#this or the laminator
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What's today's category, please? They've had to bring in the most narcissistic thing.
#taskmaster#taskmasteredit#taskmastersource#panelshowedit#mawaan rizwan#alex horne#greg davies#s10e06#tmb gifs#maybe my favorite prize entry#this or the laminator
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Jeane from No More Heroes II
#cat#named#no more heroes#no more heroes 2#no more heroes ii#jeane#cat jeane#jeane no more heroes#gif#flashing#flashing gif#i feel like she sounds like a laminated page flapping#this looks like a warioware minigame tbh
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just re-watched the steve rescue vid. sitcom character ass mf. i love him so fucking much 😭
#phan#dan and phil#im pretty sure this was one of the first AP videos i watched#and it really made me wanna laminate my stan card. it's so endearing
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my favorite pre-canon bi buck moment is actually his scrunched little face going "unless that song was based in truth, I don't think it's ever actually raining men." his confusion and disappointment. perfect representation.
#hes so stupid i want to laminate him and press lip stick stains all over his forehead and then shake it until hes going FWUBBAFWUBBAFWUBBA#evan buckley#911 spoilers#weewoo brainrot#911 abc
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needy for him
marc guiu × female reader
warnings: smut
He looked so hot. He looked so hot laying in that couch wearing only a pair of boxers that you couldn't help but clench your thighs. He was used to doing that, walking around the house in underwear, pretending he didn't know it provoked you. You've never been so attracted to anyone like you were towards Marc. His back and arms were huge although his sport didn't involve having a big upper body. But he trained hard, he was probably the most disciplined person you knew. His abs weren't that marked but his v-line was what made you go feral. It made such a good contrast with his small waist that you couldn't help but constantly imagine wrapping your legs around him. But the cherry on top for you was his happy trail. You find it so sexy that you'd actually get mad whenever he shaved it. Your face dropping when you noticed, and him laughing at you for being so dramatic.
And there he sat, on the couch of your apartment where he would sleep at almost every day. His legs spread and his arms outstretched while he watched some old game that he missed due to training. You walked towards him and looked him in the eyes trying to catch his attention. All you ever wanted was his attention. He kept his eyes on the TV as if he didn't know what you wanted. So you softly caressed his huge thighs and proceeded to sit on his lap. God you loved snuggling on top of him, it would make you feel so tiny.
"Love, you know I'm trying to watch the game" he said barely making eye contact with you. You didn't answer. Instead you began to leave wet kisses on his neck while slowly caressing the back of his hair. You felt him sigh and move a little under you. You knew you had him wrapped around your finger. Marc put his hands on your waist and slowly lifted his big hand under your shirt, lovingly brushing your shoulders with his finger tips. He unclasped your bra and then took your shirt and the bra off, leaving you wearing only your blue undies. You started to grind against him, so horny that all you wanted was to soothe all that desire that has been building in your lower tummy. Marc loved when you dry humped him. He knew that it meant you needed him and he loved to feel needed. The whimpers that he left out were making that funny feeling in your pussy even stronger. The wetness on your panties were staining his boxers. You could see the outline of his cock. His tip was out, and his happy trail was glistening due to his pre-cum and your juices. Sexiest sight ever.
"You're going to kill me one of these days baby"
You looked at him lovingly, there was nothing hotter than the words and sounds he left out whenever he was aroused. You pulled his underwear down and grabbed his shaft, slowly stroking him. He was wet from your mixed juices. You bit your lip looking at it and Marc swears he could have cum just from that look. While lifting your hips you drag his tip in between your folds and whine when it brushes your swollen clit. Marc impatiently thrusts his hips and pushes his cock inside you and you both can't help but moan loudly. It feels like you were made for each other. He grabs your hips with the kind of pressure that you know is going to leave marks tomorrow, but you don't care because it hurts so good. He guides your movements while he sucks your tits, sometimes licking and sometimes biting gently. Your clit would constantly brush over his trimmed pubic hair and you knew you were getting closer and closer.
