#the fucking horses lmao
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new corrupt zelda model sheet yahoo
#back on my corrupt zelda bullshit#it's been a year but fuck it i'm getting back on that horse#it's all thanks to my sideblog but that's not what we're talking about rn#i'll post a sneak peek of something else im working on currently *eye emoji*#zelda#loz#corrupt zelda#legend of zelda#botw#totk#my art#breath of the wild#tears of the kingdom#illustration#character design#art on tumblr#artists on tumblr#all those good tags#damn it's been so long i've forgotten all of them ToT#i just realised the more i draw her like this the sharper her ears get LMAO
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Asking my tarot cards, "Will I be able to pull off drawing the [very difficult/complex scene involving a fucked up horse] in Wolves of Danu?"
my cards:
#[[head in hands]]#pain#this is the most fucked up 3 card spread I have ever seen wtf lmao#i HATE DRAWING HORSES THIS MUCH.
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i don't think i posted doodles of Sundown Summer's loyal steed! he's a starry appaloosa. a... starpaloosa. constelloopa. appastella. he has a body count written in blood
#fun fact his character is Years older than sundown#he was originally a bounty hunter who happened to be a weird cartoon horse#i wonder if i can find any of his original doodles in an old sketchbook...#he looks pretty different but still Similar to his og design!#nah thats a lie. thats a blatant fucking lie lmao#he's kept the hat & the eye and the mane/tail#the sideburn is a new development#i like this spruced up design better! he has more Character to him!#scribble salad#forced idiots <3#oc#original character#they love each other very much <3#wlw mlm solidarity to the max#if anyone looks at sundown wrong he Will stomp them to death with his hooves#they were quite literally made for each other!#honestly someday i want to do a animatic for them w/ centaurworld's 'i was searching for you' song#bc Yeah. i have a scene in mind for them where that pretty much happens#oh to have a loyal gay murderous horse by my side...#man im so happy with his colors and overall design#not sure with sundown's colors but hmmmm its good enough for now#ill workshop it#he was almost a lighter blue w/ a black blanket and white stars#but i took one look and my brain went That Is Yeehaw Princess Luna so uhhhh this is better!
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I COMPLETELY fucking forgot that in her first introductory scene, Missy refers to 12 has her boyfriend. Absolutely fucking insane behaviour
#so many things in this episode make me insane lmao#Missy in general. my 2nd favourite ever Doctor Who character#the doctor translating a sad dinosaur#the doctor in general in this episode fucking everything about him#his vulnerability with clara when they land back in Glasgow. aaaaaaaa#the dubious morality of the doctor. dark!doctor hints.#callback to The Girl in The Fireplace#VICTORIAN COSTUMES.#the doctor getting rid of the horses pet.#so many things.#idgaf Deep Breath is one of my favourite Doctor Who episodes of all time#top 10 for sure.#mine#doctor who#missy#the master#thoschei#look ok Moffat had to make them straight presenting in order to move them from subtext to canon#but thank fuck he did#also I call them straight presenting for a reason lmao#in my heart they're both transfem lesbians ❤️
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I know the König x secret admirer reader is not gonna be officially continued but I was wondering if you could maybe explore part of it😭 there’s a part that mentioned that König gets laid in the military and I was wondering how angsty it would be if reader found out?🤭
Yes of course! ^^ It would be angsty... and fluffy! These two are the silliest people who ever lived tbh 🩷🐥
König is young in this AU (around his early 20s) and wildly inexperienced compared to some of the other recruits his age.
His first time was with a girl who joined the army when König had been there for about 1.5 years already. Desperate as he was with hiding the fact that he’s still a virgin, he tumbled into bed with this lady after a night out at the bar. She thoroughly seduced him, and König’s instincts told him she was only looking for fun, but he went with her anyway because, well. Loneliness can kill you, you know?!
He tried to woo her a bit after that until it became quite clear that this woman was not planning to settle down anytime soon. If anything, she was looking for a new conquest – and it’s fine, totally fine, except that König had surrendered a tiny piece of his heart to her along with his dick... That’s just how he is, and it took him more than a few months to get over the fact that it was “just a shag” and he “shouldn’t take things so seriously”.
