I've been waiting for this since... well, always.

Too much lust from the fandom for crusty men like gortash, not nearly enough lust for sexy evil half-orc lady disciple z’rell

hannibal and jack’s worsties dynamic in s3 might be my second fave in the show after hannigram of course… they’re so funny i love how jack is so viscerally disgusted by the true hannibal how cute

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Fists of Khonshu, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the Cult of Harrow, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top fighter in the entire Marvel Cinematic Universe and 616. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the multiverse and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the powers of the Ancient Egyptian god Khonshu and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

oh em geeeeee marc "babygirl" spector is in my inbox hiiiiiiiiiii

I love to wake up on Wednesday mornings and read about what happened to my little gay vampires like it’s the morning newspaper

patrick you're so crazy for this

completely forgot that a person who follows me is, in fact, one of my fave writers in the Peacemaker fandom. lmao. what.

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Gabriel Luna on the set of THE LAST OF US

have some really random Sihtric I just happen to like but couldn't be bothered to put into a decent set. as a treat.

pb cannot write this and not expect me to fall in love with this man

haha anyways

i will deny the giggle i've just let out forever

source: x

Feelin real normal about this (lie)