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fujoshi-pushing-forty · 11 months
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I know I say this with every new bl, but this kiss was absolute fire🔥. Im charred. The rain forest setting🥺, after they've resolved how the stay together long distance🥲. Ye -effen- Chan 😭 Korea coming in HOT once again. What a beautiful ending 😍
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ppeonppeonhan · 5 months
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The Sexiest 2023 BL Scenes
I think we can all agree that there is an art to executing a sex scene -- and not everybody's an artist. This year, we (and, by that, I mean you) gif'd a couple of masterpieces that range from romantic to...educational. Here are the ones that live in my head rent free, in order of PG-13 to NC-17:
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BEST ROLE-PLAY SEX: Bed Friend
If you had told me last year that incorporating cat ears into foreplay would result in one of the hottest scenes in BL, I would've given you bombastic side-eye. But James, the actor who plays Uea, pulled it off, and is probably responsible for a lot of Amazon orders till this day. (Episode 6)
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BEST BEACH-SIDE SEX: The Eighth Sense
This entire sequence was so beautifully lit in golden tones, with soft touches, and romantic moments. It almost made you forget about the depression plot. Almost. (Episode 6)
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LONG-AWAITED SEX: Hidden Agenda
Joke yearned for Zo in a way that was borderline comical. From the moment Zo kissed Joke like he was trying to give him CPR and then promptly shoved him out of his apartment, I knew every kiss after that would have to come with a parental warning. I'm surprised Joke didn't move in. (Episode 8)
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DO-OVER SEX: Love Class 2
The music for this sex scene was so perfectly matched with the caressing and hand closeups. And the fact that it happened after the initially-ghosted Joo Hyuk got Sung Min to reconsider made it even sweeter. (Episode 9)
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BEST WET SEX SCENE: Kiseki: Dear to Me
I may have enjoyed Ai Di and Chen Yi's love story more, but Fan Ze Rui and Bai Zong Yi were helping us all live out our tall boy fantasies. When he mounted him with a soft bounce, I knew the gif Gods would giveth. (Episode 7)
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BEST EUPHORIC SEX: Only Friends
Ray looked like he reached nirvana when he made love to Sand in that sardine can of trailer, so of all their sex scenes, this was my fave. (Episode 9)
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BEST INSECURITY-INDUCED SEX: Only Friends
Say what you will about Boston -- and the fandom has said a lot lol -- but if you had to choose a cast member to get you off, you'd choose him in a heartbeat. And yes, this scene was grimey. He f*cked his friend's potential boyfriend in the backseat of his car after manipulating him into believing he was cheated on, but can you blame him? He was probably tired of always having to give and never receive. Plus, Top did this vibrating move that made me wonder who told Force to do that... (Episode 3)
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BEST CENSORED SEX: Wedding Plan
I'm still mad that this scene wasn't in the Youtube cut. It paints an entirely different picture of their dynamic and their personalities. But thank God for the gif'ers, otherwise I would've missed how ravenous they were when they weren't...wedding planning. 😳 (Episode 6)
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BEST WHIPLASH SEX: Be Mine Superstar
To be clear, WE were the ones getting whiplash. One minute, we were watching a sweet love story between an innocent college kid and his idol crush, and the next minute we were watching a masterclass on how to bang your one-night stand (consensually) until he agrees to date you. It's like...Sir, I'm on the train. Could you give a bitch a heads up? (Episode 8)
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While I am generally envious of every single one of these experiences, I'm even more envious of everyone's knee strength and flexibility. I could never. Rollerblading has ruined me. If I tried half of these positions, I'd have to get physical therapy. 🙃
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absolutebl · 5 months
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BL Has Broken, Like the First BL
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BL has broken like the first BL
Y-novels have spoken like the first yaoi
Praise for the high heat, praise for the morning
What Japan started, Thailand carried away
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The tsundere has softened, like the first tsundere 
Seme has kebedon on the first wall 
Praise for the uke, getting less boring 
Praise for no shipping outside the BL
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Sweet the cinnamon roll, melted by heartthrobs 
 Like the first fangirl on the first abs 
Praise for the dampness of a wet sponge bath 
Sprung from a rainfall where the plots pass
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Mine is the queer lens, mine is the consent 
Born of the condom, rarely in play, 
 Praise for the BJ, shocking to see one
BL gods giveth and taketh away
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kinglenaaaa · 3 months
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James withdrawing from Love Upon a Time is heartbreaking news in the BL world.
NetJames visuals and chemistry, you will be missed more than you realize. Sometimes BL gods giveth, sometimes they taketh.
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placetneplacet · 2 years
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The BL gods taketh, but the BL gods also giveth…
Just as we all were in mourning over the loss of our Mafia Soap Opera Trashfire, the Boy with the Dragon Tattoo series is officially confirmed to be released in three weeks??
More pulpy goodness coming our way @absolutebl!
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absolutebl · 1 year
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This week is sad week for bl fans: My School President ended, Never Let Me Go ended, Hit Bite Love ended, Moonlight Chicken will end, History 5 will end, My Beautiful Man s2 will end, The Reason Why He Fell In Love With Me s2 will end, Boyband inter release was cancelled…
The BL gods giveth and the BL gods taketh away.
Blessed are the BL Gods.
All of which is to say...
Tons of stuff starting up this month.
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