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Scribbles for a modern (?)/human(?) AU me and my bestie have going on.
Might make more of it in the future, but thats it for now.
Background info so you actually know tf’s going on:
- Vanilla and Cacao are married, have 3 kids (Choco, Caramel Arrow and Crunchy Chip)
- Cacao works full-time, Vanilla part-time volunteers at hospitals and is a stay-at-home-husband
- Choco was born from a surrogate Mother, Arrow and Chip are adopted. Choco is the eldest, Arrow the middlechild and Chip is the youngest.
-White Lily and Elder Faerie are also married but childless by choice
- They offered to look after the kids so Cacao and Vanilla can go on a Couples-Wellness-Weekend
- It didn’t go well.
#this whole au is very self indulgent#like super duper#cookie run kingdom#crk art#cr kingdom#cookie run au#cookie run kingdom au#purecacao#lilyfaerie#lilyfae#lilyelderfaerie#pure vanilla cookie#dark cacao cookie#white lily cookie#elder faerie cookie#dark choco cookie#caramel arrow cookie#crunchy chip cookie#sketches#doodles
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🔫post the full thing (pls)
AWHHDJSJF it's very self indulgent, but here it is 😭😭😭
It's Alfred hanging out with his kids !!! Eagledad with his little eaglets, if you will. The boy is named Davie (🥲), he's 4 and the baby is named Riza, and she's barely 1 hfjfj he has two other kids but they're probably out on a grocery run with mom AUWJFJ
#sol's art#♡ amesuzie → human au#i appreciate u for asking to see the whole thing !!! 😭💖#but as u can see it's very self indulgent sjfjksfh#eaglets tag
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FUCK YES PLEASE TOP GUN F1 AU !!!!!!!!
BABE THIS MIGHT BE JUST FOR US TWO BUT THANK YOU
Anyway.
BACKGROUND INFO IM SO EXCITED
Tom Kazansky drives for Red Bull, because of course he does, and his driving is flawless
He plays with the drivers, he keeps them behind, let’s them follow him until they can’t keep up, he follows them closely, he drives them crazy until they get tired and make a mistake and he overtakes them
He was nicknamed “The Iceman”, ice cold, no mistakes, that’s what they say about him
Ron Kerner is Red Bull’s second driver, he is a sneaky mother fucker, you don’t see him coming till he’s right next to you, great at overtaking, not so great at maintaining his position
They nicknamed him “Slider” after a particularly impressive move, a big crash in which he somehow managed to avoid getting hit, he came out completely untouched, he slides through the cars like its the easiest thing in the world
Pete Mitchell drives for Ferrari, his dad used to drive for Ferrari but he died in a nasty crash, lots of cars were involved and eventually they started blaming him, Pete will always defend him, wasn’t great for getting sponsors and actually getting an f1 contract but he fought teeth and claw to get to where he is
He quickly gained a reputation after joining f1, he’s impulsive and reckless, he’s aggressive, he does dangerous shit on the track and somehow he always manages to get results
People almost never call him Pete, they call him “Maverick”, the media calls him “Mad Mav”
Nick Bradshaw also drives for Ferrari, he defends like a god
His protective nature gave him his nickname, people usually shout “MOTHER GOOSE” when they see him pass
He may not be as great as Maverick and Iceman but he’s a damn good driver, everyone loves him
Hollywood and Wolfman drive for Mclaren, they’re the best teammates on the grid, they rarely fight, they work together like they have the same mind, they’re almost synchronized, scary as fuck if both of them are behind you
Merlin drives for Alfa Romeo, he used to drive with Cougar for Ferrari but Cougar had an accident and decided to quit formula one and Merlin moved to Alfa Romeo, which opened both Ferrari seats for Mav and Goose
Charlie is Ferrari’s strategist, she’s the best there is, smart, quick, she can adapt to situations in seconds, if only Maverick would fucking listen for once
Viper is Ferrari’s team Principal, he used to drive with Mav’s father, he’s a three time world champion
Mav drove for Alfa Romeo for two years before he got the Ferrari seat, he never won a race there but he got way closer than people thought he could
Before joining Ferrari, Goose used to drive for Alfa Tauri
Ice joined f1 when he was barely 18, spent a year in Alfa Tauri before he got a seat in Red Bull, he hasn’t won a championship yet but he has gotten dangerously close
Yeah that’s all I have for general background info, I got so much shit but I can’t put it all in one post
Appreciate how I stole inspiration directly from mr Max Verstappen’s life to write Iceman’s background like 💀 also appreciate how I didn’t include Merc not because I don’t like them (which I don’t) but because I completely forgot they existed AND appreciate me trying to make Ferrari an actual top team with people that know what they’re doing
And I know that an almost all American f1 grid is not possible BUT it’s my au and I get to chose the inaccuracies
Here’s the second part -> x
