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crazyw3irdo · 1 year

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i was introduced to a website and i lost all self control

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lilalbatross · 7 months

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SHORESY 2x04 | Players Only

#shoresy #sanguinet #ted hitchcock #the jims #dolo #jj frankie jj #mark michaels #brant goodleaf #shoresyedit #obligatory gifs tag #shoresy spoilers #shoresy s2 #tvedit #that's it that's the show no context needed

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sweetest-honeybee · 7 months

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This is all I could pull together today but my lil guys 🥺

#they remind me of two very excitable doggos #my art #markiplier #the jims #markiplier jim

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urdadsceilingfan · 6 months

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EGOTOBER🧙‍♂️:Day 25 Cauldron

#markiplier #markiplier egos #my silly art #egotober 2023 #the jims #markiplier jim #necromancer #markiplier necromancer #hc Reporter Jim is smaller than camera Jim #he’s gotta nimble

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clemclamdoodles · 8 months

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hey it’s the Jim man

#art #doodle #fanart #markiplier #in space with markiplier #iswm #in space with markiplier fanart #iswm fanart #wkm fanart #wkm #who killed markiplier #jim #the jims #jim Markiplier #wkm jim #iswm jim

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puffledthomas · 11 days

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i forgot darks aura but ignore that

#wkm #who killed markiplier #adwm #iswm #darkiplier #ahwm #markiplier #markiplier egos #wilford warfstache #wilfordmotherlovingwarfstache #darkiplier fanart #the jims #the jim twins #reporter jim

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strawberryamanita · 3 months

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Tonight on JIM News: Is Darkiplier cunty, or are they just a cunt? The story at 11

#markiplier #darkiplier #jim twins #the jims

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thomothysdoodles · 21 days

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Hi thomothy! For drawing requests how about either Kirby or the Jims? Also, how have you been?

hi lulu!!!! i’ve been quite good, what about you?

also i saw a pic this morning of cats wearing a kirby hat and i immediately thought of this, so here you go

hope the interview went well

#my doodles #markiplier #markiplier fanart #markiplier egos #the jims #lulu chaos incarnation #bet i could find the pic i saw this morning but i did i pretty good job at making that kirby hat in my humble opinion

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uncorrectegoquotes · 3 months

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CJ: Hey, Dark. Do you have any normal peppermint candy canes instead of these fruity ones?

Dark: Nope, can’t risk it. Wilford likes to sharpen them into shivs and stab people who need to “Cheer the fuck up”. I’ve learned he won’t do that with these because he doesn’t like the taste

CJ:

CJ: Seriously?

Dark: Let me tell you, Jim. With enough force, they do break skin. It fucking hurts

CJ: Oh my god…

#markiplier egos #markiplier ego incorrect quotes #darkiplier #wilford warfstache #the jims

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doctordiscord123 · 1 month

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May I please request the Jims setting up a surprise birthday/gift for Illi? Or surprise platonic date? Or just generally something soft with their queerplatonic relationship with Illi…

Co-written with you, @regalrain, using your Illinois.

The Jims were up to something.

The Jims were always up to something.

Illinois had come home after a particularly rough adventure, bloodied and bruised an exhausted. He hadn't had the energy to put up his usual facade and pretend everything was fine, and had almost immediately gone to collapse into bed, leaving the twins worried sick.

And plotting.

"What if we make him dinner? Something real special, his favorite?"

"Not grand enough, and we were going to do that anyway."

"True, true..."

"What if we take him out? He usually takes us out places, never lets us do it...could be fun!"

"Too grand. You saw him, I doubt he wants to move from bed much."

Both Jims hummed, deep in thought...until RJ snapped his fingers. "I got it! Pillow fort."

CJ grinned. "Ooh, I like where your head's at. Dinner, movie, snacks?"

RJ grinned back, both twins aready dreaming up blueprints. "You read my mind~"

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"Shh! He's coming!"

"Don't give it away!"

"Shh!"

The Jim twins' hustle and bustle came to an abrupt halt when the door cracked open, and he stepped into the living room. Immediately, the twins were beaming at him, arms spread, and presenting the fact that they'd turned the entire living room into one massive pillow fort. They had to be utilizing nearly every scrap of cloth in the house, blankets and pillows everywhere, and it even accompanied the TV. The perfect set up to a movie night. The perfect thing after a long day.

The twins grinned, speaking in unison. "Surprise!"

Illinois had heard all their hustle and bustle. It would be impossible not to, with how high strung he was at the moment. Though even at his most relaxed, he typically was keenly aware of his surroundings. All it took was a second, after all…

Anything could happen in a second.

This surprise? It was one he didn’t dream of in a million years, even with all his preparation for anything and everything to happen. He paused in the doorframe, leaning heavily against it. His hat was tucked low on his head, obscuring most of his face from the twins view. His voice soft, if a bit raspy, as he spoke. “….What is this, Sea~? Sky~?”

“It’s a pillow fort!” CJ bounced forward, nudging Illi with an elbow. “We know you had a hard time…figured you could use some relaxing!”

“We made snacks~” RJ came up on his other side, hesitating a moment, before wrapping a gentle arm around Illi, holding him close. “You deserve some pampering, after all you’ve been through.”

Silently, CJ held open the entrance to the fort. Inside, it was nice and dark, cozy, covered in blankets and pillows, and piled with bowls of all of Illi’s favorite snacks, some homemade by the twins. RJ crawled inside, and patted the space beside him, back against the sofa. “Come on!”

While he didn’t flinch, having trained himself out of it a long time ago, his smirk visibly pulled tighter at the nudge. He wasn’t used to the contact, and it always took him awhile to get settled again. The twins were the only two who could get him that way, and he was just forcing himself to relax when RJ wrapped his arm around him. It made Illinois shoot him a look, before he deflated, sighing as leaned against him. Allowing himself to be guided to the fort entrance. Watching RJ go in, before he carefully took his satchel off, placing it nearby. Next, his belts were taken off, neatly placed atop the satchel. Finally, he pulled his hat off.

He held it in his right hand, as he got down to crawl inside. Lips wobbly, eyes filled with unshed tears, as he went to settle beside RJ. Hugging his hat close as CJ made his way in and onto his other side, he took a shuddery breath as he leaned his head back on the sofa.

The full reality of what’s going on hitting him, that not only were the twins home, safe and sound, but they were waiting for him. That they cared enough to build a fort for him, and to remember all his favorite foods that he’s admitted to over the years with them. He reached out, snagging a chicken strip from a nearby snack bowl, before he was turning to kiss RJ’s cheek, then CJ’s. Dark brown, tired eyes closing, as tears finally slipped from them.

“Thank you, Pals… it’s good to be home~”

#ask discord #regalrain #my writing #the jims #illinois ahwm #illi and jims qpr for the win #markiplier egos

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fromthedeskof-darkiplier · 1 month

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Boss there's this weird guy with horns and is in a teal suit who is just fucking with me.

What should I do?

-EJ

I recall talking to this individual a short while ago. I'm sure he doesn't mean any real harm.

-D

#ask darkiplier #ask dark #darkiplier #the jims #jim twins #a jim by any other name

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