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#today lando woke up and chose violence
cieloclercs · 8 months
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congrats on your 1K you deserve it‼️‼️
when you have the time could you write for lewis hamilton + nepo!reader ( male or female ) who is an actress / actor?
king of my heart — lewis hamilton
pairing. lewis hamilton x nepo baby!actress!reader
genre. social media au
face claim. gigi hadid
warnings. mentions of age gap, swearing, some online hate, lewis and reader are literally the hottest couple ever, daniel lowkey trolling lando, sex jokes ??, mixed up met gala years sorryyyy, some inaccuracies with race outcomes shshsh
author’s note. hello anon! thank you for being my first request for my 1k event 🥰 i wasn’t sure if you wanted an imagine style thing or not so i’ve gone for a social media au. hope that’s ok ! if not just let me know and i can redo this for you <3
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yourusername when he takes you on a romantic getaway to a private beach island after being away for a month 🥹🥹 lewishamilton i love u bby 💕
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lewishamilton Only the best for my Queen 🤍
yourusername 😘😘
username stopppp they’re so adorable 😭😭
username WHEN IS IT MY TURN
danielricciardo get yourself a man who’ll spoil you even though you literally have a higher net worth than him 🤩🤩🤩
yourusername i highly recommend it x
username danielricciardo you looking for a sugar daddy? 👀
danielricciardo why you offering? 😏
username DANNY WTF 😭
landonorris me and who? 👀
danielricciardo your right hand
landonorris wow
username what is in the air in australia today 😭
username sis is winning at life 😔
username wdym lewis is the one who should count himself lucky 🤷‍♀️
username bc his girlfriend’s a nepo baby who’s never worked a day in her life? don’t think so but ok 😂😂
username WOAH WOAH WOAH
username you come for y/n you’ll have to get through ME FIRST BITCH 🔪🔪🔪
username girlie woke up and chose violence yeesh
username you did not just claim an OSCAR WINNING ACTRESS have never worked a day in her life oh my god 😭
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username embarrassing 😳
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username lewis out here defending y/n from the haters 🥹 where can i find a man like that??
zendaya the cutest couple 😍
yourusername thank you my love 😘
tomholland2013 ?? 🤨
yourusername 😐🖕
username team y/ndaya button >>>
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lilymhe oooh la laaa 😍😍
yourusername my girl 😚
username imagine being able to say you’re dating THE y/n y/l/n i’d never fucking shut up about it
username it’s a good job lewis doesn’t shut up about it then 😭
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themetgalaofficial This year’s hottest couple, award-winning actress Y/N Y/L/N and seven-time Formula 1 World Champion, Sir Lewis Hamilton, grace the Met Gala red carpet 🤍
username she’s everything. he’s just ken.
username you did not just call LEWIS HAMILTON ‘just ken’ 😭
username she doesn’t deserve him 🤢🤢
username seriously what does he see in her?? she’s completely talentless. the only reason she’s managed to land ANY acting job is because of her father. she’s a fucking fraud. 🙄
username no need for the negativity honey, lewis still isn’t going to fuck you x
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username SHE DID NOT 😭😭 WHAT AN ICON
username omg y/n looks like a goddess 😍 and lewis is there too i guess…
username fucking nepo baby. fuck off and blow daddy’s money somewhere else u whore 🖕🖕
username i smell jealousy…
username 😂😂 what’s there to be jealous of?
username maybe the fact that y/n is a thousand times richer and more successful than you will ever be OF HER OWN MERIT…oh and the fact she’s fucking lewis hamilton every night, which you so clearly want to do from the BLATANT jealousy your comments reek of 😘
username ATE AND LEFT NO CRUMBS
username ma’am, you dropped this 👑
username SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK 🎤🎤
username oh, y/n’s stylist has outdone herself with this one 🤩
username MOM AND DAD
username they’re so 😩😩😩
username i want them both so bad 🫠
username who’s the arm candy in this relationship? 🤔
username i’d say y/n because she’s prettiest…but lewis. it’s definitely lewis.
