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kate-komics · 2 years

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What’s this? Yet another broody, dark haired, cocky man in desperate need of therapy? Well don’t mind if I do!!!!

I know folks mostly know me for Star Wars art but like… I can’t recommend ‘The Boys’ enough. Both for the satire on American consumer culture and the man angst. But fair warning, it’s… a lot.

#but mommy I can fix him!#billy butcher #the boys #the boys fanart #karl urban #kate komics #total dilf #comicart #fan art

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pikefied · 10 months

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Happy Father's Day to the best Captain Dad in Starfleet! We salute you, Sir! 🖖

#strange new worlds #star trek #star trek strange new worlds #snw #st snw #star trek snw #anson mount #captain christopher pike #christopher pike #captain pike #hottest captain in the fleet #best captain #captain dad #Total DILF

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illiana-mystery · 1 year

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😮😵

#bruh #like the biggest bruh ever #goddamn #look at this man #what a hottie #total dilf #sexy ass mf #i can't #i can't even #sir 🥵🥵🥵#hamish #requiem apache #my sweet alfredo #my heart #❤️❤️❤️❤️#alfred molina

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commandtrek · 1 year

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I'm just now finishing season 2 of Discovery, and I totally get all the calls for the SNW and Section 31 spin offs, but WHERE is the hype for a Sarek (and Amanda) spin off show????

#i could watch sarek be a bitch #and dramatically stride onto federation and vulcan ships #for hooooooours #total dilf #and i love his and amanda's relationship #disc

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go-see-a-starwar · 3 months

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Hayden x long black coats 🖤 2003 | 2005 | 2024

#from a boy to a man to a daddy #still spiraling over that last photo #modern AU of Vader doing a photoshoot with Coruscant’s equivalent of GQ #(it’s total empire propaganda but no one is immune)#hayden christensen #Dilf Vader #photoshoots #empire magazine

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aha-my-villainous-thoughts · 10 months

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My personal fave Hot Daddy Stede moment is when he's grumping across the beach away from the frat boy coconut war and he all grump and hot and 😠

#peak 🧎‍♀️#ofmd #stede bonnet is a dilf #totally normal for rhys darby tumblr association

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soaked-doors · 8 months

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I think one of the biggest things we missed out on in the movie adaptation was ballister and ambrosius’ 15 year long divorce. but not bc of character development losses but bc we lost out on ridiculous banter like this. they’re literally megamind and metroman

I loved their little spat at the institute bc you get like a crumb of gay pettiness from ballister. “well if it isn’t the golden boy” good lord. imagine how much more pungent it’d be had it festered for a decade and a half

Obviously the time skip being condensed to a few months makes way more sense but can you imagine how harrowing it would be to go straight from the arm chop to a title sequence with a “FIFTEEN YEARS LATER” tag below it

#nimona #concept art ballister was also older and grumpier we totally lost out on silver fox dilf ballister #who said that #but seriously bal functionally being dr doofenshmirtz is like. so funny. on every level #anyways #goldenheart #'biro speaks

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cillianistic · 2 months

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「 Cillian Murphy - Total Film magazine, 2010 」

#cillian murphy #cillian #cillian murphy photoshoot #lana del rey coded #cillian murphy 2010 #cillian murphy dilf #total film magazine

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vmalfoy · 4 months

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I log on. I sexualize that old man. I log off

#daddy af #jason isaacs #dont talk to me im manifesting #dilf hunting is my pro sport #im totally normal about this

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kate-komics · 2 years

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Hopper is my favorite Stranger Things character. No one is surprised.

#stranger things #hopper #chief hopper #jim hopper #total dilf #I’m a menace to society #I know okay #fan art #comic art #stranger things art

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cryptiduni · 4 months

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i love it when sad middle aged men are shaped like a wet sad puppy

#…queer divorced dilfs they should grab a drink & talk about their totally platonic heterosexual life partners (who are both sharpshooters)#like they are both efficient and deadly at what they do but they do falter in the beliefs for their respective organizations(?)#but they’ll continue doing it because that is all they’ve done and all they’ve known.#they are doing this endless task for themselves and good of the people and their dying world #idk i just wanted to make nonsense correlations between my two favorite games pftt #also these two are so hot and aforable omg you can’t unnerstand #disco elsyium #harrier du bois #darkest dungeon #reynauld #rey willingly left his wife yeah but they both miss their wife #and harrier can be objectively more pathetic and an ass but have you seen rey’s meltdown barks

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illiana-mystery · 1 year

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Had Dr. Nyeburn on the brain and remembered that I had some screenshots left on my old phone's SD card. The quality wasn't the best, so I put them through my new AI filter. Enjoy!

#he was so hot in this movie #like goddamn #total dilf #i was drooling like have of the time watching this #he's just that gorgeous #sexy ass mf #who gave him the right #jonas nyebern #hideaway #my sweet alfredo #my heart #❤️❤️❤️❤️#alfred molina

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frnkiebby · 2 days

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frank pls.~🎃

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opalsiren · 20 days

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gay people in my phone do we think harrison bennett was known as a local hottie around the town where h2o was set? sure we the audience know he is not a very nice man but he knows how to present himself well to the local community and also has money like. i can totally imagine miriam meeting him for the first time and begging zane to give him her number. then when she realises she can't date him she's like 'zane is a close second i guess i'll date him instead.' are we seeing the vision

#yeah dude is a total dick personality-wise but he is lowkey a dilf #i can also see zane loving that rikki hates his dad bc all the other women/girls in his acquaintance swoon at him #.txt #h2o just add water #h2o #harrison bennett

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go-see-a-starwar · 9 days

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