"I can feel you clenching around me, so needy for me. F-fucking gorgeous"
And he was right, you needed him all the time, at all hours, one right move and he'll have you clenching your thighs while looking at him. You could tell he was about to cum too, he would sometimes shut his eyes and his grip on your hips would be even harder while he quietly cussed. You move your hips faster, with one hand holding onto his shoulder and the other resting on his thigh. The pleasure was so intense that you moved forward, pressing your chest against him and screaming loudly, your orgasm always being better than the previous one, your legs shaking while you feel his spurts of cum fill you up so deep. He groans loudly as his hips uncontrollably thrust into you. You loved that he was so vocal while fucking, never saved a sound to himself.
"I love you Marc" You said while looking into his eyes. His eyes were so beautiful. They were sometimes brown and sometimes amber, and they would wrinkle when he smiled. And right now he was smirking while holding eye contact, his forehead and chest sweaty and his breath heavy.
"I love you even more baby"
#marc guiu#marc guiu smut#alejandro balde#lamine yamal#marc smut#marc guiu x reader#marc x reader#hector fort#fermin lopez#pedri#pablo gavi#gavi#barcelona spain#fc barcelona#football#futbol
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hard launch with hector fort 🙏🏻🙏🏻
h. fort | hard launch
love love this trope. thank u, anon!! also added a few more posts than just the hard launch hope u don’t mind :)
youruser kinda in my wag era rn
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random OMG WHAT
random she’s fine af how did he pull her lmao
╰┈➤ random they are both very attractive bro
random did somebody say hard launch?!
yourbestfriend hottest wag
╰┈➤ youruser luv u
random who’s she and why is she with hector
╰┈➤ random prolly his gf
hctorforrt_ i still don’t know what that means
╰┈➤ youruser r u slow i told you like 10 times
lamineyamal thank god i can’t keep secrets
╰┈➤ youruser 🙄🙄
╰┈➤ random lmao lamine knew
random can someone watch my grwm? 🥺
╰┈➤ random no 🥺
marcguiu9 someone took my bitch
╰┈➤ youruser bohoo 🥺
╰┈➤ hctorforrt_ marc 😫🫃
╰┈➤ youruser homosexuals
╰┈➤ random theyre dating atp
╰┈➤ random LMAO i love her 😭
random noo hector 😓
random wha- shocked.
lamineyamal gonna be a long ass era
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hctorforrt_ still not sure how i pulled this 
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youruser ur cute
random hottest couple
random i think we missed a chapter or two
random crying rn she’s pretty tho
fcbarcelona champ on and off the pitch 🤙
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random lol this came out of nowhere
random she’s beautiful
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random WTH HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND
╰┈➤ random yes and she mogs u
random they compliment each other so well
╰┈➤ random fr both hot af
marcguiu9 i accept i guess
╰┈➤ youruser thank you for your blessing🙏🏼
_ferminlopez my kids
╰┈➤ random daddy
╰┈➤ _ferminlopez come again?
╰┈➤ random oh
random she only wants him for money
╰┈➤ youruser omg you caught me 😰
╰┈➤ hctorforrt_ lmao
╰┈➤ random she’s a model i’m sure she has her own money
433 goat good luck!
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random HARD LAUNCH ⁉️
hctorforrt_ added to their story
hctorforrt_ she said she would look “so sexy” pregnant
╰┈➤ youruser bitch why would u post that (i would totally rock being preggo)
hctorforrt_ wym you always look good (only with my children tho)
youruser you flirt 🤭 also i’m totally not letting you get away with this
hctorforrt_ yeah sure
hctorforrt_ i was zipping up her dress lol
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youruser stop talking big you literally couldn’t do it for shit
╰┈➤ hctorforrt_ i did it in the end tho
╰┈➤ youruser yeah when we were already late
random the last one 😍 she’s so cute
lamineyamal papi when r u posting yourself 🥵
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╰┈➤ paucubarsi i miss his face too 😔
╰┈➤ marcguiu9 me three
╰┈➤ youruser ew
╰┈➤ random they are so funny 😭
youruser i’m gonna get revenge for the story wait up
╰┈➤ hctorforrt_ shivers down my spine 😱
╰┈➤ youruser okay bitch it just got worse
paucubarsi i think she has something on her nose
╰┈➤ hctorforrt_ omg really bro 😱
╰┈➤ youruser leave him alone 🙄
random it’s always the models
╰┈➤ random literally stop calling yourself a fan when you say shit like that
╰┈➤ random just let him be happy omg?!
