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The best fics are the ones that recognize that although Luke Skywalker may APPEAR on the outside to be a normal friendly twink who happens to have cool powers, especially when contrasted with such ship partners as Boba or Din or even Han, he is arguably the scariest person alive in the galaxy around the prequel era. AND, crucially, he is also a fundamentally weird guy. This man was homeschooled on a rural farm his entire life and then apprenticed to a swamp gremlin who showed him how to tap into the cosmic power of the universe. He blew up the death star age 19, killing approx 2 million-ish Imperials. He is a vortex of Force power that can communicate with the ghosts of dead Jedi. He’s staring into the distance and mumbling to himself and doing Yoda aphorisms and casually pulling out the “yeah I could crush that guy into a paste with my mind (:” and nobody around him knows what to do with that. I think he is a character who has very little frame of reference for how a Jedi or a person in general is supposed to act and there is some thing about him that is by necessity really fucking weird and a little scary but he’s so nice that it can throw you off the scent a little bit. Thanks for coming to my TED talk
#This can be played for comedic value eldritch horror BAMF moments and also just overall weirdness.#not even in a manic pixie dream boy way but just like.#a very unsettling guy… and you don’t know why…#but he also exudes enough light and friendliness that everyone overlooks it#and now HAN is used to this#and leia does not care#but boba fett is doing the 😧#and i just think that’s funny.#all jedi should be weird but luke is weirder because he doesn’t even have any context for this shit.#like normal jedi learn to be normal from the temple environment#or from being around lots of normal people.#so he’s like everything kind of Off about the jedi distilled into one friendly blond surfer dude.#star wars#original trilogy#ot#star wars original trilogy#luke skywalker#bobaluke#dinluke#the mandalorian#boba fett#din djarin
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Danny: Hey, I need you to be my boyfriend for a week.
Jason: What.
Danny: My parents are coming over and I've apparently accidentally talked about a partner more than once and only realized when they said they wanted to meet them.
Jason, currently still solidifying his power as a Crime Lord: Excuse me?
Danny: Let me get this out of the way, I do not consider you at all a person of romantical interest and a friend. But I need you to act as my partner for only a week until my parents go on their merry way over to my sister, okay?
Jason: Is there, quite literally, no one else to ask this?
Danny: You're my only friend who lives in Gotham, plus we share the same apartment.
Jason: That's almost sad.
Danny: You in?
Jason: Sure, why not.
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Maddie: Danny, honey.
Danny: Yes mom?
Maddie: I don't mean to.... question, who you choose as your parent but. Well, me and your father was just wandering if he was a... [Maddie gestures with her hand] you know, one of those.
Danny, uncomprehendingly staring at his mother's hand: What.
Maddie: Oh dear, how do I bring this up. You know, one of those.
Danny: Mother I need more context.
Jack: If your boyfriend a crime lord!?
Maddie: Jack!
Jack: What? Beating around the bush wasn't helping!
Danny: Say WHAT?
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Danny: Hey dude, thanks for helping with this even though you didn't need to!
Jason: No problem, I wasn't doing anything too [Crime Lord activities flash through his mind] important.
Danny: Can you believe my parents thought you were a crime lord though? Weird am I right?
Jason:
Danny: Jason. You are scaring me.
Jason: Haha, yea that's weird isn't it?
Danny: Jason.
Jason: Well, I have to leave now to attend to my totally real and totally not crime related job at the ice cream shop.
Danny: [Squints eyes]
Jason: [Internally sweating bullets]
Danny: Suuuuure, bring me back some ice cream though.
Jason: [Thumbs up and leaves]
#dc x dp#dp x dc#dpxdc#dp x dc crossover#dcxdp#dc x dp crossover#Danny isn't romantically interested in Jason in the least#Neither is Jason romantically interested in Danny#But he needed a partner and Jason was the only one available#Jason somehow managed to balance that and being a crime lord#Jack and Maddie instantly had the suspicion of him being Red Hood aka a crime lord aka a criminal aka a danger to their boy#Danny doesn't know at ALL though and so they hang that theory up because if Danny didn't know then he probably wasn't a crime lord#Jason's identity was almost blown because he pretended to be the boyfriend of his friend#Again Danny doesn't know shit about him being Red Hood he just thought dude was dedicated to his job plus its Gotham#Not that weird to come back with scraps and scratches
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reading a book with a medieval setting and i was v excited for it BUT these characters have such modern hangups about touch and personal space that i keep forgetting it's meant to be the fourteenth century. lads. get in bed together, it's cold.
