#the rest of the magic community is just like ''you gotta be fucking kidding me. him? HIM?!''
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luxiem x reader || as fathers
a/n : YALL LIKE MY LUXIEM HCS MORE THAN MY OTHER ONES SO HERE U GO LMAO 😭 ill feed u guys some more luxiem content before mysta graduates [sobs louder]
SHU YAMINO
TYPICAL ASIAN DAD
but minus the yelling and stuff
hes just pretty damn strict but like he loves you all the same
if you get an A+ in maths, GOOD JOB, HE'LL TREAT YOU TO ICE CREAM [and maybe a magic show WWWW]
if you get a D-, he'll probably say something along the lines of : " try harder kiddo! you can get a higher mark next time! do you want me to help you study? "
he will definitely show up at all of your events and stuff like that to cheer you on
b a n a n a
omg he would accidentally get banned from ur school games bc he keeps helping you with his witchcraft stuff
LUCA KANESHIRO
OMG HES THE DAD THAT ALL YOUR CLASSMATES LOVE
hes the type to bring like the BEST FOOD during those potlucks ur school has
will panic if you bring math homework to him for help AJSHD
if he cant go to ur school events, HE WILL SO FIND A WAY TO GO, EVEN IF IT WAS JUST FOR A MOMENT
ur little sibling would deadass be a dog.
like no shit, this man would want a dog
and that dog is ur sibling
he and his mafia men would be the ones to raise you [FUCKING BONUS POINTS IF ONE OF HIS MEN IS A WOMAN AND SHE IS UR MOTHER FIGURE]
" oh, don't worry kid, you'll get it next time!! if you're ever feeling down, just know your dad thinks that you're pog! "
you dont know how to tell him that saying pog as a [however old he is] man is a little cringe, but you love him for it (IN A FAMILIAL WAY)
IKE EVELAND
a very chill dad when it comes to homework and grades
unless it was english
if you get a low score in english
THIS MANS IS RUTHLESS. HE WILL GET YOU TO READ. A LOT.
but if you get tired of it, he'll let it go
i feel like he'd be the parent who IS your teacher at school
oh boy, you should dread first day if he's your english teacher
" class, i'd like you all to know, im only fucking one of your mothers. " [all jokes LMAO he wouldnt embarrass you like that..... or would he?]
if you get a low score in any subjects or like if you flunk a test, he'll hug you and say:
" don't cry, you've made me proud already. i love you kiddo, and none of those test marks will change that. just tell me if you ever need help okay? i'm always happy to help you with those. "
MYSTA RIAS
BRO OMG HES THAT ONE DAD WITH INSANE SOCIAL MEDIA PRESENCE
SOMEHOW ALL YOUR FRIENDS FOLLOW HIM ON TWITTER??
the most laidback out of all the luxiem guys about homework
doesn't mind if you flunk it, as long as you did your hardest, it's a pass in his book
he cant physically help you with homework
its a british debuff /j
like he would stare at the pythagorean theorem and go 'uhm....'
HE WOULD HELP YOU WITH ALL YOUR FASHION DILEMMAS
there to listen to all the GODDAMN TEA!! like how dare jessica cheat on james like that with ryan??
dude is like the communal dad if any of ur friends dont have a father figure, he'll be there for them too
" oh you flunked your math test? it's alright!! you'll get it next time. they give you too much tests nowadays you guys are all probably burnt out... how about we watch a movie? your mind needs to destress. "
VOX AKUMA
SHAWTY HAS FLIRTED WITH YOUR TEACHERS MORE THAN ONCE
LIKE YOU GOTTA STOP HIM, HIS RIZZ IS TOO MUCH
also that one dad for some reason everyone likes
hes like pretty strict, but its because he wants the best for you
WOULD GET BANNED FROM TRYING TO GO TO UR SCHOOL GAMES BC HE GETS SO PISSED LMAO
" WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN THEY GET A FOUL?? THEY DIDNT EVEN HIT THE OTHER KID??? "
hes the demon you and ur friends would try to summon at sleepovers
" kid, please, i love you and all, but dad needs to fucking rest. please stop summoning me. "
AND YOUR FRIENDS WOULD SCREAM WWWW
anyways, hes pretty damn smart so hes gotchu covered when it comes to homework help
unless it was history.