#don’t mind me writing down a whole au for me and this one person who I now love#we have impecable taste#you guys wish you could be us right now#right anon? I’ll just pretend you agree#icemav#top gun#top gun f1 au#(said no one ever)#this is a self indulgent post and work and it’s making me very happy#these posts MIGHT be deleted some day idk yet
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#greetings! I have been rather ill the whole weekend#so I have drawn very self indulgent howl AU hug because why not#I am so behind on everything wheeee#howl’s moving castle au#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bsd chuuya#bsd dazai#soukoku#my art#dazai x chuuya#skk#bungo stray dogs
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[ the great ace attorney ]
Pretend: An AU Of Sorts
#the great ace attorney#baroasoryuu#baroryuu#asoryuu#baroaso#tumblr gets the whole thing at once#if things look different after the 3rd or 4th page#it's bc october happened and i took a month break from this comic to do october stuff#this is an au i have in my head where ryu is a foreign exchange law student come to england#and zieks has been assigned to teach him#zieks has an apprentice/assistant with no memory of before he woke up on the docks of england 4 years ago#and is mute#ryuu and asougi have never met before in this au#soggy never quite regains any of his memories in this au#it's all very self indulgent lmao#also early 20th century starbucks lol#i know take out coffee wasn't a thing at this time but i have a permit
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You know how nowadays it is agreed upon that the Questing Beast from the tale was more than likely based on the description of a giraffe...
Which only leaves me to think Merlin gets like... a morbid kick out of people thinking that Questing Beast is a (relatively) harmless ungulate.
Did its venom almost kill Arthur? Yes. Is it a very powerful being of the Old Religion? Also yes. But imagining it as a giraffe is still very funny.
#bbc merlin#merlin#questing beast#I admittedly have a whole scene for a very self-indulgent AU about the whole “questing beast/giraffe” debacle#I should be working
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Gawain and the Green Knight really is so good...something about knights and courtly romance; Gawain being torn between mortal fear and chivalry, his own morals and what's expected of him...the trust, the warmth. The betrayal and forgiveness...also--gay--
#I just read a lovely comic for it and just. love love gawain and the green knight it warms my whole heart#my ancient medieval blorbos#I am also now having the most self indulgent circus man and magic man thoughts because...knight or royalty au...very fun for them I think--
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only true things even when she wasn't quite sure what was true
“You’re good at this,” Grace said, too languid to bother dragging a sheet anywhere near her body. He’d made her lose herself or lose that perpetual scanning awareness and responsibility that had kept her alive since the world had ended, that had helped her succeed at achieving her own goals and the ones her family had for her Before, but she hadn’t had any accompanying anxiety as she’d been released into sensation before thought, instead of thought, and she’d felt nothing but a wonderful, almost boozy peace after coming down from her breathless climax.
Read the rest here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/48560362
#the last of us#tlou fanfic#joel/grace#grace yang md#the whole thing on AO3 where it gets spicier#tessa-quayle#romance#no overt references to Ted Lasso AU#Joel plays guitar#very self-indulgent#my ofc
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pondering the idea of drawing watanuki as luka in the tailor of enbizaka because watanuki doing Girl Horror and being driven mad by jealous misplaced paranoia and murdering a bunch of people because he thinks he's being cheated on then dressing up in all their clothes and then murdering doumeki sounds fun as a detached unrealistic juicy concept treat
#and YUUKO AS CONCHITA!!!#i am aware theres bigger context and a whole evilousverse but like i mean just within the contexts of the songs and vibes#i want to dress watanuki up in fancy outfits and make him play fun little roles every so often like an idol in a drama#bjdtanuki strikes again#ok but IMAGINE if watanuki murdered several people in a jealous rage#its not realistic but it would be fun to play with like smacking barbie dolls together#maybe i shouldn't be talking cause#despite my au being designed to be as in character but also self indulgent as possible#and being meticulously sorted out in my brain#i cant get the idea of a bad end verse out of my mind#the vn writer in me needs to see it#when that fic finally gets fucking written i promise ill write a fucked up chapter where canary snaps goes feral and kills people#canary is a complicated and fascinating old man beast and i think he is very hinged and definitely will not cause earth shattering anomalie#and death omens#anyways art idea#faffing about#xxxholic#i guess
