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themovementgeneration · 4 months

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This Versus was crazy back in the day...man wtf happened to these 2 :/

#DC versus Marvel

steve jobs might be on to something cause dont both of these look like headsets for airplane pilots? lmk chat

Same train literally every time just a different cart of ideas. Im literally slappin the shiet out of everybody i looked directly at

Capiin

Im only Human -Rag N'Bones Man

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blue-rick24 · 5 months

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GUYS. GUYS WAIT.LOOK- I FIGURED IT OUT !!!!!!!

1️⃣ MR. POOPY BUTTHOLE (on the right) kicked off the FIRST episode of this season.

2️⃣ RICK PRIME (IN THE MIDDLE!!) was the main subject of the MIDDLE of this season.

3️⃣ ….THE GORILLA//SASQUATCH//BIGFOOT IS ABSOLUTELY GOING TO END THIS SEASON.

I’M CALLING IT

SHDHHFHFJC HOLD ME PLEASE-I’M FUCKIGN SCARED

(also, have you guys noticed the mountains in the crayon drawing? Same as in MORT: RAGNARICK …. UM 👀 ..we are fUCKED. BYE RICK)

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afro-elf · 1 year

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thinking about that time psy had to apologize for anti-american sentiments although he was right lol

#me #praying for the wonderful people of korea to be freed from america's gorilla grip every day and every night since #like...inflammatory? inappropriate?#the us soldiers he was referencing killed two CHILDREN #was thinking about this bc of the accidental twice qanon shirt hgkhfdufd

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aaronsmith94 · 7 months

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Hear me out what if Taylor and Travis together is the relationship that fixes the timeline we’ve been on since we shot Harambe.

#taylor swift #travis kelce #harambe #it’s because we killed that gorilla life has sucked and you can’t convince me otherwise

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statisticalcats2 · 2 months

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Fort Worth Zoo has hit a bit of a hurdle in Jameela's rearing because the female they had hoped would be a surrogate mother for her just isn't interested enough so they're now focusing on another female in the troop.

There are people commenting on the above update making comments about like giving Jameela to Zookeeper Chad which is super annoying but there is a special type of humor in seeing this when I'm still so sure that Fort Worth Zoo had a subtle, plausibly deniable dig at Zookeeper Chad and Mogo Zoo in one of their initial posts about hand-rearing Jameela fgyeuiud

Anyway, the keepers at Fort Worth Zoo are doing great for Jameela and I have no additional worry for her future.

#statisticalcats gorillas #statisticalcats zoo blogging #zookeeper chad negative #mogo zoo negative #jameela's already crossed some baby milestones and the re-introduction process is going at a good pace despite the initial surrogate option #not working out #it kills me a little inside when i see fort worth zoo describe things as going slow #because they're REALLY not #they've done so much more in this amount of time than mogo zoo ever did #(also i think the surrogate mother mogo zoo chose for baby kaius also isn't showing the proper amount of interest to be a very good option #and they've already wasted SO MUCH time catering to the media and parading kaius around away from other gorillas #while fort worth zoo is still so much earlier in the process and realizing they're on the wrong path and changing plans #and actually doing what's best for jameela #and paying attention to her needs rather than using her as some pr prop #so anyway yeah no this baby's staying here #if she needs to go to another zoo she'll be going to another aza accredited zoo #not being sent overseas especially not to someone who is LESS qualified)#ok rant over gfyeiuhodi

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lecliss · 1 year

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How come when I do research on anxiety and paranoia everything just talks about being afraid of how strangers and society in general perceive you and judge you behind your back? Like yeah thats a major part of it, but wheres all the information about being terrified of dying every single second you're in a car or that the ceiling will suddenly for no reason at all just collapse on you killing you instantly or that The Killer is standing in the hall while you're on your way to the bathroom in the middle of the night???