history pisses the fuck out of this ancient man.
he will rant about how incorrect the history books are and you'll get nowhere with homework
" oh, darling, it's alright. i'm not disappointed in you and i won't be when it comes to homework. i get it, sometimes it's hard and you don't understand it, but that's when you ask for help, alright? i won't ever shame you for asking me for help. "
a/n : i hope yall r fed this took me 30 minutes to shit out and clean up also i think its obvious whos my favourite in luxiem LMAOO
#luxiem#ike eveland#shu yamino#vox akuma#luca kaneshiro#mysta rias#headcanon#i hope yall like it#this fixed my daddy issues in some way#my personal therapy tbh#idk how to tag this#lmao
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Long Vent, apologies in advance (feel free to ignore this):
I'm a bit worried about whether I can transition (legally and medically) cause I live in south africa and I'm just scared the seemingly lack of formalized trans healthcare is gonna fuck stuff up for me, doesn't really help that I everyone I know and know of irl is cis, every single person besides me is cis. And my non-transphobic parents still don't believe that I'm not their little girl even after being out to them for about 2 years. And they're the most liberal family members i have, the rest are extremely conservative and transphobic. And I'm just fucking scared. For fucks sake I don't even have the guarantee of hearing or reading my name anywhere each day. Like atleast I've got a few friends who are extremely supportive of me (one of them continuesly telling me that she does not understand why anyone ever thinks I'm a girl cause I already pass as a cis guy lol) and it fucking sucks that my school is a conservative Christian school (not like america public schools can be religious here) where I was the second "girl" to have a short haircut in the entire school and it's a massive fucking school. Counting me atleast there's 4 people who have short "boy" hair and have to wear the girls' uniform. On that topic I fucking hate that I can't be out to teachers, the teachers regularly make horribly transohobic comments without being prompted to or even knowing about the one half-out trans kid (me). Like i hear shit like teachers saying they believe trans people are truly sick in the head and that they want kids to out their trans friends (luckily my friends are nice enough not to do that) and I hate the girl's uniform I gotta wear and I hate it all and I've still gotta deal with high school for 2 and ¾ years. And idk my mental health has been really bad lately and this all doesn't help, and i love being trans, I just want to atleast be tolerated for it amd have a bit more stable future planned in terms of transition. And I want my parents to fucking be able to help with that, they're wonderful parents otherwise sonjwnush I could just rely on them a little for some of this shit.
idk I'm just scared and tired and dysphoric and I feel very very alone
(On another note, I appreciate your blog a lot, you're cool)
I’m really sorry to hear you’re going through this. Obviously there’s nothing I can say to make it magically better but I hope you do know there’s a huge community out there who’s happy to support you in whatever ways we can. I’m not sure how safe online spaces are for you if your family is conservative but you’ll always have a safe space here to talk about whatever you need to. I hope one day you can get out if you want to, or that something’s changes in the area you’re in. High school is the worst, especially being trans, but I know that you can get through it! I’m really happy you have some supportive friends, and if I were you I’d maybe try to make some online ones if you haven’t already just because it seems like the people around you won’t be very safe.
I wish you luck on your journey and I really hope things get better for you.
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campaign 3 episode 28: the chaos gremlin strikes again
oh no
liam just stays like that the rest of the game
cashapp being a sponsor is so weird to me
>>there's still a pandemic
>>goes to comicon
NO I'm not done being mad about it
"otohan cruel" freudian slip
taliesin no
link….be careful, link….
