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gojos-thot-patrol · 9 months

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AHHHH IM THINKING ABOUT RYOMEN AS A DAD HELP ME

Namely, him getting fed up with kid cartoons.

I'm imagining him being forced to endure Dora the Explorer, watching her be like "do YOU know which one is the red path?"

"The middle one"

"Is is this one?"

"No, it's the middle one. That ones yellow."

"How about this one?!"

"Dora, are you color blind? That's clearly blue."

"How about this one?"

"THATS THE YELLOW ONE AGAIN-"

And his daughter just laughs at him cause daddy is so silly.

I'm imagining him sitting her down and reminding her "just so you know know sweetheart, if you ever talk to me the way Caillou talks to his daddy, I will personally set Cinderellas Castel on fire. Okay? Okay, good girl go play. And hey! Don't tell your mom I said that!"

Him crying silently while watching Bluey because he did not expect a cartoon dog telling him that his feelings matter and it's okay to be sad to hit him quite this hard, but he's here now.

And like...beyond tv, I just imagine coming home from work and finding him with pig tails in his hair, play make up sloppily scrawled across his face, toddler asleep on his chest and him being like "she was a hair dresser today. I told her I didn't know many hairdressers that did make up, and she said "you're right!" And upcharged me 145 percent, so...she's gonna be a great business woman someday."

Someone tries to comment on his pink nails and he decks them in the face cause his baby girl worked hard on his nails god damn it!

One day babygirl gets frustrated and yells "fuck!!" And he's just like "hey! who the fuck taught you that word?!"

Idk man, I think I just want to make him a dad, like-

#the thot speaks #thots on patrol #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #ryomen sukuna #ryomen sukuna x reader #sukuna x reader fluff #sukuna x reader #sukuna fluff #dad sukuna

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gojo-mochi · 7 months

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The Halloween event sounds of fun omg!!!

I live for spooky tricks, so let's go with a 👻 for Sukuna 😈😈

(I'm so excited to see what you come up with!!)

A trick? On Sukuna??? Gulp…

It was a simple trick really, snakes in a can. I mean, really, what could go wrong?

“Kunaaaaaa…” You whined, pretending to struggle with the fake can of peanuts. Sukuna looked down at you with a soft sneer, scrunching his nose up at your weak display. “Are you really having trouble with that?” He scoffed at you, if anyone was listening in they would think he was actually annoyed at you. But you knew by the tone in his voice and the fact that he was giving you attention that he cared.

Especially when he took the can from your hands without a word when you pouted and shaked it at him. He rolls his eyes; “Don’t bother me with trivial shit like this next time, brat.” He doesn’t really mean it, he enjoys having you go to him for help. You had to push down a giggle, watching Sukuna get ready to open the can, easily twisting open the lid and letting loose the fake snakes. They sprang up with a pop of confetti, one even hit Sukuna right in the forehead with a high-pitched squeak.

You doubled over in laughter, the look on Sukuna’s face was priceless, you wished you could have caught the moment in film. You clutch at your stomach as you wheeze out, tears streaming down your cheeks. It was extremely rare for Sukuna to be caught off guard and give you an expression different from his usually grumpy faces (other than the faces he gives you in bed…..). So you relish in the moment, finally having a small victory over your boyfriend. The victory celebration was short-lived however..

As you calmed down from your laughing fit you glance up at Sukuna. Finding him still in the same pose, empty can in hand, a blank expression on his face. You instantly tensed up, “Ku-Kuna?” No reply, he doesn’t even seem to be breathing at this point. You nervously shuffle up to him, poking his cheek. “Kun-AHHHH!” You screamed as he whipped his head around and grabbed your wrist and pulled you in close by the hips. Your nose bumping into each other, your heart thumping at the quickness of it all.

Sukuna still didn’t say a word, just looking down at you with an indiscernible emotion swirling underneath. He leaned in forward just a bit, and you thought it was aiming for a kiss so you tilt your own head up to meet with his lips. Only for Sukuna to rub the bridges of your noses together, almost like a gentle nuzzle, his breath fans out over your cheek hotly. His hand squeezes your hips once, twice, as he trails wet kisses down to the shell of your ear. Keeping it there for a while. “Kuna, can you say something? You’re scaring me?” Your voice wavered a bit at the end, you weren’t expecting such a soft display of affection after this prank, which made everything all the more terrifying. This time, you hear a deep rumbling laugh in return, Sukuna hand ghosting around to your back and pushing you in closer to his body.

“That was a nice trick, brat..’

“Do you enjoy having things shootout on people’s faces by surprise? Hmm, well?”

