I KNOW WHAT THAT „Ov-„ IN THE TAGS MEAN
GHOUL
GHOUL PLEEEAAASSSEEEE 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Yeah 4 asks is enough to pressure me into being a freak, but y'all should not be encouraging my depravity. The shame I feel, so I'm keeping this tamer than- no actually I'm gonna be a freak about this. Once again I am not going to heaven.
You're filled with hot, viscous, come as you orgasm on Threat's cock. The warmth of it seeps into you, tingles through your muscles, and makes your head spin. Your eyes roll, your back arches, you feel like you've been pushed to the edge again with no idea how you got there.
Threat sighs over you, their head dropping against their chest as they rock their hard cock into your pussy. They're muttering something, mumbling to themselves like they didn't just come in you. Their cock twitches, and they give a hard jerking thrust into you, bumping that aching soft spot deep inside you. There's a sharp tight feeling, something giving way to them, and you whimper, clawing at their shoulders for purchase as they keep pushing into you. You're just starting to blink the tears out of your eyes when their hand settles around your throat, their claws tearing into the sheets under you. They give a testing thrust and you grab their wrist.
Their cock drags against something entirely alien to you, hot and painful but somehow numb and tingling. You feel something thick against your entrance when they pull back, never leaving you clenching cunt. It bumps against you, stretching your hole, just a little more with each grind of Threat's cock. You try to breathe through it but that strange aching warmth won't let you do more than gasp. The bump pops into your pussy and you almost come right there, feeling it nestle against your g-spot and just press, press, press. The tightness of it zips through you, twisting the knot in your stomach as you feel it moving against your gummy walls.
You moan and Threat chuckles over you, grinds their cock against you again so you feel a second bump nudging your entrance. You whine, you can't get your brain to spark with anything but pleasure. You don't know what's happening, don't know if you want to, but you know you want more of it. Threat's teeth are sharp and dripping when you look up at them, their tongue darts out to drag along their lip before they smile, cooing down at you, "Feel good?" You nod, pout when their grip on your neck tightens, as if you'd go anywhere. "Eggs slut," They lean closer, lick their tongue against yours as you pant, feeling the next bump pop inside, "you're always begging us to breed you, so I'm going to fill you full."
Eggs. Your breath hitches, your cunt already stretched around two of them with a third attempting to make room for itself. Threat hums, pityingly, as your brows draw together, your cunt clenching around the eggs the seem perfectly suited to rub against every sensitive nook in your pussy. You jolt as the first one presses against that stinging, achy, spot, and you feel more come release into you, making your stomach tingle before a soft weight settles in you. You can't help the moan that slips past your lips, the soft succor of panic drowned by pleasure. Eggs, plural. The understanding alone makes you come, the egg already settled in your womb just adds to the shaking desperation of it.
Threat holds you down with a firm hand on your neck, hooks their other arm under your knee and holds it up to thrust into you, forcing the third egg in alongside its sibling. Christ. You sob, shivering and shaking with each roll of it against your sweet spot. There's no need to tug on your tethers to make you ride out your orgasm a second time, not with the way Threat's eggs drag against your poor cunt.
You get through two more squirting orgasms on four more eggs, each one sliding into your abused cunt easier than the last. You shudder at each added weight in your stomach. It's not much, but it's noticeable, and your stomach clenches, your cunt fluttering with excitement at each one added to the clutch. Fuck, you- shit- your eyes roll back as the last one slips into you with another burst of that warm fluid. Goosebumps rush over your skin, and Threat's hand leaves your throat to tease their claws against your clit.
You swallow, your hips bucking to follow the rub of their fingers as the claws melt into something a little softer. You tilt your head forwards to look at yourself. Your stomach is bigger, not by much, but enough for you to notice. You can almost feel your partner smiling over you, they're certainly quick to pull you up to settle on your knees, the shift in your posture also shifting the eggs cradled inside you. You moan at the feeling, your breath hitching as you look at your full tummy.
"Look at that," Threat's hand rubs over your stomach, "they'll feel even better coming out, granted we keep Soap away from you." You meet their gaze with a look of confusion, and their smile turns mirthful. "Wouldn't want him to fertilize the clutch, and keep us from doing this again, would we?"