youruser i’m kind of liking this wag lifestyle
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marcguiu9 JAJAJAJAJA
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random omg haha hector looks so cute in that picture
lamineyamal slaying fr
╰┈➤ youruser ate fr
paucubarsi the pic of hector is killing me
╰┈➤youruser u and everyone else
hctorforrt_ you’re evil
╰┈➤ youruser it’s your own fault 🥱
hctorforrt_ just because i’m in love w u doesn’t mean u can do shit like that!!!
╰┈➤ youruser aw you’re in love with me 🤭
lamineyamal nah deserved after that story
╰┈➤ youruser i know right!
╰┈➤ paucubarsi fr did you dirty with that
╰┈➤ hctorforrt_ you’re supposed to be MY friends?!
╰┈➤ youruser hah! they love me more
fcbarcelona hector always been a culer 💙❤️
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random why is no one talking about how good she looks?!
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#fc barcelona#barca#pablo gavi#hector fort#marc guiu#lamine yamal#hector fort x reader#la masia#pau cubarsi
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We’ve been here before
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he said child labour fc for real
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La masía squad wishing barça b a good luck in their decisive game and Gavi manifesting a Marc Guiu goal 😭😭
#PABLITOOOO#haven't heard his voice in a WHILE#he's on captain duties already you love to see it#also idk why but i get the impression that hector is a bit of a Gavi fanboy 😭😭#idk it just looks that way to me#pablo gavi#baby waby#fermin lopez#alejandro balde#héctor fort#marc guiu#lamine yamal#pau cubarsi#Iñaki peña#fc barcelona#la masia babies 💕💕💕💕#he speaks so fast 😭😭
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Semi-separated nuclei of two cells form a heart-to-heart shape. The nuclei were labeled by lamin.
By Di Lu (China)
Olympus Image Of The Year Award
#di lu#photographer#china#olympus image of the year award#micro photography#semi-separated nuclei#heart-to-heart shape#nuclei#lamin#nature
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more mt everest 1990 wips <3 team work makes the dream work
#james fitzjames#francis crozier#the terror#myart#mt everest 1990#mountaineering au#have you ever wanted to complete a bunch of little straightforward but specialized and time sensitive tasks ?#have you ever thought man a laminated excel spreadsheet full of barometric pressure readings would solve all my problems rn?#then do i have the au for you#logistics to mind men to look after maps to bend over this fic has it all
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I love black men idk..!!! 😭🤭🎀💗😍🫶🏻
#jude bellingham#jobe bellingham#jadon sancho#sharky#jamal musiala#vinicius jr#trent alexander arnold#levi colwill#lamine yamal#rodrygo#my manzzz#I love Jude so much
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:D I love Nicky so much
I'll be making these into (handmade) stickers and will be giving them out for FREE at both the upcoming Elfia event and at Heroes Dutch Comic Con (summer edition)
I actually don't think anyone from the Netherlands follows me on here but uuuhh if you do plan on going to one/both events, keep an eye out for someone in a badly made Taylor cosplay and you will be granted with one of these bad bois >:)
#the last (and first time) I did this it took me like 3 HOURS to make only 30 ish stickers lol#and it was at like 1 am at the night before the event#but this time I'm more prepared#and I just tested out a new way to make them which is SO MUCH MORE EFFICIENT#and IT. WORKS. TOO.#I'll also be remaking a few from last year#also; yes I did look into just ordering them online but I'm not going to spend 100+ euros on stickers that I'm going to give away for free#and investing into a printer and sticker paper and laminate stuff is a bit too expensive right now as well#so I'd rather make these by hand with all my blood sweat and tears and spend that money on the artist alley instead :D#dndads#here we go with all versions of spelling Nicky's name again#dndads nicky#nicky close#nicky foster#nicholas close#nicholas foster#nicky close foster#nick#trans nicky#trans#my favorite trans guy#dungeons and daddies#my art#elfia#HDCC#teen nicky#demon nicky#so mannyy tagss