#im having a 'scared of everything right now' moment and i refuse to believe im the only person in the world like this #how does this not qualify as anxiety and/or paranoia??? is this something else???#i tried to look into paranoid schizophrenia once but i just got info about schizophrenia in general #i couldnt find anything specifically about the paranoid version #does this count as some form of ocd perhaps??? see the problem here is that i dont know enough about these things #and idk what my specific problems are classified as cuz no one talks about that part #its all just 'everyone is judging me and they think i suck' or 'imaginary people are stalking me'#which actually. maybe The Killer in the hall counts as that? see idk AND THATS THE PROBLEM!!!!#see fuck people. idc about people. but about the improbable but never impossible chance a gorilla will come up behind me and kill me???#and see im wording it funny but thats just how i talk. its for real not a joke. im terrified of these things #the improbable but not impossible thing is just how i live but i act like everything is 99% probable #personal

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ventiswampwater · 1 year

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hey hi been tryin to write a fic from ick man's POV for only like 30 minutes and it's like repeatedly running into a wall

how tf you write 14k words with this man's brain u are.......magical??

dsfjhfdsjhfdsj YELLING!! also um??? 👀👀👀a bo pov fic from ur galactic mind???? consider me 👀👀👀👀 about that OMG

ur so fuckin right!! writing in his pov is like. crash BANG BOOM cartoon sound effects. it really REALLY is like running into a brick wall @ top speed and then repeatedly bashing ur head into those bricks!! again and AGAIN!!

there's so many times while writing his POV where I literally pause in the middle of a sentence and go "that is STRAIGHT UP the DUMBEST shit u could possibly think/say" and then feel the immediate urge to backspace bc WHO would be that embarrassing?? and then I remember that oh, it would be him! he WOULD!! and then I write another sentence and he says something else deranged and stupid and the experience repeats hfdsjhfdsjhfdsj AD NAUSEUM forever

he's just so dumb lmao like so stupid jhsdjhdfs

I truly have 2 be ready to flavor my coffee w/chernobyl pond water whenever I write for him. just VAULTING over all rational thought into unhinged horny insanity

I can't wait to see what u cook up UGH 👀🫠👁👄👁

#he is so exhausting lmao but he's also v ooga booga hehehehehehe. and UNFORTUNATELY on speed dial in my fuckin brain #caveman gorilla man...........idiot..........#ur new pfp is killing me hdsfjzhfdj there he is!!! looking smug and annoying and suspicious as hell!! babygirl!!!!

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linpunny · 10 months

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*yanks the knife from you.*

Im the hunter here. Now.

Run

*blinks shocked and stunned as I stand in place like prey too scared to move. *

Well shit.

#dessy's confessions #the one and only bestie: nymph #help help help I was supposed to use the knife no fair bestie 😭#fear play kink go brrrrrr but also she gunna kill me y’all take my ass and tie me up and throw me to the gorilla

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the-cooler-king · 1 year

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I am chomping at the bit to play some world of warcraft. Nothing else tickles that fancy yknow. Gathering materials. Undercutting at the auction house. Gathering materials. Logging out when people talk to me. Gathering materials

#I've been playing on and off since..... 2007? 2008?#I used to actually interact with ppl #I joined my first guild at lvl 40. I'll never forget.#I was killing gorillas in stranglethorn vale #Kythanis was my gm. He went to jail for crack or something later on #But not the point #I made some good friends! KARISSA MY BELOVED.... RHEA #And randos that I quested with for entire zones #Like me and the hunter in desolace #Or the cool fucking Tauren that rented me in western plaguelands with goblin cables #The two dudes that would meet me in wetlands to grind the red dragon pet #Which never dropped btw. We did this for three months like gold miners in california #Like oh we are gonna strike it big on this #I miss just wandering around the classic map #They have classic wrath which is hands down the best xpac #So Feb 1 I can finally buy my subscription bc it would be stupid #to pay for this month and next month LOL #I watched a scarab lord playthru recently and it made me wanna run ahn'qiraj solo SO BAD #I did it on my mage for so long. I love running old raids alone #I yell at the bosses. Smoke a lot of weed. Get drunk in game

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withbellzon · 1 year

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New York Is Killing Me

#my uploads #nems #bing bong #NY is killing me #coney island #brooklyn #uncle murda #gorilla nems #hip hop #rap #nyc #new york #new york city #withbellzon

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elvain · 11 months

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the film bro at my work this morning was going OFF about how barbie is gonna save cinema and tell a poignant story and it’s gonna be just as good as eeaao and it’s gonna sweep nominations and it’s gonna make him cry and i had to sit there thinking hey quintan it’s 8am

#mk.post #he’s so loud about film i cannot express #he is. he is literally literally killing me #me: i think it’ll be fun and a big success but it is just a glorified commercial #him: angry gorilla stomping

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wingsmould · 1 year

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i find it funny when people say nope (2022) wasnt that scary while for me it literally hit all my horror buttons

