Becoming a Family With Him, Part 3 // Shuichi, Hikaru, Rhion, Luke, Eisuke
so this came out, as further celebration for the anni. VERY GOOD, much more appreciated than the prior story set lol that one was kind of boring but i get it
they made the kids for all the... kid-less ones, and the eisuke one that used to be VIP-exclusive is now here for everyone to buy (rip those ppl who gacha for it)
my rambling behind the cut (spoilers!!)
shuichi // as ud expect, shuichi has a literal hime ass looking girl (kikyo) for a daughter. she’s only 6, but is pretty calm and ladylike. She even calls her parents with –sama so... ok
luckily shuichi does not strip down all the way in the presence of her daughter and only takes off his suit coat. thanks dad
anyway since shuichi has a break coming up, he wants to have a family trip how nice. but then the dang girl wants to go over to see eisuke WHAT
when soryu exists and lives a block away? unrelatable, im closing the app
anyway eisuke is her first love, which wtf he’s like 20 yrs older than u. even worse, mc says she’s been in love since she was like 3.
shuichi is reconsidering the benefits of democracy in his mind but eventually relents. but then they’re still following the fucc-days rule they set years ago. well, as he says in the story, RULES ARE RULES
blah blah i don’t want to go over everything bc then it’ll be boring reading the story when it comes out in engl right? also im tired bc it’s 1 am and i just want to play toontown in bed but nothing really bad happens. they are a v cute family bc shuichi is a pleasant and mature dad. kikyo and mc even do a little surprise for him at the end and it is very sweet. i feel like out of all the families, this is the most ideal
mad hatter // so they have twin sons named Rui and Kai. Rui is the childlike one that resembles Rhion in personality, Kai is the more mature one that resembles Al. man i forget that boy’s name but u get me
i know they only can use stock bgs but it’s killing me that these dang kids get to sleep in what looks like separate king sized beds.
even though rhion is now a father of two, he still acts like... 10. i mean he still horni but it makes me feel weird
later it’s revealed that Ota teaches them both as an art tutor bc they both showed an interest in art. this is cute bc ota is bad with kids in this universe LOL
the ending on this one was weird cuz the kids didn’t show up in the entirety of the last ep bc it was about WORK. so uh... interesting
hikaru // so their son is named akari. haha get it because it means light. like how hikaru also means light. can mc name her kids unrelated to their father or is that against the Geneva convention
this kid actually acts like an actual little boy. like what hikaru would’ve probably turned into if not for the whole sad backstory. the story starts with akari just bringing a dog randomly home one day. he actually saved the dog (it is very cute bc he did not want the dog to cry), and then after a talk they decide to keep the dog as long as akari knows the responsibility of taking care of an animal.
so next day, the bidders come over to their house and everyone’s like woaw a dog. lol they come into their house as guests and eisuke and mamo still demand for beverages, they all suck
akari names the dog... “Light” (Raito) and i want out of this nightmare. Naturally bc Light is an abandoned dog it’s still kind of bad with interacting with things. But then Light suddenly be giving the ( ╹ਊ╹) to soryu bc remember, animals love him. everyone clowns on soryu for being an unintentional dog whisperer and then akari is like “soryu san pls make me ur apprentice” and he gives some advice like approaching it slowly, and talking to it from the front instead of back.
blah blah there’s a situation where Light goes YEET after a Doberman gets all angry and then hides bc then another dog is scaring it. hikaru swoops in to the save the day as the Real Dog Whisperer. ok it’s cute when hikaru actually gets to look cool for once LOL
luke // luke is cute on the bc “pre-story” scene he’s actually pretty open to the idea of having kids; he actually goes “well imo we should think abt it pretty soon, but i wanted to hear ur opinion on it”
but then he gets horni. and then he’s like “our kids are going to have your collarbones. awesomeee im looking forward to that” ....ok
ok cut to the actual story and they’re in Japan. Luke’s kid looks... strange versus the others. why are his eyes so big? omg voltage his eyes arent going to be saucers just cuz he half white
also the kid’s name is Yuri (Or Urey). They couldn’t think of any other Brit-styled names? Like Harry? Henry? William? Wilfred? hey stan be my princess btw
he’s pretty cute, though he gives serious “timid kid that gets bullied in the children’s movie” vibes. He calls Luke “daddy” and mc “mammy/mommy”.
so luke talks about his relationship w/ soryu and eisuke and then yuri is like “i want friends like that” wow cute but also find less ethically-complicated friends
so luke lets yuri meet a young patient of his (haru) so they can be friends. they get along so it’s good. haru gets in critical condition later so luke zooms outta there to do the operation.