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i have not been able to stop thinking about my richjake angel x demon post and now i cant even figure out my own angel/demon lore
#lohst.txt#whoops jake is now angel turned demon#i had to figure out where he got the broken halo from#it was either going to be his own or like. from the first angel he killed or something#i think it hurts more if it's from his own halo from when he was cast out of heaven#(fun fact. i had a fallen angel au at one point. jake wrongfully (?) cast out of heaven and months later someone comes looking for him#what do they find? someone who was once His most loyal and devoted follower reveling in sin)#(anyway that whole thing was 100% a self indulgent projecting religious trauma thing)#(also the concept of Jake being raised catholic is interesting.#like. do i think canon jake was? no. not at all#but putting him in that situation of catholic guilt is again very self indulgent#i cant explain it. i think ive talked briefly about it before but i dont have the words right now)#anyway time to go back to writing a thing
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Oh God, I'm actually doing it?? I'm actually attempting to write this trashy Ricky/Christian idea?? 😫
This is such a bad idea, I am not equipped to handle this, LOL. It doesn't help that I'm still pretty under the weather and for some reason I decided to go ''Fuck context!'' and just started writing a random scene with no explanation of how they got there. I'm trying to write on Vibes alone but I have no idea if these Vibes are good or not?? I have a strong suspicion that it's cringey as hell already. And yet I still want to try? Maybe this'll be my way of learning my lesson about staying in your lane.
#What is wrong with you Sam you should not be allowed to write#Y'all have no idea how self-indulgent this AU is to me#And I know for a fact that even if I did write the whole thing - there's no way anyone would read it#It being such a rarepair and not really everyone's cup of tea or anything#It feels like I'm wasting time even starting it but...whatevs#I want to have fun you know? I'm hoping if and when I start to actually recover I can dive more into it#But for now just now that it is so very trashy and I am the last person on Earth who can do that justice LOL
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surprise! more zelda au but this time less sad and in the og not-100-years-later timeline
Yusuf fastens the buttons on his tunic one by one, runs his fingers over the delicate silver embroidery on the sleeves, pulls on the white gloves with their swirling golden patterns on the back of his left hand. It’s the afternoon of his birthday, and he hasn’t spoken to another person in hours.
Not since the guard had arrived this morning, with a folded piece of paper in his hand and the message that Nicolò would not be on duty today, but that he’d left a message for Yusuf. When he’d opened it, three dried flowers, almost perfectly preserved, had fallen onto his lap. The note had read, I don’t know if these have any kind of scientific value, but I thought you’d like them. Happy birthday, Yusuf. I’ll see you later.
Nicolò’s absence shouldn’t have unsettled as much as it has, but Yusuf has been feeling off-centre all day. A year ago, he wouldn’t have blinked at being by himself for this long - ever since his mother died, he has trained alone, eaten alone, worked alone. But he’s gotten too used to having Nicolò around, and now he doesn’t know what to do without him.
He can't stop thinking, either, about what he'd overheard Nicolò saying to Andromache less than two weeks ago, after Yusuf had spent hours in the freezing water of the Spring of Courage with absolutely no results, to the point where he’d barely eaten all day and almost passed out from exhaustion. I don’t know what to do, Andy. I care about him too much to watch him keep hurting himself like this.
He glances over to his desk, where the flowers are resting now, placed carefully on top of a blank page in his sketchbook, then back to himself in the mirror. Wonders if he looks as unsettled as he feels. It’s less than an hour until the ball starts - Andromache, Quynh, Nile and Sebastien have been here for a week. Tomorrow, everything changes, but tonight, he’s been instructed by his father to act as if everything’s fine.
When it’s time, he’s led from his room by one of his father’s aides and a guard to a small antechamber attached to the main ballroom. The man barely looks at him, just tells him to wait. Behind the door to the ballroom, he can already hear people talking. He tries, and fails, not to fidget too much with his gloves.
The door he’d entered through swings open again, and Nicolò walks through, lighting up when he sees Yusuf. Something in Yusuf’s chest finally settles.
Nicolò’s in his blue and red ceremonial guard’s uniform, sword strapped to his back in a more decorated sheath than the plain one he favors, his hair tied neatly back. His brown gloves are embroidered with the same pattern as Yusuf’s, but on his right hand instead. He smiles, looking Yusuf up and down. “You look good.”
“So do you,” Yusuf says.