BUCK FUCKET
I preemptively want this animated
"I can do it, it's FINE"
the map lighting is making everybody look good
well, better than usual
critrolecloset find me sam's shirt
"best friend" did they get divorced :(
if someone doesn't throw banana peels I'm leaving
YEAH YEAH HELL YEAH
liam gets me
there's no law on the books that says a wolf can't play death race
travis is actively hiding
start chewing on wires
name it regigigas bc it's slow to get going
festivalities
turian clan paint
YOU get a bane, and YOU get a bane
"hold on letTERSSSS"
I DESPERATELY want this animated
"deez nuts draw first blood"
laudna my beloved
beam-beam
the flag comes down and there's just an explosion of magic from the middle of the pack
[extreme southern accent] 'cause I'm a pot-hole~
someday I will find that ad to explain why that line is burned into my subconscious
god bless u sam
TEAM DRYBONES
magnet rage
MEAN MAX
okay I'm zoning out I gotta make popcorn
the car is Bugged
NOT THE BEES
ten and two imogen
ah yes, exploding head syndrome
yessssss
pace car fearne
someone draw Tex Avery Ashton please
some days you just can't get rid of a bomb
does this count as critical role parties vs old people
oranges broke her fall it's fine
tesla self-driving car
hey! rude
"they're IN MY ASSHOLE, so I figure they're grappleable"
THERE'S NO LAW ON THE BOOKS
"to help with the net!"
"SATAN TAKE THE WHEEL"
"we're on a precarious cliffside" turn into a fish
"whore dynamite" gdi I just changed my twitter name
"I'm just gonna throw up in her face" like a baby buzzard
"I don't have a mini for [a banana peel]" "how DARE"
fart gust
action surge ankle hack
I love one (1) halfling
I ME-LEE'D HIM FOR YOU GAN
hsfhdjklsa
this is gonna be a hell of a ride at criticalroleland
SLAMMAGE
"I have no sense of shame left in me"
"I'm also now sitting in your lap"
no fuck a gravity well, imogen sitting in ashton's lap supremacy
what in the deadlights
"let's tame it and ride it"
countdown to travis saying kakarot
"why specifically travis" this man first contacted his future wife to try to weasel his way into a DBZ role bc she was voicing kid trunks at the time
it has a WHAT
did he just call travis fjord
"I think it's laudna bc the left blinker has been on for a while"
is the left blinker just fcg's eye
ah geeze there's almost 2 hours left
as the map blinds liam and laura
I am overly enamored by the maplight reflecting in taliesin's glasses
"meets it beats it" is still the stupidest rule
AKIRA BIKE SLIDE
welp I know exactly which part of tumblr just exploded
we don't talk about the cloud motorcycle fight
"fang-like teeth" matthew they're just fangs
pffft them still being awkward
rude???
it's one bladed barrier, what can it weigh, a couple hundred pounds?
did they rename skronky's ring
D:
imogen presenting laudna to fcg: fix her
oh that's so fucking cute
I feel like there hasn't been as much orym and fearne outside of liam making very sure we know he sleeps curled up in the back of her knee and the Pointed Looks whenever fearne is being fearne
dusk is 0/2
"why hasn't anyone asked you to dinner?" this is the neighborhood watch committee reminding everyone that necrophilia is still illegal
(if you get that reference I hope your back pain clears up soon)
travis and ashley are communicating entirely via eyebrows rn
I have processed none of this. half because it's 2 am and half bc trying to decipher travis and ashley's faces
OH?
imogen no but also OH?
just wii shop music
OH???
dusk what the fuck is up with that
chetney has his arm wrapped around dusk's fingertips
"so much bouncer"
travis senses sus
travis what r u doin
TRAVIS
after watching the old man "I see you" gives me psychic damage
"so you're not trying to kill fearne's parents?" "…nnnooOOOOOoOoO?"