LOL but at the end yuri is like, “i want to make more friends. (...)
can i go to the bidder’s room from now on?” this boy works fast
And then he’s like “Eisuke-san... please be my friend.” HIS POWER. even eisuke was like :O
so then eisuke orders a whole bunch of food and books up to the penthouse. But then yuri’s like “...i like eisuke’s eyes” and everyone’s like oh man that’s gonna be his fetish
Baba: why have u started to have an interest in eyes
Yuri: I read it from one of daddy’s medical books
Hikaru: wtf u can read that at 4???
(...)
Soryu: wat
Yuri: um... i want soryu to be my friend too
Yuri: bc soryu’s eyes are also powerfully cool...
eisuke // ok this gets an extended ramble bc the more annoying the story the longer i must complain
so you might be thinking, “oh so this is gonna be a flashback in some in media res styled story with your 2 kids, u know in the style of the others” and well, no
you just go straight to white screen into the flashback, back when eito was smaller and thus a little more cute. well it’s not really false advertising bc they did say “reminisce” in the description. but i wanted to see eito be a good big brother for a moment! or... less good? man i wanted to see kaito go waaaah like a baby idk i wanted to see him exist
so back to the story they cut to small eito. even as a smaller punk he does fight with his dad a little, just w/ a more narrow vocabulary to work with. tho at this point he’s still pretty sweet so clearly eisuke clowning him day and night was a negative effect on his development. (doesn’t treat his child like a child) (child grows up to a punk that doesn’t respect him) (surprised pikachu)
being the son of a billionaire means that this child has to go study at a very young age and listen to MOZART. no child of eisuke ichinomiya will be listening to degenerate bops like lee taemin’s criminal
next day they all go to the very fancy school that eito will be attending. eisuke does a speech, but then eito is all like “why is papa over there all the time” in reference to how all the other parents in attendance are having fun with their children, but eisuke is busy talking to other people for business and connections etc. etc. mc kind of has a hard time trying to explain it to eito bc... it’s honestly poor parenting...
eiji shows up after arriving late, and he’s like “gramps is gonna be with ya today! instead of papa” which is cute but then she’s like psst thanks for coming and im like oh... so grandpa just didn’t randomly come to the open house for fun he’s just gonna be surrogate dad while real dad is busy... aw...
and then at the end eito’s like FUC THIS KINDERGARTEN. eisuke is like “(smh) don’t yell in public. (despite everything) you are still the eldest son of the Ichinomiya family”
and so afterwards it’s clear that eito does not want anything to do with this school. he just sits in the classroom until mc is there to pick him up instead of playing in the courtyard or w/e, wanting nothing to do with the other kids.
so later there’s a hiking trip for the students and both of their parents, and mc asks eisuke if he’ll be available for it. eisuke is like, “i have a business trip that day, so I’ll have to adjust my schedule” and he’s been very busy in the opening of a new business or w/e. mc tells him to not do so much for something like that and that it’s ok if she goes alone with eito on the trip.
it’s the day of the trip, and mc goes alone with eito. she notes that a lot of dads did indeed come along for the trip. she apologizes to eito and says that she did talk to eisuke about the trip before, but he’s simply busy for this day. and im like... but girl, you were the one who told him not to change his schedule for the trip. yes a trip may seem less important than business ventures, but don’t make it sound like you weren’t the one who stopped him. lol. idk why im pressed abt this single line of dialogue bc later she does realize she fucced up there
well eito is just like w/e about it and has pretty much accepted that sort of thing
anyway eito goes missing later and one of the kids said that he told eito that his dad (eisuke) didn’t come bc his dad thinks that his work is more important than his son. so eito got mad and ran off somewhere
and then mc finally gets the lightbulb moment that eito... wants to see his dad!! he ran off to go try to see him somehow??? !! wow so sweet
it’s raining like a mf but then in her search for eito eisuke randomly pops out of nowhere. He’s like “ho i did not remember saying that i wasn’t coming” and she’s like “im sorrryyy” and both me and him are like “just find the dang kid”
ok yea they find eito, he starts being a good student, and u start to see where he starts being antagonistic towards his dad LOL etc. etc. lol this story annoyed me so i don’t feel like doing the rest of the play by play orz
anyway thanks for reading my garbage LOL
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Disaster disaster chatfic (v3 HPA AU)
I… I made a chatfic tie-in of my HPA AU. It’s to make up for the lack of exposure of the other v3 kids in the comics ;w; also, chat fics are fun (and easier) to write (since my strength is with dialogue– I’m not really good at writing descriptions that’s why i just draw them lol)
The groupchat was created around 2 weeks after the start of classes.
