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liamobrienlove · 1 month

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Campaign 2 Episode 97 Liam look, you will always be famous.

#liam o'brien #critical role #this was a TREAT #this entire look was just...perfection #caleb widogast #my gifs #i'm killing someone queue please

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henchfry · 9 months

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Redraw to this thing

I’d like to thank the demons in my soul for possessing me to redraw this

And Codot for making a podcast that makes me keep coming back to it

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#my brain said: 🫡 and got to work #it’s been a while anyways #I’m allowed to miss the spooky man #I’m treating myself here #this was a treat #codotverse #rogues! the podcast #cv!jonathancrane

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amusingmusie · 2 months

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Yahooey, look here! It’s a writing piece for @strawberry-radio featuring our two favorite kinda lovers mostly enemies. Thanks again for working with me :)

#thank you again pookie #This was a treat #writing c0mm

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spookyspecterino · 12 days

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15 Lines of Dialogue Rules: Share 15 or fewer lines of dialogue from an OC, ideally lines that capture the character/personality/vibe of the OC. Bonus points for just using the dialogue without other details about the scene, but you're free to include those as well!

Thanks for tagging me! @fangbangerghoul

(This is a Picrew of my OC, Canary. I created her for the Bale Batman universe, where she commits various unhinged crimes. Just writing her for fun at this point and I've had a blast with her so far. I really was put on this earth to write crazy characters.)

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1. Canary tosses her cigarette into the street with a flick. "I don't know what you were originally thinking, big guy, but you're fucked now."

2. "You know that job was mine... are you stepping on my toes here?" She crosses her arms, leveling him with a stare. "Actually, don't answer that. I don't care."

3. Canary shrugs, that signature, slow smile stretching from ear to ear. "Bats...come on...let's just talk this out first!"

4. "Oh, I would never!" She hesitates, "Unless someone paid me to do it. Then...yeah, then I'd do it." Crane gives her a look. "What? I like money."

5. "Well, I could always break the Clown out..." The startled stares around the room turn to her. The conversation hushes. Canary smiles. "I'm joking, I'm joking!"

6. She takes a drag from her cigarette. The blood on her fingers stain the yellow paper. "You do that again and I'll kiss you on the mouth."

7. "I'm a fairly simple person. I like murder and I hate being in jail."

8. "Sounds good!" She shoves the knife deeper in the man's chest. He's already dead from the looks of it. "Absolutely no problem at all!"

9. "Do I look like I'm the kind of person that goes to a hospital?" Crane just stares at her blankly. "Come on, I keep duct tape in the car for a reason."

10. Canary scratches her head, or tries to to, but the cuffs restrain her movement. "Hey, bats. Can we hurry this up? I have a 7:00 I gotta get to." He ignores her. He always does. "I reaaally can't miss this, Barb is gonna be pissed if I do." Her cuffs rattle as she shakes her hands for emphasis. "We're reading The Great Gatsby this week and I'm in charge of bringing the snacks!"

11. "Fair enough. But I'm still going to put a collar on you and make you walk on all fours."

12. "Please don't growl at me, Croc." She pouts up at him. "You know I'm sensitive."

13. "How on earth am I--" Canary switches the cellphone to her other hand as she kicks the dead man's arm into the trunk. "--supposed to get anyone to respond to an email these days?"

14. "Yeah, listen. I've never had a problem with clowns, but this..." She looks around the room at the sea of colorful masks. "This is a little much for me. And I'm fairly easy going."

15. "So you want me to kill someone?" She shifts her weight, leaning against the half-wall. Her fingers turn over a pack of cigarettes. Crane nods in that solemn way he always does, never giving anything away behind those blue eyes. Canary continues, "Ok. I like you, so I'll do it. But I expect a favor, later on." She waggles her eyebrows trying to get some sort of reaction from him.

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No pressure tagging others that might be interested in playing: @nocturnest @aro-pancake @jakopom @bokatankryze

#This was a treat #Thanks Fang

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bakubunny · 2 months

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Storytime Time Anon📚📖✨️ - Let's talk about our favorite unholy one - Denki Kaminari⚡️⚡️ and his insatiable hunger to record the two of you in sex.