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username somehow i just know she walks him like a DOG
yourusername thank you for having us ☺️🤍
themetgalaofficial It’s our pleasure 🤩
username yourusername HEY QUEEN
username even the met gala is an y/n fan
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lewishamilton The happiest 4 years with my Queen 🤍 Here’s to forever x
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yourusername the last picture was uncalled for 🥲
yourusername but i love you with everything that i have to give, my champion ❤️
lewishamilton I’m the luckiest man on earth to call you mine 😘
landonorris this is the sappiest shit i’ve ever read.
yourusername stay salty, lando 😚
danielricciardo landonorris it’s ok, mate, we know you’re doomed to be single for life. here if you ever want to talk x
yourusername danny 😭
landonorris ouch.
username SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP WHEN IS IT MY TURN
username they’re so in love it makes my heart hurt
username the third picture is proof Y/N WALKS HIM LIKE FUCKING ROSCOE 😭😭
username ok but WHENS THE PROPOSAL COMING???
username lewishamilton WHEN??
mercedesamgf1 Happy anniversary to our golden couple 🤩
yourusername thank you admin! 🤍 can’t wait to see you in singapore x
mercedesamgf1 We’re looking forward to it 🫶
username i still don’t like y/n but…this is kind of cute
username now that’s character development 👏
username glad you’ve finally realised !!
zendaya happy anniversary, my loves 😍
yourusername thank you sweetie 😘 come visit soon !
sebastianvettel Happy anniversary! 🤍
lewishamilton ❤️
username omg seb interacting on instagram? what is this parallel universe 🫨
username yourusername lewishamilton YOU GUYS LOOKING FOR A DOG BC I CAN BARK
username girl wtf 😭
username when they have kids they’re gonna be the ultimate milf and dilf 🤩
username STOP i need dilf lewis rn 😭
username MY FAVOURITE COUPLE I LOVE YOUUUU 💕
username it literally feels like yesterday that they first got together 😭
username i knowwww how has it been four years already?
username i want what they have 🥹🫶
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yourusername king of my heart 👑
lewishamilton 🤍🤍
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lovrsm · 4 months
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sum: The story from media pov for the GORGEOUS writingg, I had so much fun making these! let me know if you want part two ad Happy New Years Day!
pairing: charles leclerc x singer!reader
warning: gossip and typos🫨
Media AU
Spotify - Apple Music
ᴍᴀɪɴ ᴍᴀꜱᴛᴇʀʟɪꜱᴛ
ᴘᴀʀᴛ ɪ - ᴘᴀʀᴛ ɪɪ - ᴍᴇᴅɪᴀ ᴀᴜ
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y/n_norris Took you long enough, not trying to call you all blind but… I definitely am😛🫨
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y/n.fan not her laughing at us fools 😭
user92 did she just called us blind?😦
user892 I mean… she’s not wrong 🤷‍♂️
F1 That was quite a surprise 😅
norris.wow YOU DIDNT KNOW EITHER?
F1 Trust us, none of us did.
landonorris 😈
user1943 Lando woke up and chose violence today
user88 He surely did.
October 12 2020
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landonorris Everyone knows the oldest is the hottest. Sorry peanut🤗
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y/n_norris Mum was not happy seeing the caption
landonorris just saying facts
y/n_norris you know lying is wrong, Lando 😞
landonorris 🙄
October 12 2020
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y/n_norris 🥳
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francisca.cgomes 💃 ❤️
y/n_norris 💗
user829 manifestation came quickly
user103 I DID IT. No need to thank me guys🤭
landonorris don’t steal my friends 😭
pierregasly Dont steal my girlfriend 🥲
francisca.cgomes Late
y/n_norris Late
December 1 2020
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y/n_norris …so it goes like this, you ask I provide, I don’t think any of you are ready, or are you? 🖤
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charles_leclerc can’t wait to know!
