie
Traffic review <o/ wow so informative
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO yo wait, shut down your life ? UMMMMM THE HUMAN RESOURCES DONT SOUND LIKE UM VERY HUMAN ? station management, please dont shut down this show ToT pleaaaaaase don't shut down their life please
Ok how is big rico's pizza fucked up. peope are being forced to eat there. i'm starting to piece why all the pizza places have burned down
IS CECIL DEAD ????? CECIL ARE YOU OK ??????????
Can't understand shit about the song, but this is by far the nicest one out of the ones i listened to
one of the comments on youtube "He's spent more time bemoaning Carlos' hair then he did talking about Chad the intern dying" TRUE
CECIL ARE YOU OK ???? CECIL I WROTE A LETTER OH FUCK I'M SORRY I DIDNT MEAN TO NOT JERRY !!!!!!!! OH GOD WHY DOES THIS CONTESTS EXIST ???? CECIL NOOOO CECIL COME BACK, GOT DAMN IT …. ……. hope you make it safely out goodnight, cecil :'(
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diazpoems · 3 years
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Me watching Riverdale, Episode 3:
SHUT UP ALICE
Also I’m late but can you shut the fuck up sheriff whatever-the-fuck
YES FINALLY COME FORWARD WITH IT ARCHIE PLEASE, THANK YOU SO MUCH
never fucking mind.
Really. Vegas. What the fuck. She deserves prison.
Oh Veronica’s date is cute
Ooh I like Jug’s sweater
Betty’s “I hope you’ll come write for the gold and blue :D” is cute
Betty and Jughead’s friendship 🥺
Y’all that is a public space-
SHUT UP TEACHER LADY. YOU DESERVE TO BE EXPOSED
Don’t protect her Archie
Oh god I hate mean girls, like get a life please I’m begging
VICTORIA SAYS NO TO SLUT SHAMING
ummmmm Victoria not that he doesn’t deserve it but you aren’t really holding up your nice girl persona thing
Betty covering her eyes lmao
FUCK YOU CHUCK
is that his name??
Jughead’s very pretty. Like dark hair and light skin and grey-blue eyes is a very attractive combination
I think I stan Josie
“I’m grounded” what she’s thinking: the hell you are, which you aren’t
I sorta like V’s mom, idk, I need to get more of a feel for her. She’s pretty engaging with her daughter
Oh hey the Sierra Burgess actress
SHUT THE FUCK UP CHERYL THIS SHIT IS TRAUMATIZING
Boys will be boys is the oldest fucking excuse in the book and I will not tolerate it.
YES VERONICA RAISE UP YOUR SISTERS
Forget everything else, the biggest indication that Jughead is not straight whether aroace or if that’s confined to the comics gay or bi or whatever is that this bitch cannot sit right
Hmm the discussion with Josie and The Pussycats is nice. It’s not letting Archie off the hook. “No, you don’t get it.” And him conceding that she’s right
Oh uh she’s got long legs
I’m sorry Cheryl but you can’t let your brother off the hook for this hun
Come on Cheryl please
Yes I am unironically falling for Cheryl Blossom, yes I recognize that I have issues
DAMN HER VOICE
awww Archie looks super happy when he’s writing with them :)
Fuck Betty’s mom all my homies hate Betty’s mom
Her mom seriously gives me gaslighting, emotionally abusive vibes.
Let him do it Archie’s dad
Love Archie calling out his dad’s weird masculinity bullshit that allows football to be prioritized
Oh uhhhh
I’m gay
Why wouldn’t I be surprised if Betty’s mom sent hate mail to the mayor
OOOOH DAMN SHE FUCKED HER UP
oh she’s brushing her hair behind her ears 🥺 how fucking quaint
Hiding in secluded spots while people watching—A very gay sport, Archie and Jug.
I hate to agree with the teacher but he does have talent. Stop it, Mr. Andrews. Let your kid live. It is not your job to ensure a life career for him. It’s hard to imagine him failing, but stop. Just stop
I hate alpha bitch moms who aren’t direct. If you’re going to be a bitch, be direct, otherwise you’re just a spineless coward. I’d respect you more if you were upfront with your fuckery.
