There r some really handsome dykes out there in thee world. Thank god I am alive to see them

Local LHB (long haired butch) Thunderstorm Euphoria

LHB (long haired butch) who only feels hansum (handsome) at the dumbest times (alone in a fast food place)

Butches my dudes can we start dressing like 80s dudes . . I wanna give off the vibe of Sleepaway Camp jocks. Also George Michael . . Bill and Ted . . The Lost Boys . . Do y’all see my vision

Myyyy fat butch Halloween costume is this butch teddy bear :3 we can’t all be handsome werewolves

If there are any perpetually cold butches or femmes out there who love fat butches for the love of god let us achieve thermoregulation fuckin temperature homeostasis lesbian mutualism bc I am dying of heat. I’m like a fucking radiator. It’s 52° I’m naked and have a fan on highest setting Pointed At me and I swear you could toast something against my epidermis easily.

Local Butch annoyed abt taking piercings out for MRI but enthused about my ‘butch fatale’ shirt more on this later

Ppl that don’t like Pearl Jam can suck me good n hard thru my jortz you don’t like hearing a small guy sing intensely about love and change and loss and life while going ham hog bonkers vis a vis not enunciating so u don’t even know how poignant the song is until later??? Huh!! Huh!!! Weeeakkk weak weak weak dude.

Local LHB very excited for Pre-Valentine’s get together, edit: reporting hours later from these pics being taken, multiple adoring gays tugged on my harness in appreciation

LHB in the butch 4 hire tank

Genuinely needed to doodle this as fast as possible and I’m so happy with it (inspired by hat I got on Etsy shop SpaceDogLaika)

my hair has been so fluffy lately

So a while back I was driving and some bastard was tailgating me when there was So Much space to get around me if it was That Serious (and I was back in MD for a visit) so I (calmest, most patient guy ever dontworryaboutit) was like “Buddy why don’t we GO BACK to ariZONA so I can get my STRAP if you want to RIDE my DICK LIKE thisssss.” And my friend was like quiet and looked kinda nervous, so I was like “y’alright?” N he goes, in the most fuckin baby fawn voice of disbelief, “you have a gun?” And I had to Not crash the car while cackling at my friend thinking I 1. Would Own A Gun and 2. Genuinely threaten someone with said gun while being just kinda pissed in traffic

Heyyyyyyy I’m an autistic nonbinary butch lesbian, unemployed since 10/11 and had surgery 10/12. I’m applying to jobs but would really appreciate if anyone could spare a few bucks, literally anything would help as I’m applying to jobs trying to get anything that doesn’t involve constantly moving (I have chronic pain and a small limp as a result of severe arthritis from a very bad sports injury)

As of 11/6 I’ve applied to over 60 jobs with only 4 interview responses and 3/4 of the jobs I’m applying to I’m either way overqualified for or when the skills test is finished I achieve proficient every time. I’m not a slacker whose asking for money so I can do nothing, I’m asking because I need money to live as I try to get a job.

As of 11/6 I’m asking for 200

$25/200

Please reblog if unable to help otherwise, I appreciate literally anything

Anytime someone says “she’s mid” I should be called upon and Appear to beat the Christ outta them. Fuck your life watch your mouth.

Purposefully put my bed right by my window for Prime Sunlight Lounging