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user91 PLEASE LET ME KNOW THAT I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE READING THIS. HUH?!? HUUUH?!!
user819 No one pinch me. Let me live here. 🤫
user10 IS THIS HAPPENING?!?!😧😧😧 AND Y/N LIKED🤯🤯
landonorris NO EXPLANATION…🫨
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user301 I love this duo fr😭🫶
user182 Lando tell me whats going on I don’t understand🤥
user76 TF do you mean charles leclerc knows what is happening. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!
user23 they’re in love (manifesting)
user35 PLEASE. 😩😩
January 19 2021
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y/n_norris I’ll stop playing with you guys, I love seeing how freaked out you are about my posts. Anyway, Reputation out June 16! With all of our love and dedication…🖤
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user39 not @charles_leclerc liking the second this comes out😭 please HAHA
jackantanoff it was more than a pleasure working with you two!🔥
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y/n_norris hope we see you again😉
charles_leclerc 🔥🔥
user189 THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN JACK?! YOU MEAN Y/N AND CHARLES?!?!! I am screaming right now holy shit.
user810 HUH, HUH?!?! WHAT DID I MISS.
user298 Charles is a master at piano, I just know that´s what this means
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user09 y/n just gave you a like, I’m a 100% sure you’re right.
user76 Any of you notices lando gave us spoilers? “no explanation…🫨
user5 HE IS A MASTERMIND (tell me you got it 😔)
charles_leclerc 🖤
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scuderiaferrari Can’t wait to hear this!
redbullracing Same here 👈
mclaren she’s with us, remember?
mercedesamgf1 we will need much more speakers, we are listening to this 🔝
scuderiaferradi yk maroon is just another tone of red, right? (y/n please, we loveee you)
F1 Signing y/n to do a show at this point 😇
lewishamilton please do🙏
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maxverstappen1 y/n, when are we doing a duet? P would love it.
y/n_norris anything for P!🫶
carlossainz55 I can sing like maria carey, just throwing that out there…
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user819 I just love every single F1 interaction here.🥺
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jackantanoff it was a pleasure working (and thirdweeling) with you two, this 4 months have been absolutely crazy, and I hope this isn’t the end of our journey😤🖤🔥
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charles_leclerc amazing work pal, thank you for everything! 🔥
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y/n_norris we love you jack, thank you for supporting and having with us this crazy adventure 🫶
jackantanoff you still have to pay my therapy, those lyrics MEAN something and I was mostly there for it. I can’t unsee what I have seen.
user10 NUH UH, JACK HARD LAUNCHING AND HAVING TRAUMA BECAUSE OF THESE TWO?! 💀💀 dying.
user93 Jack knows what to give to the people, we LOVE you Jack, thank you for these pictures 😊
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user46 I'm confused, what did Charles do? Play the piano or f- and be the muse of y/n
y/n_norris BOTH. (All the background piano was recorded by Charlie, he did an amazing job!)
user87 This is so cute, UGH
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charles_leclerc thank you @jackantanoff, the soft launch is now ruined. Anyhow, look at this GORGEOUS woman I get to call mine❤️ Je t'aime, ma princesse, ma seule et unique.
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y/n_norris ❤️❤️❤️
vancityreynolds y/n, he wrote you a whole ass paragraph and you just wrote this? Disappointed 😔
charles_leclerc DID YOU JUST COMMENT ON MY POST?!😨 y/n I’m freaking out.
y/n_norris sorry DAD🙄, just reminding you I wrote a whole album abt him. Charles is kindly asking when are we going out together? (I need to see @blakelivley)
blakelivley see you in a few days you lovebirds 😉
user991 HAHAHA charles freaking out abt Blake and Ryan commenting is so real🤓🤓
landonorris 🎶there is always a duo in a trio🎶 and, y/n EW THE SONGS?!
y/n_norris Grow up lando 😤
landonorris I don’t need to hear how good Charles is in bed, E. W. 🤢🤕
charles_leclerc sorry mate😅😅
user918 💀
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nyoomfruits · 9 months
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🎵 with Landoscar pleaseeeeee :))
🎵 - I will shuffle my music and use the song that comes up for inspiration (from here) spotify woke up today and chose VIOLENCE. also once again not five lines because uuuuuuuh i dont have an excuse really
satellite heart - anya marina
I hear you're living out of state Running in a whole new scene You know I haven't slept in weeks You're the only thing I see
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Daniel, of all people, had warned him, once. “You love too hard,” he’d said. Lando had snorted and taken another sip of his beer. They were sprawled on the couch in Daniel’s Monaco apartment, game of FIFA abandoned on the TV. “No, I’m serious,” Daniel had said. “You take forever to warm up to someone but once you decide a person in your person you just. You go all in.”