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Merc With A Trashmouth
Chapter One // Chapter Two // Chapter Three // Chapter Four
summary: Despite growing up in Derry together, the two boys went down two very different paths. Richie is the world’s most notorious mercenary and assassin, while Eddie is none other than New York’s sweetheart - the literal poster boy for bringing justice to baddies without unaliving them. This is the self-indulgent spideypool!reddie au that literally nobody asked for.
pairing: reddie
words: 2.3K
warnings: general lewdness, non-graphic violence, the loss of a limb.
A/N: holy shit so i didnt expect this to get such a positive response like it did???? im just going to say that since this is a spideypool au, im literally not going to skimp out on any of the deadpool stuff, including the scarring and the angst. oh yeah and i was worried about this being too out of character and just becoming literally spiderman and deadpool, rather than richie and eddie, but since their dynamic is the exact same, i think it blends quite nicely. the dialog between them is the easiest thing to write in this fic. Please message me if you would like to be added to the taglist!
For some stupid fucking reason, Richie must’ve expected finding Eddie to be a lot easier than it actually was, which was completely unrealistic because there must be at least two million people in Queens alone. It wasn’t like the file actually helped any. There was an address scribbled inside it, but it had to be an old one because when Richie went, all he found was a delightful old Thai lady. Much to his dismay, Eddie could be literally anywhere in New York, and Richie had no clue where to start.
All he really wanted to do was crawl back to his shitty bar in Canada and pretend he had never even heard Eddie’s name in first place.
Seriously, he’s been around to literally every pharmacy and Starbucks (he knows that boy must drink pumpkin spice lattes) in Queens, and there are still no leads, just dirty looks due to the suit. At least, he left his guns in the hotel room. He learned on a job a couple years ago that NYPD does not fucking play around.
Every single day he’s still there, the lack of action causes cells in Richie’s brain to shrivel, and he just wants to fucking scream, because god dammit..he needs to shoot something. He has been in New York for a total of 5 days, and that’s a lot of days to go without unaliving somebody. All he needs to do is find Eddie, make sure nobody’s done anything stupid, and go the fuck back home, so he can continue playing with Bea and Arthur.
Perhaps, he wasn’t meant to find Eddie, in all honesty. The guy is probably married with a kid or two, doing god knows what American dream job. Richie can tell from personal experience that when Derry memories flood back into your life, it’s like watching a grotesque monster infecting and suffocating anything good you currently have. Derry kids so rarely had the chance of happiness, so who was Richie to waltz into Eddie and rub his excess Derry angst all over Eddie’s perfect life.
But, would any of the Losers grant Richie the same kindness if the roles were reversed and he lived a happy life?
Yes....actually.
Damn his friends for being thoughtful and ethical!
Rationally, he should just give up his search and look for the nearest seedy titty bar to crawl into, while he still has his dignity and Eddie has his.
But, Richie always kinda sucked at being rational.
Most people had their heads to be reasonable over their hearts and dicks, but Richie’s head was just as irrational as the latter two.
Richie giggled to himself on a full subway car, earning the glare of a very scary looking Puerto Rican woman. “You said head,” he mumbled to himself, still immaturely sputtering out laughs.
Like the dumbass he was, Richie decided the best course of action would be to track Spider-Man rather than Eddie. Spider-Man was broadcasted all the time. At any given time, there was a camera ready to film that cute little bubble butt every time a baddie caused some big explosion or killed some people.
If Eddie was Spider-Man, then Richie just had to find Spidey and let him know there’s a hit out on his secret identity. Then, he could finally get the fuck out of New York City!
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Six days later, Richie began to realize his plan wasn’t as genius as he expected it to be. Mass destruction doesn’t just happen every day in New York, surprisingly. That wasn’t to say Spider-Man wasn’t active on the streets every day. It just wasn’t exactly news. Crime happens. Spider-Man stops it. Yawn.
He supposes he’d just have to find out what route Spider-Man takes his patrol on because there was no way he was blowing anything up to attract the guy. The feds were already on his ass because he “assassinated over 150 American citizens.” Pffft. Like he didn’t kill anybody who didn’t deserve it. His victims were always drug lords, pedophiles, and other scumbag criminals because he still had a moral code (thank you very much!).
