Naked Raygun // Surf Combat
Staring at the lifeguards
Hear mommy scream
I ain't got no morals
It's a bloody wayout dream
The mid-day sun makes you want to kill
Mining all beaches
On your hands and feet
Playing with the morals
Is no fun but discreet
Muscle Beach is now Pork Chop Hill
All I see, bikinis
And they gon' make you vomit
As it sizzles off your weenie
Surf combat
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no but you do not understand we collectively spent YEARS heartbroken over donna! and doctor never ever got over losing her! and now they are together, and they have chosen each other for family, and donna's family has warmth enough for him, and they are happy and having dinners, and 14th is casually sneaking his niece away on adventure while making sure not to tell donna because she would obliterate him and IT'S OKAY THEY'RE CHOSEN SIBLINGS IT'S WHAT THEY FUCKING DO.
listen. LISTEN.
donna's every day was taken away from her.
the doctor has been running every day ever since.
and now they get to spend time together. not a brief trip in a tardis. not a reunion before parting forever. but every. day. every day, one after the other. and they are finally home.
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shoutout to any time you don't have an active headache
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there's just something about grabbing her tits and playing with her nipples while she sits on your cock
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Can I request some piercer!Simon? Mocking his poor client for getting her little clit pierced, it's too swollen and she's too wet for him to pierce her, he has to take care of that first 🥰🪷
i know this isn't exactly what you asked for, but i couldn't get this off my mind .. 🌷🌷
you're so embarrassed that you got this wet :( he's your piercer, for god's sake! :(
piercer!simon can only chuckle at your humilation, one hand between your clenched thighs, encouraging you to spread them and he'd make sure you felt better afterwards, that there was nothing to be ashamed of. you're soaking through his black gloves, and it only made simon harder at the sight of your pretty pussy infront his face.
he rubs your clit in circles, telling you it's mandatory to ease and soothe the pain. you squealed and bit back a sob when he pierced you, walls pulsing around nothing. :(( you're so humilated, you don't wanna cum and squirt all over his face by accident... so why not cum all over his dick instead?
simon fucks you nicely, all whilst telling you it's what he has to do to make it up to you for hurting your sensitive clit! “s’ alright’, pretty. mandatory.” he assures you, picking up his pace and thrusting into you while muttering how good of a girl you were for him. :3
“such a good, little thing’... just makes me wanna’ keep ya’ all to myself, yeah? look how well you're takin’ this fat cock... ‘so, so well--mhmm’, did amazin’, attagirl.”
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Imagine you and scaramouche have a language barrier and only talk through translations and one day he started learning english so he can express his feelings to you
"I r-rye— I ryek yu— " but he's having a hard time pronouncing it.
"Aghhh kuso! suki da! daisuki da yo!" (Aghhh damnit! i like you! i really like you!)
He's just screaming in japanese while you're waiting there for him to sizzle down so you can say you like him too.
(was meant as modern!au)
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if your halloween plans do not involve having scary transgender sex then you need to change that immediately
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everybody on this app is always talking about stomachaches and because of that I think we've lost sight of the REAL enemy: headaches. there is literally nothing worse than a headache.
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piercer!reader who has simon sat in their seat. he's just came home from deployment, lasting months and leaving him sore and exhausted. he's deprived of the sensation of a wet pussy coating his large cock in creamy wetness, unable to control the way his big dick leaks in your grasp.
he's embarrassed when he comes all over your hand accidentally, his body tense and stiff as you giggle, small kitten licks to his wet, sticky tip. 💉
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