Oh damn oh damn Betty’s kinda really sorta making me gay
Like the heel while she pushes him down and like um I hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me
Betty dial it back, I know it’s horrible, I do, but stop before you do something you regret
Oh hey, Archie’s dad is coming around
NOOOOOO SHUT UP DO NOT LIKE MS GRUNDY
bye bye chuck
That’s it Cheryl. You’re on the right track
No, no, Archie, no. Please please please.
Ohhh he saw her car. It’s all coming together.
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Get to know me
Languages I can SpeakTagged by: @snowyshadow thanks so much!! ily and i’m so sorry this took so long
Rule: Answer 30 Q’s and tag 20 blogs to know better
Nicknames: Tuesberry, and Roo
Gender: Female
Zodiac: Sagittarius
Hight: about 5′5 (close to 165 cm)
Age: 13
Time: 3:32 PM
Favorite Groups/Solo Artists: He is We, Lauren Aquilina, (there are more but I can’t think of any specific ones at the moment)
Song stuck in my head: Don’t You Cry For Me by Cobi
Last movie I saw: Beverly Hills Cop
Last thing I googled: Cotard’s Delusion 
Other Blogs: the-secret-of-the-stars (its pretty much abandoned oh well)
Do I get asks: sometimes after reblogging an ask game but i loVE THEM SO MUCH AJDFJSADFJS
Why I chose this username: it wasn’t taken and i reaaaaaly like It
Following: 1,089
Average amount of sleep: about 4-5 hours in the summer, and a bit more in the school year
Lucky numbers: 7 and 13
What am I wearing: Coral color shorts with cacti on them and a super old comfy pajama t-shirt...yay
Dream Job: artist
Dream Trip: I want to go to Ireland. I really wanna go to Ireland
Favorite Food: ummmmm probably chocolate
Play any instruments: not really. I used to play the saxophone
Play any sports: im a gymnast
Hair and eye color: Brown hair Brown eyes. i hate it
Languages I can Speak: English and a few words in spanish
Random Fact: I have an extra bone in each foot, but if you look you can’t tell that something’s different.
Describe yourself as aesthetic things: baggy comfy sweatshirts with warm tea, sitting inside listening to thunderstorms, dimly lit rooms to read in, fuzzy socks on a cold floor, staying up way to late thinking, watching  summer sunsets, sleeping in late on weekends, ignoring alarms on schooldays, messy buns while painting, summer nights stargazing, the first snow of winter (thats a lot oh well LMAO)
I tag (not 20 people, that’s for damn sure): @missingstanleyuris @lesqueebee @fannypackattack @reddie-is-my-life @strandedstray @iposttoomuch @paranoidpersephone @join-the-losers-club @lov-erboy @toziere
(also sorry if I tagged you and you don’t do this type of thing)
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akashxt · 7 years
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Rules: Answer these 92 statements and tag people
Tagged by @leo-nardo-di-taekwoon Tagging:
@sfrina @bitter-limun @a-jazzmine93
THE LAST: 1. Drink: mineral water 2. Phone call: my mother 3. Text message: “(insert cursing words here)” 4. Song you listened to: VIXX - Love Letter 5. Time you cried: it has been quite a long time since I did. I forgot when...
HAVE YOU: 6. Dated someone twice: no lol 7. Kissed someone and regretted it: wow I’m not into kissing so no 8. Been cheated on: no 9. Lost someone special: sometimes i lost my best friend when we’re at the mall lmao 10. Been depressed: at least thrice a day 11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: oh whoa whoa that’s no no boy
LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS: 12-14: i don’t have any particular color as favorite, I love all colors as long as they make great match and harmony.
IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU: 15. Made new friends: indeed 16. Fallen out of love: sorry i don’t get the meaning of this so... 17. Laughed until you cried: almost 18. Found out someone was talking about you: ummmmm no??? i guess 19. Met someone who changed you: probably but i don’t even know someone who changed me though.... 20. Found out who your friends are: ....maybe??? 21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: that’s a big no
GENERAL: 22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: about 50:50 perhaps??? 23. Do you have any pets: no but i’d love to adopt bunnies or hamsters or guinea pigs. 24. Do you want to change your name: no? but sometimes yes lol 25. What did you do for your last Birthday: eating with my fam???? no kidding but eating together is a rare stuff in my house so 26. What time did you wake up: 5.35 am 27. What were you doing at midnight last night: scrolling tumblr, waiting in case there’s another lr updates lmao you know rovix doesn’t stick up to the schedule 28. Name something you can’t wait for: tomorrow so i can buy my favorite food at my school’s canteen? 29. When was the last time you saw your mom: i don’t know, i didn’t count..... most likely 15 minutes ago? 30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: my birthplace 31. What are you listening right now: some good music 32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: nope 33. Something that is getting on your nerves: my country’s education system 34. Most visited Website: LINE, Tumblr, Youtube
LOST QUESTIONS. I JUST PUT IN RANDOM INFO ABOUT ME 35. Mole/s: i have some on my upper chest, ring finger, and thigh. My mother said there’s one in my butt but i haven’t see it myself. 36. Mark/s: well, i have some 37. Childhood dream: to be a vet 38. Hair color: black 39. Long or short hair: long 40. Do you have a crush on someone: no 41. What do you like about yourself: i don’t know, maybe the way i keep secrets nicely? 42. Piercings: i don’t have any but i think they look cool and i’d like to have one 43. Bloodtype: O+ 44. Nickname: seira, sei 45. Relationship status: single and not planning to get into any relationship yet 46. Zodiac: Gemini 47. Pronouns: she/her 48. Favorite TV Show: tbh i don’t watch TV often lmao 49. Tattoos: i don’t have any 50. Right or left hand: right 51. Surgery: i had toenail surgery once, does that count lol 52. Hair dyed in different color: haven’t tried any  53. Sport: any sports but marathon and sprint 55. Vacation: haven’t had any vacation this year....it’s kinda sad 56. Pair of trainers: ??? MORE GENERAL: 57. Eating: meat, meat, noodle and some eggs 58. Drinking: milk 59. I’m about to: give up on life 61. Waiting for: rain. i love rain 62. Want: pasta or some meat 63. Get married: uhm well i haven’t thought of that 64. Career: i’m still at school but i’d like to be a book editor/translator WHICH IS BETTER 65. Hugs or kisses: hugs 66. Lips or eyes: eyes 67. Shorter or taller: taller 68. Older or younger: older 70. Nice arms or nice stomach: nice stomach 71. Sensitive or loud: sensitive 72. Hook up or relationship: i don’t know, probably relationship 73. Troublemaker or hesitant: troublemaker HAVE YOU EVER: 74. Kissed a stranger: no 75. Drank hard liquor: noo 76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: YES. it was my best and favorite glasses that i lost when i was changing clothes at a public swimming pool that time but then i survived without any glasses up until now lol 77. Turned someone down: maybe yes? 78. Sex in the first date: wow that’s a big no 79. Broken someone’s heart: of course i have 80. Had your heart broken: um i don’t clearly remember? but i think yes 81. Been arrested: no 82. Cried when someone died: no 83. Fallen for a friend: twice lol DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 84. Yourself: only at certain situations 85. Miracles: yes 86. Love at first sight: um no 87. Santa Claus: no 88. Kiss in the first date: no. i’ve always wished a fluffy first date 89. Angels: yes OTHER: 90. Current best friends name: guess it 91. Eye color: dark brown to black 92. Favorite movie: koe no katachi lol
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SUPER LONG TAGGING THING
Yeah I’m just gonna... put this under a read more because wtf this is long :’D thanks @goddessasteria for tagging me though^^ @quiiiznak you go do this, not sure if my other friends would be up to answering so many things...
BASICS:
a. NAME: Katrin or short - Kat
b. AGE (and birthday!): 17th March, I’m 19
c. SEXUALITY: ace, biromantic
d. GENDER: female
e. COUNTRY: Germany
f. FAVORITE AESTHETIC: idk this is hard D: the sky, probably? the ocean? space??
g. TRIGGERS/MENTAL ILLNESSES: depression but I’m on meds and therapy so hopefully it’ll be gone again within the year^^' 
THE LAST:
1. DRINK: water
2. PHONE CALL: my sister
3. TEXT MESSAGE: “???????????? ????????” to my sister as well :P
4. SONG YOU LISTENED TO: Courtesy Call by Thousand Foot Krutch
5. THE TIME YOU CRIED: last week I think??
HAVE YOU:
6. DATED SOMEONE TWICE: no
7. KISSED SOMEONE AND REGRETTED IT: no
8. BEEN CHEATED ON: no
9. LOST SOMEONE SPECIAL: no
10. BEEN DEPRESSED: .......................................................
11. GOTTEN DRUNK AND THROWN UP: no
TOP 3 FAVORITE COLORS
12. yellow!!!