It shouldn’t take this fucking long to find one guy. He’s an assassin for fuck's sake!
He began to question locals about Spider-Man sightings, though most of them just talked about the footage they’ve seen on the news.
It wasn’t until he came across a Deli owner in Queens that he found an actual lead, completely by accident. Truthfully, he just wanted a roast beef sandwich. He wasn’t looking for anything.
“Man, how hard is it to find Spider-Man in this town?” Richie said conversationally, leaning against the counter while the owner sliced the meat.
The mustachioed man looked him over cautiously, then spoke in a gruff voice. “I thought all youse masked freaks knew each other or something. Are you tellin’ me there’s not a giant bat signal shining out each of your assholes so youse can locate each other?”
For the first time since he came to New York, Richie busted out laughing so hard that he was hunched over and slightly crying.
Thank god for vulgar Deli owners!
As the man finished making the sandwich and rung it up at the register, he still kept a judgemental eye on Richie. When he finally determined Richie wasn’t a threat, he chose to continue speaking.
“Spider-Man comes swinging over this street right here every night,” he gestured out the window. “We appreciate having him in the neighborhood. Stopped my niece from getting mugged. He seems like a good kid...whoever he is.”
Immediately, Richie reached across the counter and grabbed the man’s face with both hands. Before the man could cold-cock him, Richie placed a chaste kiss through his mask the man’s mouth.
“You have just made my decade, buddy,” Richie shouted, throwing a 20 on the counter and snatching up his sandwich. “Keep the change!”
As he ran out the door, he exclaimed to himself, “I can finally get out of this godforsaken city and go home to my sweet, sweet Canada.”
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He camped out on the roof of one of the apartment buildings, after convincing an old blind woman to let him in the building because “his son locked him out.” All he had to do now was wait for Spidey.
He was like one of those animals that preyed on spiders.
Lizards??
At least, he thinks lizards eat spiders.
From this day forward, Richie Tozier a.k.a Deadpool a.k.a Trashmouth a.k.a the Sexiest Man Alive was now officially a lizard.
What a day.
At about one in the morning, Richie, sure enough, spotted Spider-Man in all his spandex glory swinging towards him. Before the little fucker could pass over him and get away, Richie stood up and shouted “Spidey!” at the top of his lungs.
Sure enough, Spider-Man noticed the antihero, standing in all his red and black, weapon yielding glory. But, he wasn’t as thrilled to see Richie as he thought the hero might be. Because, Richie is a gay dumbass, he didn’t consider the fact Spider-Man did everything by the books and was a goody-two-shoes, while Richie had been suspected of over 150 murder charges in the United States alone. So it shouldn’t have been a shock when Spider-Man immediately webbed him to the roof before landing.
“Oh wow. This is kinky,” Richie purred, wiggling underneath the webbing.
“Shut up, Deadpool!” Eddie shouted, crossing his arms over his chest. “What are you doing in my city?”
This definitely wasn’t the time to say anything to agitate the arachnid, but Richie once traded in his self-control for a pretty radical shirt.
He blew a raspberry, then opened his mouth, “like this is your city.”
Everything about this situation annoyed Eddie. It was supposed to be an easy, pleasant patrol with maybe some carjackers, not Deadpool! The man wiggling around on the roof seemed almost bored already with the conversation going on, and he insulted Eddie outright.
Eddie crouched next to Deadpool, prepared to cock him in the jaw for that comment. “Excuse me?”
The merc turned his head to look Eddie in the eye as best as he could with the masks on. “You heard me, Spidey. This isn’t your city. Derry is. Am I correct?”
For a split second, Eddie flinched away from the antihero as if he had been burned, then the shock was immediately replaced with indignation and rage. How dare anybody mention Derry’s existence in his presence! Doesn’t this guy understand how hard he worked to claw his way out of that hellhole?!
Richie sees the anger outlined on Eddie’s mask, the way his jaw and fist clenches, yet he’s completely defenseless. He’s sure he could take whatever beating Eddie could give him, but he sure wouldn’t enjoy it (despite what some people in Hong Kong might tell you).
