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Slurp my weiner like a noodle

Arthur in a situation: What a pain.

Arthur looking at bread: What a pain.

Arthur admiring stained glass: What a pane.

It's always "Et tu Brutus?" And never "How are you Brutus?" I'd stab a bitch too tbh

Whenever Lloyd plays a make believe game, it gets deep. The entirety of Darkley’s can testify on this.

At Darkley’s, having the son of Lord Garmadon or anyone in his friend group walk up to ask you want to play pretend is like a blessing from the FSM. You are being accepted into the unholy lore that this child has managed to create and it is glorious.

The plot started out with Lloyd wanting to be king and have Brad as his co-king. Gene was the royal advisor and Sally was basically whatever. All was going well until Gene decided he wanted to be king so he attempted to assassinate Lloyd but ended up gettin Brad instead. Gene now is on the run with Sally hunting him down and Lloyd mourning the loss of his co-king. Once Gene gets caught he is sentenced to death by decapitation and Sally was the executioner. With the loss of his co-king, Lloyd grew into a corrupt ruler and searched for ways to bring back his co-king. And that was just the beginning.

Lloyd will tell these stories to the Ninja and they were always interested. They were slightly tempted to drop him back at Darkley’s so the story can continue.

the freudian psychosexual development fandom is dying reblog to show u still care about oral and anal

Hey there lost boys fandom I just have a dumb thought! So basically we all know Marko has pigeons right? So imagine some lost baby ducks walking around near the cave and saw Marko and they think Marko is their mama and start to follow him around the cave and the others sees this and starts to make fun of him!

What do you guys think? 🤔

thinking about how hangman literally face palms when he sees maverick. he's so annoyed at the universe like he can't believe the old man he threw out of the bar the night before is the guy deciding whether or not he goes on this super secret mission. poor guy probably thought he'd ruined his chances before starting, before remembering he's really cool

so evanna lynch dyed her hair black and

Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) (...) and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!)

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thank you, evil by melanie martinez, for existing. you could not explain my shit better. sometimes i just want to inject that shit into my veins bc AUGH. me me me me me me me. jst love it so much because its like- idk man it just has some lowkey really relatable lyrics to me. trauma? me? yeah </3. BUT ITS LIKE A SONG ABOUT SAYING FUCK YOU SO LIKE I LOVE IT BC LIKE LOOK WHOS WINNING NOW BITCH. I AINT LOOSING SHIT NOT KNOWING YOU.

rahhh sorry im just like... rahhh. no words ig. portals is a good album but tbh i can understand people not liking mel's style shift. i personally think she innovated her sound to like- its a good shift??? it was new to her and sounds fucking KILLER dude. like mmm yummy. good sounds in my brain. idk i just am glad a song like evil exists bc MAN.

everyone in the tech world dunks on the pdf format so much but like. as an ebook maker. let me tell you. as much as Adobe can bite my entire ass. pdf saved me from drowning. it raised my children. it is my rock. I would not die for pdf but I would live for it. pdf is holding up the book industry.

i really wanted to post the one on the right. my humour is stupid and that line always made me giggle for longer than i should’ve bc of the imagery. but i thought it’d be kinda dumb to post it by itself so i reached into the depths of my folder and found an orly thing

it was super experimental (i’m really bad at colouring i’m still learning LMAO) and also didn’t really uh. make sense?? what is iggy looking at? why does orlam look like a sad puppy clinging onto his arm? maybe iggy is looking for genzou and orlams trying to distract him from the fact he’s being roasted somewhere using the sad puppy tactic idk

dude when i play the sims i turn into anya the way my focus is on making money 😭😭

i put kanbaru in a cup of hot water and drank her today

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bjork slenderman would say such things as.......collect my riddles three............