“Right, thanks for the psych analysis, Dr. Ricciardo,” Lando had said, rolling his eyes.
Daniel had shaken his head. “I’m not. It’s not a bad thing. I like that about you. Because I know once you’ve decided you like me I don’t have to worry whether one day you’re going to chance your mind. I’m just, I’m worried, you know. One day you’re going to fall in love, really fall in love, and then what if that person can’t give that back to you?”
Land had snorted, back then. Had called him an idiot. ‘I can handle myself just fine, Daniel,’ he’d said.
He remembers that conversation now, as he stares up at the podium. Oscar probably can’t even see him from up there, he’ll just be another figure in the crowd, indiscernible from the rest. It twists at his heart, and not like the first time he feels like he’s lost more than just a teammate over the last year.
Lando should’ve told him, before he left. They could’ve tried at least. It feels too late now, too far out of reach. Oscar has other priorities. Lando saw him, clinging to Max in the post-race hug. Laughing with each other as they waited for their interviews.
Lando had his shot. He missed.
They’re playing the Australian national anthem, and Lando glances up at the podium, watches the sun catch on the Red Bull logo on Oscar’s blue race overalls. There’s a proud smile on Oscar’s face, a giddiness to the way he holds himself. He deserves it, he deserves all of it.
It would all just be so much easier if Lando wasn’t so heartbreakingly, irreversibly, undeniably in love with him.
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But I'll be true to you No matter what you do Yeah, I'll be true to you
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racingliners · 1 year
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F1 Re-Watch 2022: Round 21 - Sao Paulo
Filed under: I was that tuned out of last year I didn’t realise a second race had its name changed for 2022
ANYWAY: while I forgot to watch highlights for Brazil (I genuinely had every intention to, I just forgot bc C4 only has the highlights shows up on their website for a week). I do remember logging onto tumblr after the race and seeing the carnage of George Russell getting his and Merc’s first win of the season... and the RBR team order drama (👀)
But apart from that, I know nothing, so let’s dive in:
ngl this is one of the races I’ve been most looking forward to watching in full, mainly for the non-RBR win but also I need to know how Russell dragged the W13 into P1 like please tell us your secrets
I also read a few weeks back the very wild stat that the W13 got a 1-2 finish, but it’s predecessor the W12 didn’t. Which is insane
right then, starting grid whiplash:
(which, this was a sprint weekend, which will likely explain a lot)
Lance P15, bc of a 10 sec pen apparently
SEB P9 LET’S GOOOOOOOOOO
oh my god a Merc front row, the absolute SCENES
capture it, remember it
oh, we absolutely ADORE to see it.
I will give sprint races this one right, just this once
[Formation Lap]: like Mexico, a pretty even split of people starting on either the softs or the mediums, with the exception of Albon being the only car on the hards
oh, I am looking forward to this. I am thrilled Angela in the garage and she is me
[Lap 1/Start]: Mercs holding formation at the start
LANDO NORRIS?! In between the RBRs and Ferrari???
OH SHIT
Safety Car, Dan just speared into Kevin
oh the duality of McLaren in 2022
[Lap 2]: Tag yourself I’m the marshal just flinging the broken bits of advertising board away
oh so Dan tapped Kevin into a spin, and Kevin not able to control the car, went right into Dan. welp.
[Lap 3]: SEB UP TO P8 LET’S GET IT!!!!
and Mick P10 🥺 That’s my emotional support Germans
[Lap 4]: “That Aston Martin in the hands of Vettel has some pace today” I need Ted to be my hype man seriously
Charles has potential engine problems??? oh welp
Ferrari gonna Ferrari
[Lap 5]: Albon pits to ditch the hards for mediums, still under SC
The replay of Lando’s start, very noice
[Lap 6]: aaaand SC in this lap
rip Otmar’s nerves for having to watch Esteban v Alonso at the restart
ayyy Bono sighting
...you gonna go George???
