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minacoleta · 1 year

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Realized no one has seen all the cards laid out yet… honestly I can’t get over how cool they look lined up. Here are the first nine!

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osidius-el-enfatico · 2 years

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list of my favorite wrestler names that are absolutely real, i double promise:

- Dan the dad

- the proletariat boar of moldova

- still life with apricot and pears

- Amish roadkill

- hard gay razor ramon

- the world famous cb (cb stands for cheese burger)

- a very good professional wrestler

- Moscow the communist bovine

- very misterios ice cream

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jasvvy · 5 years

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oh no...

#chikara #just nick being nick #nick gage #The Proletariat Boar of Moldova

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chikaraspecial · 5 years

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CHIKARA vs. Beyond Wrestling at "Cibernetico - 7 Man Army"!

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ask-vantablack · 4 years

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ANSWER TWENTY ONE QUESTIONS, TAG TWENTY ONE PEOPLE YOU’D LIKE TO KNOW BETTER .

1) nickname : Soul 2) real name : Gabie 3) zodiac : Leo 4) height : 5′6″ 5) what time is it? 8pm (PST) 6) favorite musicians/groups : Pendulum, System of a Down, Muzzy, Slipknot, etc. 7) favorite sports team : I don’t really follow sports, but if we’re talking wrestlers on the other hand Ophidian, Serpentico, Hallowicked, and the Proletariat Boar of Moldova are my main squeezes- 8) other blogs : @thatlethalsoul (Main), @thoselethalarts (Art blog), @dmntophbia (Horror OC blog) 9) do i get asks? : Sometimes u3u More on this blog than ever on main- 10) how many blogs do i follow? 265 (Many inacs since The Purge tbh...) 11) any tumblr crushes? ~ It’s a secret ~ 12) lucky number : 7, 4, 3 13) what am i wearing rn? Flannel nightgown and slippers 15) dream car : I’m happy enough with my lil’ baby truck tbh u3u (2003 Ford Sport Trac) 16) favorite food : Sushi 17) drink of choice : Iced tea 18) languages : English, some ASL 19) instruments : Uhhhh... I can play a kazoo- 20) celebrity crushes? Rob Swire 21) random fact : I have venophobia, which means in my case I can’t think about, write about, or otherwise describe interactions with or the functions of veins and arteries. That’s why I usually refrain from describing that deep into brutal detail in my more graphic writings!

tagged by stolen from: @mcdsparks tagging: steal it

#𝕭𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖉 𝖋𝖆𝖈𝖊; OOC

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iamchikara · 5 years

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We close out the month of April with the second point standings update, which is a fairly small one for both. For the month of May, there will be an update after the Infinite Gauntlet on May 11th and one after the May 25th/26th Aniversario events. I lead in with the Grand Championship standings. Remember, as always, YLC does not count toward point totals.

At three points…

Mick Moretti, who defeated Race Jaxon (6/4/17 Hour of Power), Jessica Troy (JKI ‘17), and Rory Gulak (ICFBTS)

At two points…

Cajun Crawdad, who defeated Thief Ant (5/19/18 Hour of Power) and Jawbreaker Joe Sue (ICFBTS)

Hype Rockwell, who defeated Palm Strike Paul (8/18/18 Hour of Power) and the Proletariat Boar of Moldova (DGTS)

Lucas Calhoun, who defeated Callux the Castigator (FES ‘18) and Missile Assault Man (DGTS)

At one point…

A-Kid, who defeated Air Wolf (OUAB)

Blanche Babish, who defeated The Whisper (Egg Monsters From Mars)

Frantik, who defeated Officer Warren Barksdale (10/7/18 Hour of Power)

Hermit Crab, who defeated Green Ant (2/24/18 Hour of Power)

Madison Eagles, who defeated Mike Quackenbush (KOT 2018, Night Three)

Oceanea, who defeated Merlok (Closing Time)

Officer Warren Barksdale, who defeated Hallowicked (NPWD ‘19)

Penelope Ford, who defeated Still Life (NPWD ‘19)

Princess Kimberlee, who defeated The Whisper (OUAB)

Shazza McKenzie, who defeated BLANK (Fright Knight)

Thief Ant, who defeated Volgar (10/7/18 Hour of Power)

Worker Ant, who defeated Tim Pence (Judgement Day)

Inactive…

Blind Rage, 2 points

Chuck Taylor, 2 points

Soldier Ant, 2 points

The Big Deal, 2 points (will be restored if he ever shows up again)

The Estonian Thunderfrog, 2 points

Bullet Ant, 1 point

Drew Gulak, 1 point

DUSTIN, 1 point

Eddie Kingston, 1 point

Flex Rumblecrunch, 1 point (will be restored if he’s back for more than one night)

Heidi Lovelace, 1 point

Jaka, 1 point

Kenbai, 1 point (will be restored if he ever shows up again)

Prakash Sabar, 1 point

Shynron, 1 point

Matt Riddle, 1 point

Omari, 1 point

Leaving the standings this iteration are BLANK and Missile Assault Man.