“I was gonna be nice and leave you webbed to the roof for a couple hours,” Eddie strained through gritted teeth. “But, I guess I’ll just deliver you to the feds mysel-”
“Your name is Eddie Kaspbrak,” Richie interrupted, maintaining utter calmness and seriousness. “Your mom’s name is Sonia Kaspbrak. Your dad died of cancer when you were 5. Your first kiss was with Bill Denbrough during a game of spin the bottle when you were 14. You love the color pink, even though your mother would never let you wear it because it was ‘a color for queers.’ Oh yeah! And, your childhood best friend was Richie Tozier, who you promised to marry as an adult when you were 8.”
Though neither noticed, they both swallowed thickly at the last part. All the tension and anger flooded from Eddie’s body and was replaced by confusion with every word.
“Who are you?” Eddie whispered softly, sitting near Richie’s body.
“Uh-uh, Eddie Spaghetti,” Richie scolded, “let me out of your web, and we’ll talk. I’m not going to be privy to your dungeon porn hour.”
The other man looked skeptical, as expected, but he knew he could easily overpower Deadpool if he tried anything, Carefully, he began ripping away his webbings and releasing Richie. All the while, Richie quietly observed him. It seemed as if Eddie’s heart was going to beat out of his chest.
When Richie was finally free, Eddie stared at him expectantly.
“Richie,” the merc muttered under his breath, brushing excess web away from his suit.
“What?” Eddie demanded.
“Richie,” he repeated louder, looking Eddie straight in the face. “My name is Richie Tozier.”
Eddie scoffed and stood up. “Bye, Deadpool.”
As Richie watched Eddie prepare to swing away from the roof and ruin his weeks of hard work, he decided the only appropriate course of action would be to appeal to Spidey’s sense of goodness. A few feet away from him, there was a ventilation system with Big Sharp Blades.
Perfect!
Quickly, he got up and strolled over to the system, sticking his right arm completely. He let out some fake screams, along with actual real grunts of pain. Though he knew the fucker would grow back, losing an arm was literally always going to be painful no matter what. As predicted, the hero turned around at the sound of the screams and immediately ran over.
“Deadpool! What the fuck!”
“Look, Eddie! I’m Georgie,” Richie giggled, which broke out into maniacal laughter. It soon died down, then he deadpanned, “oh yeah. Wrong universe. You won’t get that joke.”
Richie was mentally patting himself on the back for yet another genius idea, as Eddie picked him up and slung him over his shoulders, piggyback style. Wow, this boy was strong. Richie would have to store that knowledge in the wank bank.
“Are you a fucking lunatic?!” Eddie demanded as he began swinging through the air.
A little delirious giggle from the blood loss escaped Richie. “Crazy’s my middle name,” he paused. “Wait. No, it’s actually not. It’s Michael. But, Crazy seems more rad.”
Loudly, Eddie groaned, mourning the loss of his nice easy night on patrol.
“I am so dumping you at a hospital.”
“No hospitals,” Richie said firmly.
“Where the fuck else am I supposed to take you?” the other snapped.
“Your apartment.”
Richie could practically feel the eye roll. “You know this was a lot of effort to get into my pants, but I’m not going to sleep with you while you’re bleeding everywhere.”
“So, you’d sleep with me if I wasn’t bleeding everywhere?”
Suddenly, the spot where Richie’s chest was resting on Eddie’s shoulders felt slightly warmer, and if Richie didn’t know any better, he’d say the man was blushing.
“Shut up, asshole! Give me one good reason why I should take you to my apartment.”
Dramatically, Richie cleared his throat, “because my arm will grow back, first of all.” Eddie turned his head slightly to see a small tiny hand poking out of what was a bloody open wound not five minutes ago. It gave a tiny little wave at him. Every thought he ever had about Deadpool being attractive shriveled in literally five seconds as he grimaced underneath his mask at the little hand.
“Second of all, I gave you literally every reason to believe I’m Richie Tozier, yet you still won’t listen to me! Do I have to start whipping out the cringy middle school memories to get you to believe me or what? Because I personally remember the “Eddie’s Booty Jams” mixtape. The ‘80s definitely weren’t as cool as everyone made them out to be.”
It was quiet for a long time, just the sounds of New York below them.