[Lap 7]: ....
ffs
Lewis and Verstappen touched and broke bits of each other’s cars
NOT LANDO TAKING OUT CHARLES
oh so Charles is not out he managed to get his car back to the pits.
still I would like a refund for that lap, it woke up and chose TOO MUCH violence
[Lap 8]: oh my god Seb’s up into P5 as a result of all the violence
[Lap 9]: And Lewis is up into P7
[Lap 10]: And now P6
cut to Lance in P9 defending from Bottas
[Lap 11]: Lewis v Seb, this is not how I wanted it to happen but I’ll take it 🥺
apparently still a way to go until 1st stop territory, which will probably have been extended a tiny bit thanks to the safety car
[Lap 12]: “That Aston Martin is a sprightly thing” AMR22 no longer assigned tractor status 🥳🥳🥳
[Lap 13]: Verstappen got a 5 sec pen for the violence huh 👀
as does Norris for trying to murder Charles
[Lap 14]: And Lewis takes P5, to the delight of the very lively crowd
I think we can all agree that Brazil is Lewis’ second home race at this point (I mean, it technically his how he has his honorary citizenship, but you know what I mean)
[Lap 15]: And Lewis takes 4th from Lando (try saying that three times fast)
can we not get constant replays of the Verstappen on Lewis violence, once was more than enough
[Lap 16]: meanwhile Seb is chasing down Lando 👀
this race has been quite a lot, and I don’t think we’re barely at one quarter distance
Interlagos will always be 100% that bitch
[Lap 17]: SEB INTO P5!!!! THAT’S MY BOOOOOOY
oh and Zhou makes his first stop
[Lap 18]: as does Sainz
meanwhile Russell is driving around completely unbothered while multiple fistfights happen behind him
Sainz has a smoky brake apparently 😬
not a tear off stuck in the brake duct oh good grief
[Lap 20]: somehow, Bottas is in P6
ayyy Lance up to P9
...or not Sainz just passed him
[Lap 21]: Charles still down in P15, he was a title contender at the start of the year 😭
[Lap 22]: Lewis closing the gap to Perez you say 👀👀👀
Charles pits again, because Clowneria Ferrari
[Lap 24]: and just to emphasise the point, Sainz doesn’t know what strategy he’s on.
Perez pits for mediums
oh my god Seb’s in P3. STOP THE RACE!!!!!!!
[Lap 25]: Russell pits, and has a slower stop compared to Perez
but he comes out ahead of Seb.
Anyway Merc 1-2, Lewis win, Seb P3. STOP! THE! RACE!!!!!
[Lap 26]: Lewis leading in Brazil, feels good feels organic
and the crowd (rightfully) love him
“Sebastian Vettel runs third” INJECT IIIIIIIIIT!!!!!
But, I did look up Seb’s result and he finishes P11 so I’m vibing now while it lasts 😭
[Lap 27]: and in Seb pits for mediums, he comes out in 9th
[Lap 28]: and Bottas takes 7th off Gasly
helmet watch: Seb’s Brazilian flag tree design is so cute I love it
[Lap 29]: They’re talking about dark clouds, please no 🥲
but anyway SEB INTO P8!!!
[Lap 30]: Lewis makes his first stop, softs for mediums, and comes out in P4
and Seb up into P7 as Lance pits
“Pitlane incident involving Alfa Romeo will be investigated after the race” ????? care to give us any detail at all FIA?????
don’t just leave us hanging spill the tea
[Lap 31]: I am not looking at the clouds in the distance I do not see them
[Lap 32]: Lewis setting a 1m15. King shit.
[Lap 33]: and Lance passes Yuki for P14
beloved midfield spice how I have missed you since you were MIA in Mexico
[Lap 34]: Ted spilling the pit lane drama tea, apparently Alfa Romeo didn’t pull in their wheel guns when Mick came in for his stop (it’s a sporting curtesy, not a rule per se)
But is still funny that the entire Alfa Romeo team is under investigation seghujgh
poor Barry from catering is an innocent bystander in all of this!!!!
