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I think the biggest evidence that some members of the hs fandom have no understanding of the alphas is seen especially with the characterisation of jake being the big lumbering adventurer when the whole gag is he is not that guy
he talks about being afraid of the monstsrs on his island, largely preferring to stay in his room to watch movies instead of facing them. he tells AR he's only interested really in adventures he knows he can win he doesn't care too much for challenges.
Adventures are all about the fun for him. He wants the magic and the exploring and the puzzles but not the conflicts. Hell, he's the most conflict avoidant person, he'll actively choose to go down the path of least resistance cause it's easier, and in his lil boy brain it'll make all parties happy.
you even see it when jake is kidnapped by crockertier! Jane when he finally breaks down crying about how he doesn't wanna do any of this anymore. the adventure stops being fun and starts getting too real and jake wants to pull out. he's just a lil guy, who isn't equipped to deal with some of the shit he's been but through, he's just a lil guy.
The whole point of hs is that they're all just kids who fall hopelessly into this caricature of themselves that they've created, this version of themselves they "want" to be or think they should be but they're really not that person deep down. the kids are often unreliable in their narration of themselves or certain aspects of their life. hell you see this in how brain ghost dirk is almost always much more seething in his remarks towards jake compared to anything the actual dirk has said (that we've seen).
And people read the way these kids describe themselves and believe them whole heartedly as though these kids aren't chronically in denile about themselves more often than not.
tldr:
hes not this big sexy Indian Jones, he's just a lil cutie pie that wants the movie magic style adventures
#jake english#homestuck#ttrickshot#its not his fault hes rizzed up#hes just drawn that way#jake hs#hes probably autistic too but thats my hc
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#my son#dirk strider#alpha dirk strider#homestuck#homestuck dirk#alpha kids#tt#ttrickshot#own art#digital art
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failed skill issue
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anyone have that post with the two gentle domestic kitties?
#homestuck#dirk strider#dirkjohn#johndirk#john egbert#dirk#john#homestuck fanart#shitpost#tt#ttrickshot
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theyre on a date
#dirkjohn#johndirk#john egbert#dirk strider#tt#ttrickshot#homestuck fanart#youre honour#theyre fruity
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DirkJohn is so good because its literally the character I kin (Dirk) and the character I love so deeply (John)
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yall read tweenage dream on AO3? yall should read tweenage dream on AO3
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I like to think John has a really stretchy face like Jim Carey.
ref:
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thats it. thats the ship.
alternatively:
#dirkjohn#johndirk#john#john egbert#dirk strider#homestuck#tt#ttrickshot#shitpost#are they gay?#no one will ever know#(yes they are)
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have a rose dump feat.gyaru Jade
#yall ever been 12 trying on your mothers clothes and makeup thinking youre hot shit but you look bad#rose lalonde#rose#jade harley#jade#rosejade#the beta girls#theyre so cute i love them#rose shops at hot topic#jade shops at claires#tt#ttrickshot
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he shoppin
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Dirk Lalonde casually making a Jake voodoo doll so he cast a love spell on him
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hes full of soup
Bonus dork under cut
#dirk strider#dirk#baby dirk strider#alpha dave#homestuck#homestuck fanart#hes so precious#we need more dork#tt#ttrickshot
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there's autism in his eyes
#homestuck#dirk strider#tt#ttrickshot#dirk#homestuck fanart#i love this funky weirdo#hes so lovely#he splish splashing
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my current obsession: Bro Strider who peaked in highschool and was set up to have a full ride but he had to quit his dreams and raise his weird end of times meteor baby.
#bro#beta bro strider#the love of my life#hes a child of the 80s who had his whole life ahead of him#but the world was gonna end and he had to raise this baby so threw all his plans away and set out to live vicariously through dave#if bros not gonna save the world he'll make damn sure dave does#even if it scars him#tt#ttrickshot#my lame art
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hes dissociating
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