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Mini Fanfic #1127: Mishima's Shoebox Collection (SSBU X Tekken)

5:45 p.m. at Mishima Zaibatsu Headquarters.........

Kazuya: (Stands Behind a Closed Door) Gentlemen, ladies, allow me to introduce you all to our latest business brand that could potentially help reach the Zaibatsu's name to greater lengths than it already has

The members of League of Villains' (And Zelda's) eyes begins to widens in pure awe as the door opens, revealing a room filled in the brim with brand new and accesible shoes sitting on each shelves inside. The bright, shiny atmosphere of the room alone was more than enough to peak almost everyone's attention.

Ganondorf: (The Only One Who In't as Impressed as the Other) You're starting up your own shoe brand company

Kazuya: (Crosses his Arms With a Smirk on his Face) That's the idea, yes. I've always have a fondness with everything shoes related growing up. So I figured, how else will I gain more power and success to my multinational cooperation than to jump-start my own shoe brand. A Zaibatsu Shoe Brand, the name's a work in progress.

Ganondorf: (Rolls his Eyes) Of course it is......

Bowser: Hey, you don't mind if we try these shoes of yours, on ourselves, do ya?

Kazuya: (Steps Away From the Opened Door) Be my guess.

The gang cheers in rejoice as most of them (sans for Sephiroth, Hades, and Ganondorf who only walks behind) eagarly their way shoe filled room as they begin to check out and try out each pair that they find.

Bowser: (Smiles Brightly at the Pair of Brown Dress Shoes He's Wearing) Man, I am so glad I got dressed up for today. This looks perfect on me!

Hades: (Takes a Look at a Holes Filled Shoe He's Holding in his Hand) So these are one those crock shoes everyone keep yammering about....

Bowser: Yep. They been a hit for three to four years now. Or was it loner than that......

Hades: Uh-huh. (Tries the Crock On Before Looking at It Once More) And exactly why do they holes in them again?

Bowser: (Turns to Hades) To let your feet breathe a little? Either that or maker behind these things, wanted to make it more unique looking than the rest. Whatcha think of them so far?

Hades: (Gets Himself Up From a Chair He Was Sitting While Examining the Front and Back of the Shoe He's Wearing) Hmm.....It's weird looking, but comfy.....I suppose it wouldn't wearing them around every once in a while, so long as I don't have to those feet numbing flip flops again.......

Bowser: (Nodded in Agreement) Amen to that, brother.

Zelda: (Smiles Brightly at a Matching Shoes She and Mewtwo Are Wearing) These limited edition Triforce Shoes looks even more beautiful than the ones in Smash Town!~ Mewwy, we HAVE to get these while they're still on stock!~

Mewtwo: Agrred. I never felt more powerful than I already am right now.

Sephiroth: We couldn't agree more.

Zelda and Mewtwo turns to see the father and son duo showing off the matching Black Air Force Shoes they're wearing with Sephiroth letting out a sinister laugh and Pichu nodding his head while smirking.

Mewtwo: (Stares at Them With Deadpinned Look I his Eyes) We're halfway close to the end of the year ans I still fail to see why that Pichu sees Sephiroth, all of people, as a father figure.......

Zelda: (Smiles Sheepishly) At....least they're cute together. Kind of.

Ridley: (Eyes Widened in Genuine Surprise at What is in Front of Him) No way! You guys are actually selling these glass slippers?

Kazuya: No, they're rubber proof slippers actually. We originally planned on selling them as glass as first before backing out at the last second. (Starts Shaking his Head Before Walking to the Other Side of the Room) I do not have patience to go through another lawsuit right now........

Ridley: (Smiles Brightly) Works for me! (Takes the See-Through Rubber Slipper From Out of the Shelf, Gets Down on One Knee, amd Presents it to his Girlfriend in Front of Him Fpr you, mi'lady~

Dark Samus giggles softly before carefully putting her foot inside the slipper, which managed to fit on her pretty well.

Dark Samus: S-So......How does it look?

