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rebelyelll · 2 months

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Chapter 13 Author's Note

I am so sorry if this update came across as cringey in any way, shape, or form. I was having fun, okay? 😭 That line Tenmei makes on the way to the heist was something I just made up. However, I didn't know what a #0 hex machine screw nut was until this moment lmao. Ahhh, the joy of researching for fics, am I right?

Also, yes. That was a "deez nuts" reference he made... lol.

I'm not too proud with the display of one bit of the lore. The soap opera. Omg... I don't know, I don't watch soaps. Although I do faintly recall that being all there was on TV back when I was in school. I had this dinky-ass Zenith in my old bedroom growing up, and it was an antenna TV. Literally the only channels I had were 3, 12, maybe 9 on a good day, 24, and 32 sometimes. AUX was also one, obviously. Probably my most favorite of all of them if I'm being honest, because I always hooked up the SNES any chance I got.

Yeah. I'm that old. Surprise! 90s kids - if you know, you know.

Anyways, back to the soaps talk. I did NOT enjoy watching that shit. Even if I didn't sit there and consume a lot of it, I recall the fact I just couldn't get into them. So, if the soap opera scene in Chapter 13 is janky and weird, that's partially why lmao. It's because I know next to nothing about them. I didn't like writing that, but I felt like it would be a neat opportunity to expand a bit on the lore a little. In a way it serves as a little joke about the Days of Our Lives never ending.

And then there's the Gendarmes segment. Oh boy. This one is based on a personal memory of mine from when I was around 2 or 3 years old. If you are familiar with the show Cops, then yeah. You get it. My dad used to watch that show ALL the time. My mom would tell me about how every time the theme song came up on the TV, toddler me would run through the house going "bad boys, daddy, bad boys."

Sometimes I like to imagine how that scenario played out. The way my mom talked about it, I wish I could remember something like that. It's a sentimental thing between me and my dad, so it is immortalized now!

Oh right! Another thing I keep forgetting to bring up is the French translations in the fic. No, I don't have anyone as a translator. Let me explain lmao. I research the hell out of translations. Punching things in google translate and going "good enough" isn't the extent of it, either. I dig deep. I need to know it's the right one. I've taken some French courses on Duolingo, but I'm not the best at it retaining what I've learned sadly. (That's with most anything I learn about mind you.)

It's funny because it's always the trivial knowledge that sticks; seems like it's never the important stuff lmao. Learning languages is pretty hard. I'm okay with Spanish. I took a high school course and learned how to conjugate verbs and the use of pronouns. Fun fact about my school: we USED to have a French class, but that got replaced with the Spanish one for some reason. I don't know why. I'm glad I got to learn Spanish, because I've memorized quite a bit (curse words included). But I really wish we could've kept the French courses. That would have been pretty useful and fun.

I keep swearing I'll go far for writing research, too. Especially for Whiplash. To the point I'm like "I'm going to France to learn to speak the language." But I ALREADY know that if I did that, with the little knowledge I've got, it'll boil down to me saying: "bonjour! comment ça va?" and the other person will utter unfamiliar words in a long sentence or two and, I just stand there frozen. "Huh...?" lmao.

Damn, that would be cool if I could do that, though. Oh, well! lol.

I can't remember if the fic states this or not in the narrative, but Canneberge's name is French for Cranberry. I said to myself: "what if I pulled a Golden Wind and named a character after a fruit, haha". Well, that was part of the naming scheme with them, the other reason they are named that is after the band, The Cranberries. I won't go too in depth with this character's stand or character concept just yet, because the fight between them and Tenmei continues in Chapter 15. So, I'll just save that information for that author's note when the time comes. Recurring characters like Husselhoff and Tiny Dancer are back. Their dynamic's one of my favs. I do worry though that people will read it at some point and say: "Ughhh, this trope is cliche and dumb." I wish my brain would shut up, man...

If you've ever played any of the older Final Fantasy games, you may recall a couple characters named Biggs and Wedge that make cameos throughout the series. Husselhoff and Tiny Dancer are loosely based on that, because that was something I always got a kick out of when I'd play the FF games. 6 and 9 being the two that really stood out. Never played 7, so I can't say for sure if they make an appearance there. 8, I don't remember?? But I think they did? It's been years since I played FF8. Since I played any of them lmao!

I want to say 4 had a Biggs and Wedge as well, but.... ehhhh...?