13. green
14. violet
IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU:
15. MADE NEW FRIENDS: yes
16. FALLEN OUT OF LOVE: no
17. LAUGHED UNTIL YOU CRIED: maybe??
18. FOUND OUT SOMEONE WAS TALKING ABOUT YOU: online, yeah :’D
19. MET SOMEONE WHO CHANGED YOU: no
20. FOUND OUT WHO YOUR FRIENDS ARE:  no
21. KISSED SOMEONE ON YOUR FACEBOOK LIST: SNDBHGVSJ LMAO NO
GENERAL
22. HOW MANY OF YOUR FACEBOOK FRIENDS DO YOU KNOW IN REAL LIFE: most if not all of them :’D
23. DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS: fish??
24. DO YOU WANT TO CHANGE YOUR NAME: nah, mine is fine^^
25. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOU LAST BIRTHDAY: absolutely nothing. my family made me cake and gave me some presents but I wasn’t really in the best place :’)  
26. WHAT TIME DID YOU WAKE UP TODAY: 9am
27. WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT MIDNIGHT LAST NIGHT: sleeping
28. NAME SOMETHING YOU CAN’T WAIT FOR: VOLTRON SEASON 3
29. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR MOM: Sunday^^
30. WHAT IS ONE THING YOU WISH YOU COULD CHANGE IN YOUR LIFE: just one?! not being depressed anymore, I guess :I
31. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW: nothing
32. HAVE YOU EVER TALKED TO A PERSON NAMED TOM: lmao no
33. SOMETHING THAT IS GETTING ON YOUR NERVES: when someone talks down to me/looks down on me >.>
LOST QUESTIONS
34. MOLE(S): some
35. MARK(S): multiple small scars
36. CHILDHOOD DREAM: honestly.... I don’t know anymore :( I always dreamed of living in one of the fantasy books I was reading but before that? No idea.
37. HAIR COLOR: brown
38. LONG OR SHORT HAIR: long
39. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON SOMEONE: nope
40. WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF: my kindness. I get really happy when people tell me that I seem like a nice person :D
41. PIERCINGS: earrings
42. BLOODTYPE: A (I think negative but I’m not sure)
43. NICKNAME(S): online Kat, irl nothing really^^' 
44. RELATIONSHIP STATUS: single
45. ZODIAC: pisces
46. PRONOUNS: she/her
47. FAVORITE TV SHOW: Voltron
48. TATTOOS: nope
49. RIGHT OR LEFT HAND: right
50. SURGERY: yeah... my nose or my ears, I’m not sure anymore, I was like 4 years old^^'
51. HAIR DYED A DIFFERENT COLOR: nope
52. SPORT: Basketball!!!! I haven’t played it in 2 years though and I honestly miss it a lot :(
53. VACATION: Croatia
54. PAIR OF TRAINERS: ummmmm idk sorry I don’t really pay attention to my shoes :’D they are black though??
MORE GENERAL
55. EATING: nothing right now
56. DRINKING: nothing either
57. I’M ABOUT TO: answer number 58 >.>
58. WAITING FOR: VOLTRON SEASON 3 
59. WANT: V O L T R O N  S E A S O N  3
60. GET MARRIED: one day, yeah^^
61. CAREER: scientist or engineer!!
CHOOSE:
62. HUGS OR KISSES: BOTH FUCK YOU
63. LIPS OR EYES: eyes
64. SHORTER OR TALLER: also both
65. OLDER OR YOUNGER: this is a weird question. I get along really well with little children and people younger than me but if this question is about a possible partner I’d probably have to say older/my age
66. NICE ARMS OR NICE STOMACH: nice arms, i guess
67. SENSITIVE OR LOUD: sensitive
68. HOOK UP OR RELATIONSHIP: relationship
69. TROUBLEMAKER OR HESITANT: I’m hesitant but for friends/partners I wouldn’t mind either
HAVE YOUR EVER:
70. KISSED A STRANGER: no
71. DRANK HARD LIQUOR: yeah. didn’t like it though^^'
72. LOST GLASSES/CONTACT LENSES: I constantly seem to loose my glasses but I always find them again, so no :P
73. TURNED SOMEONE DOWN: not officially
74. SEX ON THE FIRST DATE: no
75. BROKEN SOMEONE’S HEART: ............not on purpose. not sure if i did...
76. HAD YOUR HEART BROKEN: no
77. BEEN ARRESTED: no
78. CRIED WHEN SOMEONE DIED: no
79. FALLEN FOR A FRIEND: not sure? if i have then i was like 7 years old :’D
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
80. YOURSELF: nah son
81. MIRACLES: yes
82. LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT: no
83. SANTA CLAUS: no
84. KISS ON THE FIRST DATE: depends on the date
85. ANGELS: no
86. CURRENT BEST FRIENDS NAME(S): rude, I don’t put any of my friends above the others :P
OTHER
87. EYECOLOR: brown
88. FAVORITE MOVIE: bruh idk i haven’t seen a movie in ages...
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NSFW 1-91 sorry
1:When did you lose your virginity?-182: Rough sex or soft sex?-Rough3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?-Not unusual 4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?Park bench5: Favourite sex position?-Any one involving Faith pretty much6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?-Dominant7: Have you ever had any one night stands?-Nope8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?-All please9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?-Yes lmao10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?-Almost11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?-Maroon and lacey12: How often do you have sex?-When we're together, just about every day 😂13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?-My gf14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?-Both15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?-It was like the middle of the day and things were getting hot and heavy with Faith and my friends knocked on the door and knew we were in there so we had to find all of our clothes and shit and it was just awkward16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?-Bad Intentions17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?-Ride18: Are you into dressing up for sex?-Not opposed19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?-Shower20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?-Faith21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?-No22: Do you/would you use sex toys?-Yes23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?-Absolutely 😂24: Would you have sex with your best friend?-Well I currently do on a regular so 25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)-usually eat or just chill26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?-when she just randomly shows me her boobs honestly 27: Early morning sex or late night sex?-Why not both? 28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?-It's not a body part but when guys have good hair, that's pretty swell 29: Favourite body part on the same sex?-I'm usually an ass girl but Faith has just great everything so 30: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:-Yikes 😅😂 my friends already know about it so it's not hidden 😂31: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:-Never had any really out of the ordinary sex tbh32: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]-Yes33: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:-If you're trying to get pregnant 34: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:-Ummm idk 😂35: Worst possible time to get horny:-When your gf is 2,000 miles away36: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans?-ABSOLUTELY 😍37: How much fapping is too much fapping:-When it hurts? 😂38: Best sexual complement you ever got:-"You're so good" and "you taste so good"39: Favorite foreplay activities:-all of them 40: What do you wear to bed?-Usually a sports bra and boxers or one of Faiths shirts 41: When was the first time you masturbated:-Ummmmm idk honestly 42: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?-i usually delete them after I've sent them 😂43: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?-I have but I don't remember when the last time was44: Have/would you ever have sex in public?-I have 45: Have/would you ever had a threesome?-Nope46: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?-Never used random objects lmao47: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?-Lesbian porn is so extra honestly. Like I feel like it's always so weirdly aggressive and loud 48: Do you like oral sex? (why/why not)-YES49: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?-OMG YES I LOVE IT 50: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?-It wouldn't bother me, I'd feel honored I guess51: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?-Idk stuff that's too sticky? I've never used food yet so idk 😂52: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?-Pornstar53: Do you watch porn?-If it pops up on my dash 😂54: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?-Nope 55: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”?-No I feel weird about it 😂56: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair?-I have a hair phobia so I wouldn't go down but like a couple days without shaving doesn't bother me 57: If you could give yourself head, would you?-No58: Booty or Boobs?-Both 59: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)-I have not 60: If you were the other sex for a day, what are five things you would do?