“If I take you to my apartment, will you shut up?” Eddie sighed, no longer willing to fight this crazy situation.
“Gladly, baby boy,” Richie purred, and Eddie honestly debated dropping him from this height.
“God, I hate you,” Eddie muttered. “And for your information, I would literally never sleep with you now that I’ve seen your weird baby hand.”
“So, I had a chance before!?”
Eddie groaned, not for the last time.
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Animorphs Liveblog #1
I borrowed Animorphs from some friends and liveblogged my thoughts for them. I thought some tumblr folks may enjoy them as well. Animorph content warning for fucked up shit. For kids!
The Invasion
1996
Jake is a Lizard, and this weird CG render of him in a shoe is actually pretty damn good for the time.
I forgot about the flipbook corners.
Everything I tell you is a lie, but you have to believe me
The Andalites promised they'd rescue us, and knowing what I know I do not believe that a smidge
Marco and Jake already already friends, Tobias is a new, awkward guy, Rachel is Jake's tall cool cousin, and Cassie is black and 'mythical'
So begins the heteros
Tell me more about Jake's brother Tom and how you two have become distant
Cool one sentence into each girl and I love them both already. Fuck the patriarchy! But also being a girl in public is scary
Ha. Ax murderers.at the construction site. Ax.
They're 13 right? Babies but also I call bullshit on towns with walking distance malls
Marco was right Jake the idiot
Shit wait which one dies how bad will I regret reading this?
I get Tobias man. Looking at that sky. Also Cassie just "ufo"
Marco is looking to make a buck off a ufo sighting. Okay
Jake is a dweeb so says Marco
Oh no baby bird you're clearly the best dude curse eager bird men
We all just stood there like fools
Hey the ship is burned and some of it has been melted! Also blue lights because all technology has glowing blue lights
Jake's family has a minivan (oh god these are small children), and Marco wants to be on Letterman. Letterman
Oh god right it's '96 you have to Go Somewhere to Call Someone. Wow 96 was
I was 5
I just turned 27
Technology
Rachel wants to Solve the spaceship and Cassie points out Star Trek is monolinguistic. As with all series, Girls.
Blue deer-taur with no real mouth and extra eyes on stalks with scorpion tail. I've been meaning to re-read Wrinkle in Time, but I think when I first read that at like, 10, I pictured those blind creatures like this
Please note, I recall fully reading one (1) of these books ever to completion. Rachel turned into a squid in that one
Yes Ax does look like he can kill. I assume he does at some point
Jake is almost crying upon seeing Ax, who already feels like a friend. Due to time travel and reincarnation, I am scared to find out why this is
Yes I Am Dying. Oh aliens.
This is not Ax, is it? Whoops
Cassie's family are vets. And she's ready to jump into helping
Hey whoever you are, just saying, it sounds like you're implying literally every other alien in the universe wants to kill us. Which is fair but
Yeerks. Rat sized gray-green slug parasites
...How does this Andalite (right?) know none of them are controlled by a Yeerk right now?
Marco is a bit of a pragmatist
Oh jeez lingo uh let's see: Yeerks have Bug Fighters, a Blade Ship, Dracon Beams which destroy things to a molecular level, Andalites have a Dome Ship and Z-Space is a thing
Expected Yeerk takeover time: A year or less Yikes
Hey Jake fuck you get the box
Ugh so straight
Got the cube and hey look a hologram of their family WOW MEAN
Ok so most (all?) Andlaties have a morph power to Alteans! blend in and hide also we acknowledge they are young
Cassie and Tobias for best kids right now
Two red streaks for Yeerks
Bug fighters these are
He looks at Tobias and feels weird like a chill. Normally I'd call Gay but predestination/time-travel/something is up
...How do they know how long two Earth hours are?
Oh shit Visser Three. And he can Morph that's uh legit concerning? How'd he get that and what horrible things have he done? Has? Have or has? Also, what WILL he do?
