#this was PAINFULLLLLLLL
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roma winning, inter winning, atalanta won, lazio winning, juve won......why are we like this
#cremonese are funny but i need them relegated#JUST for the matches vs milan#SOOO FUCKING PAINFULLLLLLLL#monza scored!!!
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LORD OF SHADOWS REACTION POST
I didn’t want to make an entire reading thread like I did with Lady Midnight (which was kind of popular for my typical stuff, I still don’t know why, it was just a lot of flailing) because LoS is still so fresh and I’m afraid to spoil anyone who might not have the tags blacklisted. So under the cut, IN ORDER AS I READ, is my genuine LoS reactions. Enjoy my flailing.
Kit you precious little bean don’t steal daggers you should know better
JACE IS HERE SHIT SHIT SHIT
He just had to go and name drop Will in like the first five pages I am C R Y I N G
Oh Julian is being ‘scrupulously polite and kind’ over you and Mark’s “relationship”? IS HE EMMA? IS HE REALLY?
Ew Mark kissing Emma’s cheek made me want to throw up blood too, Julian
“Did he just kill Magnus?” I HOPE AND PRAY I NEVER SEE ANY VARIATION OF THAT SENTENCE EVER AGAIN
Take a shot every time I think to myself “ugh, Perfect Diego”
FUCKING HELL PERFECT DIEGO AND CRISTINA ARE BACK TOGETHER DAMMIT CRISTINA
Awwwww Ty my precious son you’re so concerned for Kit
I love Mark so much my sweet faerie child
UGH EMMA AND MARK KISSING GROSS MAKE IT STOP
CLARY TURNED DOWN JACE’S PROPOSAL HAHAHAHA WHY AM I LAUGHING
Cassandra Clare let me make something clear if you ever kill my daughter Clary Fray I will SET THIS WORLD ON FIRE
so clary is having dreams of her and emma and cortana and she knows she’s gonna die uMMMMMMMM????? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK???? IF MY GIRL EMMA HAS TO KILL CLARY FOR WHATEVER REASON YALL CAN CATCH ME 6 FEET UNDER THE GROUND
THAT’S RIGHT KIT YOU DEFEND TY BLACKTHORN
Mark and Cristina Mark and Cristina Mark and Cristina MARK AND CRISTINA
God bless America I forgot how much I adore Jace Herondale but then at the same time he makes me miss Will and when I miss Will I want to DIEEEEEEE
take a shot everytime someone says something to the effect of “we can’t involve the Clave”
lol jace “i’m just going to haul clary off to *wink wink* get chinese food *wink wink* be back in 20 *wink wink*”
oh wait they actually just got chinese food wtf i need me a man like that
MAGNUS AND ALEC ADOPTED A SECOND CHILD NAMED RAFAEL DONT MIND ME ILL JUST BE SOBBING INTO MY BEER FOR THE NEXT HOUR
More of Ty and Livvy’s relationship pls i love sibling bonds
WTF ZARA???? PERFECT DIEGO IS CANCELLED YET. AGAIN.
“Smug bastard. Hair’s too good. I don’t trust people with hair that good.” KIT MY SON IM ADOPTING YOU IMMEDIATELY
Julian slamming the door in Emma’s face made me slam MY face into a door
“She refused to hurry her steps — not for anyone.” Note to self: be more like Cristina
okay real quick these centurions talking shit about my father magnus bane are about to find my six inch stilettos up their tight assholes bYE
okay these nazi centurions are CANCELLED
oh my gosh my smol son ty smiling at kit kill me NOW
DONT WORRY JULIAN IM RUINED TOO LAFJLKAFJ;L; THAT KISS SCENE MY GODDDDDDD
wow who would have thought i would like gwyn damn (also gwyn x diana??? im??? here for it???)
