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saltygilmores · 1 day

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Thoughts While Watching Gilmore Girls, 3x8, Let The Games Begin. Part 5 (Richard Gilmore Has A Slutty Past)

Heh, they did the thing where they say the title of the episode inside the episode again.

Goody. Our fearsome foursome is off to Yale. *drinks heavily* Emily won't allow Lorelai to bring a sealed thermos of coffee into the car. Frankly I hope Lorelai spills it on her lap and gets a mild scald. It would humble her. Ya know, It's never stated whether Lorelai has alcohol or coffee in the mug, just that Emily is adamant she can't drink liquids in a vehicle. Frankly, I would understand Lorelai's need to self medicate with booze at 9am before a road trip with her parents, but on the other hand, as I stated earlier. She also didn't have to come. She could be home playing Hide the Cocktail Sausage with Dean. We could skip to the part where Rory and Jess smooch at the gas station. Never fear. The next scene that follows, the calm before yet another storm, if you will, turned out to be a highly entertaining and enjoyable romp for me. Enter: Richard Gilmore The Man Whore.

After having already toured Harvard a year ago, Lorelai is still in awe over how many freaking geeks attend large universities. Richard: I spent a lot of time in the Yale art gallery. Emily: I'll say you did. Richard: What is that supposed to mean? Uh oh. Huh. Was this art gallery some kind of idk, hub of intellectual and artistic curiosity slash whorehouse where a young man could go to find sexually liberated artistic chicks for easy pickings? But like, in the 50's? What a concept.

Jess would kick his own ass if they called it that.

Richard GIlmore, you dog.

(you have to imagine Jess is feigning interest/ knowledge in the penis octopus portrait to a young lady or perhaps another bicurious young man and not his uncle) Emily: He was the master of the "Frown, step back, wrinkle, and sigh" Okay, my curiosity is piqued. You got me. Please explain?

Knowing Richard Gilmore was such a skankbag in college just like Jess is the gift I didn't know I needed today. Jess can do the frown, wrinkle and sigh during a poetry open mic night at the Truncheon, where he takes his latest conquest. Tuesday nights at 8pm. Light refreshments of coffee, potato chips, and chocolate chip cookies will be served.

Be proud of your skanky past, Richard. Your grandaughter's stepcousin sure was of his. RIchard: I'll have you know was happily involved in a very serious relationship when your mother decided she simply had to have me. We were engaged. She had met my parents, invitations were mailed out. Emily: You'll give these girls the wrong impression. Lorelai: That you were the Helena Bonham Carter of the society set? Emily: I did not steal your father, I simply gave him a choice. Richard: When you showed up at my frat party in that blue dress, I had no choice. I know who HBC is but that's another topical early 2000's reference that has escaped me. I guess she was a man stealer of some sort. I"m thinking it must have something to do with Jonny Depp. Anyway, I don't think you have to worry about modeling healthy relationships for Rory or Lorelai. Its too late, the horse has already escaped the barn there. Lorelai: I can't believe you were The Other Woman Emily:This is ridiculous. Lorelai: The other woman should be saying "this is ridiculous" Rory's inner monologue: I want to be just like Grandma when I grow up.

We learn Richard proposed to Emily at Yale next to a trash can, and it seems to be a tradition in the Gilmore family to get proposed to next to a trash can. And in Lorelai's case to reproduce with the trash can, continue to have sex with the trash can over the next two decades and eventually, to marry the trash can.

#gilmore girls #richard gilmore #emily gilmore #let the games begin #this was highly enjoyable #jess mariano #slutty jess #truncheon #open mic night #chips and cookies #trash can #denise rewatches gilmore girls #gilmore girls season 3 #ltgb #crusty business #Rory Gilmore #cedar bar redux #light refreshments

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pghgraffiti · 1 year

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#Pgh #Pittsburgh #graffiti #LGBTQ #trans pride #Sticker #Trash can

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eraserheadadult · 3 months

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another fantasy merch design scribble.. i think the version with the asterisk is funnier but idk if it reads

#woof #trash can #i also liked the colored lineart more but now i am not so sure...#doesnt matter cause it will never exist 😔

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ski-ip · 5 months

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borzoi stelle

pov: you're a trash can in honkai star rail

#honkai star rail #star rail #stelle #trailblazer #march 7th #trash can #borzoi #honkai star rail fanart #hsr fanart

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theyshapedlikefriends · 1 year

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Qualia - Trash Plushies

#plush #plushie #plushies #plushblr #plushcore #toycore #soft toy #stuffies #qualia #capsule toys #gachapon #trash can #trash bags #funny plushies #plush: object #plush: ???

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magicalshopping · 2 years

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♡ Strawberry Mini Trash Cans ♡

#strawberry #fruit #cute #kawaii #trash can #sticker #stationery #decor #desk decor #amazon #pastel #fashion blog #shopping blog #affiliate #affiliate links

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characterssaythedarnestthings · 3 months

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What you tell people:

I play Honkai Star Rail for the quality character designs, interesting story and awesome boss fights.

The real reason:

#honkai star rail #hsr #trailblazer #trash can #stelle #caelus #dan heng #himeko #march 7th #hsr kafka #welt yang #stellaron hunters

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reuska · 11 months

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Yes, even I have fallen for HSR. I don’t even feel guilty because it’s all Hoyo (that’s why I gave it a try in the first place) and I clearly have a type xD

#honkai star rail #hsr #dan heng #stelle #danstelle #trash can #MC x trash #danheng x stelle #danheng #reartity

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littlethingsmart · 2 years

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#ice bucket #trash can #frog items #frogcore #mcm

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kobandan · 6 months

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I sketched a posing with Emmet looking like he was skating, it gave me an idea of other poses where at the end, well, snowballed effect into a comic, so er, that's it.

#submas #emmet #ingo #trash can #roller skating #yeah always watch out when skating around just saying #also rip emmet's coat #pokemon

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gifs-of-puppets · 2 months

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Sesame Street (1969-Present)

#sesame street #oscar the grouch #maria #sonia manzano #trash #trash can #grouch #bully #muppet #muppets #jim henson #gif #muppet gif #muppets gif #sesame street gif #gifs of puppets

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transparentlandcheesecake · 9 months

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Rubberhose gang (founded by my friend)

in order(sorry for low quality image :(( ): Shadow, Marine, Blaze, Silver, E- 123 Omega, Vector, Eggman, Snively(on top of eggman's head), Rouge, Mighty, Ray, Bean, Knack, Bark, Espio, Charmy, Naugus (i think)