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batfam-nalu-onepiece · 6 months

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So with magic and saying spell, what if a word sounds the same as another word? It’s not like you write it down when you’re casting the spell (unless it’s that kind of magic) couldn’t things be misinterpreted? For example:

Person who just discovered they have magic: So you’re saying, all I have to do is say words that rhyme and they become a spell as long as I imbued some of my magic into it

Veteran wizard: Yeah. That’s the simplified version but it’s basically right. Go ahead, try it on me

New wizard: Ok hmm *walks to the other side of the room, points at the veteran wizard* “Where I am, the party begun, you’re over there, you should come!”

Veteran wizards: *moans loudly*

New wizard:*not realize* hmm it didn’t work. Did I do it wrong?

Veteran wizard: NO YOU FUCKINGG IDIOT IT WORKED!! YOU MADE ME CUM

New Wizard: No, I wanted to try and pull you to me but…OH SHIT! I-I didn’t mean it I promise!

Veteran: Yeah well you didn’t specify which version of come you used!

“This camping trip, is not lit, I wish I could see a nice pair of tits”

And instead of boobs, two birds pop up. Two of the bird, Tit

Or imagine a bird watched with magic, trying to summon a “blue-footed boobie” and one singular breast, with legs and blue feet appears.

#yeah I know the intention counts towards it but that’s not funny #asking for a nice ass and a donkey pops up that compliments you all the time #holy shit wait…this is just genies #am I the genie?#imagine using magic to summon cribs and BAM you get crabs…but not the animal kind #the most powerful magic user in all the lands…is just some bumbling idiot who has a terrible way with words

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