THEY’RE GOING TO THE FAERIE COURT FUCK ME UPPPPPP
NO FUCK OFF ZARA YOU CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF
wait but… but kit and ty… but he just kissed livvy and they’re cute too… gdi
i hope emma and/or cristina rips zara’s head right from her shoulders
JULIAN AND EMMA ARE KISSING AGAINNNNN
FUCK IT WASN’T REALLY HER
FUCK
what
w h a t
W H A T
HER FATHER OH TKLEJFLMY GDO EM AM AY IT S YOUR DAD WFFJTF
jk it wasn’t her dad gdi
Diana is my mother now since she just SHUT ZARA TF DOWN
MALCOLM???????????????
oh shit yall it’s the ‘oh no we have to share a bed’ trope and i am LIVING
julian hiding his boner is my aesthetic
emma you can’t just casually mention my father luke garroway wtf
I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW ITTTT ANNABEL KILLED MALCOLM
what’s wrong with Cristina’s arm… wHAT’S WRONG WITH CRISTINA’S ARM LEAVE MY DAUGHTER ALONE
Julian just snapped at Emma and I have never been more uncomfortable please stop fighting mom and dad
“neither julian nor emma slept well that night, though each of them thought they were the only one troubled, and the other one was probably resting just fine” real quick i just need to go drink a gallon of bleach to get over this
all these references to will and jem are really fucking me up
GDI JESSAMINE
WILL AND JEM’S HEIGHT MEASURING WALL IM SOBBING JUST LEAVE ME TO DIE
“Tessa used to come and ask me too. She wanted to know where Will was.” WHAT THE FUCK A LOT OF PAINFUL THINGS ARE HAPPENING ALL VERY QUICKLY
“I want you to be proud of me.” SHIT FUCK HELL DAMN FUCK
MARK AND THE GNOME IM CHOKING
Real quick Bridget imma need you to stop alluding to jem and will and also tell me how TF YOU’RE ALIVE
oooOOOOoooo a compartment to themselves??? HMMMMMM
Mark x Kieran x Cristina did you mean Lito x Hernando x Daniella?
ANNABEL GET AWAY FROM MY SON JULIAN
KLDKFLAJFK;AFALKL MAGNUS SAVING MY CHILDREN AT THE SHADOW MARKET IM SO FUCKING ALIVE
I love my father Magnus Bane
I LOVE MY FATHER ALEC LIGHTWOOD
Alec talking about Jace you bet your sweet ass I’m crying
On a serious note — props to CC for this representation of autism through Ty, and how Kit treats him so damn well. Very, very cool.
GWYN AND DIANA ARE ADORABLE FIGHT ME I LOVE THEM
My domestic fathers Magnus and Alec are saving my life
BRIDGET WANTS THAT LIGHTWOOD DICK EVEN STILL
All Magnus wants to do is adopt every sad downworlder alive and I LOVE HIM ALL THE MORE FOR IT
EMMA AND JULIAN HOLDING EACH OTHER IN THEIR SLEEP BYE FOREVER
Don’t worry Emma I too live on the Sexy Thoughts River and the Sea of Perversion
EMMA WANTS A SELFIE WITH A PISKIE IM CHOKING I LOVE HER
FUCK SHIT IT’S JAIME NO DRU RUN
Mark just had a sex dream about Kieran in the library I’m laughing so hard
OH KIERAN GAVE HIM THE SEX DREAM WOW KINKY I NEED ME A FREAK LIKE THAT
Actually wait I change my mind fuck you Kieran that wasn’t cool of you
THE PLATE OF SCONES IM CRYING I MISS YOU SOPHIE AND GIDEON
NO SIR JAIME YOU STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER DRU YOU INSOLENT FUCKBOY
DAMN can CC write so freaking well holy shit
but are Cristina and Mark kissing because they love each other??? or because of the binding spell?????? will the world EVER KNOW????
POLYAMORY???? WHAT??????
Kit and Ty are … the … most adorable thing… in the whole world…
“It's a burden being sarcastic” I’M CHOK ING TO DEATH
FUCK YOU EREC FIRST YOU COME AFTER MY DAUGHTER CRISTINA NOW I FIND OUT YOU TORTURED MY SON KIERAN???