That’s also why he closed off from people again, decided to concentrate on work and training and gym – until our cute little angel stumbled into his life like the prettiest saving grace! König was a goner from the start because this girl's approach was very different, so gentle and sweet compared to grimy shot glasses and smudgy lipstick and raunchy jokes. It’s a given that he was a little shocked when she sent her that pic 🙄 reminding him of promiscuous women who are not looking for a soul but a body, but because he is what he is the first thing he did was crank things up a notch and send her a dick pic back…
Yes, he’s desperate, but he’s also an go hard or go home man and this time, König is relatively sure he’s dealing with a lovely, delicate soul. Someone who wouldn’t just leave him out in the cold after getting what she wants.
And everything is like a fairytale between these two until she finds out he’s not a virgin despite he seemed a bit… like one… (in this scenario I think reader is a virgin and she thought König was one too because of obvious reasons? lol) And it’s fine, totally fine for her as well, except that the image of König having the night of his life with some military babe is haunting her from dusk till dawn.
There’s bound to be some drama when she starts asking timidly whether she’s still there… Whether they see each other every day. If they talk to each other, if he trains with her, etc. What if they test rifles together, or go out again with the sniper crew and get drunk and König feels… a little lonely?
She knows he would never cheat on her, not in a million years, but knowing how much of a wet dog he is she can’t promise that she’ll be all calm and relaxed during weekends, knowing her boyfriend is out there, full of testosterone and heart, his heart somewhat susceptible to female influence… Maybe even good old seduction…
And what’s even worse is the jealousy, the envy.
What if she’s more badass than her? That doesn't take much... She must be fierce if she’s in the military, something completely different, a forbidden apple König might want to taste again. It’s maddening, and when she finally opens up about it to him, spitting it out one night when he asks what’s bugging his sweet angel, there’s a big fat silence that follows.
König can't even believe she has torn her heart to pieces over something like this, alone and upset and ashamed when she's a literal angel. He sits her nice and pretty in his lap and talks her ear off about how he has nothing against this woman, truly, but that she is nothing compared to his first (and hopefully last!) girlfriend. Their love could never be compared to what happened between him and that girl, these things can’t even be spoken together in the same sentence. If he’s completely honest, his first time was... disappointing. Awkward, humbling, a total drunken mess of which he remembers nothing except that the woman wasn’t completely present either and that he was ashamed that his first time had to be like this.
Honestly, he felt like he lost his virginity on the night when he came to see her. She’s everything he’s ever dreamed of, all he thinks about these days... It’s quite annoying, actually, because he’s supposed to concentrate on how the wind blows and that the ammo doesn’t get wet and that he’s properly concealed.
He could be lying in a ditch with dummy rounds whirling past him and all he could think about are her eyes and lips and giggling and tits and, and… that. How warm it is, how nice it is, how he would just want to curl himself next to her when he hops back to his bunk in the evening. Her smile is the last thing he sees before he dreams, her voice is what he hears. All the things she said, all those sweet, silly little things, chime in his ear before he sleeps.
And all the precious moments they’ve already spent together, the times he made love to her under the trees... There’s nothing like that in the whole world and if she thinks something else can top that she's even sillier than he thought. He could comb through all the continents and he would never find a girl like her.
So tell him again... Why would he go to a shot glass of saltwater when he has a jar of wild honey right here at home?
#lmao what könig doesn’t tell her probablyyy is that the lady is not interested in him either#she just hops from D to D so she barely remembers König even exists#he’s only a co-star in some stories she tells her friends#like “Ooh yeah that one guy had a horse cock but he fussed around with the condom so much I almost fell asleep haha”#“what was his name again? shit I can’t remember”#meanwhile our angel reader is ascending to the 7th plane with the help of the horse cock in question like “Köniii T^T”#always the funniest thing when a secret admirer gets jealous of his object of obsession who’s actually fucking enamored with their no 1 fan#König gets jettisoned to the sun everytime she so much as *looks* his way#like are you both completely utterly dense or were you just born this way…#<3 sillies
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hello hello!! in honor of clubwear rook, how does it know to feel to know that "i am making le pipe bombs" is partially canon
LE MOLOTOV COCKTAIL??
