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cathedraldecay · 1 year
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“it feels surreal - to me i never in a million trillion years thought i would ever get to do this at the scale that we’re doing it. once, let alone twice.”
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sootsz · 10 months
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the fact that leonarda is still alive is either a miracle or a sign that comedic plot armor is stronger than anything these stressed parents can craft
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like-red-lads · 1 year
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Thinking about elf Klein and Bella and
how they were both born in the figure of some else
how they were used to taking order without questions
And the world would wonder why they choose to stay to a cold, heartless master. "thankless to your unconditional companionship" they would say
But they were wrong of course
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they were wrong.
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ev · 27 days
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every single character in my book is gay and trans and thats why i know it will never get officially published but i refuse to change any of them
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curiousserpent · 1 month
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Is this the single best malevolent episode up to date?!
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mariomoved · 5 months
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bowser hates him. loathes him. it's only natural that he continuously lands on the koopa king's spaces.
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❝ He-a REALLY needs ta move on with his-a life. ❞
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plumberrypudding · 8 months
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here’s a poll i’ve been meaning to do for ages and am pretty sure i never actually made:
‘lace’ here means tying your shoelaces, which was too long to bother typing out that many times. if you don’t wear laced shoes this also includes securing velcro, fastening buckles, etc.
feel free to elaborate in the tags, i am genuinely curious
and i’m sorry for all the repetition, it really was the most concise way to word this
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mountain-lion-gremlin · 7 months
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Downloaded the app just so say this.
Girls are hot.
For some reason all of my 'friendships' become borderline flirtatious. (Holding hands and dating kind of shit)
Guys I think I like women.
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bugtransport · 6 months
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s/o to all those posts that are like "i survived a homoerotic friendship!" but that literally happened to sterling archer
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abimee · 9 months
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i really do need to get around to writing something cataloguing ruyan and ryder's timeline. nothing is really different theres just stuff i always wanna talk about. like when ryder got shot in ishgard
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glassamphibians · 4 months
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I CHUGGED TEA AND MY HICCUPS DISAPPEARED YAYYYYYYY TEA YOU NEVER FAIL ME EXCEPT FOR WHEN YOU GAVE ME HICCUPS IN THE FIRST PLACE
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gorillaxyz · 4 days
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GARDIELD JUST? PET MY HEAD?
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johnsilvers · 1 year
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have i cried about black sails today?
yes 100%
no 0%
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Pro tips for if you get a bloody nose:
You should get a tissue/toilet paper/kitchen paper, and hold your nose closed. There's a hard ridge there, and you should try to hold it under the ridge.
Angling your head backwards can be used to avoid leaking blood on the floor, but makes blood drip into your throat/mouth.
If it doesn't go away, make whatever your holding to your nose wet with cold water.
Try to find something calm to do, it get exceedingly boring otherwise, and if you get frustrated, it can take longer to go away.
If you've got a surface which you don't want to make gross with bloody tissues, but it's also the only place you can adequately place the tissues, use one tissue as a buffer. This one can also be used to throw the others away easily.
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sleep-y-bones · 1 year
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HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
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theinheriteddutchess · 5 months
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Buffy - Empty Places - alternate ending
Why is this everything I want though??
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