References

The Chapter title, Keeper of the Seven Keys -- a reference to a song by a power metal band called Helloween.

the soap opera characters, Edith and Marko -- Edith is named for Edit Piaf, a French singer. Marko is named after the bass guitarist of Nightwish, Marko Hietala (omfg I hope I spelled that correctly...) Note: HIS VOCALS ARE KILLER IN THE BEST WAY

(I can't think of any others right now, so that probably sums it up there.)

#author's note #whiplash riot

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nothing-personal-my-dear · 6 years

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Spartacus : Vengeance Rewatch - Episode 5: Libertus

Sex Scene: they were in a whore house. So lots.

“Cock”: 0 wtf

“Cunt”: 0 wtf

“Kill Them All”: honestly surprised they didn’t say this, being in the Arena and all.

“Fucking Gaul”: 1

Slow motion Face Punch: 3

Episode Name Dropped by: none.

Memorable Death: RHASKOS MY BABY!!

Favourite Line: “I’ve had my fill of games, let us leave the arena forever.”

- I seriously missed the Arena!

- Those Gladiators, I’m loving their style!

- Ha! I love all the dick measuring going on with the Romans, and the woman pulling all the strings.

- They are all so excited for the executions. Savages.

- Okay, so I have a love/hate thing with Glaber. On one hand, he’s a dick. On the other, will people stop putting him down, geez!!!!

- “God of the Arena” awesome.

- HOLY CRAP GANNICUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love Gannicus.

- Okay, I hadn’t watched the prequel season when I first saw s2, and I 1000% thought Oenomaus and Gannicus were sworn enemies with the way they were looking at each other.

- I love seeing Oenomaus fight.

- Something I hate about the effect Spartacus has on people is how they doubt themselves constantly and beg for his approval. Agron is prime example. Agron made the right call in saving their people but because Sparty is upset and most of the Gauls are dead he thinks he made the wrong choice and seeks Spartacus’ forgiveness. Seriulsy, Agron is way smarter than Sparty, who lets his emotions guide him and dammed the consequences.

- “Mistakes were made on both sides” – NO they weren’t!

- DONAR!!!!!!!!!!

- “Finally, gods show fucking favour”. I have missed Agron and his swearing.

- Donar and his axe. I love it more than I can say.

- Agron is so adorable.

- “So the gods finally fuck me to the afterlife. Care to join me”

- Donar and Agron are still clearly looking for a fight, which sucks because the man is no real threat. Their thirst for blood reminds me more of s3.

- AGRON!!! I JUST, I CANT WITH THIS MAN, HE IS AMAZING!

- I love how deeply offended Agron is by being called a Gaul.

- EAST OF THE RHINE!

- Lucius is such a grey character for me. When I first watched, I couldn’t tell if he was friend or foe, right until the end. Even in this rewatch, I still can’t place him.

- A split second shot of Agron and he looks like a painting, a marble statue, perfection. He is so gorgeous.

- “You could not have made speech before swinging the last of the wine.”

- Rhaskos is a beautiful man.

- Yeah, Ashur, to the Arena! I wish he died.

- Something I love about Marcus and Glaber is that I never once shipped them, they were so purely bro’s that I never saw a hint or possibility of anything romantic. Even now, they are still bro’s and I respect that.

- Does Varinius really actually want a wife? He really seems like all he wants is sex.

- Oh all the talk of the abortion is intense. Ilithyia clearly doesn’t want to, no matter how much she wants Varinius.

- Nasir’s wound looks super CGI, like that CGI penis from s1. Not good man.

- AGRON BY NASIR’S SIDE AND THANKING NAEVIA IS EVEYTHING. My shipper heart.

- I love how soft Agron looks. THIS IS WHAT LOVE DOES TO YOU BABY!

- I never considered an Agron/Naevia friendship …… still don’t think it’d work. I’m more for Nasir/Naevia.

- “Soiled and Ruined.” = that’s really rough, but sadly understandable.

- Sparty looks so extra spinning his sword. I know you miss your bf, but seriously calm the fuck down.

- Oh wait, Sparty doesn’t give a damn that Crixus is about to die. He’s having a hissy fit because people are praising his name anymore? Get the fuck out.

- Sparty has some bat-shit crazy ideas, but they make for good entertainment. I suppose it’s part of his charms.

- “A woman will always be moved to protect a child.”

- “House of Batiatus”, been a long time since we heard that.

- I do love Lucretia knowing all about abortions though. She is such a Madame.

- Knowing what I know all these Lucretia/Ilithyia scenes are kinda tainted….but that doesn’t stop me from loving the absolute love in Lucretia’s eyes and the trust and forgiveness in Ilithyia’s.