04/21/18 07:19PM
Akamatsu Kaede added Saihara Shuichi, Yonaga Angie, Chabashira Tenko, Harukawa Maki and 11 others to the chat.
Ouma Kokichi: WHOMSTVE???
Iruma Miu: WHAT IS UP FUCKERSSS
Harukawa Maki: for what is this, akamatsu?
Akamatsu Kaede: Hi guys!! I just thought that a group chat would be a great way to even get to know each other.
Ouma Kokichi: we live in a dorm together, we all go to class together… what MORE do you want piano baka
Amami Rantaro: she just needs an excuse to talk to a someone
Yonaga Angie: oooh Angie wonders who that might be~~
Akamatsu Kaede: Amami-kun, shut
Akamatsu Kaede: Okay, maybe a groupchat is redundant but
Akamatsu Kaede: the upperclassmen have one per class and it sounds fun??
Harukawa Maki: they're just going to use this to send each other memes
Ouma Kokichi: spot on assassin-chan!! you know us so well already, how sweet
Harukawa Maki: die
Momota Kaito: harumaki we talked about this
Harukawa Maki: but this is Ouma we’re talking about
Momota Kaito: fair enough
Ouma Kokichi: OI
Akamatsu Kaede: Okay, I don’t mind you guys using this to fool around but please don’t text during class!!
Iruma Miu: booooring,,, didnt think ud be a stick in the mud bakamatsu
Ouma Kokichi: yea ikr
Ouma Kokichi: lets fix that
Ouma Kokichi removed Akamatsu Kaede from the chat
Iruma Miu: LOL
Amami Rantaro: what a power move
Saihara Shuichi: Please don’t be mean to Kaede-san, she’s doing her best
Saihara Shuichi added Akamatsu Kaede to the chat
Shirogane Tsumugi: Saihara-kun used lesser revival potion! Akamatsu-san’s back with 25% HP
Akamatsu Kaede: this was a mistake, making this groupchat and being resurrected
Gokuhara Gonta: Hello everyone! Gonta just went online and is happy to see that we have a groupchat! Gonta wants to be better friends with everyone!
Akamatsu Kaede: Actually! I regret nothing now.
Saihara Shuichi: Hi Gonta-kun
Harukawa Maki: finally this groupchat seems bearable
Shirogane Tsumugi: Gonta-kun is best boy!
Gokuhara Gonta: Thank you Shirogane-san!
Ouma Kokichi: k this is getting boring so lemme spice it up a bit
Ouma Kokichi changed Ouma Kokichi to Lord Panta
Amami Rantaro: first sign of the apocalypse
Lord Panta changed Amami Rantaro to imma meme
imma meme: no complaints here
imma meme: its pretty bland actually,,
Lord Panta: is that a challenge
imma meme: if you're going to make an avocado reference then don't bother
Lord Panta: damn
Lord Panta: i'll think of something better but for now youre a meme lord
Lord Panta changed Harukawa Maki to stabs ppl
Lord Panta changed Momota Kaito to stab me Maki
stabs ppl: fuck you Ouma
stab me Maki: u lil shit
Lord Panta: boi im bein a wingman here
Shirogane Tsumugi: Let their romantic development happen naturally!!
stab me Maki: yeah what she said
Lord Panta: whatever boring ppl
stab me Maki changed stabs ppl to Maki Roll
stab me Maki changed stab me Maki to starlord
Lord Panta: rly wanted to strangle starlord in Infinity War ykno
Maki Roll: I still dislike this name but its kind of Ok
starlord: :D
Chabashira Tenko: I go online and this is what welcomes me
Chabashira Tenko: a degenerate harassing a beautiful girl
starlord: i wasnt harassing harumaki!!!!