Third black ship, and what's his alien touched Tobias' head and did/conveyed Something
Oh cool construction equipment just pfffff'd out because a giant battleaxe ship with scimitar wings
Was this ship designed by the Hork-Bajir, who have blades on their wrists elbows knees and tails, and t-rex feet and falcon-beaked snake heads with three horns. Who are good people but all (?) controlled
Taxxons are Big centipedes with lobster claw hands, jello eyes, and a top mouth that's a pointy circle
Again, I demand quick satisfaction as to the positive vibes they get from Andalite1
Ah Visser Three is a controller of an Andaltie. Who was that Andalite?
Prince Elfangor-Sirinial-Shamtul is a mouthful
So if he takes over enough places, Visser will become One. Who's the current One?
Oh cool we're being targeted because we're over-populated compared to other species
Humans behind the Visser? Is it ya'll? Please be ya'll I love me time-travel angst
Now V3 is a big Monster and we're blowing up ships and I know this is a construction site but where is anyone else?
Aw Jake you wanted to help. That's dumb but aw
Death count: 1
Are Taxxons the ever-hungry aliens I've heard about? Or do the Yeerks just think it's fun to eat a dead guy?
Oh cool those were Human Controllers and Jake seems to know one. I assume it's big bro?
Most people are crying and Macro pukes I HEAR THAT FRIENDS
Split up? Jinkies
Rachel knows bad words. WHAT ARE THE WORDS K.A.APPLEGATE. TELL ME THE FORBIDDEN LANGUAGE (I assume Son of a Bitch from context but shout out to Rachel if it's Fucker)
They can kind of speak English? Ghafrash?
Hobo man: maybe dead? Probably dead
Jake's strongest real memory is of aliens smiling at him. Get it boy-you're a child get nothing please
So you're not close with Tobias, but you know he has a cat named Dude. Also: Cat is named Dude I love it
BTW Jake, noticing another dude is Glowing? ;)
Oh dang so Tobias doesn't know his Dad, Mom just left him around ten, and we're on a coast, with his aunt living on the other because his uncle is on this one
How long does it take to morph? This sounds like a concerning amount of time
Multiple minutes. Alright. Nightmareish.
Side note: semi-crouching warped human with long butt and stubbed feet stage of morphing in the corner here
Watching someone morph into a cat is giggle inducing. I will cherish these times won't I
Telepathy is a good, easy answer to lots of questions about weird powers and communication
Two year old string in a messy room. Boy
Ha naked. Also the cat instincts mean ...oh dear this is gonna cause problems
Why does Tobias get to decide Jake is the leader also why Jake? Not why like bleh why him but plot-wise something is the pre-meditated choice
Homer the dog. You watch The Simpsons boy?
Taking the dna puts the animal in a trance and it doesn't hurt to morph
Bones feel like they should hurt yeah that sounds right
Scrapping sounds are wonderful
Right you're not just A Dog you're The Dog you took from
Awww you're not a bad dog Jake. And Tobias is a good kid. And damn it I did not want to right about the brother.
Cassie has a farm and big brother Tom is in a club called the Sharing
He's obviously a Controller, but also "It's just sports"
I'm pro-anti-sports but anti-cult clubs
UGH WE HAVE TO RECYCLE Jake pls
Wildlife rehabilitation. Convenient to touch wild animals also a cow
Plus zoo mom so let's all be giraffes
Dang kids with their fireworks, taking over humanity and making cops somehow worse
Marco is scared and picky and right poor kid
Who also has reasons? Tell me more
Mom body was never found, Dad can't be around people. Ouch
Cassie is not only cool enough to have clothes, but can control the morph enough to play centaur
"We want them real bad" jesus yeerk cop, tone it down will ya?
Hey you look like your brother- come to our yeerk cult
Help endangered species? You mean like *eyebrow waggle*
Is Tobias/Rachel a thing?
CD game we were going to play on my computer. Wow
Hey not-Tom, why would these kids have read anything in a newspaper?
Wow this is shamelessly manipulative and creepy and thanks Applegate for teaching kids to be reasonably creeper out by overly forceful and manipulative folks
Jake honey Marco is right please stop living in denial
Let's remind Tobias, who is already a hawk, about the time limit
Feathers made of wax. This boy is going to fly too long in the sun
And then he was naked because boys don't care about that too much I guess?
So as long as the DNA isn't bad for any reason, the state of the animal doesn't matter. What about dead animals?