#CHIKARA #Grand Championship Point Standings

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chikararesults · 5 years

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S19 Results - “Don’t Go To Sleep!” (11.10.18)

1) Callux the Castigator pinned Fire Ant in 4:49 with a Belly-to-Belly Suplex.

2) 4 Corner Elimination Tag Team Match: Hermit Crab/Cajun Crawdad picked up a point over Blanche Babish/Jeremy Leary, BLANK/Still Life With Apricots And Pears and Green Ant/Thief Ant in 7:17.

3) Hype Rockwell pinned the Proletariat Boar of Moldova in 9:38 with a “HyperBomb” from the top rope.

4) Lucas Calhoun defeated Missile Assault Man via Disqualification when Volgar hit Calhoun with a chain.

5) Hallowicked/Sonny Defarge/Cornelius Crummels/Travis Huckabee were victorious over Solo Darling/Boomer Hatfield/Danjerhawk/Razerhawk when Travis picked up the win at 17:43 by applying the SharpStinger to an unconscious Solo.

6) Ophidian made Rory Gulak tap out to the Cobra Clutch Death Grip in exactly 12:00.

7) Grand Championship: Dasher Hatfield retained the title over the Whisper in 13:51, following a Jackhammer.

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some-triangles · 6 years

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Ok so if you were ranking wrestlers by how furry their themes and/or costumes are where does Mr. Hypnosis the snake man fall? Are there wrestlers even furrier (scalier?) than him out there

Different scales for different companies. Mr. Hypnosis is from Chikara, where they like their animal costumes. Here for example is the Proletariat Boar of Moldova:

Note the sickle.

If we’re sticking to mainstream wrestling, the furriest of all time is almost certainly Mantaur

but he has asterisks - he didn’t choose that gimmick, and he took the head off to wrestle, which strikes me as an act of cowardice.

The lesson here is that being a furry isn’t all about the suit. It’s what’s inside that counts. Kris Wolf’s presentation is pretty minimal but she lives her gimmick

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And then of course there’s Hiromu Takahashi, who wears no suit at all but is such a furry that he can turn other wrestlers into furries:

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magicmalcolm · 7 years

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If I can take one thing away from this week’s NXT, it’s that I can technically say that I’ve seen the Proletariat Boar Of Moldova on WWE Programming and technically be telling the truth. 🐗

#THERE IS A GATDAMN BOAR EMOJI WHAT IS LIFE #wwe #wwe nxt #malcolm watches nxt #proletariat boar of moldova

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pwchronicle · 5 years

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Chikara “Don’t Go To Sleep!” Live Show Report November 10th in Philadelphia, PA

Chikara heated up a cold November day at the Wrestle Factory. Though it relied entirely on its core roster (and still left off some names), this one likely got increased attention due to being shown on two live streaming services.

1. Callux the Castigator beat Fire Ant with power slam out of a bear hug. Fast, spirited opener. Callux was nearly declared the winner by forfeit, as Preston Blathers announced that Fire Ant had not arrived yet, but before it could be made official, Fire Ant came running in with his bag to get the match started. Fire Ant was able to fight from behind with his signature moves, as well as a vertical suplex on Callux on his third attempt at it, but Callux used his power to his advantage. 

- Afterward, Callux got a hold of Fire Ant’s bag left on the floor at ringside. He dumped its contents onto Fire Ant, including his King of Trios medal. Callux took the medal and put it around his neck, then dropped a big elbow on Fire Ant. Green Ant and Thief Ant ran in for the save, but Callux fought off both of them and laid them out with two sidewalk slams at once. He walked to the back still wearing Fire Ant’s medal, so this big scary dude is a thief as well!

