Level 40 Dream Endless takes 2d8 emotional damage every turn when faced with Brown Eyes.
Bonus:
[photo ID: Ferdinand Kingsley as 19th century Hob Gadling in "The Sandman" 2022 Netflix adaptation. He is smiling while looking at Morpheus, who is off-screen. Overlaid is a tumblr text post by user jeezllouise which reads, “hate when men have big beautiful brown eyes like a baby cow. shut the fuck up.” Hob has brown eyes. End ID.]