#ROOK BESTIE THIS IS NOT SCIENCE#im wheezing its what he DESERVES#jcjwishsnsj thanks im glad this is my fandom reputation i wouldnt have it any other way lol >w>#ask tag#next prediction: equestrian club will just fucking run people over with horses during battle 🙏#jk thats not a prediction either they run people over with horses or this game fucking sucks LMAO
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I just really need ppl to integrate the fact that Jews being explicitly racialized and violently targeted for elimination under white supremacy is in fact the reason this is all happening to begin with so perhaps rhetoric which conflates is with the group of people who have been ethnically cleansing and genociding us for centuries is like, not the hottest thing to do idk
#its not NECESSARY to claims this is WHITE PEOPLE VS BROWN PEOPLE to advocate for Palestinian freedom or hold the state of israel accountable#it is not TRUE firstly which i wish was reason enough in a lot og leftist spaces lmao but#like. its not helpful.#its allowing white westerners to lazily map racial dynamics they feel familiar with#onto a situation they know nothing about#which is dangerous for diaspora Jews. it is dangerous for us. your rhetoric is DANGEROUS TO US#GOING TO THE CEASEFIRE RALLIES WITH HORSE BLINDERS ON SO I DONT HAVE TO SEE GENTILES SAY HATEFUL THINGS#FUCKS SAKE
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What's a Red without their Blue?
Gosei Sentai Dairanger
Ryo of the Heavenly Fire Star & Shoji of the Heavenly Gravity Star
#gosei sentai dairanger#dairanger#sentai#red and blue#dragon + horse quick someone tell me if change dragon and change pegasus have the same dynamic as these two#(editors note: no they do not lmao)#perfect student vs reformed thug#boy howdy do these boys get a few good slugs in on each other#always fucking grabbing and hitting each other like please it would be less gay if you just fucking kissed about it already#shoji the type to start fights - ryo the type to finish them#(ryo would win and this would make shoji wanna fight him even more lets be real)#SPEAKING OF BRUISER BLUES#shoji is my favourite i love him lots and lots
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hear me out; delores as one of those carousel horses.
hmm. i'm not mad at it
[ID: a drawing of Delores as a carousel horse (or rather, carousel centaur) instead of a mannequin. Her hair is broken off, as well as her arm and one of her legs. Her horse part is red and she has a curly yellow tail. Her saddle and top (which resembles the bodice of a fancy dress, without the dress) are both molded on, and are made up of matching pink, blue, green, gold, and cloudy white. The shading and highlight colors are very bright and chaotic, and the line art has been drawn over by the colors in places. End ID]
It was interesting to draw not just a simplified horse, but someone else's simplification of a horse. Those are different shapes than I do! Also, a note on Delores' hair: she's bald in the show because of course she is, it's pretty common for mannequins to be bald, but why would a carousel statue lady be bald? They're not gonna put a wig on those, the hair would be molded on. So I drew her as having had hair at some point, but broken off by now
#tua#the umbrella academy#honestly this is so far removed from tua canon i feel bad about tagging it lmao#dolores tua#delores tua#i dont like this more than my original idea- i do prefer either keeping her exactly as canon or making her a real girl#making everyone a horse is already The Most Dumb i may as well just really have fun and make delores real-#but i liked this idea enough that it merited an image#centaur#centaur au#carousel horse#carousel#i might as well tag it! without the surrounding context i'd just be posting a carousel horse!#my art#return of my fucked up apocalypse coloring but a little different this time
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Horus: im sorry, what did you sa-
Horse: since the high speaking doesnt get to you im gonna say it in a languaye your sorry ass can understand. See i am this family's LISTENER. While you were mad at your father for not listening to you EVEN THOUGH YOU WERE HIS FAVOURITE. I had the common decency to be there for my family because SOMEBODY has to. Trust me, getting horse plague does WONDERS for opening up people, once door came in while i was listening to marckus having his traumadump moment i fucking FORESAW him asking "brother are you alright" because WHAT ELSE HE SHOULD HAVE DONE
Horus: h- hang on just a second horse plagu-?
Horse: but you HAD to throw shit at the wall hoping it stuck, didnt you? Im closer to one of your brother's vehichles than to a human and yet even i can understand that sometimes its not the shit not being sticky enough but its the WALL. It never occurred to throw it at a tree, huh? No lets just keep hitting the white non stick walls with our excrement, because THATS gonna get us the attention that we need! No, listen. I was there for ALL OF MY FAMILY whenever they needed to. They brush and feed and heal me, and in exchange i listen to their daily problems. I live in this stable because i am a Fucking Horse. If you were in my situation, i bet you wouldnt settle for anything less than an entire COUNTRY where everyone is subject to you. Our Big D has reasons from hiding things from his sons. What the fuck makes you think you know better than your Big E, huh?
Horus: (crying in shame)
Magnus: wOAh. That was... heavy
Marckus: exactly man. I mean... who knew horse could talk!
