this is the very definition of "if you get me you get me" but this exchange is an ace cordy moment. to me

You have to imagine that the reason why Phoenix and Maya became so close so quickly was because they had to rely on each other when handling all the administration of death after Mia's death. They would have had to arrange her funeral (right after having both been accused of her murder), had to look through her belongings, sort out her will (which she had definitely already wrote despite being so young because she must've known the danger she was putting herself in). Sure, the case itself would have brought them together but it was probably those weeks after when they had to continue setting aside the emotions of death and focus on practicality which really brought them together - and I hate that it was because Mia died.

day 5: sweatpea (goodbye/departure)

@ everyone who sent good vibes the other day, they bounced off of me but then went directly to my roomie 🫶✨ so thanks again! 🤍🌷

just realised that i started playing assassins creed 8 years ago almost exactly to the day........ literally a third of my life

I just want to know whose absolutely baffling idea it was to have Trucy refer to Phoenix as "Daddy" when the word "Papa" is LITERALLY spelled out across his damn head in bright pink letters for the entire game

Kamen Rider Geats episode 41 poorly summarized via memes with as little context as possible:

Do y’all know anyone who doesn’t actually know how to have a conversation, all they know is how to interrupt or derail a conversation? Like they keep talking over you to tell you their opinion on something (often unrelated), even though the conversation doesn’t call for an opinion. There was no, “What do y’all think,” but they still gotta interrupt, speak very loudly over you and tell you some very wrong opinion. Or you’ll be talking and then they just start up a different topic. And when you call them out on that the response is, “I’m not interested in that.”

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ok its ace week and i’m ace so you have to listen to me on this one: what if........... ogh i shant say............. what if nytw orpheus and eurydice were asexual/demisexual

because you see they didn’t fuck Live On Stage like bway orphydice. we can’t prove that they are allosexuals. Therefore, until there is Explicit Evidence, they belong to my greedy ace hands 

so the top 2 things I've seen Red, White and Royal Blue compared to, Heartstopper and Young Royals, are two shows i have seen and asked my sister to watch with me multiple times. but she was so vehemently against watching them, and when i managed to get her to watch some of hs she spent the whole time talking over it or making fun of it. but then she was annoyed when she figured out i had already watched rwrb instead of trying to set up for us to watch it together??? WHY would I have wanted to watch it with her???? quite frankly, I didn't even consider it bc I assumed she'd refuse to watch it like she had everything else, including 2 things that are so similar to it. how tf was I supposed to infer that she wanted to watch it together???

I’ve written ab my therapist so much in tag reblogs that I felt the need to make a dedicated post about why I love her, so without further ado here’s a list of my favourite Therapist Moments:

- gave me advice on how to hide smoking from my (mildly psycho) helicopter parents

- tells me (almost every session) that I’m the best kid she works with (I won therapy guys I got an A)

- I was telling her ab this friend who had a crush on me and was making me rly uncomfortable and I was like “I could either be a shitty friend and ghost them OR be nicer and tell them how I feel” and she said “okay why don’t you try the second one” and I said “well I already ghosted them” and she honestly just sat there and said “that’s hilarious good for you” and gave me a high five

- (cw slight violence) when she was my age her friend gave her an industrial piercing by burning a sewing needle and sticking an apple behind her ear to stab thru *** that’s double crazy bc if u fuck up an industrial half ur face could end up paralyzed BUT IT WORKED

- speaking of piercings girl has more than I do AND TATTOOS

- has cried twice over shit that’s happened in my life (once in session and once after I stormed out on her)

- will let me lie on the floor of her office for sessions and will also lie on the floor next to me

- the most girls girl you’ve ever met

- works out of a shady ass house with three other therapists almost an hour away from the city I live in and I have no idea who owns it bc she def doesn’t

- watches any show I rec AND reads any book I tell her ab

- legit just. Acts like a friend. Yeah she’s my therapist but we can have convos

- talks a lot and WILL go on tangents sometimes (I’m p bad at conversation so this makes me personally feel a lot more comfortable, especially if I’m tired or had a bad week)

Khare is absolutely not interested in having a relationship nor is she interested in getting into anybody's pants. She was already reserved before getting kidnapped and forcibly experimented on only heightened those feelings. The idea of getting close to anybody, much less have them find out she's really not as human as she appears is just too awful to think about.

2023 reads // twitter thread

In My Dreams

romcom novella

when the nature reserve she works at goes into lockdown due to dangerous fugitives in the area, an ace woman is stuck for two weeks with the childhood friend she was in love with as a teenager

why come out to your friends when you could just instead …. make hella fruity remarks and send memes to them, thus forcing them to ask you, at which point you can respond with a “perhaps,” thus ensuring you remain a mystery to all who wish to perceive you

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