2. Hermit Crab & Cajun Crawdad won a Four Corner Tag Team Eliminator over The Colony (Green Ant & Thief Ant), The Nouveau Aesthetic (BLANK & Still Life With Apricots and Pears, and Jeremy Leary & Blanche Babish. This one got off to a really hot start and maintained its momentum quite well. Green Ant and Thief Ant made their entrance first after just being beat up by Callux. Crab and Crawdad put their normal entrance aside and rushed out to beat up The Colony. Leary and Babish ran out next to fight off the crustaceans, while the Nouveau Aesthetic came out and just waited on the entrance ramp, biding their time. The bell rang when it finally came down to just two wrestlers in the ring, and the Colony was the first team eliminated when BLANK slipped into the ring and cradled Thief Ant. The Nouveau Aesthetic worked alongside Crab and Crawdad to beat down Leary. Eventually, the Aesthetic was eliminated after Babish caught Still Life in a crucifix pin. Crab and Crawdad then won the match, and only one point towards a title shot, after hitting Leary with a back body drop slam. Fun to watch.

3. Hype Rockwell beat The Proletariat Boar of Moldova with a sit-out powerbomb off the top rope. Rockwell acted disinterested in the match at first and avoided Boar, only to get into the action and call Boar a loser as he worked him over. Boar fought back, and he hit his gore for a nearfall. Rockwell put down Boar with a shoulder breaker and went to the top, but Boar got up and met him up there, which led to the Super Bomb finish. Pretty solid hoss battle, with the crowd (another big one, with late arrivals during the first match) getting on Rockwell’s case.

- Brief intermission. Whoever is making the cookies named after Chikara wrestlers sold at intermission continues to do a good job on them, while continuing to add to Chikara’s independent spirit. 

4. Lucas Calhoun beat Missile Assault Man via disqualification. The story of Missile Assault Man upon his return last month has only gotten stranger.

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Before the match started, Lucas (holding a mic that didn’t work but that he thankfully didn’t need) talked to Missile Assault Man about how he knew why this match had to happen, remarking how the only way out is through. They fought hard, with M.A.M. stomping on Calhoun’s limbs (as he used to do as Missile Assault Ant). Eventually, Calhoun got M.A.M. in a sleeper, but then Volgar and Frantik ran in and beat attacked him from behind to cut this match short. Professor Nicodemus came out, and with Calhoun out from a chain punch, the professor and his two subjects focused on M.A.M. Nicodemus yelled at him as Volgar and Frantik Pillmanized his ankle with chairs. After Nicodemus and company left, Missile Assault Man was able to get up, Calhoun woke up, and M.A.M. slapped Calhoun and told him that they were going to get Nicodemus together. More of an angle to further a larger story here.

5. Hallowicked, Travis Huckabee, Cornelius Crummels, and Sonny Defarge beat Solo Darling, Razerhawk, Danjerhawk, and Boomer Hatfield when Huckabee had Darling passed out while in a Texas Cloverleaf. Slight lineup change here, as Tony Deppen was originally billed for this match, but Defarge took his place in the end I thought this was even stronger story work, contained within a very fun Atomico. A lot of good work from everyone involved, especially a one-on-one exchange between the veteran Hallowicked and rookie Boomer. Huckabee and Darling was ongoing story that continued boiling underneath, with Darling taking issue with Huckabee’s interference. Darling made a hot tag into the match that picked up the pace of the match following periods of her partners getting worked over. It eventually got down to Darling and Huckabee in the ring alone. Attempts by Huckabee’s partners to stop her were stopped by Darling’s partners, except Boomer’s attempt to stop Hallowicked saw him tossed to the floor and allowing Hallowicked to hit Never Wake Up on Darling. Huckabee’s partners then stopped Darling’s partners as Huckabee prepared to put the Cloverleaf on an already-out Darling. Darling’s partners helped her get to her feet afterward.

- Joey Janela, a guest commentator at Chikara today, came out to the ring on crutches to speak with the crowd. He promoted the doubleheader two weeks from now, with Chikara presenting “Cibernetico: 7 Man Army” in the afternoon, and Beyond Wrestling coming back to present “TFT: Night One” in the evening. The Cibernetico match will see a Chikara team take on a Beyond team, and Janela said he would be fighting for Beyond if he wasn’t injured. Fans booed this, but Janela diffused it by stating how he’s only had two matches in Chikara whereas he’s wrestled for Beyond every month. He announced Beyond’s team: Brian Milonas, Cam Zagami, Chris Dickinson, Ryan Galeone, the Beaver Boys (Alex Reynolds & John Silver), and yes, Nick Gage. Janela faltered a little in promoting these wrestlers when he let out “God Damn” in this PG environment, but he was instantly apologetic, pressed forward, and was very careful with his language when he revealed Gage would be coming to Chikara.  