Magnus: yeah I kn- wait wat
#welcome to the multiverse#emperors tts#hunter the parenting#horus#horse#yeah this is my realization of one thing#isnt it WEIRD that HTPs horus is... basically the family therapist?#since he should be horus and all that#and DONT YOU FUCKING DARE say that HTP is based on 30k and not 40k#cause thats bullshit#and also the only fallacy in this entire thing#which i chose to ignore SPECIFICALLY because thats how i see it#your problem now lmao
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listened to hell comin’ with me and got the urge to draw cowboy diluc :3
#COMPLETELY FORGOT TO POST THIS#SO SORRY LMAO#i need him SO fucking bad#i’d let him shoot me#in fact i WANT him to#save a horse ride a cowboy#genshin impact#diluc#genshin#digital art#art#diluc ragnvindr
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Took Arthur on a little trip : )
He made some friends along the way
It was a long journey, but he finally got to his destination
#i know spoilers so i know he'll be in guarma eventually but to be clear this was me exploiting the game so i could get the animals into my#compedium during chap2 lmao#ive thought about doing a memeish video with a song like 500 miles or something cause i have a lot of clips of him walking through the#deserts (horse got stuck under the map and I had to walk so fucking much)#rdr2#red dead redemption 2#videogame imageset#also i love how the animals cant move if you dont interact with them so the bear was just chilling with me : )#arthur morgan
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HAPPY FUCKIN HORSE PACK WOOOOOOOO
#un fucking follow me now#idk why i literally dont like horses in real life ut something about this pack#im changing everything to be done in this world LMAO#sadnesshotline#ts4#s4#the sims 4#poppy#simeon#is there too#but who cares
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so that show huh
#i drew these while listening to the audiobook(s)#i just started sea of monsters lets see how far i get#i drew show percy because that is how he looks in my brain so.#why does he not have shoes? fuck you (i didnt want to draw them)#i art#percy jackson#pjo#pjo tv show#ig????? cuz the design is shamelessly taken from there lmao#pjo fanart#percy jackson fanart#this guys livin the LIFE dude#being able to talk to aquatic animals? (and horses????) being able ot be in water an dnot have ot deal with being wet????#THAT IS THE HEIGHT OF LUXURY!!! /ref#expect more of these sorts of drawings as i continue to listen to the audiobooks#btw i have beed with whoever translated the pjo books/the script for an audiobook on spotify into german
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I in general do kind of headcanon that Tithonos being taken by Eos is part of why Laomedon was so monumentally stupid in his treatment of Poseidon and Apollo.
BUT IMAGINE the additional anger if one goes with Euripides' implied parentage in the Trojan Women, where Ganymede is a son of Laomedon as well. First one son is taken, then the other, and then he has to deal with these gods?
Like sure, divinely built wall, awesome, and yes, he did get compensation when it comes to Ganymede but - still.
And then.
And THEN
some fucking Achaean barbarian has the STOMACH to demand that same compensation he was given for his son, as payment for his aid and not something more reasonable. I mean. I'd tell Herakles to get packing when he tries to cash in on the horses too, then.
(Like, again, I headcanon that Herakles asking for the horses even in the regular situation where Tros is the father is still highly rude and far too much to ask/demand for his help. But it gains extra verve if Laomedon is the bereaved father, no matter that Ganymede becoming Zeus' cupbearer is an honour. You've still lost a son.)
#ganymede#laomedon#tithonus#greek myth thoughts#I don't generally think of Laomedon as very sympathetic#but I also think he had some reasons for acting as he did#both with Poseidon and Apollo (as stupid as that is) and Herakles#ESPECIALLY Herakles tbh#because if the man just rolls up like#'yeah i'll help. if you give me the divine horses that was given as compensation for Ganymede :)'#like#fuck off??? lmao the fucking NERVE
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#The audacity to imply she is fat and doesn't have cheekbones in this movie lmao but whatever her whining about that commentary is cute#I AM LOOKING VERY VERY RESPECTFULLY#lots of blatant body image cruelty but it was the 90's and it's kind of the point of the movie...reminded me of death become her in that wa#its pretty mean at times and that comes straight out of the horses mouth but there are also sweet moments too so dont worry lol#this movie is weird little ride... it's kind of surreal and cartoony#I like hearing kate swear it's very funny hehe#and ah man when she isn't bouncing off the wall she appears so beautiful (the bouncing around personality is cute too)#its funny to compare her driving scenes in different things shes in during this movie she is a little bit insane and nearly takes out peopl#that first picture is insane she has the GALL to be like 'couldnt model' when asked (relatable hahaha) she looks fucking stunning
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