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lemxonsol · 2 years
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hes just so excited !! i miss them ig,,, anyways buy toritos guys
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froms8nsashes · 8 months
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Tortios
"We're bringing back Toritos!"
Taurtis burst through the front door with a wide grin on his face. Arms open wide and this glint in his eyes.
"Didn't we get sued for that?" Sam asked.
"They can't find us, we're in witness protection." Taurtis shrugged off the concern.
"No, they certainly will be able to find us. Especially if you start making them in our house." Grian looked up from his book.
"You know, maybe I could name them something else. "Tortitos? Gritos? Samoritos?"
"Don't use our names!" Sam and Grian snapped.
"I can't think of anything else!" Taurtis whined.
"What if we just sell Jerry Kats?" Ridley poked her head through the door. "People already really like Jerry Kats. Also, sorry Taurtis. I couldn't keep waiting."
"You're helping him?" Sam looked a bit offended.
"Of course she's helping me! She's my sister!"
"You've been saying that for everything." Grian sighed.
"Surprisingly, it works really well! He also said I'd get half of the profits."
"Half?! What if we wanted to help?" Sam gasped.
"Well... You can still help! I just don't want to pay you."
"What?!"
"What if I split my fifty percent in half?"
"That's fine, I don't care what you do with your money." Taurtis smiled. "Anyway, I'm gonna go make some prototypes in the basement! Bye!"
"Taurtis that's my room!" Grian yelled after him, chasing him down into the basement.
After a very, long house meeting Taurtis was allowed to bring back Toritos, he just couldn't make them in the house and had to sell them online not in person. Either way they weren't going to avoid a lawsuit, but they might not lose their house.
Over night people started buying Toritos again and Taurtis used an abandoned warehouse to make the cheesy snacks anonymously. Suddenly they were being sold everywhere once again because people just happened to really, really like them. Even if they did bad things upon consumption.
Ridley stopped when she was approached by some of her friends, talking highly about Toritos and even insisting she tried some even when Taurtis specifically stated that neither her, Sam, Grian, nor Taurtis could partake in eating the merchandise. Regardless she took the red chip bag that looked far too similar to Doritos and smiled awkwardly.
"So, are you going to try them?" One girl asked.
"Eh, what the hell?" Ridley shrugged and opened the bag. The chips inside were all perfectly shaped neon orange triangles.
She started coughing and sputtering. Toritos spilled on the floor as she tried to breathe. Sam and Grian came running when they saw her down the hall. Taurtis exited the bathroom and noticed the commotion, he gasped when he saw the open chip bag and rushed over the same as his friends.
"Oh my gosh! Ridley are you okay?!"
"Of course she's not okay! She can't breathe!" Grian smacked him upside the head.
"Is no one seriously going to do anything?" Another girl asked, looking at the two boys.
"Ridley!" Taurtis wrapped his arms around her middle and started to squeeze, hoping that she was just choking or something of that matter.
He just made it worse...
"I'll go get a teacher!" Grian ran off down the hall, crashing into the first classroom that wasn't empty.
At first it just looked like her face was turning blue, then she looked almost lopsided on top of that. All of a sudden her face just kind of... Fell off. It was like she had been wearing a mask. There was no blood. It just slipped off. It just fell on the floor with a wet splat. Sam screamed bloody murder, he and Taurtis were holding each other.
"I didn't know it was gonna kill my sister! I don't want to go to jail!"
Geode came running, he was the teacher that Grian had gotten. In about under two minutes Ridley's face was no longer on the floor and she was being led away to Geode's classroom. Sam and Taurtis were still holding each other and staring at the open Toritos chip bag. The girls had already run away. Grian shook, holding his head in his hands.
"You are never. Never. Making Toritos again."
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chemical-bunz · 2 years
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Day 5 - Toritos!