Lord Panta: tone down the gay there chabs u already have yumeno-chan
Yumeno Himiko: ….....nyeh
Chabashira Tenko: gtfo shota
Chabashira Tenko: And dont call me chabs
Lord Panta changed Yumeno Himiko to Jingle Jangle
Jingle Jangle: …......thanks..... i hate it
Shirogane Tsumugi: do you still watch that hot mess of a series
Lord Panta: nah stopped watching ages ago, thats the last time im taking series recommendations from Angie-chan
Yonaga Angie: Pardon my french but Atua says you're a b i t c h (ಠ_ಠ)
Shirogane Tsumugi: how much of the audience do you think would get that reference then
starlord: shirogane wat
Jingle Jangle changed Chabashira Tenko to chaotic lesbean
Jingle Jangle changed Jingle Jangle to Do You Believe In Magic
chaotic lesbean: Tenko loves it!! thank you yumeno-chan <3
Do You Believe In Magic: np.............
Lord Panta: wow is it me or is the atmosphere here getting gay
Lord Panta: hey hey akamatsu-chan did you intend for this to be a breeding ground for couples
Akamatsu Kaede: No???
Saihara Shuichi: Don't mind him, he's just bitter he doesn't have anyone to be gay with
Akamatsu Kaede: hasahshhaha OMG
imma meme: asdndals;dskbdbjk
Lord Panta: SAIHARA-CHAN HOW DARE U
Yonaga Angie: Even Atua did not see that coming!
starlord: hahahahaha thats my sidekick!!
Iruma Miu: HAH GET REKT LIL ABORTION
Maki Roll: nice
Lord Panta: i'll have you know i have ranty!!
Lord Panta: right babe? ;)
imma meme: went offline
Lord Panta: >:C
Lord Panta: hmph back to name changing then
Lord Panta changed Akamatsu Kaede to dumb blonde
Lord Panta changed Iruma Miu to dumb blonde slut
dumb blonde slut: h-huh
dumb blonde: OUMA-KUN
Saihara Shuichi changed dumb blonde to Treblemaker
Saihara Shuichi: I gotchu
Treblemaker: Thanks Shuichi-kun!
dumb blonde slut: hey what about me
Yonaga Angie changed Yonaga Angie to bitch I am the WAY
bitch I am the WAY: (◔◡◔✿)
Shinguji Korekiyo: Well this has been an interesting conversation so far.
dumb blonde slut: whoop the stalker's here
Shinguji Korekiyo: I've always been here, from the very beginning. Just... Watching.
chaotic lesbean: Tenko is filing a restraining order tomorrow
bitch I am the WAY: Also!! Angie thinks your nickname suits you Miu!~ Atua does, too~~
dumb blonde slut: eeeeehhhh
Treblemaker changed Saihara Shuichi to The Only Hope For Me Is You
The Only Hope For Me Is You: eeeeyy thanks Kaede-san!
Lord Panta: geez we get it, you're both so gay for each other
dumb blonde slut: someone's salty
Treblemaker: What no
Treblemaker: I am gay tho
Lord Panta: OwO)???
chaotic lesbean: GLORIOUS NEWS!!!!!!!
Maki Roll: isn't @The Only Hope For Me Is You an MCR song?
The Only Hope For Me Is You: Harukawa-san gets it
imma meme: “Still in their Emo Phase” Solidarity!!
Maki Roll: not another word from you Amami
Do You Believe In Magic changed Shinguji Korekiyo to Kork
Kork: …
Kork: I suppose this will suffice.
Kork: It's not as tasteless as Iruma-san's nickname.
dumb blonde slut: EEEHHHHHHH
bitch I am the WAY: she is truly screaming
Maki Roll: it's bordering on a moan actually
Idabashi Keebo: I hear an unsettling distress call... what seems to be the problem?
starlord: theres no problem keebs just ignore it
Gokuhara Gonta: Hello Keebo!
Idabashi Keebo: Greetings, Gonta-kun.
Shirogane Tsumugi: This is so Pure™
Lord Panta: Do you ship it
Shirogane Tsumugi: stop
Shirogane Tsumugi changed Shirogane Tsumugi to [anime reference]
Lord Panta: ehhh boring!!
Lord Panta changed Idabashi Keebo to Do Robots Have Dicks
Lord Panta changed [anime reference] to Nani the FUCK
Nani the FUCK: kdajkdjdsl; OUMA
imma meme changed Nani the FUCK to Weeaboo Mastermind
Weeaboo Mastermind: Rantaro-kun you baka we're Japanese
imma meme: ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
Do You Believe in Magic changed Weeaboo Mastermind to ShirogaNYEH
imma meme: HAHAHAHAHA ACCEPTABLE
chaotic lesbean: that's wonderful yumeno-chan!