- NOOOO LUCRETIA, DON’T SAVE ASHUR. Fuck you Ashur.

- “The gods yet have use of you.”

- Lucretia is such a badass woman. She is so damn intelligent.

- OHMYGODS I CLICKED PAUSE TO WRITE SOMETHING ELSE BUT IT PAUSED ON AGRON’S BEAUTIFUL FUCKING FACE WITH HIS MEGA WATT SMILE AND EYES FULL OF HAPPINESS AND LOVE!!! This is boy is precious and must be protected at all costs.

- NAGRON BE STILL MY HEART I CAN’T TAKE IT!

- Ahhh, look at that cupping of the cheek!

- I do like that Sparty is super impressed with Nasir’s willingness to fight.

- “This time you stay, and I go.”

- HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK!!!! THAT KISS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It is sweet, and shy, and full of love and affection. Agron looks so soft, just all the soft sweet things.

- As much as I love the Nagron kiss, Nasir’s reaction is off, and totally understandable. He’s a little confused, a little wary, a little afraid, and there’s the hidden joy there too. This might be the first time someone has shown him genuine affection and he doesn’t know how to respond to it. Nasir is just learning what it means to be free, and that means feelings things he’s never allowed himself to feel. His heart is brand new and fragile. He’s scared to let anyone in like that, and I think a part of him is afraid he’ll be reduced to a warm body again. (I could go on, but I’m actually writing a fic about this! Ha!)

- BUT ITS SO HARD TO DENY HOW MUCH AGRON LOVES NASIR!

- I love this pairing so much.

- “I would overtake soft voice with bold words.”

- I honestly don’t understand how Spartacus can trust a man he’s know a few hours to lead his people to safety???? These are people he’s vowed to protect, and he’s just pawning them off like they’re nothing. None of his “Generals” are there to see these people to safety, no one he truly trusts. It’s a big ‘wtf’ for me.

- Oh gods, the camera pans to Agron when Sparty says “we have been divided” and Agron looks so ashamed. NO BABY NO, YOU DID THE RIGHT THING. FUCK SPARTACUS.

- Gannicus sex scene, slow-mo seems a little extra. Not that it wasn’t amazing though.

- The whore Gannicus fucked, is super freaking cute. And I know my wording is super harsh but she doesn’t have a name.

- Gannicus has the saddest eyes I’ve ever seen.

- OH CRAP I DIDN’T REAALISE BY THAT WHORE LOOKS LIKE SYBIL IN S3, how fitting.

- Seeing Lucretia on that balcony looking like a queen is amazing.

- “May it crumble in our wake”

- OH FUCK YOU ASHUR!

- I love how cautious Ilithyia is when Glaber sends the slaves away. She doesn’t wanna be alone with him. Very good instincts.

- Oh Ilithyia, cut so deep.

- “Have we drifted so far, from the love we once held?”

- “You will do as your husband commands.” I am so eternally grateful not to be alive in those times.

- Oh my gods, there is a part of me that really wants Glaber and Ilithyia to make up and be in love again. It’s a small part that comes out during good acting.

- See, I still kinda want a Lucretia/Albinius friendship.

- I didn’t know what the hell Varinius was saying with the Gladiators, but then I looked it up and it was the style of fighting and armour the Gladiators use. I never knew there was such structure to it, which makes it all the more amazing.

- Fuck I’ve missed the gladiator fights. They are more brutal than the battles.

- The store room of the dead is so fucking gross. I love it.

- The rebels popping out of the bloody water is one of the best things I’ve ever seen!

- I really love when they have silent fights.

- Sparty and Agron in the armour is fucking hilarious. They look like little children playing dress-up.

- Donar is so worried about Agron! I love their friendship, and we were robbed of that brilliance.

- I sigh at Mira/Spartacus scenes. It’s like he wants to love her, but he can’t, so he gives her lines he tells to all the rebels but his eyes are little softer so she thinks they’re in love. My queen deserves more.

- “If any of you hold faith in any gods now would be the time to fucking entreat them.”

- “It is an honour to stand beside you on the sands.” THE RESPECT CRIXUS HAS FOR OENOMAUS IS BEAUTIFUL.

- Crixus can’t hide how excited he is to fight in the Arena again, and I love it.

- The crowd throws lettuce. What did lettuce ever do to you? and seriously, these people are meant to be poor…why you throwing away food you cant afford?