Ridley: (Gives Dark Sus a Smirk and a Two Finger Guns) Like a princess walking inside the ball room~

Dark Samus giggles once more while blushing at his boyfriend's cheesy compliment towards her.

Kazuya: (Rolls his Eyes at the Couple in the Mid Distance) ('Ugh') It's not even that clever of the compliment.....

Ganondorf: Well, what do you expect when you're selling a near replica of a shoe from some fairy tale story?

Kazuya: Fair point. (Turns to Ganondorf) Aren't you gonna find anything in here as well?

Ganondorf: (Crosses his Arms While Turning Away) ('Tch') And give you the satisfaction of getting rich off of my well earned cash? No thanks.

Kazuya: Really? (Pulls Up a Pair of Ancient Boots in the Palm of his Hands) Not even for these pair of boots well fit for an evil tyrant such as yourself.

Ganondorf: (Slowly Turns Back to Kazuya) You don't say......

Kazuya: (Simply Nodded) Yep. And since I'm feeling fairly generous today, I'll shorten the price and only charge you $35.00 for them. Sounds like a reasonable deal for you, king?

Ganondorf stares at Kazuya for a few seconds before ultimately taking out fifty dollar buck from his pants pocket and reluctantly gives it to Kazuya.

Ganondorf: This doesn't change anything between.

Kazuya: (Gives Ganondorf his Now Paid Boots Woth a Satisfied Smirk on his Face) Pleasure doing with you. You and everyone else are doing this cooperation at huge service today.

???: A cooperation you wrongfully stole......

Everyone in the room stop at what they were doing and turn their attention to an young man walking out of the elevator with his hairs looking....almost similar to Kazuya's.

???: From me.

Sephiroth: This is an interesting encounter.

Zelda: Wait.....Is that really......

Kazuya: (Crosses his Arms) Jin Kazama, my one and only mistake of an offspring. What brings you here to my lovely establishment?

Jin: (Glare Starts to Harden at his Own Father) I'm here to put an end to you and all the chaos you've brought into this city.

Kazuya: ('Heh') Real bold of you to think you have what takes to put me down that easily. And need I remind you that YOU'RE the cause a global warfare over your own petty desires?

Bowser: (Eyes Begins to Widened) Holy shit. Is he serious?

Hades: (Chuckles Evilly) Yeeeup! Once Jinny boy started taking over, the first and only thing he ever did in his run was put his very own universe into chaos. (Starts Smirking Smugly) Guess the apple didn't fall far from the tree in this mess of bloodline, now does it?

Ridley: Somehow I.....don't feel surprised by all of this. (Turns to Everyone Else) What about you guys?

Everyone: Nah/Nuh-uh/Nope./Pichu.

Ganondorf: This family is filled with crazy ass nut jobs.

Sephiroth: Like father, like son-

Jin: (Angrily Stomps his Foot on the Ground at Everyone Else in the Room) ENOUGH! I am NOTHING compared to this bastard, Heihachi or anyone else in his family but mines alone! I only did all of this in hopes in finding Azazel, destroy it, and put an end to my devil gene and this cursed bloodline forever.

Zelda: Uh-huh. And did it worked out in the end?

Jin: ..........('Sighs Heavily') No, it didn't. Apparently it wasn't enough to make the gene go away completely.

Bowser: So you basically put your own world on fire for nothing.

Mewtwo: Not one of your proudest moments, is it?

Jin: (Lowers his Head Down) It isn't. And I'm willing to take every bit of punishment and accountability that comes my way. (Looks Up and Glares at Kazuya) But first, I must do everything in my power to put you out of your misery for good this time.

Kazuya:You're more than welcome try and do so as many times as you want. You're only gonna set yourself up for failure. (Smirks Evilly) Or did you forget you already are one yourself on the day your mother left you only in this cold, cruel world.

Bowser/Ridley: Ooooh........

Zelda: He really went there, didn't he?

Mewtwo: (Shrugs) I've heard worst.

Jin: My mother risked her own life just to protect me, unlike yours who wanted you and Heihachi dead from very start.

