The marriage quartette

he's such a third wheel

yeah sure

Imagine if he said "here you go butterfly" 😂😂😂

they know it-

sorry david hi david

see i think the reason my psychosis never got me sent to the psych ward. 1) i was too paranoid to tell anyone my thoughts and feelings 2) i read enough books about "this <insert crazy thing> is happening to me!" "i don't believe you, you're crazy" so i just never told anyone that my little sister was actually a robot (which, i wouldn't have told my mom anyways, she was the one spying on me) or that there was a zombie in the kitchen every night. i just had a very lucky combination of psychosis and paranoia that made me not share my delusions so nobody knew i was delusional because i had the paranoid thought of "they wouldn't believe me and they would lock me up for seeming crazy when I'M NOT (i was)"

“i’m not on drugs or anything”

*silence*

“i could be on drugs!!”

This will always be funny to me

It's one of my favorite headcanons that he doesn't have the greatest eyesight akshskdj he's just like me fr

everyone always asks wheres ganondorf, and how to defeat ganondorf, but no one ever asks hows ganondorf :(

Bonnie finally has eyebrows in FNAF

last semester i wasn’t doing well in a very important class i needed to pass in order to graduate so i was working my ass off writing essays and shit and every time i started slacking i would bring up this image and i’d say “ah fuck you’re right vash i really need to keep working” and then i’d write for another two hours and i actually managed to pass and graduate and i honestly don’t know if i would’ve been able to without this picture. thank you vash

for @starlcved cont from here.

there's no preventing the deepening blush in her cheeks at the compliment, a hand raising to tuck some stray hair back behind her ear. " i'm a journalist. i was working a story abroad, but ultimately it led me back home... " her dazed smile becomes somewhat abashed then, twisting the strap of her bag over her shoulder absently in her grip. " uh... no, that would be a first for me. and clearly a LAST with the spectacular mess i've managed to create! " she laughs at her own expense easily, tone still very much apologetic despite the other's assurances. " anyways, " despite the strangeness of it all, given that they led with kissing prior to introductions, she offers out her hand to the other in a more formal greeting, " i'm april, april anderson. i'll stick to some other excuse to get out of blind dates in the future, i promise. "

Sassy radishes 🥬

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