Jaime is evil I can smell it
MOM AND DAD ARE FIGHTING MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOPPPPP
Julian appearing out of nowhere sitting on a boulder in the pouring rain completely Unbothered™ like name a more iconic entrance
DADDY JULIAN HAS EMERGED HOT DAMN SHOVE HER AGAINST THAT WALL DADDY FUCK HER REAL GOOD I need to chill i'm sorry
BREAK MY HEART BREAK IT IN PIECES
Gdi Dru
SLAP HIM CRISTINA YES MY QUEEN
Wait... shit is Jaime actually a good guy? DAMMIT
MAGNUS CAUGHT THEM LOLOLOL he isn't even concerned though bc he knows parabatai love each other extra hard bc he witnessed Will and Jem's love firsthand lol BYE
Who tf is Ash? I mean he's Dru's age and they just had a "coincidental meeting" so CLEARLY he's a love interest but
NO FUCK YOU JAIME I STILL DONT TRUST YOU
DIANA IS TRANS WHAT IM SO HERE FOR THIS MY STRONG WARRIOR QUEEN
Gwyn is the actual love of my life
"Pyromania interests me" Ty, my son, I love you
Dad!Julian makes me WEEP
Coincidentally, Dad!Alec ALSO MAKES ME WEEP
PRETENTIOUS HAIR PRINCE JENXKAOOAJW EMMA I FUCKING ADORE YOU
MAGNUS NAME DROPPED MY MOTHER MAIA OMG
Emma referring to implied polyamory as a sexy weirdness is ME
Pffffffft Kieran calling Diego the "very handsome stupid one" is ALSO MEEEEEEE
"The bad things can't matter more than the good things" Cristina....... my daughter........
Ty's letter GOODBYE ALL IM DONE
HELEN OMGGGGGGGG
Kieran ain't got time for your SHIT Robert
MAGNUS NOOOOOOOOOO
Sassy!Alec defending his man and not dealing with Bigot!Zara's bullshit I’m so wet
OH MY GOD ROBERT
NANSIZOANWPZOAPALWK THE MORTAL SWORD OMG
what
what
what
what
what
what.
Livvy isn't dead
No
No livvy isnt dead
No no
Wait what the FUCK
THATS THE E N D ????
W H A T T H E F U C K
BYE.
BYE forever I'm going to go live in a world where Livvy is alive and well because fuck all this BYEEEEEEEEEE
so like 2019…. where u at
#moe reads los#los spoilers#lord of shadows spoilers#lord of shadows#this was PAINFULLLLLLLL#O U C H#cc you've done it again#amazing#A FUCKING PLUS
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Me rewatching the day of the black sun:
#heck ive spent the last 45 min with a pit in the bottom of my stomach#why is this so painfullllllll#dont rewatch atla in less than a week#bad for the heart#a:tla
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Please 😭😭😭you are so nice. I can totally imagine you doing that, also your ex was too cute for this.
Funnily enough seokjin came in my dreams last night and I KNOW we were about to fuck but my phone rang and I woke up.
Leaving my sweet dreams behind, to never be able to be reached again. I was so 😒🤬 that I blocked the number without looking. 😡
Since you told me a story I think I should share one too. It's a long one.
TW: MENTIONS OF BLOOD AND INJURY nothing major though
It is about the time when 1st butter performance premiere during the billboard. I waited till 6 am in my country but they didn't come so I went to sleep (They came at 6:30 am 🙂🔪🙂🔪🙂🔪)
My sister tried to wake me up but I wasn't having it, I was EXHAUSTED. Finally woke up at 2 pm. My sister came jumping ranting about how good the performance was, how they were swinging their hips in front of our faces and how they looked so amazing. I wanted to scream CAUSE BITCH I JUST WOKE UP CAN'T YOU SEE😡😡😡😡😡
But I controlled myself. You see I live in a tropical country. Our ceiling are not that high and I have a ceiling fan. It is just above my bed. I use it during this time of the month at full speed. I am 169cm (5foot 6inch) tall so when I stand straight on the bed my head is like 4 inches away from touching it. And since I know this fact very well I am very careful.
Generally.
Anyway I paid her no mind, she was ranting I was folding my duvet with my eyes still half close cause I was Veeeerry sleepy. She said Ivy look JOON's dick. I was like uh whatever. Then she physically leaned as close as she could and showed me this
as I was raising my hand (to fold the duvet, this bitch is very long). I gliched. My brain short circuited, I forgot what I am, where I am, what I am doing. My head was filled with daddy long legs joon and his huge dick.
Suddenly we heard a huge clank. The fan was trembling like it was having an orgasm.
I realized my fingers feel like they are about to burst and are still raised.