“Did you get my note?” Nicolò asks, stepping fully into the room and closing the door behind him. “I asked Taloh-”
“I did,” Yusuf responds. “The flowers were beautiful. Thank you.”
Nicolò’s smile widens at that. Yusuf’s heart skips a beat, and he doesn’t know why. “I missed you today,” he says before he can stop himself.
“I missed you too,” Nicolò says, and the look he gives Yusuf is painfully soft. Yusuf doesn’t know what he’s doing, only that he has to do something. But before he can, his father’s aide returns.
"It’s time,” he says, before leaving again.
Nicolò offers his hand. “Ready?” he asks. Yusuf isn’t, but he takes it anyway.
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Most of the ball is a blur. Nicolò is with him for almost all of it, save the odd moment, and when he isn’t, Andromache or Nile or Quynh or Sebastien are. But even though he’s not by himself, there’s only so many people he can talk to and smile at before he needs a break.
He slips out of a side door when he’s certain the attention is somewhere else. Outside the ballroom, it’s near silent, and it’s late enough that the hallway is lit only by moonlight. He finds a small alcove that’ll hide him from anyone passing by, leans back against the wall, and just breathes for a moment. He doesn’t mind people, but he knows they’re all expecting more of him than he can give, and he’s tired.
It’s not long before he hears footsteps, and sighs. He should’ve known he wouldn’t be able to stay away long.
But it’s not one of his father’s men - it’s Nicolò. “Yusuf, you-”
“I know,” Yusuf interrupts. It’s not fair, maybe, but he’s tired of having his every move monitored. “I shouldn’t be out here by myself. But the castle is well guarded, so if that’s why you’re out here, you should go back inside.”
“That’s not why I’m here.” Nicolò looks almost hurt. “I’m here because you left, and I was worried. And because I am your friend, Yusuf, and I care about you.”
I care about him too much to watch him keep hurting himself like this. Yusuf hasn’t asked about it, but now he can’t stop himself. “I was awake, when we were visiting Andromache the last time.”
Nicolò blinks. “What?”
“I’d spent too long in the Spring the day before, and then I slipped away from you to go visit the Divine Beast. You found me hours later at the camp with Andromache. You thought I was asleep, but I wasn’t.” Yusuf can see the exact moment Nicolò realises what he means, but he keeps going. “You told Andromache you cared about me too much-”
“To watch you keep hurting yourself,” Nicolò finishes quietly. He’s silent for a moment, then- “What do you want me to say, Yusuf?”
“Did you mean it?” Yusuf asks, because - he’s not sure, really, only that this feels like something new and fragile and he has to know.
Nicolò doesn’t look at him for a long time, long enough that Yusuf worries he’s said the wrong thing. Maybe he never should have brought it up.
“Of course I did,” Nicolò says finally, quiet enough that it’s barely even a whisper.
Yusuf moves closer without really thinking about it. “You sent me flowers.” He sees it all in a different light now - the flowers and Nicolò’s perpetual habit of finding him things he thought might interest him, the times Nicolò would sit with him while he worked and remind him to eat before he even realised he was hungry, the way Nicolò would always be there when Yusuf needed him. He almost can’t believe he didn’t see it before.
Nicolò finally looks at him. “I did,” he says, and steps forward so there’s barely an inch of space left between them, and Yusuf can’t really remember how to breathe anymore. Nicolò cups his jaw in both hands, his thumb just brushing Yusuf’s cheekbone, pauses for just a second. Yusuf could step away if he wanted to, should really go back to the ball because surely someone else must have noticed his absence. He doesn’t move. Closes his eyes instead, and Nicolò kisses him, achingly gentle. Yusuf’s hands settle on Nicolò’s hips, keeping him close.
Even when they separate, Nicolò stays there, resting his forehead against Yusuf’s. This is dangerous, they both know it. Yusuf doesn’t know what will happen if his father discovers this, only that it will not be good.
“You’re thinking too much,” Nicolò says softly. Yusuf can hear him smiling, and opens his eyes. “What is it?”
“Nothing,” Yusuf says. He doesn’t want to think about any of that now. It can wait.
“Are you sure?” Nicolò asks. He knows Yusuf far too well, but Yusuf nods anyway.
Nicolò smiles, and kisses him again.