#beep boop #That Fucking Scene is like. everything i am scared of all in one #being killed in a meaningless way. its not immediate. the claustrophobia of it. you know you are going to die there #also irl monkeys freak me out . yes it's because of the gorilla from spongebob

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marigoldstereo · 1 year

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sometimes i think i'm not as crazy as i like to believe but then my landlord raises the rent and suddenly i'm threatening to break her kneecaps with full intentions on going through with it

#beginning to think capitalism is actually my main trigger #landlords specifically send me into gorilla violence levels of rage #anyone who makes a profit off of things we need to live deserves to be shot #but yeah my rent is now an extra 300 a month to 'fall in line with other houses in the area'#so long story short #'i'm not earning as much money as the other landlords :('#kill yourself like actually #parasite scum of society

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trilliastra · 2 years

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remembering movies i loved when i was younger: congo is still super fun

#don't judge me i like seeing giant gorillas killing people #oh well #about me

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gazelessmenagerie · 2 years

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(more thoughts beneath the cut.)

( ..and that’s not touching on my ideas for broly’s power don’t align to other folks ideas sfnalsnfknflkjg tbh i think he can totally square up to a lotta things. the main reason why i just have not want to really ‘fight’ hard is bc he totally can beat tf outta so many things so its more of a ‘ I dont need to express my energy too much ‘ deal with him. but thats not to say he wont use his brawn for threats and follow them up when he doesnt get his way. He has the capability to destroy the universe if he wants to and no i will not be persuaded that he is anything less than that. But you know.. its hard to find food if he destroys everything. )

( im not saying he’s invincible but he sure as fuck isn’t meant to be a pushover and I try hard to juggle that with him not murdering muses but keeping his animosity and hella threatening aura as close as I feasibly can. )

( putting into perspective that amount of raw power is both fascinating and yet so infuriating bc his entire reason to NOT do that is bc ‘ lol fuck you dad. I’m living my own life........................ ............................... that I’m figuring out. ‘ and thats it. afldsjg its not a bad reason in my view, his inactivity or lack of ‘ambtion’ is part of his journey to figure out what it is he wants bc he never had the chance to think about it till now. What does Broly want? What COULD he want...? He has all the power he could ever have. He has free reign to do was he wish but he’s got things to work out on his own. ruling an empire is nothing new, he’s been worshipped, he’s killed, he’s destroyed. what good would starting another empire do for him than to give him some luxuries he finds temporary use for until he gets bored. Living out in that desert has been something of a strange conundrum in a way..

He could totally take over earth, make people worship him but what will he do after..? he doesn’t... necessarily have the ability to Rule as a king would. He knows the basic order but to keep it running is different bc that was Paragus’ entire shtick in a sense. Broly was just the means to enforce those rules when he was under control. On his own.. I dont think Broly would honestly care too much. He’d want food, be decorated in lavish things but he’ll grow bored of it on the eventual.

Now living out on the harsh lands. thats where he feels more at home. Facing down tooth and claw, testing his strength against the elements and beasts of varying kinds. It just feels more natural to him as much as it is lounging around doing nothing and enjoying the sun and wide open air. Just... so many small components come into play and they totally go ignored or they aren’t “noticed” by him or anyone unless someone pays really close attention to the way he acts and reacts to things.

as it was Pointed out before.. ‘ he’s never honest with himself ‘ and that just drives such a hard fucking stake in my heart bc its true. for all the power he has, he just... denies something in him that’s as equally in part of him as it is his rage and power. and yes this is totally me inserting my HC on Legendary Saiyans if I haven’t yelled about it enough. I just.. .really enjoy duality and opposing natures being at war with one another. Its just that survival specifically favored one side over the other but the diminished side has never left.. its just dormant but it resides still. Its just.. really good and such a fun little thing when I get to write on those rare moments he finds himself at a certain loss with his own feelings. )

( of course this goes without saying he wont ever show that to just anyone. anldfsjg just. i cannot stress how fucking hard it is to get through his shell. but the more people he meets and cares for, the worse he’ll be off bc his paranoia will be off the charts and it’s going to cause him to lose control over himself. As great as his power is, it comes with a heavy toll bc he never learned to control his own power and manage it beyond getting overwhelmed with power and outright Needing to expel the excess energy in a violent burst before he tears himself apart from the inside. To reach that equilibrium within during his Legendary state.. just.. whoo man. he’s got.. some good reason why he doesn’t always go Legendary both bc there’s a pretty good chance he won’t remember what he did during that state and the immense amount of strain it puts on him physically and mentally afterwards. )