ShirogaNYEH: this will do for now I guess ;w;
Do Robots Have Dicks: I do not like this name :(
Lord Panta: its a valid question keeboy
starlord: why do i hear sobbing from the next room
Treblemaker: Look what you've done Ouma-kun
chaotic lesbean: do you want Tenko to break his legs
Treblemaker: Uh, no need Chabashira-san!
Treblemaker changed Do Robots Have Dicks to Robot Rights Activist
Robot Rights Activist: Thank you Akamatsu-san!
Robot Rights Activist: I am sorry for crying
ShirogaNYEH: constant mood
Robot Rights Activist: But next time I won't be tolerant of such discrimination against my robotic creations!
Lord Panta: whatevs
Tojo Kirumi: A pleasant evening to everyone. I just got back from grocery shopping and re-stocked the pantry. If any of you require my assistance, you may reach out to me through this group chat.
The Only Hope For Me Is You: Welcome back Tojo-san
Lord Panta: MOM!!! did you get me something from mcdonalds??
Tojo Kirumi: I told you, we have food here.
Treblemaker: She did buy a single black coffee from Mcdo though
Kork: Well then
chaotic lesbean: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
starlord: SHE JUST MEME'D IRL
imma meme: MOM KNOWS HOW TO MEME AKJSAJJDSK
Lord Panta: uuuuuuuuuuu eeven mmom is bullyinnng mmmme :'((((
Lord Panta: i hhaaaate thiisss faaaamilyyy uuuwaaaaaaaaa
Maki Roll: then leave
Lord Panta: wow no need to be a cunt, harumaki
starlord: oy im the only one who can call her that!!
Maki Roll: only Momota can call me that
Lord Panta: cunt or harumaki???
Maki Roll removed Lord Panta from the chat
starlord: NICE
ShirogaNYEH: I SHIP IT
Maki Roll: do you want to die shirogane
ShirogaNYEH: I'M SORRY BLS DONT KILL ME
Kork: Good riddance.
Do You Believe In Magic changed Tojo Kirumi to Mother Knows Best
Mother Knows Best: I suppose I will just have to contend with this nickname as most of you do act like children.
Imma meme: dont worry tojo-san, akamatsu-san will be there with you every step of the way :3
imma meme: OH SHIT SHES BREAKING INTO MY ROkjdjksfbjksdkladladhrwt4eqio
chaotic lesbean: he's good as dead im sure
The Only Hope For Me is You: Uh where's Hoshi-kun? He hasn't said anything yet, I'm worried...
Gokuhara Gonta: Oh! No need to worry Saihara-kun! Hoshi-kun is with Gonta out the garden, he didn't bring his phone that's why he is silent here!
Gokuhara Gonta: We are catching some fireflies!
The Only Hope For Me Is You: That is so pure oh my gosh
starlord: its not manly but there are legit real tears in my eyes
chaotic lesbean: you must be protected at all costs!!! the only non-degenerate male here
The Only Hope For Me Is You added Lord Panta to the chat
chaotic lesbean: WHY
Lord Panta: IM BACK BITCHES I KNOW YALL MISS ME
starlord: this betrayal... whyd u do it sai
The Only Hope For Me Is You: I'm sorry, I'm not... strong enough
starlord: and this will make you strong??
Lord Panta: he means hes not strong enough to resist my charms *finger guns*
starlord: sure jan
The Only Hope For Me Is You: He's right
Lord Panta: wait rly??????
bitch I am the WAY: Atua did not see this coming too!
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nickname guide
Lord Panta: Ouma
The Only Hope For Me Is You: Saihara
Treblemaker: Akamatsu
bitch I am the WAY: Yonaga
starlord: momota
shirogaNYEH: shirogane
Mother Knows Best: tojo
imma meme: amami
Maki Roll: harukawa
Do You Believe In Magic: yumeno
chaotic lesbean: chabashira
Kork: shinguji
Robot Rights Activist: idabashi
dumb blonde slut: iruma
N/A yet: gokuhara & hoshi
NDRV3 HPA AU Character Design Masterlist here
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will probs post this on AO3 too idk lol
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