WHAT I LIKE ABOUT YOU (2002 - 2006) | 3.06 three little words

Iknow mothing of bf5 so gimme ur old url Kuzan 👁👁

well well well if it isn’t my ex husband

send me a character and i’ll list:

favorite thing about them - his post timeskip outfit. I'll say it. I don't think I truly started REALLY loving Kuzan and appreciating him properly until I saw him in those boots with those heels and those titties out. Then my entire perspective changed it was like a light clicked on in my head. yes it’s so sad I’m sorry. Oda went SO HARD on his outfit like Kuzan went from being a lazy marine to just oozing slut energy idk how else to say it - I promise I also love his personality not just his ice cold double d's and four inch heels. I like how he's full of compassion but you can tell he's just SO fed up and disenchanted with the state of the world, the case of a man who wants change and finally took matters into his own hand - god and I love his scars and his ice leg. KIIING girl help I'm going to fall back in love with kuzan one piece I don't know if I can handle that it was so intense last time

least favorite thing about them - I'm waiting to see what the hell Oda has planned for him but I have been waiting for ten years Oda can we get a fucking KUZAN UPDATE PLEASE

favorite line - I can't remember the line and translations will make it different anyway but when he walked up to doffy, who was sitting on a pulverized Smoker and was about to kill his ass, and was like "hey excuse me can you get off my friend" it was just. iconic. WHO else would casually stroll up and say that calmly while emanating 400000% malice doffy probably felt that all the way in his fucking hollow ass bird bones

brOTP - kuzan/camel brOTP for life and then the next life, that is his ride, his sidekick, his emotional support penguin. I’m so glad kuzan just fucked off to the ocean and adopted an enormous penguin to chill with so he’s not alone. He could cross the ocean on his own with his devil power but was too lazy so he rides a penguin around like what else is there to even say - kuzan garp brotherhood except I’m STILL mad at garp over marineford god DAMN IT but I know he and kuzan are toit so whatever kuzan be friends with whoever you want I guess - I’m still sad about Z, man

OTP - I think Kuzan and Smoker should bang. Smoker would keep his dumb ass in line. 

nOTP - Kuzan/Robin.....not for me

random headcanon - Kuzan wanted to dress like a slut all along the marines just wouldn’t let him. AS SOON as he left them he put on the high heels and the skinny jeans and the shirt with the deep V neck like. What else was he supposed to do. He’s 49 and killing it suck it sakazuki you deepfried asshole

unpopular opinion - I don’t know if I have one.. nobody really talks about kuzan much LMAO idk what the fandom even thinks of him really...

song i associate with them - Can't Stop by Red Hot Chili Peppers

favorite picture of them

do gifs count because when he did this I was like 👀

I'm strong. Proud. And I chose myself to be Dr. Mid-Nite. I choose me! Oh, yeah, and I love being black.

STARGIRL | 1.03 – Icicle