#the pornbots
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ok new prompt game based on the latest wave of pornbots
step 1. find a porn bot in a tag spam post in one of your tags
step 2. report it for spam
setp 3. look at the little phrase they have on the link and pair it with the tag you caught it on to make a prompt
recent examples I’ve had are ‘reverse cowgirl’ + #captain rex, ‘make my body shake’ + #codywan etc etc
write a lil thing based on the prompt, and share it with your comrades in the tag in question!
#I unforch wrote too much and made myself sick this week so I’m sharing this with others in the hopes that they will find joy while battling#the pornbots#prompt meme#kink meme#prompt game
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entering 📁 my. p0rn 💋b0t 🤖 era ;) • just ⚖️ a lonely girl 😞 • soo scared 😱 • you 🫵
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Why do pornbots have such interesting names nowadays? Earlier it was a random mishmash of letters and numbers and actual first names but now their names are actually somewhat tumblresque. Fuck they're learning fast.
#the pornbots#they're evolving#I just blocked one that was called illegaldustsniffer and tell me that's not a tumblr username
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prettiest porn bot I've had to block :')
#I'm not sure whether or not it's artwork but I don't care#what a gorgeous person#The Pornbots#what just happened#beautiful people
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Mmmmmmm
#the pornbots#hate that i have to open this app 5 times a day to stay on top of blocking all of the bots#south dakota 🙊 got me to laugh tho
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The pornbots are literally sucking the fun out of this place.
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it’s just me and my 200 pornbot followers against the world
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Next april fools we're only showing people you've blocked on the dashboard
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Blocking and reporting every single pornbot that follows me
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We have christian bots now??
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The pornbots have porn again :/
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What happens when you don't report pornbots
What you can see here are among the most popular posts for the convin (Connor/Gavin Detroit Become Human) tag for the last month. And presumably lollipop, cityscape, rick day, eva long, dostoyevsky, and all the other random, unrelated tags added to these posts.
You can see two identical posts made by separate bots that feature a bit.ly (so, disguised, you don't know whether the address is safe/where you're going) link to a website that contains an image of a pretty young woman (but who knows what else).
Each post is liked by about a dozen other bots, and only bots. (I reported them all, so can confirm their profiles were obviously those of bots/porn bots.) Some of them even use the same image in the pfp. Some are developed blogs full of porn images, some are clearly newer and don't even have a pfp yet. They are all gaining legitimacy from each other by the likes which act as links to their Tumblrs, and adding legitimacy to the post they have liked, which links to their ultimate goal: the site where they make money in undoubtedly dodgy ways.
They are doing this to legitimise their websites for search engines like Google, but if you don't care about that, it has the same effect in your Tumblr tags.
If we don't stop them, ALL your favourite hashtags are going to be full of meaningless posts like this, and probably porn you don't want to see (very different from porn you DO want to see).
This is why we report and block, lads. Not just because they are annoying and irrelevant to us, but because if we don't stop them they will take over this hellsite, and they very clearly do not understand the nature of the hell in which we live.
[Edit:] I didn't expect this to go beyond my feed, who already know this, but report as SPAM. I've already reblogged other people with that addition on this post twice, so I won't reblog clog up the feed again, but I'm editing the original post so if anyone sees this (who didn't see Neil Gaiman's addition that said to report as spam) they'll see it here. That's the best I can do.
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Why are all the latest bots untitled blogs with random lady avatars? I miss the fun emoji-laden bios
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The euphoria of receiving a legit new follower during the Great Tumblr Pornbot Siege of 2022/2023
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