-Masturbate, Fuck, get a really good job, buy a really nice suit for no reason and wear it everywhere, and idk what else 61: have you ever watched someone masturbate?-Yessss62: has anyone ever watched you masturbate?-Mhmmm63. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed?-Oh all the time 64. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitorial, prostate)-clitoral65. What is your bra/penis size?-idk honestly 😂 it's been a minute since I've paid any attention 66. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus?-A finger is as weird as it gets, sorry 67. When was the last time you masturbated?-2 days ago68. When was the last time you had sex?-February69. When was the last time you watched porn?-This morning on my dash70. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do?-I have not bought one and idk which one when I do 71. Guys:Circumsized?-Yes72. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched?-My shoulders and neck 73. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched?-All of them 74. Girls:Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation?-No75. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr?-Nah fam 76. When was the last time you have had a wet dream?-I don't remember 77. Which wet dream was your favorite?-I don't know 78. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with?-Nah79. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with?-Who wouldn't 80. Favorite sexual position? -Usually involves her underneath me 81. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed?-No82. Are you into any BDSM?-Lil bit83. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldnt for any reason? Why?-Hasn't everyone?84. Do you like dirty talk?-Yeahhhh85. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation?-Quiet cuz I've mostly had sex/masturbated in a dorm sooooo86. Have you ever been inturrepted during sex or masturbation? Who/what?-Yes by my friends 🙃87. What kind of porn do you like to watch?-I don't have a preference88. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them?-Yeah. I tell Faith I get erections for her all the time 89. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn’t there when you needed them?-Yes lmao 90. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them?-I have not91. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial?-Nope never have
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yourhopeyourangeeel · 7 years
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92 truths taggg
Rules: Write 92 truths about yourself then tag 25 people
Thank you once again to @sopeonthestreets for tagging meeee ( ´ ∀ ` )ノ
LAST…
[1] drink: water!
[2] phone call: my grandmaaa
[3] text message: my dadd
[4] song you listened to: Monster by Kanyeyeye
[5] time you cried: like 2 days ago? Music man
HAVE YOU EVER…
[6] dated someone twice: nah fuck that
[7] been cheated on: mmm yup
[8] kissed someone and regretted it: YES
[9] lost someone special: mhm
[10] been depressed: severely, yes
[11] gotten drunk and thrown up: yis
LIST 3 FAVOURITE COLORS:
[12] pear green
[13] Papaya whip 
[14] Linen (look them up if you’re interested) 
IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU…
[15] made new friends: yes, some ^^
[16] fallen out of love: nah, i don’t have time for romance. 
[17] laughed until you cried: This is me always.
[18] found out someone was talking about you: my mother lol
[19] met someone who changed you: kinda? not really?
[20] found out who your true friends are: mmm in a way yes
[21] kissed someone on your facebook list: EHM, yes..
[22] how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: a lot of them with some strays
[23] do you have any pets: yup yup, have one cat who i love but he’s a little shit
[24] do you want to change your name: Nah i think my name is pretty unique!
[25] what did you do for your last birthday: ummmmm i think i chilled with some friends and then went to a bar or something? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
[26] what time did you wake up: first at 7 am, fell back asleep then woke up at 9am, again 12pm and then finally woke up at 1pm. Welcome to my fucked sleep
[27] what were you doing at midnight last night: Talking to @mozzakarp lmfao, creating some art shit, listening to music.
[28] name something you cannot wait for: going back to Korea (*´▽`*)
[29] when was the last time you saw your mother: Last night
[30] what is one thing you wish you could change about your life: changing everything that seems too routine. like i need new shit in my life.... [31] what are you listening to right now: ImmortalHD playlist in the background
[32] have you ever talked to a person named tom: nope i know no toms
[33] something that is getting on your nerves: 사생팬 (saesangs) fans who don’t know anything about personal space. etc,
[34] most visited website: Tumblr/Twitch/Youtube
[35] elementary: lmao yes?
[36] high school: 2013 grad WADDUP
[37] college: still in this shithole
[38] hair color: dirty blond/brown, hoping to get some pastel shit going in my hair. maybe i’ll match my hair color to someones  ( ・ิ ͜ʖ ・ิ)
[39] long or short hair: LONNNNG
[40] do you have a crush on someone: yeah but he’s only seen me like 20 times in his lifetime. maybe [41] what do you like about yourself: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-
[42] piercings: ears, one is stretched (tiny one tho), bottom left side of my lip and one under my tongue. but i already has there so does this even count..