#personal#why are youse being so weird about touching each other you're 14th century dudes it's fine
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Happy tdov to fat trans people. 🏳️⚧️ Biggest thing that helped me as a trans kid was seeing older fat trans people. There were a lot of really irritating "advice" posts going around early in my time on the internet with a lot of misinformation in them, but one that I constantly saw (in addition to people claiming you should wear your pants rediculously low or only wear button ups) were posts saying you had to lose weight to transition. Can confidently confirm that is completely untrue. 👍
#seal.txt#tdov#that 'sky and mike' image of the two old trans dudes hugging was one that I had saved to my phone as a trans teen#and i would look at it sometimes and just wonder how they had made it#idk its just nice knowing we live that long and its not a requirement to be skinnyin order to be respected and loved and get old#some of the old 'advice' posts i saw were really completely bizarre and a lot of them stick with me to this day in insecurities#this would have been 2016 ish tumblr so i know not that long ago but i would have been around 13 for reference#weird that i remember so many of the things i read back then. i could probably fill a post with things i was misinformed on due to Tumblr#specifically tumblrs run by people that i didnt really have the knowledge or awareness to understand probably didnt have my best interests#like 'trans rights ' blogs i would follow and not notice until much later were quite the opposite#this is the consequence of viewing social media before i knew all the secret codewords and my brain was much less developed than it is now
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Oh man the Buggy wink scene!! I had to draw it!
#i can't put into word how much is weird (in a good sense) to see one of my most peculiar blorbo suddenly gaining so much love from everyone#i love it !!!!!!!!!!!#finally! justice for buggy! he always has been sexy!!! XD#i love this dude so damn much#he always has been my favorite character in one piece so im just very happy rn haha#gosh#this is so cool#buggy#one piece#one piece netflix#opla#opla spoilers#spoilers opla#one piece live action spoilers#buggy the clown#myart
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actually no one is allowed to make fun of transmasc names anymore. i dont care if it's a 13 year old trans boy named after his favorite cartoon or whatever you're not allowed to make fun of trans guys' names
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crusty kid
#baby lloyd would totally be all over capitalistic free to play hiearchal roleplay simulation websites#ninjago#lloyd garmadon#ninjago lloyd#dude i LOVED animal jam it was my life#i rmb the day i got membership the world was revolutionary… then i stopped playing#now im old enough to pay for my own membership#but being a senior high student also means i cant play animal jam#it’s so weird to think im now the age of all the ytbers i used to watch#animal jam drama was truly something else#anyways i love this little shitbaby lloyd#hes so stupid i love him#cant wait for him to experience the horrors#when i first watched ninjago i was confused why lloyd was a baby bc i thought that lloyd was everyone’s fav prettyboy#i initially thought lloyd was totally loyal to evilman garmadon and started off as an actual formidable enemy#though now i want to make an au like that#aphid’s ninjashits
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Turn into an oyster that's productive
#Boy I sure hope other people have seen that post otherwise I sound weird#Hajime hinata#Fuyuhiko kuzuryu#Sdr2#Super danganronpa 2#Danganronpa 2#Today I got really mad then ok then really mad again#So mad that I stumbled upon some dude being racist and now I'm contacting his workplace as a concerned citizen#(But not of the US tho.... 🤫)
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"IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE" As someone who's been playing TWST since march and stopped going out of my way to be spoilerfree after I got stuck at Overblott!Jamil? That's honestly been one of my favorite things about it - seeing something in fanart or a comment you think is just fans joking, only for it to be canon. "The economy!", "May I also throw a tantrum?", Malleus' gargoyle thing, and... everything about Rook being my top examples.
there's a whole bit in Trey's platinum birthday card where he goes on about how he became increasingly obsessed with mustard for like a week straight until the other students held an intervention. how are you supposed to talk about this. how can you bring up something like Trey's descent into mustard obsession to the point that the other characters are worried for him without it sounding like the most obvious lolrandom "he mentioned it once and now fandom acts like he puts mustard in everything" joke. also, how can I slip this into every Twst post from now on, because I need everyone in the world to know that this is a real canon fact about Trey "I'm just an average normal guy (who sticks my hands into people's mouths and owns 20 toothbrushes and used to eat flowers off the side of the road)" Clover.
for bonus points, 1) the punchline is that he still doesn't even like mustard that much, 2) he's saying all of this to Leona, and 3) Leona is actually kind of invested in Trey's mustard story for some reason, which is the most unbelievable part of all of this to be honest. (then Trey gets distracted by a painting of the Cheshire Cat and Leona takes the opportunity to powerwalk away to freedom before they can start talking about dijon versus spicy brown or whatever and extend this bit even longer)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#platinum jacket birthday#sorry that this ended up as me just talking about trey's birthday story for...about as long as trey talked about mustard. whoops.#i have said it before and i'll say it again though#the birthday cards have the best and most insane lore and i love them#especially for trey. he wants us to believe he's just some ordinary dude SO bad but he also keeps saying shit like this.#although to be fair as soon as rook enters the building the weirdness bell curve gets immediately fubar'd#so i guess it's all relative#me any time the characters brush off the most whackadoodle bonkers nonsense: why are they not questioning...oh wait#this is a universe in which rook exists and is a real person that they know#never mind please continue
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post canon laishuro prelude :>
#laios touden#toshiro nakamoto#shuro#laishuro#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#pulling this out of my ass at 3 am im sorry if its weird#woooweee im embarassed sharing this tbh#i never make anything like this b4 idk making dialogue and stuff aaaaa#also 'friends' who fight like them irl have stronger bonds going forward this is fact#toshiro warming up to laios post canon and them understanding each other better /sigh#i need a slow burn fic of them so bad#idk how to put this but#the way toshiro just letting them call him shuro for years really speak volume about how extremely introvert he is#like!?!#bfrrrr dude#he's way too good at bottling shit up#the contrasts between him and laios.... peak fiction imo#p.s my pc crashed 10++ times when im making this i almost lost a page it was terrifying
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"Got it memorized?"