#this one i think is comprehensible to non zelda people#because i left out the Major Lore sections so this is a very stripped down version of this scene#and after there's a whole wider thing that references yusufs semi prophetic dreams but i need to leave some things for the actual longfic#i want to write someday. not yet but Someday#but yeah. have a lot of feelings about nicolo acts of service di genova in this au. bringing yusuf food when hes working. making sure he#rests even when hes training. bringing him things he might find interesting just to make him smile#something something yusuf is viewed as either a divine figure or a means to an end and nicolo is one of the few people to care for him just#as a person rather than a legend or in terms of what he expects of yusuf. yeah#2 ficlets in one day. who am i#i have a third which is heavily self indulgent lore stuff but the concept is very everything to me#neon writes#the zelda au which lives only in my head#the old guard#kaysanova#this was posted purely bc of shini's tags on the one i posted earlier! thank you im glad you enjoy this au! <3
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gamedev au is such ridiculous nonsense so far but somehow i already have like 3k written of it
#bee stuff#geraskier gamedev au#i did not mean for this whole thing to be so cracky AND YET#i mean there's going to be feelings and shit too#but its largely just ridiculous#realistic in some aspects and then COMPLETELY unrealistic in others#its very fun to write it with not much of an actual plan though#and not caring as to whether it makes sense#its very self indulgent
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REMINDER FOR FUTURE ME, write the introduction for Sky's capture and the destruction of skyloft please and thank you
#for context. I have a whole multi-link au that's kicked off by cia causing absolute havoc#like she actually manages to somehow rip at the fabric of time itself and crosses over to sksw. tp. oot. and the botw/totk timelines#the plot begins when hw link and sksw link are successfully captured by cia and are taken away to god knows where#lana quickly comes up with a theory that cia may be after ALL of the links due to her own obsession and for another reason-#instead of collecting the pieces of wisdom. aka the zeldas. cia may instead be planning on using the pieces of courage#oot link is very nearly captured as well but he manages to escape just barely. totk link is still asleep and hidden away but he's-#being hunted down by the yiga who have allied with cia and their efforts are being massively helped along with her magic#so it's a whole thing where the yiga manage to get onto the sky islands before anyone else and UHHHHHHH#this is extremely still in the works but I like to imagine that rauru feels that something is very wrong#a different sort of darkness has just appeared and this isnt how things are supposed to go. link needs more time#but there is none and rauru finds that the little protection that the ancient machines are able to put up is just not enough#STILL IN THE WORKS this is massively self indulgent but idc. I wanna torture the links#and yes this is just hw. tp. oot. sksw. and totk cause one: theyre my favs. two: there's already so many characters I can't handle all that#oh wait I forgot to mention. tp link also gets captured#so yeah it looks extremely bad at first cause 3/5 of the links are already captured and all the verses begin panicking a bit
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Hua Binan in the AU I'm writing where he succeeds in giving Chu Wanning the Flower: Surely he will love me now
Mo Ran: *exists*
Hua Binan: god fucking dammit are you kidding me
#press f to pay respects to HBN who cannot force CWN to love him in any universe#rip problematic king#kinda want to write something from his pov about the whole situation#to be clear he's a very very minor character in my AU#tho his finger prints are all over the place at this point he only make one brief appearance which is mostly me being self indulgent#blood like haitang#is it tacky to make dumb posts about my own fanfic AUs yes do i care no
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so. i've had this bloodborne diluc au idea since the game's release and i drafted a little bit in '22 and okay bloodborne diluc will always be special to me and i adore that others out there think the same but i'm not into genshin much at all anymore even if diluc & others are still cool BUT I JUST REALIZED ... bloodborne astarion au.
#⋯ ꒰ა starry thoughts ໒꒱ *·˚#this au is very. self-indulgent btw.#LMFAO ... and who knows if i'll ever post a thing or even properly write beyond the small intro i made last year!#but ya the idea is very dear to me :] then i realized rn i can switch it to another character from a media i actually currently really like#and likely will for a long time !!#it's about to turn 7 in the morning and here i am listening to 'the first hunter' and other bloodborns osts while getting ready for school#i am CRAZY ..... !!!!! oh my god#anyway bye. and gm lol <3 gl to me on my quiz later aaaaghhhhhhh#idk how a bloodborne au w astarion would work tho. bloodborne aus in general honestly.#<- i have adored the game for years and have it BUT I AM TOO COWARDLY TO PLAY...!!! i have tried multiple times and chickened out#but i will play properly thru the whole game one day <3 i adore the lore... gameplay... etc... but my biggest reason for playing is the#music tbh LMFAO unfortunately i don't have the dlc but i really want to fight ludwig and lady maria so badly#that. is my biggest reason for wanting to actually finally play thru bloodborne. AND the first hunter ... gehrman ohhhh
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