- Agron walks more naturally in the armour than Spartacus – who has actually worn armour before (never this lavish but still)

- AGRON’S FACE WHEN SPARTY OPENS HIS MOUTH! He’s all like “shut the fuck up dick head, we are trying to HIDE here.”

- Gannicus loves his brothers, though he has a weird way of showing it.

- “I begin to question fucking plan.”

- NO RHASKOS. DON’T HURT MY BABY. They’re all my babies at this point, lbr, except Spatry.

- I love how Gannicus absolutely NEEDS to be the one to fight Oenomaus.

- I would seriously be going as nuts as the crowd is over this fight. It’s awesome.

- BABY NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RHASKOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’M LEGIT TEARING UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why couldn’t they have saved Rhaskos?!?!?!?!?!?!

- Mira is amazingly smart.

- OH I LOVE ILITHYIA HOLDING ONTO LUCRETIA FOR SUPPORT!

- Gannicus is so agile.

- “I will send you to her arms brother.” I AM SO EMOTIONAL.

- I was so worried about Gannicus and Oenomaus

- Taking down the Arena is so fucking brutal and amazing and I love it.

- Glaber protects Ilithyia, Seppius protects Seppia – THESE MEN PROTECTING THEIR LOVES. For now anyways.

- I actually really like Seppius and Seppia for the simple fact that they seem to actually care about people more than status. They cared that Mercarto died, that was very human of them.

- I love a good neck snapping.

- Agron kinda has his own version of a hiss AND I LOVE IT.

- Look at those intestines.

- Cossutius, thank the gods he’s gone. His death was so extra though.

- OMG that cut on Galber’s cheek from a thrown spear is very s1, when Sparty stood in the arena and a spear was thrown at him. wow.

- Sparty throwing his sword, again!

- “I’m not the fool you and your daughter think me.”

- Holy cow, Glaber is so angry and vengeful – oh what a fitting word choice.

- I was so worried they were gonna show us Albinius’ smashed face then.

- I love that Gannicus kinda relaxes a bit at seeing Crixus. I like this friendship.

- It’s so beautiful seeing the Arena burn, after all the lives it’s taken.

- OH THE RUDIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- I’m honestly surprised Donar leaves, as if he wouldn’t wait for Agron.

- Oh gods, seriously, Glaber. Let your wife grieve before you completely ruin her whole life.

- Varinius is a fucking coward.

- WHAT THE FUCK THE WHOLE EPISODE THE WORDS “COCK” AND “CUNT” WEREN’T SAID AT ALL. Am I even watching Spartacus anymore?!

- I’ve noticed on the episodes with a prominent Agron, my comments almost double. I’m okay with this.

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kara-dolan · 6 years

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All of it sis 💁🏻‍♀️

WELL OKAY THEN

0:Height

5′2 me and my short self

 1:Virgin?

YUP

2:Shoe size

Um… Hold on gotta check (I don’t know cause I don’t get shoes often) Okay so I wear 3 sizes I wear 7 ½ in heels, 8 and 8 ½. My feet are apparently weird.

 3:Do you smoke?

No, I have before tho when i was like 6 with my brother grosses shit ever. But I also use to smoke marijuana but like I havent done that since last year around May.

 4:Do you drink?

Occasionally. But I don’t get drunk. Never have gotten drunk either.

 5:Do you take drugs?

No only thing that came close was weed and that was for my depression and anxiety. It just wasn’t prescribe.

 6:Age you get mistaken for

20 or older. Like I got to see a kids movie tho because of how short I am. So yay!

 7:Have tattoos?

NO Sadly

 8:Want any tattoos?

FUCK YES I HAVE LIKE 17 Tats drawn up and I know where I want them to go.

 9:Got any piercings?

Ears.

 10:Want any piercings?

Yes my nose.

 11:Best friend?

Evelin mi hermanita, but also VIVIANA aka @notanotherdolantwinsblog

 12:Relationship status

Single until Grayson notices me or some shit

 13:Biggest turn ons

FUCK THIS HAD TO BE ON HERE. Um… Jaw clenching, Grey sweatpants, “Babe”, “Baby”, Cute nicknames, Biting, hair pulling, choking, scratching, certain laughs, spanking, deep conversations, weird but like when someone picks me up and I don’t expect it, lip biting, eye rolling, cheesy jokes, puns, dirty jokes, someone being so focused on something like full on has their attention.

 14:Biggest turn offs

Feet, anal (like shit comes out of there no thanks), Smells that would make me like revolt to Jupiter, douche bags like the I am better than everyone type of cocky douche.