Yeah, I havent gotten this dude outta my head the last 15 years.
#kingdom hearts#sea salt trio#kh axel#kh roxas#kh xion#kh lea#fanart#sketches#i love those 3 so damn much#btw somehow proper kh fanart feels rly weird somehow#lil me would have never thought shed be able to draw the cool redheaded dude
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You know in retrospect Olimar is one of the funniest Nintendo characters. He's in this fantastical space setting with alien little creatures and his little space suit....
But he's literally just a dude???
Like. He loves his wife and kids. Won't stop talking about them. He's sad he has to spend all his time at work to provide for them to the point of taking overtime.
Compare him to the rest of the smash roster. All the other space people are in this battle ships, saving the universe on purpose, or just in general, explorers or just weird little guys who travel across the galaxy for funsies.
Meanwhile as of Pikmin 4, Olimar when asked to give his expertise IMMEDIATELY assumes they want his knowledge about shipping cargo.
From his perspective the Pikmin games are hell trips that keep him away from his family and everyone else is like "Okay but the pikmin-". My man just wants to talk about his wife and how his boss keeps exploiting him stop talking to him about the weird little guys on that one oxygen planet-
I think Olimar knows what taxes are.
Most character of all time.
#pikmin 4#captain olimar#olimar pikmin#pikmin 4 made me adore this weird little dude hes so funny he is the most guy ever in this funky setting#let olimar go home and get some rest he deserves it-
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today i realized i could draw anything i want, so.
i drew myself a girlfriend
#cow is poly like me so i can draw infinite partners for it and i don't know why i havent capitlized on that yet#also not technically today i posted this like two days ago to my alt twtt but its sfw so i can post it here too#my art#sketch#oc: cow#furry#anthro#fursona#furry fandom#clean furry#oc#the original idea was a butch bull w a weird gender but then i realized i was attracted to her so. mine now#living out that one post thats like#a gay dude and a lesbian who are BEST friends and also dating the same person but not#each other because they are a gay dude and a lesbian but their mutual partner has a weird enough gender for it to work#its me i'm the mutual partner with a weird enough gender#aweaaeeaA#no name for the bull yet btw but i might just call her bull to match w cow lol
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Prompt 211
The figure looked down at Billy. Billy looked up at the figure awkwardly from where he was digging through a trash can.
“Um… I can explain!”
Okay he honestly couldn’t, and instead threw a bag at them and booked it like his life depended on it. Which it might! Living in Fawcett meant that there were magical entities everywhere, even if they looked human, and he wasn’t going to get stolen by some fae!
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And they caught him. Great. He’s going to die now or get thrown back into foster care- huh? Food? They’re offering- no no, this is some fae bullshit, isn’t it! … But he’s also hungry, so maybe it’ll be worth it…
#DCxDP#DPxDC#Prompts#Dan whose on parole seeing gremlin child: Huh why does he smell like magic#Dan: I’m going to get the weird child food#Dan listening to Billy complain over a sandwich: Oh no I can’t get attached#Dan: So I’ve gotten attached like finding a feral cat#Dan finding out Billy is Marvel: Oh no this kid is like 9- I was at least a teen-adult when I started doing hero-villian things!#Dan: Kid I’m getting you back into school even if it’s homeschool#Billy who thinks he just got adopted by some sort of fae thing: Sure why not Mr Fae-Dude#Time travelling hero who sees World Ending Threat getting dragged around by Smol Child several weeks later:
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dont forget to check your email!
(susan taxpayer is a game by @punkitt-is-here!)
#quark art#susan taxpayer#franky cowurker#janet visor#mashawn clippboard#its so weird that i havent drawn mashawn before hes like my exact type of dude
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Steve having a small crisis over his feelings for Eddie, not because of his sexuality, but more "do I have a crush on him, or is it just the first guy around my age that I get along with since I lost all my other male friends a few years ago?"
Robin "I can't talk to any girl" is no help, just asks if he flirted with all his male friends this much, and Steve, flashing back to Tommy, and even the weird tension he had with Billy, and just nods
#steddie#my steddie hcs#i don't even ship steve and billy but like... he has this weird flirty tension with SO MANY dudes
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