“...Because I can easily arrange that for you, go put on the blindfold for me and I’ll show you how a real trick is done.”

#sukuna x reader #softy halloween #gojo-thot-patrol #totally not screaming at seeing you in my inbox again omFDSFK dsfadsf hi uh hi i love your writing as you prob already know KHBDFKDSLF #thank you for the request!! i think this was my first sukuna actually omfg #₍ᐢ. ̫.ᐢ₎ softy writes #softy write #what does sukuna do to you after you put on the blind fold... well... :)

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stupid-sloot-headcanons · 2 months

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Starting Apothecary Diaries! I took relate to Maomao and her fixation on a random field of knowledge, a desire to not stand out, and revulsion at a pretty popular man trying to flirt with me

#like...son youre not flirting with ME out of a genuine interest. and no offense to eunuchs but if you cant breed then you cant lead #sloot watches #the fact she calls him pointlessly beautiful #tbh even with intact balls I wouldnt rly smash until he drops the act #good on Maomao for thot patrolling #.apothecary diaries #i hope if a romance happens that its a slow one #Me and the Bad Bitch (male) I pulled by being an Apothecary

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biomic · 3 months

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what is this family's problem

#thot those were putty patrollers tbh #kendrix morgan died for our sins #kamen rider for ts #gotchard posting

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leatherjacketsupervillain · 1 year

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Just thinking aloud, seems like they're building up to a Larry arc where he finally gets some looooovin', an uhh, Mr. 104 took a real interest in Larry, and Larry back... Just saying, if he can fuck around and manipulate chemistry and that, they can probably get around the whole radioactive hang-up and cozy up 🤨

#not a ship i thot id be spearheading looking at the comics #but show 104s kinda hot #anyway #larry04 #trainor4 #larry104 #we'll get there #doom patrol #erik speaks #larry trainor #mr 104

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hellfirenacht · 8 months

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I've been having thoughts I thought you'd like. Eddie is a DM, right? We don't really get to see him actually play dnd. So, how do you think he'd react to being a player? Would he try to break the game or get wayyy to involved? What class would he be? I would love to know your take lol

Okay so I have THOUGHTS about this. I actually cracked open my Advanced Dungeons and Dragons Player's Handbook for this. So this is all based off of my personal HCs combined with the original AD&D information that was available in 1986 (1st edition!)

So, all I can think of is when Eddie says to Steve in the Upside Down "Outside of D&D, I am no hero". Eddie WANTS to be a hero, he WANTS to do good without compromising who he is as a person. I feel like he'd build a character to reflect that.

So for race, I feel like he plays either a Dwarf or a Half-Orc. Dwarfs are non-magic and great fighters and I really don't see Eddie as being a magic based player. For Half-Orc I can see him relating a lot to being seen as an outcast so I think he'd like a monster that- Ah, shit. That's just Shrek.

My point still stands.

For class, there is no Bard in AD&D, fun fact there. And also that's too easy. I really lean into the idea of his class being a Fighter or a Thief, or even a multi-class. I feel like for Fighter he'd sub-class as a ranger, personally because in AD&D, all paladins HAVE to be Lawful Good. (This is going off the assumption that Eddie is cooking by the book here. I do feel like he sticks to the rules as close as he can, unless he can be convinced otherwise.)

So, for my answer, Eddie as a Dwarven Fighter/Thief makes sense to me.

As for how he plays....

As someone who is also a Forever DM, Eddie lives for the chaos and drama of being a player. He doesn't get to often, but when he does he is coming up with the most bat shit plans that he probably hoped his players would do in his own campaigns. He absolutely pushes the DM to their limit.

Especially in Hellfire Club, if one of the other members wants to run a one-shot it is at their own risk because I feel like Eddie toes the line between nightmare player and best player. He'll challenge you as a DM, but it is so worth it. Of course, he wants everyone to have fun and isn't going to steal the spotlight but he's always passing notes between everyone just to make the DM nervous about what he's going to do next. 95% of the time it's harmless. The other 5% is the DM needing a 10 minute break to reassess what the fuck just happened and come up with a new plan.

Eddie has learned to reel it in a little bit, knowing how frustrating it is to constantly be derailed and having to pause every half hour to figure out where to go from here isn't fun for anyone. But he's still Eddie and he will find a way to Cause Problems On Purpose during game.

#nacht post #eddie #eddie munson #gojos-thot-patrol-main #Why yes I do have a copy of the AD&D manual just for tiny details about my HCs that no one would care about except me

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not-souleaterpost · 1 month

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Man I wish procrastinating wasn't so easy, but somebody had to do this ancient meme.