 15:Favorite movie

Romeo + Juliet, Titanic, Nemo, Monsters Inc., Scream, It Follows, Little Mermaid (all of them), Austin Powers (all of them). Sucker Punch, Kick Ass, 5th Wave,Let Me In.

 16:I’ll love you if

Oof okay ahhh um get to know me for me and we have a form of bond like that honestly I feel so bad if people give me things they pay for like I feel like I am just taking and I feel like shit so yeah become my friend and I grow to love you for you and you hopefully do the same.

 17:Someone you miss

My Haybug. ( my cousins daughter who I call my niece who I helped basically raise) um Grayson and Ethan, my cousin Austin and my other cousin Pierce.

 18:Most traumatic experience

Yeah this is great, um I have a couple one really fucked me up and the other one almost made me kill myself so I won’t be posting about it because it is not something I want in the world.

 19:A fact about your personality

Uhhhhh…. it is still forming because I am trying to find who I am.

 20:What I hate most about myself

My weight and teeth.

 21:What I love most about myself

My eye color and laugh.

 22:What I want to be when I get older

Financially stable lol but also a musician and actor

 23:My relationship with my sibling(s)

Well I live with my little sister and we annoy the hell out of each other but we love each other too and then my brother is away in a different state with the national guard and trying to join the army, so complicated?

 24:My relationship with my parent(s)

Well fuck. I… this is so complex no one is ready for it.

 25:My idea of a perfect date

Surfing ( hopefully not dying from it) followed by a hike to a high place to over look everything followed by pizza and ice cream and a movie where we cuddle (after a shower of course)

 26:My biggest pet peeves

EATING WITH MOUTH OPEN AND SMACKING IT LIKE NO STOPPPPP.

 27:A description of the girl/boy I like

He is just so beautiful, the way his laugh lines crease when he smiles with or with out teeth is just incredible and the way his brown eyes that change color due to lighting and emotion shine through even when he isn’t at his best because he has the most amazing heart and puts everyone else before himself even though he knows he needs to take time and get to what makes him happy. His hair that goes through hell but it still maintains a soft poofy look and as of right now it is a light brown almost ash brown with bits of dirty blonde. His jawline is the kind you wouldn’t even see on a greek god because it is so unique to his face hell his bone structure is his own and yet in some ways completely different from his brothers. He has an athletic build that I barely pay attention to because his droopy eyes capture my attention with the intensity that he stare with. Not to mention he has the most creative beautiful mind I have ever seen with theories and words he has and things he acts out. His sense of humor is amazing he is such a goof ball and it’s a mix of stupid corny jokes and dirty jokes that he can’t fully say out loud because he is caught in the public eye all the time. He can’t be himself and it is the most painful thing to know because he has the biggest kindest heart ever and is human with insecurities beyond what I know. Plus his scars that add characteristic details to his face that tell a story of a young boy having fun without a care in the world is the most beautiful construct of his humanity. Whoa.

He completely owns my ass…

 28:A description of the person I dislike the most

Cheeto with a blonde toupee

 29:A reason I’ve lied to a friend

To protect them. Or myself.

 30:What I hate the most about work/school

That I don’t do either

 31:What your last text message says

I didn’t know I could describe someone like this

 32:What words upset me the most

You aren’t wanted here.

 33:What words make me feel the best about myself

When someone thanks me for helping them. I don’t help people for that reason but I like to know that I helped in some way. It makes me feel good that they feel good.

 34:What I find attractive in women

Confidence for sure. LIKE YES BOO YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL!!!! YES WORK THAT OUTFIT! YOU ARE GLOWING!!!!!

 35:What I find attractive in men

Honesty, pure real deep honesty. Like how they feel or asking them questions to where they give deep meaningful answers or even if its like “ I just wanna fuck” like Okay you hot but I aint down for that thank you for being honest but oof damn even hotter now but like I am good. (unless they are strangers then thats creepy)

 36:Where I would like to live

Greece, Rome, Italy, California, New Jersey like the nature aspects of all these places oh my damn it’s so beautiful.

 37:One of my insecurities

My smile

 38:My childhood career choice

Musician, I have always wanted to be a musician in 4th grade I even started a band with no instruments and wrote songs but my dickwad of an ex said songs had to be at least 2 pages long and it kind of made me mad and I stopped writing them for a few months. FUCK YOU ETHAN ( not dolan my ex fucking douche side note I dated him in 2nd grade he dumped me for my friend who he dumped for our other friend who only went out with him to dump him)

 39:My favorite ice cream flavor

Vanilla only cause you can add other flavors to it and make a delicious concoction.

