ALERT:

IT IS NOW

TUVOK TITTY TUESDAY

you know the post that’s talking about how worf belongs in a different genre, like a period piece romance or something? well tuvok is meant to be the straight man comedic foil in an early 2000s sitcom

Watching Voyager

seven & tuvok, when not engaging in their mutual affinity for silence, discuss matters incomprehensible to most. you just would not get it

🌟SPARKLE ON ITS WEDNESDAY (tuvok edition!)🌟

Me, going through my files "What the hell is a 'Saddle Punch'?? Why can't I just name files in ways that make sense?"

*opens file*

oh...

actually i like voyager so far

Tuvok going through kolinahr and growing the beautiful locs ever. He puts gold cuffs on them and keeps growing them even after he's completed kolinahr.

funniest fucking thing tuvok ever did was catch Tom and b’ellana making out in front of the warp core and let them think he was going to tell janeway on them and then not say a single word. best fucking revenge on your annoying ass coworkers. you just know he was in his quarters later doing the Vulcan equivalent of kicking his feet and giggling. got their asses.

I think Vulcans should nuzzle their faces together when they like each other but it's like, not something you do in front of other people. That's something to do in private or if you're a little kid. Babies don't really know how to do this properly and are prone to just headbutting their parents/siblings instinctually. They want to 'get closer' to what they feel telepathically emanating from the people around them. This nuzzling is a form of telepathic communication but it's very unskilled (a baby can and will do it) and you only get broad feelings/thoughts from it. But that's alright bc typically the only feeling/thought you're hoping to get from or communicate with such an action is 'I like you'.