[Lap 36]: Anyway, racing
Alonso pits, promoting Bottas to 5th (?!) and Seb to 6th 🥳
Sainz to pit again, not surprising considering he’s on the softs
He’s on the mediums this time
[Lap 38]: Man seeing the cars being able to actually follow each other, and make overtakes in the corners as opposed to DRS moves. WE STAN.
Alonso with a nice move on Yuki for P13
[Lap 40]: whew I didn’t even notice that we’d passed half distance
track temp has dropped 11 degrees since the race start, it’s def way cloudier. And that’s seemingly favouring Merc, considering the rate at which Lewis is catching Perez
[Lap 41]: Ted has gotten out the big braincell and realised that Merc’s goal is to get a 1-2 for the drama. As they should tbh.
[Lap 42]: Seb still in P6, I’m equal parts thrilled and worried as to how he ends up P11
[Lap 43]: Lewis’ gap to Perez under 2 seconds 👀
someone whip out the jaws music
[Lap 44]: he’s closed right up, racing time!!
[Lap 45]: and he gets the move done down the main straight. NOICE.
and the crowd go insane, as they should
meanwhile Charles pits again from 8th, I once again support his rights to burn things down
[Lap 46]: Seb pits from P6, and drops to P11
[Lap 48]: Perez pits again for mediums, and gets jumped by Sainz
Both Mercs yet to make their second stops still, I would be both surprised and impressed if they manage to make the one-stop work
[Lap 49]: And as I type that, in comes Lewis 😅
Likely to cover off Perez.
Which he does! He’s on the softs
[Lap 50]: and In comes Russell, also for softs
Crofty stop trying to manifest rain the race is fine without it!!
Seb in P7 ahead of Charles 🥺
[Lap 51]: And Charles does pass Seb for 7th
[Lap 52]: Oh apparently Kevin still hasn’t come back to the paddock yet ubhsgeugheshg
and Lando has stopped with a loss of power. McLaren’s very bad not good race.
and a bit of a late VSC, since Lando was getting out the car while cars were passing him 🙃🙃🙃
[Lap 53]: and looks like Ferrari are going to pit Sainz for softs
[Lap 54]: that McLaren is not moving for the marshals for love nor money
and we’re upgraded to a full Safety Car because of it
not Crofty stirring the pot asking Otmar what he’ll tell Esteban and Fernando at the restart slrbnhlbh
He is craving all sorts of violence today
[Lap 55]: Helmet watch: Lando’s neon yellow with chrome royal blue design is so pretty
“You are racing, just be respectful” Mercedes say no violence only polite fisticuffs allowed
stop. replaying. the Verstappen on Lewis incident.
[Lap 56]: another Bono sighting?! TV director your basket of pastries is in the post.
[Lap 57]: “They haven’t released the lapped cars yet” Brundle... don’t
[Lap 58]: oh Esteban being told to let Alonso past and he straight up says no aeghearughs
Alpine squared violence intensifies
[Lap 59]: SC coming in... I am Anxious™️
If we get RBR on Lewis violence again I will SCREAM
George once again taking his SWEET AS TIME to go ffs
[Lap 60]: okay phew that was a much more chill restart
argh Seb down to 9th what happened?!
[Lap 61]: oof Sainz trying to barge past Perez
Charles watching behind with popcorn
and Alonso passes Bottas for P6
once again, EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING
[Lap 62]: 10 laps to go, oh BOY
oh. Seb was on the mediums surrounded by drivers on softs. no wonder he’s dropped places
[Lap 63]: And Sainz does pass Perez for P3
funnily enough he’s also on the mediums while the cars around him are on softs
[Lap 64]: And Charles takes P4!
meanwhile the gap between the Mercs is just over a second
[Lap 65]: Oh jeez that swerving from Perez and Alonso
and Fernando adds himself to be “I passed Perez after the SC restart” party
oh. Verstappen is behind Perez now. team order drama incoming I guess. 🍿
replay of elated Alpine mechanics my beloved
[Lap 67]: 5 laps left, and Verstappen passes Perez. 