It's no secret that Denki has a huge oral fixation kink. It's also no secret he is a pervert that does such nasty things with you, as well as voyeurism. But what drives Denki up the wall is you consenting for him to record you or the both of you fucking😳😳 Denki has no shame and likes to record you in everything he does to you. Eating you out both from your pussy and anal hole? Check✅️. Sucking his long cock and making a mess out of it? Check✅️. Doing anal play with your ass and spanking you? Check✅️. Stuffing your panties in your mouth because of his oral fixation? Check✅️. Recording you getting pounded on and filling you up to the brim then leaking out of your pussy? (Or ass?) Check, check, check✅️✅️. He likes seeing you all pliant and obedient when he is recording you and how loud your moans and whines echo in the camera.

He later invests in more cameras like the ones with the tripods, video cameras and other devices to have more angles of the two of you fucking and doing all the lewd kinks the two of you indulge in. He sweet talks to you while being condescending as the sex tape rolls. There's nothing better than him recording videos of you all naked and bound/gagged/sucking him off or him eating you out and he saves these videos as permanent spankbang material and also to redo these scenes just cause Denki's nasty😩🥵

Plus, he likes recordings of him being the submissive and whiny one when you take charge and have him a whimpering mess when you edge him, tease him, face sit him, and ride him. He loves it all😵‍💫 he is watching a video of you being recorded in his agency's lockeroom, where you are moaning behind your panties while he switching between your pussy and ass, tongue sliding up and down, then tongue fucking them both. He watches as both of your areas are a mess of your juices and his spit, with the occasional spanking on your ass. He sends a text while he watches the video.

The text read "We are doing this tonight, cutie. Watch the video and you'll know what I mean 😏😏😏 we are gonna use all the cameras we have."

You gasped as you watched the video of the lockeroom sex he recorded you of and you felt your panties become damp from remembering and watching it...

(Denki is unstoppable and will be nasty no matter what we do...so let us give him this award of being the biggest pervert and sex god. I know Hanta, Izu, Kiri, Katsuki, Hitoshi, Shindō and Mirio would fight for this award. - Storytime Anon📚📖✨️)

good grief denki you’re a menace 😵‍💫

#Storytime anon #thanks love #this was a treat #asks #kaminari denki

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dumpsterfireofsubtext · 1 year

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just typed a whole ass ask and then it failed to send , so take three thousand

anyway yeah, beatrice w michael so much potential

picturing beatrice about michael like:

and it's just odd because beatrice knows michael is almost like a sibling to ava, and they're 🤝 like disabled solidarity and solidarity over being repeatedly massively & constantly fucked over by the system because of it, esp because for obvious reasons they're one of the only ones in each other's lives who can actually understand and relate, and she's chill w jc and only very mildly a teeny bit grumpy and pouty like:

when she's jealous of someone ava knows or is interacting w, esp the longer she's in a relationship w ava, bc she knows thereks nothing to worry about, so it's not really a jealousy thing but for whatever reason michael & beatrice just clash w and dislike each other, and it's mutual

they probably do a bunch of the rich british ways of being rude to each other, like beatrice only ever giving michael microwaves tea, calling him american, michael not doing the whole pinky extend thing in beatrice's presence when drinking tea, not introducing each other by name when there's a need for the two if them to introduce themselves to someone, etc

they're frenemies though because they have a mutual respect for each other, esp in regards to ava and that they know they'll both call each other out on the other's shit if they mess up in regards to her, and also because they're 🤝 repressed rich british people who've had duty engrained in themselves to the point of extreme detriment solidarity with each other (beatrice because of well, we all know, & michael because of reya and the whole "be a human bomb" thing)

yes there's lilith, but lilith is also v openly & outwardly prickly whereas michael & beatrice are more like:

not to mention i get the vibe beatrice & michael grew up w more public scrutiny on them and their family, and lilith & her fam w relatively a bit less, given beatrice is the child of diplomats, and michael's the child of a rich billionaire who founded a massive tech company that's been making waves w medical related tech stuff, and the whole "union of church & science thing", whereas lilith's family is neither of those (afaik), and probably purposely shyed away from public scrutiny on purpose given the public isn't supposed to know about the ocs and loads of women from the family disappearing and/or becoming nuns probably looks shady as hell, esp when you add in the factor of warrior nuns dying young which means those women would disappear to the public permanently and/or die of ??? circumstance

