A walking masterpiece~

muffled screaming

Rhodes Island Safety Board once against wishes to advise operators on the landship that when approaching a Sarkaz Mercenary, please ensure you accurately determine the affiliation of the individual.

So Vash’s scars were revealed in Stampede and the reaction was hmm not bad, could be more gruesome, toss him in the washer with a couple of bricks and set it on spin and we’ll see if that does the trick

and episode twelve was like: okay :)

He was not an ill-disposed young man, unless to be rather cold hearted and rather selfish is to be ill-disposed: but he was, in general, well respected; for he conducted himself with propriety in the discharge of his ordinary duties. Had he married a more amiable woman, he might have been made still more respectable than he was:—he might even have been made amiable himself; for he was very young when he married, and very fond of his wife. But Mrs. John Dashwood was a strong caricature of himself;—more narrow-minded and selfish.

Jane Austen, she slays. A complete double character assassination in a single paragraph.

remember to decorate your floralope this christmas!

The morning after the Inaugural (and only) Iceberg Lounge's Anti-Bat Orgy.

Boops the Roxanne butt with a cardboard tube

Roxanne perks up at the bop to her booty and giggles. "Oh you~" She says before flinging herself backward at full speed ass first, 'bopping' the anon with her ass at terminal velocity

*Dropping hugs from orbit*

Hailee Steinfeld | Vanity Fair Oscar Party

Aubrey Plaza. | MetGala 🌹🔥

A mousegirl officiating a wedding says "Squeak now or forever hold your cheese!" lol

Oh you just had to go and make it sexual you could have just said "mouse" but you said "mousegirl" and-

Yeah and then the mousegirl officiant and the brides all fuck sloppy style and there's mousegirl jizz and pussy juice everywhere. Like it's a whole thing