[43]blood type: AB REPRESENT 
[44] nickname: N/A [45] relationship status: single pringle and only ready for one man to mingle with  ( ಠ ͜ʖ ಠ) (*yelling in the distance* “JHOOOOOPE”)
[46] zodiac sign: Arieeeesss
[47] pronouns: She/her ....(????? why is this a question)
[48] fav tv show: HANNIBAL ...wait, no.. PENNY DREADFUL....wait-
[49] tattoos: they nice when they’re done perfectly. still looking for a skilled artist for mine.
[50] right or left hand: LEFT
FIRST…
[51] surgery: no surgeries here ..yet
[52] piercing: ear; stretched, left side lip, under tongue
[53] best friend: You know who you is
[54] sport: Pilates, Dance, did Judo before, Track in school.
[55] vacation: Daegu, South Korea (WASSUP GRANDMA....she lives in Gangnam now tho...)
[56] pair of trainers: huh...
RIGHT NOW...
[57] eating: nuffin
[58] drinking: water
[59] i’m about to: be a memester [60] listening to: still Aleks playing in the bg [61] waiting for: my dreams to come true
[62] want: HA..lots of things/people/places
[63] get married: nahhhh, not even close
[64] career: L O L
[65] hugs or kisses: i love myself a really good hug ❤
[66] lips or eyes: Eyes forever❤
[67] shorter or taller: definitely taller
[68] older or younger: older (take your  누나 shiz elsewhere)
[70] nice arms or nice stomach: why can’t this be a different set of choices
[71] sensitive or loud: both? can they not be both??
[72] hook up or relationship: hook ups are stupid, relationships
[73] troublemaker or hesitant: both???????? BoTH??? ...wait troublemaker as in douche? or just a cheeky mischievous baby? if douche no thanks
HAVE YOU EVER…
[74] kissed a stranger? yes...
[75] drank hard liquor? yes....
[76] lost glasses/contact lenses? nah
[77] turned someone down: YeS
[78] sex on first date? nopenopenope
[79] broken someone’s heart? sigh...yes
[80] had your own heart broken? yuup
[81] been arrested? nahhh 
[82] cried when someone died? definitely
[83] fallen for a friend? no thanks
DO YOU BELIEVE IN…
[84] yourself? sometimes....maybe.....ehhhh
[85] miracles? lol haven’t seen any yet
[86] love at first sight? I’m a dreamer but idk about that. If it’s your things hey, go for it.
[87] Santa Claus? I DIDNT REALIZE I WAS 5
[88] kiss on the first date? depends, is everything going good?
[89] angels? hmmm  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
OTHER…
[90] current best friend’s name: Skiiiip
[91] eye color: Brown? but they always get lighter in the summer sooo idk
[92] favorite movie: wow it’s finally over
tagging @mozzakarp (i wanna see you suffer what i just suffered) @btskookiefangirl @alexthespook @legit-pabo-4-lyfe and whoever else literally not going thru all of you to tag lmao i’m sorry i still love you. remember ya don’t have to do this!
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sad-memequeen · 7 years
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questions tag meme!
Thank you @gayou!!! Hope you’re having an amazing day :D
Rules: answer all the questions, add one question of your own and tag as many people as there are questions.
1.      Coke or pepsi: Coke!!!
2.      Disney or dreamworks: Ummm. This is mean.
3.      Coffee or tea: Both!
4.      Books or Movies: Books
5.      Windows or Mac: Windows
6.      DC or Marvel: Marvel
7.      Xbox or Playstation: Playstation
8.      Dragon age or mass effect: Dragon age (not played either lol)
9.      Night owl or early riser: I am unfortunately both; late to bed and early to rise leaves a pal tired and confused with bad eyes lmao
