imagine lena hires a new employee and it's jon from tmagp universe. alice is showing him how to work the computers and suddenly a statement starts playing in his exact voice. how fucking terrifying would that be.

Something quick, silly and low effort, after a really long day, today. This took literally only 12 minutes and I hope it makes someone else smile. :)

gertie and gerry :3

Martin to Jon: do you think we love each other in every universe?

The other universe:

TMAGP 9 - Rolling with it

people who know

The thing I found funniest about Needles is (compared to the Distortion) he seems a little bad at his job. He didn’t hunt his victim, they just tried to mug him, and when he did get them he didn’t get enough fear out of them before they bled out. He called emergency services to get some more spook out of someone and completely failed at it for like 15 minutes. He rambled about his life story for most of it. I love this pointy idiot

not even a month into working there and sams already at his limit

i'm allowing myself exactly one (1) moment of pure delusion:

jon martin jonah. thanks for your time.

the oiar filing system is like if ao3 and tumblr had a lovechild.

Hey so uh. What does a lap dance from Mr. Bonzo cost? Heh. An arm and a leg. And your other arm. And your other leg. And your head. And your bones. And your-

they put my bois in the puter...

This came to me in a vision

i think elias bouchard in TMAGP should be gwen’s cool uncle who just smokes weed and drinks margaritas with little umbrellas because that’s what the original elias would have done if jonah magnus hadn’t body snatched him

i need-

i neeeed to cross of this box on my tmagp bingo card so badly

Alice Dyer you would have loved the bisexual trainwreck that was Timothy Stoker