6. Ophidian beat Rory Gulak via submission with the Cobra Clutch Death Grip. A strong match as I expected it to be, with lots of sharp wrestling and counter-wrestling. Ophidian introduced some aerial moves into the match, but his attempt at a meteora late in the match was countered into a Boston Crab by Gulak for the submission attempt. Gulak also kicked out of the bridging backslide that has given Ophidian a lot of wins previously. Ophidian came flying at him again to get the body scissors on Gulak, leading to the full submission and tap out from Gulak.

- Another brief intermission.

7. Dasher Hatfield beat The Whisper to retain the Chikara Grand Championship with a deadlift superplex. Very good main event with a lot of athleticism from the Whisper in his second straight main event. I didn’t entirely get the impression that Whisper would win the title here, especially given his impending shot at Los Campeonatos de Parejas next month, but he certainly held his own with the veteran Mr. Hatfield.

A lot of fun stuff on this show overall, with a good flow to everything. May the momentum of this level of quality continue on to both shows happening in the Wrestle Factory in two weeks.

#Chikara #Chikara Pro #Wrestling #Beyond Wrestling

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minacoleta · 1 year

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More chikara tarot! Had to include Mr. Azerbaijan and Boar.

#chikara major arcana #chikara pro #chikara #the proletariat boar of moldova #boar #mr azerbaijan #chuck taylor #chuckie t #indie wrestling

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osidius-el-enfatico · 2 years

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for a few years there was a wrestler named proletariat boar of Moldova, if you even care

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loveisadonkey · 6 years

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If anyone deserves to be in a poem it’s The Proletariat Boar of Moldova.

#poetry #wrestling #chikara pro #poetry is not dead #proletariat #boar #masked wrestler #inspiration #indywrestling

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chikaraspecial · 5 years

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When Hype Rockwell and Oleg the Usurper were drawn as partners for the “La Lotería Letal” tournament, it seemed like kismet. The two of them have partnered up in trios action twice before to form The Hyper Beast Warriors, and although the last time there was partners some bad blood may have been raised, this tournament seemed like a perfect opportunity for these occasionally partners to reconcile their differences and perhaps earn a Campeones de Parejas opportunity. Instead, Rockwell quickly gave Oleg a Hyperwheel in the first round and essentially handed a win to his opponents. Hype will have to pay for his transgressions on November 10th when he faces Oleg’s tag team partner The Proletariat Boar of Moldova in singles competition.

“Don’t Go To Sleep!” - Philadelphia, PA - Saturday, November 10th - 3:00 PM EST

1. Grand Championship: Dasher Hatfield (Interim Champion) vs. The Whisper

2. Elimination Match: The Creatures of the Deep (Hermit Crab & Cajun Crawdad) (0 Points) vs. Blanche Babish & Jeremy Leary (0 Points) vs. The Nouveau Aesthetic (BLANK & Still Life With Apricots and Pears) (0 Points) vs. The Colony (Green Ant & Thief Ant) (1 Point)

3. Ophidian (1 Point) vs. Rory Gulak (0 Points)

4. Fire Ant (1 Point) vs. Callux the Castigator (0 Points)

5. Xyberhawx 2000 (Razerhawk & Danjerhawk), Solo Darling & Boomer Hatfield vs. F.I.S.T. (Travis Huckabee & Tony Deppen), Hallowicked & Cornelius Crummels

6. The Proletariat Boar of Moldova (1 Point) vs. Hype Rockwell (1 Point)

#CHIKARA #Chikara Pro #Don't Go To Sleep!#The Proletariat Boar of Moldova #The Beast Warriors #Hype Rockwell

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aftershockprowrestling-blog · 6 years

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LIVE EVENT REMINDER (January 24th, 2018)

Wednesday, January 24th at the Industry Hills Expo Center, 16200 Temple Ave, City of Industry, CA 91744

Ky-ote Vs. Super Porky Al Snow Vs. The Proletariat Boar of Moldova Shane "The Wall" Pritchard Vs. Blaster McMassive Kia "Awesome Kong" Stevens Vs. Tessa Blanchard (non-title) Los Ice Creams Vs. The Carnies

in the Main Event:

"King of Old School" Steve Corino defends the APW heavyweight championship against El Matagore (one-half of the APW Tag-Team Champions)

LIVE EVENT REMINDER (January 26th, 2018)