#soul eater #thot patrol #outdated shit #I gotta get my shit together #I wish I had a puffy coat #idk #low effort meme #atleast it wont piss anybody off #but if it still does #yeah...sorry

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hyperboreandad-82 · 2 months

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#god of war #god of war 2018 #norse mythology #vikings #freya #kratos #thot patrol #meme #photoshop #fan art #odin #midgard #Valhalla

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knight-in-sour-armor · 1 year

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#THOT Patrol #National Thottish Behavior Prevention #Department of hoes and insecurity #Funny #Thot

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kairunatic · 1 year

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Imagine if these 3 ever met

#housamo #tokyo afterschool summoners #anothereidos of dragon vein #Aizen #Shiva #Dyne #The THOT patrol

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eyesopentv · 7 months

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YAY I CAN START CLOSING IN A FEW MINUTES

#miles thots #we’re closing early bc no one’s coming to the last 2 shows #the last two are taylor at 11 - it would end at 2am so i understand #and paw patrol at 11:30- no explanation needed

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gojos-thot-patrol · 8 months

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Please *falls to my knees on the ground* I-I need *gasps for air* I neED FORMER FRAT BOY DAD SUKUNA TO BE THE ULTIMATE GIRL DAD PLEASE OH PLEASE *rattles cup*

LOOK BESTIE, LOOK-

I can't really get into it cause that is a whole ass one-shot i got cooking up, but YOU ARE SO RIGHT.

He would he so wrapped around her finger it isn't even funny. He thinks he's weak for you? He's shaved ice in a Texas heatwave for her.

And the worst part about it is he has money, so while the two of you don't argue over drinking or other girls anymore you do argue over the logistics of getting a pony.

It's so funny watching this big bad business man, covered in tattoos, known for being a hard ass absolutely dissolve because of a toddlers giggle.

Or him telling her some of the tamer stories from history as a bedtime story, thinking it would bore her to sleep, but instead she's just as invested in all of it as he is so they stay up well past bedtime together.

And like...it's still Ryomen! He's not gonna be perfect. Like, there is a 64.3% chance that babygirls first word was "fuck!" Because of him and we all just have to accept that.

He put orange Fanta in a sippy cup for her cause "it's basically juice!" And now is suffering the consequences.

He learns to sew because when her favorite stuffie ripped, she ran to him to help. And while yes, he probably could have gone to you, he's so overwhelmed that she chose to come to him first that in his head he now HAS to be the one to fix it cause HE CAN NOT let her down!

She wouldn't care as long as the toy is repaired, but don't tell him that.

Definitely the dad that when she's sick he pours her her cough syrup in the medicine cup, pours a shot of whatever liquor is in the house for himself so they can take "shots" together.

Problematic? Oh 100% but it gets her to take her medicine, so shhhh

AND OF COURSE HIS FRAT BROTHERS WOULD STILL BE IN THE PICTURE!! She becomes best friends with her cousin Megumi after Uncle Gojo and Uncle Geto finally decide to adopt, taking turns spending the night at each other's houses

Uncle Nanami is always happy to babysit cause she's generally a pretty chill kid. This becomes frustrating for Ryomen because one day she comes home and demolishes him at smash brothers after Uncle Kenny taught her how to play.

And Aunt Mei Mei would fret over her so much omg. She may hate babygirls dad, but she would still die for that baby.

God I have so many thoughts about him as a dad but I need yALL TO GET MARRIED FIRST!! GAHH!!

#yall got me THINKIN #thots on patrol #kiwi-the-first #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #ryomen sukuna #satoru gojo #nanami kento #suguru geto #sukuna x reader #frat boy! sukuna x reader #frat boy! sukuna #jjk frat boy au #dad sukuna #dadkuna

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brainrotfm · 9 months

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Ahh, I just saw the tag you put on New Mistakes, I'm screaming!! Thank you for the much needed confidence boost this fine evening lmao

I’LL NEED TO GIVE YOU MORE LOVING TAGS BC YOU’RE ONE OF MY FAVORITE SUKUNA WRITERS AHSHFHJALA the way i have your entire master list for him saved in drafts 🥹 i just got around to reading your frat boy au WHICH I ADORE AND GIVES ME SO MUCH MUSE FOR MY OWN WRITING literally nothing but love from me to you 🩷❤️🩷❤️🩷❤️

(AND YOUR GRAPHICS i’m obsessed with the y2k vapor wave style and they’re soooooooo well done okay NOW i’m done simping xoxoxox)

#gojos-thot-patrol #syd.asks

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another-kshit-blog · 11 months

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Thot Patrol: thot spotted!!