Everyone (Except for Mewtwo and Sephiroth): ('Gasps')

Zelda: Is that true?

Hades: Yeah, apparently his mother was destined to sacrifice him and her husband for the greater good of the world or whatever type of goodie-goodie bullsh-

Kazuya angrily throws a chair directly towards Jin, in which he dodges it effortlessly, much to everyone's surprise.

Kazuya: WATCH WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT YOUR GRANDMOTHER, YOU INSIGNIFICANT BRAT! SHOW HER SOME RESPECT!

Jin: ('Tch') Respect? For the grandmother I barely even know? (Walks Dangerous Close to Kazuya) Or the woman who was willing end her own family's life for a clan that I recently know about from a few outside sources.

Kazuya: (Gritting his Teeth) Likely story. But did it ever occur to that your woman you BARELY know was murdered by the man who dares call himself her loving husband and my father? Has it ever occur to you that maybe, JUST MAYBE that her unexpected demise was one of the many things that scarred me throughout my childhood and continues to do so to tis VERY. FUCKING. DAY!

Jin: And you have my condolences. That still doesn't excuse her actions in the slightest and I believe this world will continue to be better off without her and Heihachi in it.

Kazuya: (Enraged) THE ONLY THING THIS WORLD WILL BE BETTER WITHOUT IS YOU!!!

Kazuya throws an electric surge punch towards Jin's face.....only for the offspring to catch it in time with red colored lightning starting to appear around his grip.

Jin: I should say the same for you as well, asshole.

Jin then uses his other hand to punch his father hard enough to send him flying towards the other side of the room before rushing in and attacking his father, starting the fight instantly.

Bowser: (Watxhes the Father and Son Duke it Out Along with Everyone Else) Well.....That was something to see unpacked in front of us.

Zelda: I know this family has problems, but I didn't think it would be THIS messy!

Mewtwo: I don't think amount of therapy will be enough to heal.this trainwreck.

Pichu: Pi......

Ganondorf: Well, whatever problems those two are having with one another is their business to have. (Takes his New Boots and Leave) I'm leaving.

Hades: Right behind you. (Notices the Crocks He's Still Wearing Before Forming a Small.Smirk on his Face and Following Behind Ganondorf) And I am taking these crocks with me.

Bowser: (Starts Rubbing The Back of his Head Back and Forth) Would ve a reeeeal shame to leave here without paying for- (Quickly Rishrs Out the Room With the New Shoes He's Wearing)

Ridley: (Picks his Girlfriend Pick on his Arms) Come on, babe, it's time to go. (Quickly Rushes Out the Room As Well)

Dark Samus: O-Okay.

Sephiroth: (Walks Out of the Room While Carrying Pichu in his Arm) Come, son. Let us show the world the essence of our Black Air Forces.

Pichu: (Smiles Brightly) Pichu!~

Zelda: (Eyes Widened in Complete Shock) What the heck! Are you guys seriously gonna steal those shoes without paying first!?

Mewtwo: Not really something to be surprised about. They're villains, remember?

Zelda: (Starts Looking For Money on her Purse) I know that! It's still wrong and we're not gonna follow their footsteps. (Chuckles a Bit) Get it? Foot- steps?

Mewtwo: ('Sigh') Yes, I get it. Clever.

Zelda: Thank you~ (Puts out a Cash of Money From her Purse) Okay, this is half our allowance, but I think a hundred is enough, right?

Mewtwo: (Shrugs) I suppose. Assuming he'll care enough to even notice it was here.

Zelda: I mean, I guess, but-

Hades: Princess! Mewwy! You two are coming or what!?

Mewtwo: (Growls and Glares at Hades in the Distance) I told you not to call me-

Zelda: (Grabs Mewtwo by the Hand Quickly Rushes the Him and Herself Out if the Room) Ignore him, Mewwy, let's go!

The gang make their way to a nearby elevator going down, leaving Kazuya and Jin to mercilessly fight one another inside the shoebox room.

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