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Henry, probably: Imma just hehe my way through life

Robin: To clarify, when I say 'I'm thirsty' that means I want a glass of water

Robin: Not for you to throw a bucket of water at me

Henry: But you were thirsty.

Robin: Like 2 drops of water got in my mouth. Why do you have a water bucket anyway?

Henry: In case we fight fire monsters

Robin: You're an idiot

Henry: You won't be saying that when the fire monsters show up.

Sully: I lo- … I think have … I think I’m …

Sully: I’m-

Sully: I have fee- … I’m in … I lov-

Stahl: Take your time

Sully: …

Sully: Sumia.

Ricken I’m having a problem with my friend.

Henry: Kill her.

Ricken: No.

Henry: Then I will kill her FOR you.

Ricken: NO!

Chrom: I'll buy lunch for whoever can make Robin sleep first.

Lissa, holding up a ladle: Where is he?

Henry: Remember that time you dared me to hex everyone we knew?

Ricken: No, I said 'Henry, don’t hex everyone we know' and you said 'Don’t tell me what to do, Rick'. And then you hexed everyone we knew.

The Marriage Officiant: Okay, repeat after me.

Chrom: After me

The Marriage Officiant, to Robin: ...Are you sure you want this one?

Robin, with heart eyes: The only one, yes.

Henry: That'd go against my moral compass.

Frederick: Your moral compass is a fucking roulette wheel, Henry.

Ricken: How was the honeymoon?

Robin: Chrom got drunk and tried to burn our marriage certificate.

Robin: He said “Good luck trying to return me without the receipt."

Baby: *Is crying*

Lon'qu, awkwardly picking up the baby: It’s okay… You’ll learn how to do that on the inside when you get older

Robin:

Robin: Dude are you okay?

Stahl: Sully, we’re out of candy.

Sully: What? Already? There’s only been like three kids.

Stahl: I know, but one little girl told me she loved me so I just gave her everything

Ricken: Quick, Stahl, we need to run! Robin is on his way!

Stahl: Why should we run? I’m not scared of Robin.

Henry: I MAY have made him angry-

Stahl: *Starts running*

Lon'qu: This is so frustrating! I hate everything! I hate everyone!

Stahl, voice cracking slightly: Everyone?

Lon'qu, sighing: Everyone but you.

*Lissa and Maribelle dragging Robin to yoga*

The Instructor: Release the sounds that are trapped in your mind.

Robin: *Lets out a long, high-pitched shriek*

Lissa:

Maribelle:

The Instructor:

The Instructor: Sir, are you okay?

Gaius: Libra keeps trying to be deep and keeps asking me if I'm a glass half full or glass half empty person.

Gaius: I have come to a conclusion.

Gaius: *Abruptly swats glass off the table*

Frederick, at five am: Oh, good morning. didn't know you're an early bird.

Gaius: I'm not, I'm heading to bed now.

#chrom x robin #m!robin #chrobin #stahl x lon'qu #henricken #henry x ricken #fire emblem incorrect quotes #fire emblem #fire emblem awakening #gaius #Libra #frederick #lissa #Maribelle #sumia x sully #the lissa and maribelle yoga one isnt a ship i just see them as good friends-#props to that instructor #haha vine reference goes brr

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