Let Tobias be superman. Poor kid
Yeerk pools have Kandrona rays, and Yeerks have to go back into a pool every three days. Yeerk home sun particles
Protect this child who can't fight for himself but will fight for the world
Time to infiltrate I guess? Gotta sneak into this night volleyball game
They live near a beach I suspect this is Cali, like all kid lit about young teens unless it's from the UK
Can you grab a morph from a friend if they've changed into a whatever?
Kids and Adults? Smidge weird
Poor actual Tom trying to protect Jake
They Would notice a horse wouldn't they?
Tobias hun no please don't make excuses I know being human sucks but come on
Oh course the Assistant Principal is a big bad
Convert or kill. Yeesh
Evil cops also Cassie being Black makes vague threats uhhh worse
Let Jake be a dog!
Ok but just pet all the animals? Lizard yes but deer? Wolf? Buzzards? Wildcat?
I just climbed into my locker all cool like playing it chill because everyone climbs into lockers all the time
This is a very small lizard
The animal brains being way more in control is fucked up
Cool so you just almost was stepped on, lost a body part, and have a still semi-alive spider inside your body after having seen an alien be eaten and knowing your brother is alive but controlled and may be sent to kill you. For kids!
And of course the brain slug pool is under the school
Do ya'll remember that Nick show about the bully who like, was about to die or was cursed, and he was a dog and only one kid could hear him and no one remembered him and he had to do a bunch of good stuff to be human again? Locking children into animal forms is a special kind of 90's torture I think
Rachel/Tobias is a hard thing and good because someone needs to love this kid my word
I appreciate Marco though. Hey shit head this is a dumb plan but you're my best friend so I'm in or what fucking ever. Asshole
I liked Cassie's little speech about Mother Earth
Marco named the band.
Marco is a good shit, but what does it even mean that Jake's always been a Lizard? Are you calling him cold-blooded? Flaky? A bug eater?
No family guest passes for the zoo?
I don't know what Bush Gardens are but is this that? Roller Coasters and Monkeys
Big Jim the gentle gorilla. Also bless Jake for riling Marco up
Let's drive! hits wall
Go right says Jake. Marco goes left
You had a chance at a rhino
Marco has a dark and tanned face
Male siberian tiger. I assume if you turn into THAT animal, you can be a boy turning into a girl hyena or a girl becoming a boy turtle right?
He's majestic and doesn't seem like he cares about you as long as you don't run
Lol ya'll almost died from a tiger? Sure you did
Jake's mom is a writer who is opposed to any TV but her own. Dad is a jokester. Is it Jake's mom who dies? I know a mom dies
Dad is a doctor
Cassie where are you did you get home from the zoo are you okay?
Okay Rachel and Tobias are just a thing already ok.
Oh cool the cop has Cassie I fear for her
We are Controllers. We are here to... Kandrona, Please give us the girl for... evil? Great plan
If you're so advanced, why don't you have elevators- me at Akio
So large underground city, small pool, cages 10 people per, aliens, construction equipment
Can Tobias communicate with Cassie from where they are?
Yeahhhh people volunteering to be controlled by evil alien slugs sounds sadly right. And hey, you get to watch TV
Poor Tom. And Rachel is ready to fuck shit up.
One alien of each two kinds dead, and a human controller flung somewhere to maybe live?
Elephant and Tiger time
And Marco is a gorilla
Later you would think about this moment WHY WHAT'S ABOUT TO HAPPEN TOM'S FREE AND WE'RE SAVING CASSIE RIGHT?
Can horses stairs?
V3 thinks they're Andalites. Ouch. Also where's Ax?
8 legs and 8 arms with 3 fingered claws, and 8 heads, tall as a tree. Vriska's aliensona
Oh good and it shoots fireballs from its mouth
Mouths
Jesus Marco just twisted a guy in half and his guts spilled out. Alien guy but still
Gotta love half morphed elephant ladies with shriveled trunk faces
Something happened to the cop, and Cassie won't say what. Hum
Tom is captured again. But you all saves One (1) human woman. It's a fucking start kids.
And Tobias done fucked up. Wonderful.
End Book #1.
Oh cool now I can finally start listening to Morph Club, an Animorph pocast by some cool kids
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