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Gavi in Paris with the team | 09.04.24
#gavi#pablo gavi#gavi edit#gavi gif#fc barcelona#pau cubarsi#lamine yamal#raphinha#xavi#not really ready to see gavi and xavi not together :(
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🥶🥶🥶🥶
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omg if u can cld u pls do that one tiktok prank where like u tell ur bf to get out the room so u can change but with marc guiu !!!!! thank uuu love
m. guiu | prank
this is so badd, i didn’t even check grammar so sorry for that 😭
you casually scroll through tiktok stopping at a video of a girl pranking her boyfriend by telling him to leave the room, because she wants to change. you giggle every second through the video since it reminds you a lot of marc and your relationship. you have to do that with him! he usually never leaves the room when you change, since he has quite literally, already seen every inch of your body.
you look at marc sitting in front of his desk, legs spread and controller in between both of his hands. you can’t lie, he looks hot right now. maybe you should cancel the pran-. no. you have a mission. “marc!” you call out of him. you’re not sure if he could hear you since he’s on a call with hector, so you get up tapping his shoulder. he turns around, looking up at you, eyes dumbfound.
“i’m gonna log off.“ he tells hector, before he takes his headset off and pulls you closer by your thigh, making you stand in front of him. his hands move to you butt squeezing it with a knowing smirk on his face.
you slap his hand away, shaking your head. he’s always so horny. there’s times you’re not sure wether that’s a good or a bad thing (also since you’re not exactly better).
“baby can you get out? i’m trying to change.” he furrows his brows. “why would i get out?” he laughs. “because i want my privacy.” you answer, walking up to your closet.
“we’ve been together for four years, i’ve already seen every inch of your body, what are you talking about?” he gets up sitting down on the bed, watching you pick out an outfit. “marc just get out!” you’re starting to roll your eyes.
“did i do something wrong, ma?” you try to contain your laughter, but a smile can’t help but form on your lips, having to hide it since you’re facing the closet.
“no i just want you to leave so i can dress.” you tell him once again. “you’re not even going anywhere! i’m staying i don’t care.” he huffs, staying put in the bed. “you cunt.” you throw your top on him. he chuckles, catching it swiftly. shit you didn’t think he would catch it.
you let yourself also drop on the bed. “ugh, you passed it.” he turns around looking at you weirdly. “passed what?” you roll your eyes, playfully. “the prank. if you wouldn’t have, i could have a reason to break up with your annoying ass.” you sigh, dramatically. he suddenly moves on top of you, pinning you down on the bed. “oh, is that so?” he raises his brows, a smirk forming it’s way in the corner of his lips. you nod, teasingly.
he starts pinching the side of your waist making you giggle and try to push him off. tears build up in the corner of your eyes as he keeps tickling you. the thing is he knows exactly where you’re ticklish and where not, which makes him pulling this move totally not fair! “get off me, you whale!” he furrows his brows. “but you love this position, ma.” you gasp hitting his chest. “that’s when we’re doing something else asshole.”
“i mean if you wanna fuck just say that.” he taunts leaning closer. “shut up.” you chuckle, pushing his face away.
#fc barcelona#barca#pablo gavi#hector fort#marc guiu#pau cubarsi#joao felix#fermin lopez#lamine yamal
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