And omg!!!! I hit the Fan (literally), running at full speed. It was hurting like a bitch, I had a deep cut on my middle finger, and my index, ring and middle finger was swollen like they had elephantiasis. Blood was coming out, it was not a lot but was enough to bring me back to the reality.
I started laughing from disbelief.
My 1st thought was "wow I am about loose my hand due to some dick, I sure am a harlot" "its not some dick it's joon dick" my brain reasoned. That gave me sweet relief.
My 2nd thought was atleast I still have fingers. Cause the Collison was loud enough for me to be fingerless.
My 3rd though Omggg fire is about to come out of them (cause they were so hot and it was painfullllllll) and I should hide as I heard my mom approaching.
(Yes I am Asian, I am pretty sure you can tell that as I was more scared of my mom finding this out than about the fact that something my be broken and THERE IS BLOOD.)
Nothing was broken though, I am okay now. It took long for it to heal completely and during that time slightest movements cause me pain
(yes I was scolded a loooooottttt) But now I have a small outgrowth on my middle finger (which is fading day by day😔😔) which reminds me of joon's dick everytime. So I would say it wasn't that bad.
I've got it bad I know😔
Since you read this huge boring story here is a cute yoongi, tae and kook for you, enjoy😇😇
I hope you are Having a good day.
(P. S. Look at yoongi closely you will find the happy trail 😉)
✨Ivy✨!!! I have only just been resurrected from the assault of these thirst pics... and JK did that vlive with his see through pjs and I'm just... just ded now
1. my condolences on the lost opportunity to dream-fvck THE kim seokjin
2. i can't stop cackling over your very visceral reaction to nam-buldge pics hahahaha also, RIP poor finger hahaha i mean, i'm super glad you're ok... but that's sooo funny
3. i'm still trying to recover from those thirst photos, but i'm strugglin
I hope you had a wonderful day, ✨Ivy✨!!!
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ahhh swallowing is so painfullllllll
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I want to write stuff but my back is hurting really bad tonight... I’ll try tomorrow but my goodness it is painfullllllll
but i also reallllllly want kenpachi fluff??? like human!reader-chan is asked by ichigo to let him stay at her house/apartment cuz no one wants to take kenpachi but reader-chan has a hard time saying no to people? then i also have a lot to knock out in my inbox.
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What about the episode the deadly years? what did you think of it?
The one where everyone (but particularly Kirk) confronts the inevitability of aging? From what I remember that episode is as great as it is painfullllllll. I covered the whole episode in The Commentary over here if you overly detailed and fangirly analysis of the entire thing. =)
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How is your tooth? I know how painful it is to have a wisdom tooth growing sideways and I hope you are feeling better now! please take care of yourself :(
it’s so painfullllllll i can’t eat or talk smh i will have to call the dentist tomorrow and see about scheduling an appointment but for now im using cloves to numb the pain :/ but thank you so much for asking and i hope you’re having a good day xxx
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STAAAAAAAAHP. DON'T LIE TO YOUR BOYFRIENNNND. THIS IS SO PAINFULLLLLLLL. KAOOOOOO. Also Rain skipping out on grocery shopping to buy (bad) cake ingredients with that Lemon Girl would be funnier if her ever prioritized the cafe over anything else ever! - Curious Anon
LEMON GIRL ddfgkfkgjh
Hahahhah I feel that! But tbf if my sibling opened a cafe and then expected me to work in it constantly, I’d be annoying too gdgdfg (I know they technically own it together but Rain is still in college and Sun is the adult here)
GOD I KNOW I HATE WHEN COUPLES AND BEST FRIENDS LIE TO EACH OTHER IT IS PAINFUL TO WATCH
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I bought myself some TCG codes for my birthday (and not the actual cards because I have too much shit laying around as it is), but waiting for the email delivery is painfullllllll
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alaynestone replied to your post “fdtd + kisa + canvas”
this is so painfullllllll. malvado grooming her and having her portrait drawn again and again (i remember you sharing that headcanon) kisa already learning to adapt and hide the parts of herself that don’t fit the image he’s designed for her. the way her tears and who gets to see them are all she has ownership of anymore. i’m upset
I’ve struggled for daaays to come up with a proper response to this because you read so much deeper than I think I got, but I’m glad it came across anyway. Your praise is too much, but thank you so much for your lovely thoughts (even if i struggle with responding to them lol)! <3333333
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