CAST WHISPERS
fearne propositions them both
DUSK
I mean chetney fully did this to himself but D U S K
"kill your whole family" IS a well known idiom
liam's face
liam
LIAM
"I go on a murder spree" "congratulations"
"not in a creepy way"
and imogen doesn't even have chetney's whatever, she's just Jealous
imogen you're gonna get psychic backlash'd
curved walls, CURVED WALLS
jdfksjl dusk rebounded onto fearne
BACKWARDS KNEES
"I don't know what I was expecting but it was that"
I'm just remembering marisha going IS THAT MY MOM when they realized it was vilya
matt's southern accent is the best
oh nooooo
UH OH
OH NO
that's extremely cool but also NO
she has this written down
CHANGELING?
erika you wrote this down
ART
ERIKA
MATTHOLOMEW MERCER
that laugh
DON'T YOU HIGH FIVE OVER THAT
erika u fuckin chaos gremlin
I WAS CORRECT
"I DIDN'T LOOK LIKE THAT"
#critical role#spoilers#crititag#liveblog#reaction post#straight up did not realize I repeated myself abt 'they wrote this down'#I was Engrossed
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venting
I JUST WANNA GET MY WHOLE LIFE FUCKING STARTED
I’M GOING TO BE 27 WHEN I GET MY PHD
IDEK WHAT MY GOALS ARE IN LIFE I JUST WANT A PARTNER A COMMITTED PAL FOR THE REST OF MY DAYS
BUT I GOTTA FIND A WAY TO GET BACK INTO A CITY WITH ACTUAL SHIT GOING ON AND PEOPLE TO INTERACT WITH WHOSE VALUES I SHARE AND THEN I GOTTA ACTUALLY FIND OUT WHO I AM OUTSIDE OF WORK WORK WORK AND THEN I GOTTA FIND WAYS TO MEET PEOPLE AND THEN I GOTTA FIND WAYS TO MEET PEOPLE IN A ROMANTIC FASHION AND THEN I GOTTA FIGURE OUT WHAT I WANT IN A PARTNER AND HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
there’s so much life to live ahead of me but also? i have wasted so much of it in a fucking terrible suburb with nothing going on and no public transit and no interesting people who share my values and no social activities and no way to meet people and just work work work 9 to 6 every day of the week including weekends. so much time spent in limbo waiting for the rest of my life to start with the only thing i want in life being People and partnership and community and yet it will take SO LONG to establish that once I get out of here, I have so much to make up for, and once again my greatest fear is that in my 30s everyone is going to be partnered up and it will be impossible to even make FRIENDS because partnered people do NOT like single women coming in and being friends with them i am SORRY it is just TRUE and ALSO my FIELD is so ELDERLY that wherever I end up working is NOT going to be a #young workplace it’s going to be full of older people who are married with kids
who’s going to come to the movies with me? who’s going to come over for dinner? who’s going to want to go on walks with me and my dog?
every invitation becomes a fucking date just by asking after a certain age
i’ve lost so much fucking time and made so many dead end choices and even though there’s so much life left it feels like it’s going to be so fucking empty
i don’t CARE if i make art, i don’t CARE if i write, it means NOTHING without people. online communities mean a lot to me but it doesn’t fill the void in my life of having dinner parties and gatherings and quality time spent with people and hugs and holding hands platonically or otherwise and going dancing without expectations and sharing in cultural events in person together experiencing the magic of being present
this is the worst fucking thing about being nonreligious because there are church groups for young people and that’s how so many people meet people and have their own little communities is through their religious organizations and you have none of that if you aren’t religious. i don’t know.
blah.
every time i take a break from grad school and get OUT of here I end up being reminded that I am extremely social and charismatic and can make friends very quickly and there are places that are just culturally populated by very young and diverse populations and there are things to do that attract all sorts of people and I will make friends
but sitting alone in my empty apartment in the dark with about a year left of this to go and not knowing where i’ll end up or if i’ll be able to get to one of those social oases, the Trauma Response i’ve got of being a control freak just is slowly wrapping its fingers around my throat and it feels insurmountable
#personal#depression#i know i know i know i know i know i know i know#but feelings have nothing to do with reason
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