 40:Who wish I could be

A better version of me which I am working on currently.

 41:Where I want to be right now

In a relationship with Grayson so I can cuddle in bed with him and watch scary movies so we both get scared and like grip onto each other for the rest of the night.

 42:The last thing I ate

Dark Chocolate covered pistachios I know it sounds weird but surprisingly good.

 43:Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately

Grayson Dolan

 44:A random fact about anything

I am related to Abraham Lincoln and Tom Hanks on my Grandfathers side ( my moms, dad.)

#asks #mintdolans #THIS SHIT MADE ME CRY #ESPECIALLY 27

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livelongandpawsper-blog · 7 years

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Creepypasta:The Return of Headmaster

A/N: I got this idea from another story I was writing, so I thought Id use it here as well. Please read by other story too! Its fun and angsty!

--- Meanwhile, Serenity Darkmoon Ravens mind was wondered back to the past. It was Ruzus hogmanay party, which everyone was invited too. The party was awesome as always, because Headmaster was hosting it.

Serenity Darkmoon Raven was pretty drunk that day. She had already punched a bunch of people. Serenity Darkmoon Raven a few times.Because She is stupid.Blood was spilled. But that was normal in this sort of party.As was the pile of bodies. If Serenity Darkmoon Raven was honest, She couldn't remember much that happened. Only something about a security gaurd,a goat and a pair of scissors.

There was one thing that stuck in Her mind though. Something She would never forget. Pip. Pip was wearing a Headmaster mask that night (it was a fancy dress party btw - A/N).

Everyone had come as something or someone else.

RUZU WAS DRESSed as SERENITY DARKMOON RAVEN. SERENITY DARKMOON RAVEN WAS DRESSed as ZABBA. ZABBA WAS DRESSed as Aris. Aris was dressed as Headmaster. And Headmaster was dressed as a ming vase.

Serenity Darkmoon Raven was instantly attracted to Pip in Him costume. The way He moved. The way He talked.The way He flicked His hair. Pip was doing a Karaoke number. It was "i will survive". And He was awesome. He sung like they were possessed.The audience was transfixated by Pip. Underwear was chucked at Pip. Serenity Darkmoon Raven was soooo turned on. (and She didn't need that underwear anyway) Serenity Darkmoon Raven got up and sang too. When Pip was singing i will survive it was like the words spoke to Her. Pip seemed to be addressing each word of the song just to Her. The room faded away and it was just the two of them. No one else in the world. They gazed into eachother eyes as Pip put His soul into the last lyric. Then silence.

Suddenly, Serenity Darkmoon Raven was woken out of the flashback by current events! --- This is the story of a time long ago..... --- The next time they saw eachother Pip winked at Serenity Darkmoon Raven, remembering what happened at the party.Serenity Darkmoon Raven blushed. Some of the others giggled. Did they know? Serenity Darkmoon Raven didn't care. ---- Aris and her friends were killing

They always enjoyed killing to relax when things were getting stressful.(Things were a bit stressed at the moment due to a unhappy love affair between Headmaster and Serenity Darkmoon Raven) They thought nothing killing all the time - it was just a way of life. But things were different today. Someone was watching them enjoy killing, and it was starting to get creepy. "The creepy guy is creeping me out", said Serenity Darkmoon Raven. "Yes, me too. Especially how he keeps licking his lips and stroking himself as he watches us" Just then the man walked over too us. "I am a talent scout" "Owww...THAT explains it" "Aris, I have been watching you while you did some killing. Your skilled. VERY skilled." "Oh, yes, Aris is great at it" said SERENITY DARKMOON RAVEN.

"INDEED. maybe the greatest. Look at Ariss body. Her shoulder! Her torso! Her foot! Its like she is built for killing! Every aspect of her perfect physique built for that one divine purpose. " "I thought she was built for loving!" said Serenity Darkmoon Raven "I am thus going to officially invite Aris to the killing championship!" continued the talent scout.

"We are going to the championship!?" said Serenity Darkmoon Raven "Yes, the ticket has a +1. And you both go straight to the final!" "Awesome!" "But you will be fighting against someone else that made it to the final...someone you know well....Headmaster!" "Then its settled" said Aris. "We go. We cant let Headmaster win at anything. Even killing."

So they left for the stadium.

The next day, Aris was nervous. She was good at killing, some would say the best. But was she really the best? The best at killing on Netherrealms? Aris was about to find out, as the contest started soon.

Aris thought back to a few years ago.