Friday, January 26th at Studio 939, 939 Maple Ave, Los Angeles, CA 90015

El Generico & Amish Roadkill Vs. The Crazy Chickens Suge D & Cheeseburger Vs. Sharkboy & Sugar Dunkerton Dylan “Hornswoggle” Postl Vs. Mascarita Dorada The Black Lotus Triad Vs. LuFisto, Kia “Awesome Kong” Stevens, & Arisa Nakajima Juan Francisco De Coronado Vs. Sabu

in the Main Event:

Los Super Dirties & The Beer City Bruiser Vs. Alt. Right & Mystery Partner (chain-link cage match)

LIVE EVENT REMINDER (January 27th, 2018)

Saturday, January 27th at The Hollywood Hall Events (banquet hall), 12125 Day Street C-301, Moreno Valley, CA 92557

Mariachi Loco Vs. Al Snow Mascarita Dorada Vs. Piñatita Barbi Hayden Vs. Arisa Nakajima Dia de los Muertos Vs. Alt. Right (non-title) The Blue Meanie Vs. El Hijo de L.A. Park

in the Main Event:

20-Man Over The Top Battle Royal* The participants include: El Dragon Azteca; Sabu; Chocolatay Caliente; Ky-ote; The Beer City Bruiser; El Hijo de L.A. Park; Cheeseburger; Kerry Awful; Chupacabra; Amish Roadkill; Sharkboy; Fire Ant; Dirty Sanchez; El Hijo del Ice Cream; Cajun Crawdad; Mustafa Anoaʻi; Blaster McMassive; Flex Rumblecrunch; Suge D; and Dasher Hatfield

* winner gets a shot at the City of Angels Championship next week

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iamchikara · 5 years

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Time for the first of April’s updates. As the Hour of Power program is not returning, our next update will be after Fright Knight on the 27th. As always, I lead off with the Grand Championship. Remember, the YLC does not affect points in any way.

The Grand Championship dispute has been settled, as former interim champion Dasher Hatfield made his claim rightful by defeating Mark Angelosetti in a ladder match. I’m looking forward to seeing further developments.

At three points…

Mick Moretti, who defeated Race Jaxon (6/4/17 Hour of Power), Jessica Troy (JKI ‘17), and Rory Gulak (ICFBTS)

Missile Assault Man, who defeated Juan Francisco de Coronado (NPWD ‘19), Rory Gulak (YLC XV FS) and Boomer Hatfield (OUAB)

At two points…

Cajun Crawdad, who defeated Thief Ant (5/19/18 Hour of Power) and Jawbreaker Joe Sue (ICFBTS)

Hype Rockwell, who defeated Palm Strike Paul (8/18/18 Hour of Power) and the Proletariat Boar of Moldova (DGTS)

Lucas Calhoun, who defeated Callux the Castigator (FES ‘18) and Missile Assault Man (DGTS)

At one point…

A-Kid, who defeated Air Wolf (OUAB)

Blanche Babish, who defeated the Whisper (Egg Monsters From Mars)

BLANK, who defeated Penelope Ford (LGI)

Frantik, who defeated Officer Warren Barksdale (10/7/18 Hour of Power)

Hermit Crab, who defeated Green Ant (2/24/18 Hour of Power)

Madison Eagles, who defeated Mike Quackenbush (KOT 2018, Night Three)

Oceanea, who defeated Merlok (Closing Time)

Officer Warren Barksdale, who defeated Hallowicked (NPWD ‘19)

Penelope Ford, who defeated Still Life (NPWD ‘19)

Princess Kimberlee, who defeated The Whisper (OUAB)

Thief Ant, who defeated Volgar (10/7/18 Hour of Power)

Worker Ant, who defeated Tim Pence (Judgement Day)

Inactive…

Blind Rage, 2 points

Chuck Taylor, 2 points

Soldier Ant, 2 points

The Big Deal, 2 points (will be restored if he ever shows up again)

The Estonian Thunderfrog, 2 points

Bullet Ant, 1 point

Drew Gulak, 1 point

DUSTIN, 1 point

Eddie Kingston, 1 point

Flex Rumblecrunch, 1 point (will be restored if he’s back for more than one night)

Heidi Lovelace, 1 point

Jaka, 1 point

Kenbai, 1 point (will be restored if he ever shows up again)

Prakash Sabar, 1 point

Shynron, 1 point

Matt Riddle, 1 point

Omari, 1 point

Mark Angelosetti leaves the standings this iteration.

#CHIKARA #Grand Championship Point Standings

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