after explicably being told to take points off the Ferrari’s 😬
ohhhhhh that pass from Mick on Gasly was NICE
[Lap 68]: Gap between the Mercs still are 1.2-1.3 seconds
[Lap 69]: Ugh, Seb’s dropped down to P11 behind Lance, damn you medium tyres
(Not Lance though, he’s great)
[Lap 70]: The fact that this was Merc’s first win since Saudi ‘21... pain
[Lap 71]: Also the comedy of Merc winning one of the races Toto wasn’t at aeghaergh. It’s a wonder Toto has been at any races in 2023.
welp more internal Ferrari violence
[Finish]: And Russell wins his first F1 race, with Lewis bagging a Merc 1-2!!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
Sainz P3, Charles P4, with Fernando dragging his Alpine into P5 out of sheer spite.
Okay I’m pretty neutral on Russell but his team radio was v sweet 🥺
and ending with Lewis DOTD, and Lance P10 Team Greeeeeeeeen!!!🥳💚
WHEW. Interlagos continues to deliver the racing AND the drama. That was a fun race to watch though, while we didn’t have a proper battle for the win per se there was so much entertainment in the midfield, and while the reason why it happened did not spark joy, watching Lewis fight back through the field like the King he is was *chef’s kiss*.
Overall, 9 front wings out of 10. Next, and final race of 2022 - Abu Dhabi!
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mistressemmedi · 3 years
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Considering Danny Ric's love for a good shoey and Lando's love for feet, i think the two of them will be great teammates
This ask is 50 shades of cursed
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iwastemytimereading · 3 years
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BRB, fucking dying right now
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f1ck-em-all · 3 years
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Lando truly woke up and chose violence today
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And I absolutely love that for him, go off sweetie
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thebravexandthebold · 3 years
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@dickxgrayscn​
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“Are you drinking out of my Lando Calrissian mug?” 
Kate's face contorted in disbelief behind the fashionable Windsor spectacles perched on her nose, hair carefully tucked beneath a broad brim cap; the countenance was perhaps excessive but justified in her opinion. Boris and Natasha locked gazes on their houseguest, who had marred the visage of Billy Dee Williams grinning from the ceramic surface with his fingers, as if to convey nonverbally with one rueful gesture that he'd made a grave error. Exhausted after their early morning jog with their owner, they entered the artistically designed living area, which featured warm tones and carefully chosen furnishings, and found their designated napping positions near the windows. The plastic bag dangling from Kate's wrist was dumped onto the counter, familiar aromas of their favorite quick bite from the breakfast joint a few blocks away wafting from the depths. 
Since Dick began staying with her, it had become an unplanned but cherished morning routine. Breakfast and a chat before they parted ways for the day provided a lightheartedness to counterbalance the serious reasons for him taking refuge in her penthouse. Though Kate was relieved that he had begun to reintegrate himself back into his work, a semblance of a social life, and spending time with the family. She remained vigilant for any hint that the Talon planned to reemerge. The investigation she was conducting with Jason was still ongoing, and she feared not reaching some sort of breakthrough in understanding the Court in case it made an appearance. Kate was determined to honor her pledge, not just for Dick's sake; whatever sinister plans the organization had for him they'd have to go through her first. 
And they weren't getting through her. 
"So what, you woke up today and chose violence," without another word she snatched the mug from Dick's grasp and gently smacked the back of his head in one fluid movement, oblivious to the fact that she had to stretch on her toes to reach the crown of his head. There was no genuine scorn behind her words or the frivolous act of violence, which she knew Dick was aware of. She wrinkled her nose at the poor excuse for coffee resting in her favorite mug. It didn't smell anything like her usual brew, but few people put the same amount of care into their daily fix as she did. She had an upscale coffee machine and a slew of accoutrements to prove it. "Gross," she said as she gently set the cup on the counter and reached into the refrigerator for a cool bottle of water.
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"I got the usual, but they were out of havarti. That new owner keeps trying to overcharge me for the sides" A finger was raised above the edge of the refrigerator door, as if to prevent the allegation Dick was about to launch at her. "And before you ask, no, I did not argue with him this time," but the way her eyes shifted slightly as she stood, shutting the refrigerator door with her hip, was enough for Dick to understand she wasn't telling the full truth. "I only raised my voice at him a little"
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