also i didn't really know what the movie i was referencing was either, as i only watched a bit of it from when someone i know was watching it around me, but i googled it and it’s apparently a comedy movie called The Big Year (2011) starring Jack Black, Owen Wilson, & Steve Martin, and my takeaway from the bit of the movie that i had watched and remember is just "office worker is a big nerd about birds" and given the conversation about beatrice & animals and your specific mention of a bird, my thought process was like beatrice & animals, specifically a bird - remember that movie w the bird nerd office worker guy -> beatrice as some Very Serious & lowkey unintentionally intimidating office worker who's secretly (or not really that secretly, people just don't ask so beatrice doesn't mention) a complete nerdy bird enthusiast would be cute and cool as hell

couple of hcs for this specific scenario because it kinda grew a lil bit of a tail thanks to the ✨vibes✨, but

1) one of ava's favorite times in the year, if not *the* favorite time in the year, is bird season because it's one of the few times ava gets to see consistently & constantly unstressed, unguarded, and unabashed about being happy & excited for something she has a lot of passion for, even around people who aren't beatrice's friends & family a bunch of times

2) ava & beatrice's first date, or one of their first dates (which may have been or started out as a blind date) was kinda awkward and stilted until some bird caught beatrice's attention because it's v rare to see in the area or something (idk, i'm not a birder), and despite her attempts clearly couldn't divert her focus, upon which ava amusedly & a bit curiously asked what was so special about the bird, which had beatrice explaining, and seeing beatrice so obv enthralled and passionate about the subject in her explanation had ava like 😍, which officially broke the ice on their dates and sparked the sparks (if they weren't sparked already)

also when i was typing the bit about bird nerd beatrice the first time and in a cool coincidence a bird landed near where i was typing, so have a couple of bird pics

This was a treat to read so Im glad it finally got through!!!

yeah, I think the longer Michael and Bea are around each other it's less about jealousy over Ava and more about just fucking with each other.

Oh yeah, they absolutely have repressed rich kid solidarity (along with Lilith so adding her to the mix would just bring even more chaos).

Bwahahahahaaaa that john mulaney ss is too accurate actually. And I agree with you about the public scrutiny thing, I mean Beatrice was sent away because her parents didn't want to look bad because she was gay. I feel like because of that they can't properly hate each other because they understand each other a bit too much??

That also goes for bea and Lilith too I think, so they all just end up being this trio of repression. (now I'm imagining them all banding together like the 3 horsemen of the repression apocalypse)

Bird-watcher AU when???? Because Beatrice the Bird nerd is actually adorable. Like maybe they meet on an expedition or something (??? idk lol).

God, I love putting characters in Scenarios and Situations.

#this was a treat #also???#did you type out this ask on a roof????#thats cool #misiek asks #warrior nun #avatrice

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heidiamalia · 1 year

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not me focusing too much on the tiniest bits of taika's segment in history of the world II, where i can reach for ofmd references

the two eggplants [🏳️‍🌈🏴��☠️💦💦🍆🍆💦💦]

the brief 'what if we fuckin' start a restaurant' talk

#also to note -#the cactus shaped like a -#heyyyy thats exactly what frank gives karen in the sexshop/landscaper au lmaoo #taika waititi #tv: history of the world part 2 #sigmund freud #this was a treat #our flag means death #tv: ofmd

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malwarechips · 15 days

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yknow i never noticed the sheer rareness of images having ids or alt text on this website until i started adding alt text to my art (and trying to remember to add it to any images i post in general, especially text screenshots) and that makes me kinda sad

#i used to be pretty intimidated by the idea of having to describe my art but. it isnt as hard as it sounds #i just treat it like im describing an image i dont have at the time really #plus ive been told that even a simple id is better than no id #lev.txt

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chilpilled · 3 months

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his smile and optimism…….gone………

#halflings being treated so horribly and being used as bait and him making a union so others dont get treated as badly as he did. ourgh #no wonder hes defensive and doesnt trust people. it makes me tear my hair out #my silly little rabbit…………#chilchuck tims #dunmeshi

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lemontongues · 5 months

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shoutout to slow growers, late bloomers, people whose plans got derailed by circumstances beyond their control or their own choices, people who never had a plan to begin with, people who have had to start over when theyre too old to feel like theyre supposed to be where they are, people who cant pretend theyre built for the environment theyre in, and everyone who's not living the life they thought they would. im proud of you for making it this far and i hope you keep going until youre happy ♡