Happy times, before all the the troubles with Headmaster got really bad. Breaking out of his deep thoughts, Aris decide to go to the Arena early, perhaps do a few laps as a warm up.

Aris casually strolled to the Arena while practicing killing. As Aris walked out she was surprised to see Headmaster already there! Headmaster was clearly upto something. Aris had to find out what it was! "What you upto Headmaster?" yelled Aris. "You will never find out!" yelled back Headmaster, who wanted to keep her plan a secret. Frustrated, Aris started practicing killing, never taking her eye of Headmaster as she did so. Ruzu joined them a few minutes later. "Hi Aris!" he said with a sexy wink. "..and hello.....Headmaster" with a even more sexy blink. "yes. Hello Ruzu. Good to see your in the contest too. For now" But before Ruzu could hear what villain had said, it was time to start!

They walked to the start line, and bent down ready. (A/N - but not for THAT. You have a really dirty mind!) The crowd was getting big. Many fans had banners saying stuff like 'Go Aris Go Aris Go Aris' or 'Go Go Go Headmaster your the best!'

The starter pulled their bazooka out and got ready to fire. Ruzu, Headmaster and Aris all waited with anticipation. 3 Ruzu started breathing heavily 2 Headmaster tensed. Ready to go. 1 Ariss skin glowed sexily with excitement 0. BANG! The starter fired the bazooka.....at RUZU!

RUZU COLLAPSED instantly. Headmaster started killinging, laughing manically as she did so.

Aris was in shock, and raced over to Ruzu. "She shot you!" but why? "Owww...I am shot bad" The starter stared at their weapon. "I didn't mean too...my bazooka acted weird!" Aris looked at the bazooka.

"Yes....this bazooka clearly has been sabotaged to shot at Ruzu." "Typical" said Ruzu. "What now?" said Aris. "You have to go on" said Ruzu, still bleeding blood and guts and other bits everywhere.

But just then the clack-son went off! It was half time! As Ruzu was carried taken to hospital by jaguar, Aris and Serenity Darkmoon Raven retired to the locker room. Headmaster was already there, still grinning.

"Oh what a shame. Ruzu isn't going to compete any more. Even doing nothing I'm going to come second. You know...I might just let you win..out of my....generosity... " Headmaster sniggered again.

With that Headmaster left out the backdoor.

"Gosh darn-it" Serenity Darkmoon Raven said. "Headmaster drives me mad! " "You know, I think she had something to do with Ruzus accident "

Aris was thinking. hard.

"Headmaster is never generous. Lack of generosity is his number one defining characteristic. Well, that and evil" "That means..." said Serenity Darkmoon Raven, her slow cogs working. "...She wants to come second!" said Aris, thinkingly. "Do you think thats..." "....because she wants the second prize medal!" said Aris, winning again. "It must be because the second prize is really sword " "Yes, now that Iook at the second prize I notice it now. Its clearly the sword" "That explains why someone would want to become second!" "Exactly!"

"So we have to beat Headmaster by being the best at coming second? How are we going to do that...you have never lost before! " "I know" said Aris. "I am not sure I know how" "You got to though. Just this once you got to come second!" "No I cant. But I have an idea....you could compete!" "Me?" said Serenity Darkmoon Raven, surprised. "Do they even allow girls like me to do killing? "Yes, its a modern contest, a few girls like me have already competed. I'll win the contest as normal, and you will come second. You can do this!" "Ok Aris, I'll do it. I'll do it for you"

Then the Gong went again, the final leg of the killing contest had begun!

--- Serenity Darkmoon Raven had some time before he had to do anything, so She decided to have another flashback.

It was just after the Karaoke. They had stepped of the stage to loud applause and were now looking at eachother. "Hi" Serenity Darkmoon Raven said, meekly. "Hay" Pip said, also meekly. Their confidence from moments ago had evaporated like alcohol. "Do you want too..." "maybe.." "ok then." So they walked to the cloakroom. It wasn't long before their lips were together. Serenity Darkmoon Raven couldn't remember who made the first move. She did remember the taste though. The taste of Pip. Pip tasted like honeydew on a summer noon. Refreshing and salty but also a bit sour. What had they been eating? Serenity Darkmoon Raven tried to work out it. It took much tung work. After a few minutes mouth to mouth pot holing, Pip guessed what Serenity Darkmoon Raven was doing. "I had satsuma for lunch." "oh" "you dont have to stop though" "oh. Good!" Serenity Darkmoon Raven said, with great relief. They finally drew away after what seemed a whole october but was only mere minutes. The taste of Pip's lips (and other things) still lingered in Serenity Darkmoon Raven's mouth as they finally looked upon each other with new eyes. Relieved sighs came from both of them as both embraced, Pip snuggling against Serenity Darkmoon Raven's neck as he snuggled upto Pip's torso.