( afnlsdjf which.. idk, i’d like to explore somehow if he would be willing to learn how to control his own Legendary power, i think that’d be fun but also so aggravating bc he’s stubborn and it’s gonna take months for him to get anywhere.. but he’d be better for it in some way. Not ceasing being a menace but at least he won’t destroy the earth in a fit of jealousy or outrage (possibly) )

( just.. anfalsdjg idk man.. I see and write a lot of facets for this bastard that really only get to show when he’s observed long enough but lmfao he doesn’t let people in that close on a usual basis. I just want him to have a better life at time and other times I just want him to drive himself up the wall with his senseless self destructive habits bc he just doesn’t know better than what was instilled to him and what his power does to him if he lets it take over. )

( he doesn’t know how lonely he is in truth or how much pain and sorrow he has beneath all the anger. again.. lots of feels anflsjg but jfc thats my tedtalk on like a tired and anxious brain. apologies if this made no sense bc i sure as fuck didnt proofread it and I wrote whatever came to mind. )

#|| Tag: OOC #|| Character Study: {Broly}#( ...i guess this is just Kuro spills out his thoughts bc Hw broke him and he has no brain at all to write but still has Thoughts(tm)#( lowkey thoughts. im tired and i want to sleep but i dont want to go to class anflsfklgjkjg )#( i think just the stress of getting assigned not only 2 thigns due tomorrow and its a shitload of questions. )#( but also having some mock-interview thigns to prepare for really got me over my usual threshold so )#( idk thsi is just how I try to deal with it bc stupid space gorilla is my fucking blorbo )#( and thinking about him kinda helps. now if only he can do my hw or at least blow it up. i'd be forever grateful )#( BUT ANYWAY. back to my thoughts. )#( tbh I think he shouldn't have been killed by the sun in the second movie anflsdjfsjg )#( bastard survived a exploding planet as a baby. can't really tell me he won't be strong enough to face the goddamn sun fully grown. )#( bUT AGAIN. plot reasons. anflanflkajg )#( Not really like.. /complaining/ just kinda splurging out thoughts bc trying to measure anything in this godforsaken fandom over power lvls #( is just a fucking nightmare and I dont wanna deal with that. )#( i just go by what my thoughts feel bc its my blog and I get to dictate how I want to make my interpretation of broly. )#( not to say i wouldn't be opposed to just plotting it out???? cause fuck man. I'm not here to try and overpower everyone )#( I just want a good story/rp experience as opposed to fighting over who's stronger or whatever db fans do typically. )#( idk AGAIN. TIRED BRAIN IS JUST TIRED AND SPLURging. anway thx for my tedtalk. )

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orcelito · 2 years

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Sometimes i look at statistics for # of ppl who have had suicidal thoughts / etc & I'm just kinda like. "There's No Way it's that low, right?"

Guys I think I have a normalized mindset that might not be entirely healthy

#speculation nation #suicide ment/#NO IT'S NOT HOW IT USED TO BE. im fine for the most part.#but it still feels so normal to me lmao and apparently it is not in any way normal #or at least. shouldnt be.#majority of people apparently never even consider it as an option #meanwhile theres me with my longstanding philosophy of like #'if i lose literally every single person who cares about me then yea im killing myself lol'#BUT it works the other way too where so long as i got ppl who care about me. even just one person. imma keep living #that's what got me outta my teen years and im just keeping going with it #the underlying idea being that if i get to the point where i have lost literally every person who cares about me #i probs have some Pretty Big Problems so the wish would inevitably be there anyways lol #but yea uhhhhh yea. it's much more quiet than it was when i was a teen and thank god for that #it's annoying to deal with lmao #but it's still so normalized in my mind. i can end up muttering some rly concerning shit to myself when im really really mad or frustrated #primarily at work lol. as it goes.#then again ive always had a screw loose & bad ex just rly knocked it out of order lol #patched it up with duct tape and gorilla glue. slaps the top of this hunk of barely functional meat. this babey sure can brain #....in theory lmao #sorry for the dark topic i promise im feeling fine. aside from the muscle soreness and fatigue lol #just saw a post that got me thinking about how weird & skewed my perspective is. And So It Goes.

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