10.   Cards or chess: Neither.
11.   Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate :D
12.   Vans or converse: Converse
13.   Lavallan, Trevlyan, Cadash, or Adaar: I don’t follow?
14.   Fluff or angst: Fluff omg but also angst; make me cry pls
15.   Beach or forest: Beach
16.   Dogs or cats: Cats
17.   Clear skies or rain: Rain
18.   Cooking or eating out: I LOVE Cooking 
19.   Spicy food or mild food: SPICY
20.   Halloseen/Samhain or Solstice/Yule/Christmas: Christmas
21.   Would you rather forever be a little too cold or a little too hot: Cold becuz im always so damn hot
22.   If you could have a superpower, what would it be: Mindreading! Or invisibility
23.   Animation or live action: Animation
24.   Paragon or renegade: Buddy what???
25.   Baths or showers: Baths
26.   Team Cap or Team Ironman: Honestly they both suck and rock so ehh
27.   Fantasy or sci-fi: Sci-fi... just 
28.   Do you have three or four favorite quotes, if so what are they: They’ve literally all just left my mind: Sorry!!
29.   Youtube or Netflix: Youtube cuz Netflix sucks here
30.   Harry Potter or Percy Jackson: Neither
31.   When you feel accomplished: ???
32.   Star Wars or Star Trek:  ster wers
33.   Paperback books or hardback books: HArdback
34.   Horror or rom-com: Horror books, romcom movies sometimes
35.   To live in a world without literature or music: I’d sooner die
36.   Pastel colors or dark colors: Why not both haha
37.   Tv shows or movies: Movies
38.   City or countryside: City
39.   If any other zodiac sign could describe you, what would it be:   Buddy, I hardly know myself
40.   If you could only listen to one album for the rest of your life what would it be: Anything Studio Ghibli
41.   Cinema or theatre: cinema is more accessible but i live for theatre
42.   If you could be any fictional character’s best friend, who’d you be: ummmmm, idk... maybe Yuri katsuki or the 11th doctor
43.   Smiling or smirking: smiling 
44.   Do you collect anything: I don’t collect things, just hoard, WaiT, I kinda collect plushies and books and plants hehe
45: What is something you always forget exists until you see it and are surprised? Literally everything; my brain has no knowledge of permanence
46: The arts or sports? arts
47: starry night or the scream? Starry night
48: Any hobbies? Sewing, reading, writing and art
This was so fun! Thank you so much :D
i tag: @chuuchuuyaa @chairman-kapow @rileyhooligan
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knamjoonswhore · 7 years
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waited til i finished my chem revision so i could settle down n answer these lol, also sorry idk how to line break when answering an ask so,,,,, just scroll past quickly if u don't care 
2. what would you name your future kids?
well for a start i literally hate interacting w children so i don't even think i’d ever WANT them atm but i do like the names jane and george
3. do you miss anyone?
i miss my sister! she’s at uni but she's coming up north for my birthday in a week and a bit!
4. what are you looking forward to?
holiday to where i used to live in spain in the summer!! and receiving my mystery bday present from @marcvscicero bc the only hint i have is “beans” and the confusion is killing me xo
5. is there anyone who can always make you smile?
umMmMm i mean i’m stubborn so if i’m sad the concept of Smiling does not exist to me soz
8. have you ever cried because you were so annoyed?
a lot lol this is actually something i rlly hate that i do but when i get frustrated i just get overwhelmed, RIP me
10. are you good at hiding your feelings?
NOPE i’m an open book, like if I'm annoyed ur gonna KNOW I'm annoyed and if I'm happy then you’ll sure know when I'm all up in ur face about everything that is good in my life
12. what is something you want right now?
marzipan
20. what is your favourite song at the moment?
Kyouran Hey Kids!! by The Oral Cigarettes 
would recommend
23. fear(s)
spiders but its not an INTENSE fear just,, damn man their spindly legs creep me the fk out
30. favourite tv show(s)
atm Haikyuu but overall probs The OC
32. are your friends mainly girls or guys?
a pretty even split actually when i think about it!! they’re 2 separate groups tho lit one boys and one girls
37. favourite actor/actress
i,,, dont rlly have favourites now i think about it IM SORRY
39. favourite sport(s)
lmao i mean i definitely know the most about volleyball but alas i have never played it, so idk probs hockey, it was the only one i was rlly good at
49. where i want to be right now
hmmmmmm in the middle of nowhere looking up at the stars
53. 5 things that make me happy
ppl laughing at my lame jokes, getting genuine compliments from people who matter to me, revising rlly hard for a test and getting a good result, a long chill cheese from burger king and the smell of vintage/second-hand stores
56. favourite food(s)
literally how do i choose, i love marzipan and chicken paella and shortbread and chocolate fingers and fajitas and i could go on all day lol
57. favourite animal(s)
dogs holy shit !!! what did we do to deserve dogs !! fave breeds r shiba inus, german shepherds and corgis xxxx
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