Pip went further by clutching Serenity Darkmoon Raven with his fingers, pulling at the fabric of Her slacks to feel what was underneath.

The telltale shape in Her leggings stood out between them, especially with the weight it had against Serenity Darkmoon Raven's thigh.

Pip moved over Serenity Darkmoon Raven's body like a serpent and lovenly nuzzled at a peaked abbs. Serenity Darkmoon Raven liked this a lot and started making a lot of noise. Pip joined in. "Owwww...Ahhh...MAHAhhhEEkkk...aakk" It got pretty noisy from that point on. Both of them had a lot of fun and made a lot of noise!. Serenity Darkmoon Raven sounded like Bus ! Pip sounded like a heard of Rabbitss on drugs. They had a lot of..."fun". "My groinal area are hurting...can we stop? 12 times is enough surely?" Pip said, pleading. "No...MORE MORE MORE" said Serenity Darkmoon Raven, with apparently an insatiable apatite Pip finally head butted Serenity Darkmoon Raven to get Her to stop. "Sorry about that, I got a little carried away" said Serenity Darkmoon Raven. "Thats ok I.....enjoyed it." said Pip blushing in the way they always did. "Tomorrow?" "Yes" said Pip. "I'll bring some of my toys next time for us to play with" said Serenity Darkmoon Raven.

And with that they left the cloakroom and returned to the party. The months that followed were fun but eventually they broke up and became enemies.

---

Serenity Darkmoon Raven and Aris walked boldly into the World Championship Killing-ing Arena. It was time for the final part. But first Serenity Darkmoon Raven had to be registered.

"I, SERENITY DARKMOON RAVEN, WOULD LIke to compete!" she shouted proudly all ready for her big day. "I am sorry but afraid its not allowed" said the contest judge. Devastated Serenity Darkmoon Raven started sobbing. "But I have wanted to compete in a killing-ing contest all my life! " "Its not in the rules I am afraid." Aris took Serenity Darkmoon Raven in their arms. "I'm sorry I thought you would be allowed" "Its not fair...I have every right to compete." "Its probably just because you are a girl" "Probably. that's just typical!" Serenity Darkmoon Raven sobbed some more. The floor was quite wet now. "I know, I'll have to lose now" "Its so unfair, why should you have to lose? Why should you have to come second?" "I'll...be ok Serenity Darkmoon Raven, I can do this." said Aris holding back her emotions. "*snuff*" said Serenity Darkmoon Raven "Its so unfair on you! They will all make fun of you for coming second!" It was true, the other killing-ing fans would make fun of her. "I'll take it" said Aris manly. Serenity Darkmoon Raven was already so upset that Aris would have to lose, Aris didn't want to make her even more.

With that Aris stood up and went to the starting line next to Headmaster. "So its just you and me" "As it should be" "Lets end this" Headmaster gave the contest judge and nod and the contest started once more.

Aris and Headmaster did their killing-ing intensely. Aris tried to control himself but it was hard. Every instinct in him made him want to win. She could not be put on a leash.But She had to control it! Aris struggled "Could he do it?" "How could he not win?" "She Loved killing!" "This was not possible" "But he had too" "For the sake of the Netherrealms" "He needed too" "But how?" Finnally defeating his inner monologueing she overcame her bloodlust for killing-ing. She could lose now.

Aris stopped. A calmness washed over her and they entered a zen-like state. They did nothing. Headmaster didnt see this and rushed ahead killing-ing like Aris was still going. Before they could see what happened they had won! Aris had come second by default!

"I....won....?" said Headmaster confused. "Yes..you see we knew your plans to come second and get the sword as it was the prize. So Serenity Darkmoon Raven and me planned to come second!"

"But I won!!!" "Yes" "I never won anything before! I was always bitter and evil because I never won anything!" Suddenly Aris realized that Headmaster was a good person and they just did evil because they never won anything before. "Now they I have won this prize I feel all my evil thoughts leaving me, I dont need the sword now...I am sorry I did anything bad" Aris and Headmaster forgave eachother and the crowd cheered. "I forgive you!" "Yayyyyyyy!!!!! Horrrraaayyyyy" said the crowd.

And then everyone went home together and lived happily ever after and there were no more problems.

-The End

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