#sage talks #making a sappy post as a treat :]

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ponydoodles · 7 months

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humans forever will love funny little horses. love and peace and ponies runs in our blood

#loved drawing this one!!!!!!!!#mod treat #mlp #my little pony #twilight sparkle #cave paintings

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notherpuppet · 2 months

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I didn’t mean to make a part two to this but my hand slipped

#radioapple #appleradio #a treat for lil ole me #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #alastor #my doods #charlie morningstar #hazbin lucifer #angel dust #husk #cherri bomb #niffty #vaggie

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whats-this-mustelid · 8 months

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I just think that 'animals are living intelligent creatures that have feelings and deserve to be respected' and 'when done properly farming is beneficial to both people and animals and there's nothing wrong with raising and killing animals for food, clothing, and other products' are concepts that very much can and should coexist

#i think a lot of people get too carried away in farming discourse to actually remember both of these things #some people are so aggressively anti-farming that they forget that meat and fur are necessary for some people #and that farming helps prevent overhunting of certain species #but some people are so aggressively pro-farming that they begin to think of animals as objects #that only exist to provide them with a product #animals deserve to be treated with respect and be given the best care possible while they're alive #but that doesn't mean that its a bad thing for them to die

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langernameohnebedeutung · 1 month

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Lae'zel's character and her entire situation at the beginning of the game becomes so much more funny when you find out she's 22. It makes so much sense. Imagine you're 22 and you're exposed to this dangerous toxin or chemical or something - but not to worry, you learnt that this can be easily fixed, you just need to dial 911 real quick. Common knowledge. Everyone knows that. You learnt that in kindergarten, it's up there with fire alarm drills.

But the people you're stuck with have no concept of modern medicine and when you say "let's go to the hospital" they will say shit like "i think they kill people at the hospital" and "we should ask this swamp lady" or "this guy over there told me about this homoeopathic healer kind of guy but he got abducted" or "this random bard wants to help" and "I'm not going to dial 911 because I don't want the government to know my home address" or "maybe we should consider a deal with Satan". And then a bunch of them KEEP consuming the chemical because it makes them "stronger". One guy might explode for unrelated reasons. You have a few days before this situation is getting critical and suddenly they're solving crime and doing general charity for the community.

And FOR SOME REASON you still try to help these idiots and you STILL want to help them get the cure even though they all keep insisting the "doctors" at the "hospital" might try to "kill them" and they don't have insurance. And you keep telling them to just. go. to. the. hospital. before the time runs out and you all die very horribly of a very treatable condition.

And also you're 22 in a foreign country and you're responsible for shepherding this gaggle of idiots who are all ranging anywhere from 24 to 240 years old.

#you have to consider the fact that she has no reason to doubt or question the Creche as the easy fix for her problems.#Go there. Get Purified. Done.#and she even wants to make sure that this lot gets treated too. Honestly she is so good to them by Gith standards it's insane #baldur's gate 3 #lae'zel

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sweaty-confetti · 9 months

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idk y’all should treat fat men better. and i don’t mean mildly chubby guys i mean honest-to-god love-handles-and-double-chins fat guys. stop calling them shit like discord mods or gross weebs or nasty creeps or neckbeards or that they’re stinky or sweaty or beer bellied or whatever else. fatphobia isn’t cute, even repackaged in a neat little box of “ew men”

#and this isn’t some like “IF A CUTE GUY HARASSES A GIRL SHED LOVE IT BUT WHEN A FAT GUY DOES IT SHED HATE IT”#I guarantee she’d hate it nontheless #just saying that the way some of y’all treat fat guys is seriously disgusting #and a lot of em end up falling down the incel and rightwing pipelines because of it #fatphobia #antimasculism #fatphobes #male fatphobia #transandrophobia #anti transmasculinity

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wolfythewitch · 4 months

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i have so much rage in me one day i think i will explode. i dont think i know how to forgive as much as i know how to forget

#art #wolfy religious tedtalks #sketch #comic #i have such a huge disconnect with my emotions and i do genuinely think a lot of it ties back to religion #crazy how that happens #whats funny is i now have a lot of people i vaguely dislike but cant remember why.#crazy what happens when you treat forgiveness like an instruction and not a process

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