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groenewold · 1 year
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Un arte que esperamos vea la luz pronto! Con la tropa de @artsumex . . . . #toritos #toro #mexican #mexico #tultepec #tultepeccapitaldelapirotécnia #pirotecnia #cochete #skull #calavera #catrina #tradition #artesanias #hechoamano #artesania #handmade #sketch #bull (en Tultepec Mexico Capital de la Pirotecnia) https://www.instagram.com/p/CphmoHsuBzv/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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dpg-foto · 2 years
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Toritos en la Feria de San Andrés, Hidalgo. 2019
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teshiee · 7 months
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day 22 - interrogation
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mixelation · 3 months
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insane torito dynamic i was rotating
so i was i thinking about how i don't like "asks parent to marry daughter" as an IRL thing (unless you and your partner have discussed it and maybe one or both want it for reasons) or as a trope, and then i was like "ooooh but i do like unhinged shovel talks as a trope"
i don't think there's many shovel talks happening with itatori because anyone who might be motivated to either is aware they're doing some sort of.... non romantic insane person dance.... (deidara, mikoto) or considers them "equal" so they can't just go yell at one (kushina)
but obito. obito gets SO MANY lectures and threats
both mikoto and fugaku are like "you are making the clan look bad." kakashi is like "you are my best friend so will not kill you now. however know that is not off the table if you fuck up." rin has no personal investment but she threatens to castrate obito on principal. kushina gives him an unhinged speech about "what do you think would happen if i crushed your head right now? do you think the hokage would care? NEWS FLASH HE WOULDN'T"
(minato WOULD care because obito is his cute student which is why obito lives. but would minato stop her if kusina reaaally wanted to kill someone? no.)
and the problem is not the threats. it is that the threats make tori go "🥺 people care that much about me?"
and obito is like. fuck she's cute. like this is so unfortunate for him. they're obsessed with each other and he likes her going "🥺🥺🥺" and he likes messing with people.
he is about to try his BEST to get more unhinged shovel talks. he's going to see if he can coax one out of anyone from akatsuki. that would make tori go insane. he wins if he can get one from Orochimaru himself
so maybe we loop right back around to "ask for permission to marry" trope except it's obito looking up orochimaru and being like. hey. i am making your girl an uchiha <3 unlimited eyeballs for MY baby <3
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moethman · 3 days
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heat wave
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sstefania · 5 months
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Source: WWE Royal Rumble 2014
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stealingbones · 2 years
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hey hey Tumblr lookie what came in the mail todayyy!! My shaker keychains came :>
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ninootny · 1 year
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EEUEUEUH I dont like my recent drawings but take this because I need to talk abt him
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bughead106 · 7 months
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Phrases from Casi Ángeles that I’ll never forget:
“Detrás las nubes el cielo es siempre azul”~Nico
“No hay tal crisis”~Malvina
“La Vida es una rueda, debes rodar con ella. Aprender a ser feliz en el camino. Sé feliz es mi único mandato”~Jazmín
“El rulo siempre vuelve”~Malvina
“La persona Que más debería amarte sos vos misma”~Esperanza
“Resiste. Resiste con el corazón, con el alma, con tus ojos, con tus manos, con todo tu cuerpo. Resiste. con los pies en la tierra y los ojos en el cielo. Resiste”~Paz
“El amor no es un juego de a ver quien ríe ultimo… el amor es reírse juntos”~Justina
“El amor es lo único que te salva, de toda la porquería qué pasa en este mundo”~Nico
“Pero para todos es un campo lleno de ortigas, sólo hay que aprender a cruzar y mandarse”~Tacho
“Que alguien te mire, que te elija o no, no te hace más o menos valiosa”~Paz
“Uno elige que ver en el espejo”~Cielo
“Nadie es perfecto”~Torito
“Duele abrir los ojos. Es como salir de la oscuridad, que la luz te enceguece”~Caridad
“Cuando logramos acallarte sólo queda eso: esperanza y paz”~Cielo
“Vivimos en un mundo que no acepta grises. Todo es blanco o negro”~Simón
“Uno no se da cuenta de todo lo que tiene para decir hasta que empieza a decirlo”~Mar
“Solamente con un amor profundo, el dócil presente irradiará luz, enceguecerá al mal y cesará su karma… tenga fe”~Juan Cruz(?)
“No me gusta dar consejos pero bue, ya que voy a hacer algo que no me gusta lo hago mucho. acá van tres: recordar que sos parte fundamental de este ciclo sin fin. Saber que somos casi ángeles. Y que la vida es resistencia”~TicTac
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alfreditoromano · 4 months
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gunda etapa del Santos Tour Down Under de la máxima caregoría ciclista internacional. Un dibujo en honor del gran Torito. #Dibujo #Cartoon #Torito #IsaacDelToro #SantosTourDownUnder ☺️🚲🙏 #Ciclismo #Internacional #TourDownUnder #Mexico
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devilfish-landing · 8 months
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more doodles of this guy. whad ever.
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groenewold · 1 year
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Vámonos a Tultepec! . . . . . #toritos #toro #mexican #mexico #tultepec #tultepeccapitaldelapirotécnia #pirotecnia #cochete #skull #calavera #catrina #tradition #artesanias #hechoamano #artesania #handmade #sketch #bull #visitmexico (en Tultepec Mexico Capital de la Pirotecnia) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cphl7UxOay4/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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claymorexpunisher · 5 months
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I-
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